The Yaoi and Yuri Game!!!

Authoress's Note: For those of you who love yuri/yaoi, hate it, or just knows it exists this game is perfect for you! I don't
own any of the charecters and for the sake of organization purposes
Everyone who knows me: YOUR ACTUALLY ORGANIZING SOMETHING ALE??? *they all faint*
Yes...yes I am...but either way for the sake of that most of these things will be Yaoi (gay). Since for some reason it's
easier to keep track of those and if I had a whole bunch of both then I would be hopelessly lost and trying to bum rides and
places to stay for the night from my victims...contestants...Also because I know they will complain of my bizarre pairings
I will host, but the host isn't there all the time just there to explain things every now and then and bop the annoying ones
on the head!
Yes this story is for all people! Who are of proper age/ muturity! ^_^ Read and review! Roses are nice
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale

P.S. Don't worry there's pro homosexuality as well as bashing some homosexual relationships into the ground because it was a
too bizarre pairing in the first place! WAHAHAHAHA

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Techno music with a lot of bass guitar in it starts playing as the lights turn on to reveal a game show set with many many
put into a semicircle,just barely enough room for two each loveseats and one armchair at the middle back of the semicircle.
The host walks out in an all black outfit and hair pulled back into a ponytail as she sits down in the chair the audience
appluads. (Not by choice)

Host: Thank you! Gracias! I'm your hostess with the creamy filling Ale! and welcome y bienvenidos to The Yaoi and Yuri Game!

Audience: The what?? *they all sweatdrop and some fidget in their seats*

Host: Since we couldn't find a partner...or tell it's gender for that matter... we shall have Kuroneko come out and force
enthusiasim out of all of you! *Grins* Here kitty!

Kuroneko: *comes out and stares at the audience* NYAO!

Audience: AHHH! SCARY CAT! *they all start appluading wildly*

Host: Well before we meet our contestants and see who's with who for the course of the game let me explain the way it works!
Every episode we'll be watching our yaoi and yuri odd couples and see how they are faring with each other! Then you the
audience gets to vote for your favorites and what you think should be the group challenge! Group challenges will help for
a couple to gain the pacifier of safety! *Hold up a black painted pacifier* If they win this they get to go on to the next
round! At the end of all this hullabalu the last couple left standing will win! Tell them what they win Bobby Adam the
announcer!

B.A: They win...A brand new car! Oh wait...wrong game show... The lucky winning couple win starring roles in a parody fan fic
filled with same sex goodness! They also win one bodyguard each to use however they so please! These bodyguards are highly
trained in the art of fan beating away!

Host: *rubs her head* Yeah and a certain announcer should of warned me about that before they let me know where some of my
favorite bishounen are!

B.A.: Heh heh...*gulp*

Host: So let's bring the couples out by show! Yes and I chose them to be weird so that none of them would have an unfair
already a favorite coupling advantage! Our first show is...Yuu Yuu Hakusho!

Yuu Yuu Hakusho's opening theme song plays as a line of it's characters line up in the shadows. You can hear them grumbling
or planning sabotage already.

Host: Now these pairings are a complete surprise to them too so let's get started! Our first couple is Keiko and Botan!
Representing one of the few yuri couples in this game!

Keiko and Botan sit down in one of the love seats next to the arm chair and look confused at the host.

Keiko: But I'm Yusuke's girlfriend...

Botan: And they look so cute together!

Host: I know I know! But you, Shizuru, and Yukina are the only main girls in Yuu Yuu Hakusho. Shizuru would singe all my
clothes with her cigarette if I made her do this and Hiei would kill me if I used Yukina. Don't worry usually you don't have
to do anything...unless the audience wants you to! Right folks??

Audience: YAY! *cheering*

Botan and Keiko: O_O...If you say so...

Host: Trust me! Next we have Kurama and Karasu!

Everyone including host: *GASP*

Host: Hey I didn't write this one! Who got into my cards?? This isn't right it just isn't *leaps behind her chair after an
expolsive blows up in front of it* Yi!

Karasu: It's just the way things were meant to be...*drags Kurama whoose kicking and yelling for help to a loveseat and sits
down*

Kurama: You lay one finger on my hair and I vow I will kill you!

