The Yaoi and Yuri Game
Round 3
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Authoress's Note: You know the shitake mushrooms, don't sue me I've typed out
enough disclaimers already! Now on to the story! And yes...we need a new announcer...since
um the perky Jane Mari has mysteriously "disapeared"...yeah that's it...Heh heh.
^_^
Enjoy!
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Host: WELCOME! Yes welcome to round 3 of...THE YAOI AND YURI GAME! Why don't we give a quick 60 second recap of the first two
rounds announcer? *runs over to the announcer's spot*
Announcer (the host): OK! *takes a deep breath and starts to talk like an auctioneer* Middy and kitty gone bye bye! Knives
and Vash had a little fun, Kurama is insisting we give him a gun! Karasu likes his partner a wee bit much, and Wolfwood's
a very good actor or just likes the stuff he's acting out and such! Legato misses master that we all know, Botan won at gin
rummy 3 games in a row. Keiko slaps Yusuke and he's still sore, and by the end of this game Hiei will still not be Koenma's
whore! Last and maybe least are milly and meryl one of which snuck into the kitchen and stole all the pudding crates and
barrels!!! *gasps for air and bows*
Audience member: Whoa...what did she say?
Another one: I don't know but I think some of it rhymed.
Yet Another Audience Member: Look she fainted!
You see the host slumped over her desk with a dizzy look on her face. A girl in the audience stands up and the new subtitle
guy drew an arrow and words that say "Lady BDF" pointing to the girl.
Lady BDF: No! The show shall continue!! Roll that beautiful bean footage! *sits back down*
Host: *regains conciousness* No copyright infridgements! Nooooooooooooooo! But she's right roll the clips of what happened
after yesterday's Tango Fest! My head hurts...and you get free tickets if you threaten me with a curse or whatever for me to
continue this show!
Screen fizzles out and turns back on to show a little table with Knives, Vash, Legato, and Wolfwood sitting at it. All of
them are looking at each other suspiciously while sipping coffee. (A/N: Coffee...makes the world go round!)
Vash: *starts humming to himself in the awkward silence* Soooo...Nick why'd you ask for our two teams to meet here?
Wolfwood: Huh? Sorry got distracted by all this suspicious staring. *watches Vash fall over on the ground and just shrugs* I
want to propose a plan that involves our two groups.
Legato: Propose? No way in hell am I marrying you Chapel!
Wolfwood: What?? NO! And It's Wolfwood! WOLFWOOD!!
Knives: A plan of revenge where we kill off the host spider and then every other spider on this stupid planet??
Vash: Knives! No! LOVE AND PEACE!
Knives: Quiet you! You liked the way I tango'ed with you and you know it!
Vash: *sticks out his tongue* Nyeh! Did not! *turns away from Knives and tries to ignore him* So what is it Nick?
Wolfwood: I think we should trade! *stands up with a fist up in the air* To save what's left of our sanity's I say we trade!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vash: *blinks* You WANT to be with Knives?
Knives: *spits out his coffee* What?? I'm not going to be paired up with Chapel!!
Legato: *mopping up the spitted out on him coffee with a napkin* Master I think what Chapel means is for you and me to be
partners and him and Vash to team up too. I think it's probably the best idea Wolfwood will ever have.
Wolfwood: *gets starry eyed* You called me Wolfwood! I'm touched baby!
Legato: O_\/ !!! (a/n: Legato has those bang things in front of one eye always remember?) CHAPEL CHAPEL CHAPEL!
Botan: *pops in* Chapel? Is someone getting married?? How darling!
Vash: AHHH! It's the blue haired girl with a paddle!
Botan: It's an oar! *whacks Vash in the head with her oar* You guys were making such a comotion that I got curious and wanted
to see what was up! *grins and giggles* Come on girls! Not much is happening but you can come out!
The other three girls on the show (Keiko, Meryl, Milly) pop up behind the other guy's chairs.
Meryl: You guys can't switch! If we have to be stuck with who we got then you have to be stuck too!
Milly: And you seem very happy with you brother Mr. Knives, Mr. Vash!
Keiko: *stares weirdly at knives whoose chair she happens to be behind* Your brothers????? That's just not right!
Knives: Shhh!
Keiko: But really it's just not-
Knives: Shh! Shh! Shh! I have a big bag of shh! with your name on it human!
Keiko: But-
Knives: SHH! Zip it!
Keiko: b-
Knives: Zip it! Zip it good! *gets hit in the head by a plastic wand looking thing*
Jane Mari: (a/n: this footage was before her disapearance) Silly billies no copyright rule breaking! *shakes a finger at them*
Hee hee hee! Naughty naughty! The host sent me here to kick out the losing couple from round 2! Now where are all the rest of
the willy nilly payers?
Milly: * even she has to stare weirdly at the temporary announcer's odd perkyness* Willy nilly?
Everyone sweatdrops and so do the other couples who walk towards the table.
Kurama: *left eye is twitching slightly* no...more...fire...no...more..fire...
Karasu: *clutching onto the broken Kurama* I bombed the bathroom while my lovely was in it last night and he got stuck in the flames,
*grins, well it looks like grinning even though you can't tell through his hospital metal mask thing* Isn't he adorable after
a near death experience??
Koenma: Oh I BET that's all that happened between you two last night...*snickers and gets hit in the head by Hiei*
Hiei: Shut up baka baby.
Yusuke: So who got kicked out?
Kuwabara: I think for Kurama's sake it should be him...*pokes Kurama but the poor kitsune doesn't react*
Jane Mari: GOOD! YOUR ALL HERE! HEE HEE! Well I would make this suspenseful and drama-licious but Keiko and Botan your gone!
*taps Keiko and Botan on the head with her plastic wand and they dissapear in a swirl of pink glitter, Botan's oar is left
behind* OOH! Her boat thingy! fun fun!
Host: *runs into the scene and tackles Jane Mari* I CAN NOT TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR PERKINESS! *grabs the oar and starts bashing
the announcer over the head with it* Die die die DIE!!!
Vash: What about the contract?
Host: The what? Oh...oops... *looks at the bloody pulp that used to be Jane Mari* Oh..shit-
Milly: ake mushrooms!
Host: You guys aren't going to turn me in are you? I mean, she was annoying you guys too right?? Heh...remember the prize for
today's safety challenge! You want me to be around for that right?
Yusuke: Keiko! Crap where is she??
Koenma: I'd say somewhere in the world of pink glitter magic girl victims. She and Botan should be able to find a way out within
a week or so.
Legato: Pink glitter magic girl victims world?
Kuwabara: Luckies..I like pink glitter...
Kurama: *gets "unbroken" and starts cracking up* Thanks Kuwabara I feel HAHAHAHAHA better now...HAHA HA HA!!!
Karasu: Awe...now I can't play with your semi-unconcious body anymore my lovely.
Kurama: Oh shut up...wait you did what?? O_O
Host: Ok so we all agree to a vow of silence about the whole Jane Mari incident?
All: Jane who?
Host: *Mr.Burns style* Excellent...
Scene cuts and now we can see a nervous looking host.
Host: Oh my...guess the vow of silence doesn't do much now...Well now for the safety challenge game of today! The
"How well do you know you partner game! Game." *snaps fingers* Mr.Quackers bring the contestants! *waits* Awe...why do all
my minions take vacations at the same time?? *sigh* Just walk out and sit down you guys.
The contestants (except Botan and Keiko because they are the new losers) all walk out and sit in their loveseats.
Host: And my darling assistant Hornfreak will help keep score!
Midvalley: *sits on a stool next to the host's armchair and takes out a notepad and pencil*
Host: Today's prizes are immunity in this round's voting and a free *gulps* beat up the host for 5 whole minutes card for
each of the winning pair's people. Or demons...or plants...or demigod...or I think that's it. There are three questions which
we know the answers to and we'll go around asking the one question till we have an answer from everyone? Alright?
Midvalley: And I get to keep score!
Legato: How come you got to stay here even after being kicked off?
Midvalley: The readers love me! *grins and laughs at the camera*
Legato: *mutters* Reviewer-whornfreak.
Midvalley: I heard that! Words hurt you know..
Host: ENOUGH! Now our first question...
Knives: Truth hurts doesn't it saxophone boy??
Host: AHEM! First question...What is your partners favorite food and favorite way to be served that food?
Milly: Miss isn't that two questions?
Host: Just eat your stolen pudding dear.
Milly: Oh...Alright! *smiles and eats her pudding*
Yusuke: Er...He likes...ramen?
Midvalley: ER! wrong! He likes chamomille tea when Yukina serves it to him when he pretends to be really sick to get her pity.
Hiei: WHAT?
Kuwabara: What do you care shrimp? It's not like the fair Yukina is your sister or anything!
Kurama: Hiei...calm yourself...*holds the back of Hiei's shirt to keep him from killing Kuwabara*
Host: Your turn Kazuma.
Kuwabara: That's easy! Um...he likes...food? When it's being put into his mouth with a fork?
Host: Can you be more specific?
Kuwabara: No.
Midvalley: No points for the Kazuma and Urameshi lovers!
Yusuke: LOVERS?!?!?!
Host: Your next Legato, lovely lovely bishie Legato!
Legato: He likes cigarettes when he's smoking them.
Midvalley: Bing bing bing! That's right!
Karasu: Cigarettes are food?
Wolfwood: No but it was all I could think of. Legato likes eating hot dogs with his left hand.
Legato: It's such a nice left arm isn't it Vash?? *Legato licks his left arm*
Vash: Stop doing that! That's my arm! You have no right to lick it! *pouts as he sees that Legato is ignoring him and continuing
to lick his old arm*
Midvalley: 2 points total! Your up short kid and guy with a pacifier.
Hiei: What did you call me? *reaches for his katana but sees that it's missing* WHAT?!?! WHERE IS IT???
Koenma: I had it taken away from you so that you wouldn't kill me by "accident" at night. Hiei likes to guzzle down Ice Cream.
Midvalley: That's right! Hey Host...
Host: Yes Hornfreak?
Midvalley: What number comes after 2? I think I might need to know for the next