Host: *gets back in her chair* Bad news Kurama but good news too...No one is allowed to kill anyone during the course of the
show...Sorry but you all signed a contract...*shrugs at the sound of most of the contestants groaning*

Karasu: *Now running his fingers through Kurama's hair* It looks so lovely but with all the seeds and roses you keep in it
your beautiful hair needs treatment Kurama...

Kurama: *winces* Can I "accidently" just hurt him?

Host: *winks* sure!

Kurama pretends to yawn and hits Karasu on the back of the head.

Kurama: Oops so sorry! Really!

Host: I sense some big problems with this game already...OH WELL! All the more twisted all the more fun! Two more for this
show...Let's bring out Yusuke and Kuwabara! *They silently go to a loveseat and throw death glares at the host*

Yusuke: I agreed to this because of the body guard prize...

All contestants (even ones not shown yet): SAME!

Host: Thank god for the no killing anyone on the show rule...And last but not least Hiei and Koenma.

Hiei: *grabs his katana and slices into one of the arms of the hosts's armchair as he goes into his loveseat with Koenma* Hn.

Koenma: Are you POSITIVE that Hiei signed the contract too??? *sweatdrops*

Hiei: I did. *Glares at the host* She gave me sweet snow to do this show otherwise I would of sliced her head off for telling
me about this...

Host: Aren't Hiei and Kurama the greatest??? *starry eyed* And it was either that or Hiei would be with Kuwabara and Yusuke
with Koenma.

Everyone: *falls to the ground then go back in their seats*

Host: And now for the last show...Trigun!

Audience: *appluase and a couple people swing donuts in the air screaming* WE LOVE VASH THE STAMPEDE!!

Host: Since you mentioned it let's bring out the first couple! Vash The Stampede and Knives Millions! *they go to their love
seat and Vash grabs the donuts his fangirls offered him on the way*

Vash: *chomping on donuts* Why did I get paired with my brother? Isn't that twincest?

Audience: TWINCEST WHORES TWINCEST WHORES TWINCEST WHORES!!

Host: SILENCE! No Jerry Springer'ing...yet... And I did it to see if you two could survive having to be together for the
length of the game! I already mentioned that these couples were odd didn't I? *starts floating in the air* Legato! You signed
the contract too! *gets dropped back down and lands in Knives's lap*

Knives: *death glares at the host and pushes her off* Insolent spider...

Host: Our next couple...*brushes dust off and goes back to her chair* Is Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Legato Bluesummers!?!?
Oh wait it was either that or Legato and Midvalley the hornfreak...poor blue haired bishie...

Legato: *looks at knives sadly as he goes to sit down* Did I have to play master??

Knives: If I have to do this you have to do this too Legato!

Legato: Yes master...

Wolfwood: This isn't right...I'll have to use my portable confessional a month straight after this...couldn't I be paired
with Milly instead?

Host: Ahem...*points to sign in giant neon letters* It says "The Yaoi and Yuri Game", sorry Wolfwood but you having Milly
wouln't be fair to the others.

Kurasu: My pairing is perfectly fair...*buries his face in Kurama's hair and coughs out a seed*

Kurama: Dear hostess pray that I cannot find out where you live once the game is over.

Host: Will the death threats never cease??

Audience: Yup.

Host: Damn it! Only two more couples left...next up is the last yuri couple: Milly and Meryl!

Milly: But we're good friends! Not a yuri couple!

Meryl: How you ever dragged me from my work to here I do not know!

Vash: Hi girls! *grins a giant grin at them*

Milly: Hello Mr. Vash! Hello Mr.Knives! Hello Mr.Legato! Hello Mr.Nicky! Hello Mr. Yusuke! *continues until she said hello
to everyone*

Meryl: Baka! This is you fault isn't it Vash?

Vash: Awe Meryl you can't stay mad at me...^_^

Meryl: WATCH ME! *death glare*

Vash: Love and Peace! Love and Peace!

Knives: SHUT UP! *bops his brother on the back of the head*

Host: ^_^;; Our last couple is...Midvally the Hornfreak and ....crap I forgot to find another person for Midvalley! umm...
Kuroneko! Yeah! *sweatdrops and laughs nervously* Midvalley and Kuroneko...

Midvalley and Kuroneko go into a loveseat and stare oddly at each other.

Midvalley: Ok I know I'm horny but I don't do beastality!

Host: Who said you had to have sex? Besides I doubt anyone out there wants to see that.

Audience member: I DO!

Host: You don't get to review! Or send an email! No beastality I forbid it!

Knives: Yet twincest is ok?

Host: There's no cest you two are just paired up for the game! Your all very very lucky that I'm leaving your fates mainly
up to the reviewers!!! VERY LUCKY!

Knives: Pshaw, whatever Girlfriend...talk to da hand 'cuz the face ain't listening bioyatch! *stares at his now in the air
hand* Evil evil evil spider! Why did you make me do that???

Host: To show you that I can twist your wills if I so choose...*smiles sweetly* So now for the quick safety challenge!
*snaps fingers and bowls of pudding appear in front of everyone* The first couple to spoon feed their partner wins!

Contestants: O_O...That's all??

Host: Yes I'm being nice...FOR THIS ROUND! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ready set go!

No one does anything and just stare blankly at the host.

Host: If you win your immune from this round's voting and remember the bodyguard prize!

Karasu: So if we win we're guarnteed to be able to stay with our partner for at least another round?

Host: well...yeah.

Karasu: Open up for the choo choo train Kurama! *tries to shove a spoonful of pudding into Kurama's mouth*

Kurama: MMM MMM! *shakes his head violently and keeps his mouth tightly shut*

Karasu: *pulls on Kurama's hair* Come on now...

Kurama: OW! *gets pudding shoved into his mouth* damn you...mmm...butterscotch!

Karasu: Want more love?

Kurama: look a fly! *thwacks Karasu on the head*

Host: Well it looks like...hey wait both of Milly's and Meryl's bowls are empty!! Any confessions you two?

Meryl: No. She ate it all 5 seconds after it appeared.

Milly: You like butterscotch too! It's nummy!

Host: Um..ok..*stuffs the pacifier of safety in Karasu's hand* you and Kurama are safe for this rounds voting! I'm so sorry
Kurama! *gives him a hug in pity and glares at Karasu* never touch my stuff again bomb freak!

Karasu: WAHAHAHAHA! *strokes Kurama's hair* My lovely Kurama...mine...

Kurama: Pray REALLY REALLY HARD that I don't find out where you live after this show hostess. *eye twitches and he bonks
Karasu away. He then holds his head protectively*

Host: Ok well that's our first round and now to wait for the reviewers to decide your fates! Vote for the couple or couples
you want gone! You can't vote for all of them at once. They are:

Keiko and Botan
Milly and Meryl
Wolfwood and Legato
Knives and Vash
Yusuke and Kuwabara
Hiei and Koenma
Midvalley and Kuroneko
Kurama and Karasu (IMMUNE THIS ROUND)

Vote now! And now all of our contestants shall retreat to their shared hotel rooms, but as I failed to mention earlier the
winner of the pacifier get a two bed bedroom and cattle prod just in case they need to keep their partner out of their bed
anyways.

Kurama: Thank you.

Host: No problem! We have cameras set up everywhere so on the next show we'll see how you spend the time with each other and
you won't see me again until the next safety challenge!

Contestants: YAY!

Host: I'm hurt...

Hiei: Not as much as you will be after the game ningen. *waves his katana at her*

Host: Yi!

Midvalley: You didn't get stuck with the cat! *sticks out his tongue at the cat*

Kuroneko: Nyao.

Host: Retreat to your rooms now! This is the Yaoi and Yuri Game saying goodnight and love bites! Either physically or
emotionally it's up to you! ^_^ You can also suggest safety challenge ideas! This is great no?

Contestants: NO! goodnight! *they all head off to their hotel rooms grumbling or swearing revenge*

B.A.: Tonight's game was brought to you by red markers Inc.! For when you need to fake a nasty injury turn to us at Red
Markers Inc.! Goodnight everyone!

Credits roll and they show a scene of everyone entering the hotel lobby.

Kurama: They gave me the cattle prod already *smiles*

Karasu: What does it do anyways lovely?

Kurama: This. *electricutes Karasu*

Karasu: *coughs up a puff of smoke* Oh...

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Hope your enjoyed round one! Make sure to vote and remember that (unfortunately) Kurama and Karasu are immune to this round's
voting! Also you vote for THE ONES YOU WANT GONE you can vote for more than one couple just not all of em! Until next round
(where you honestly won't see me except for the quick intro the ending and the safety challenge) where you can see how our
lovely couples are faring with each other, see ya!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale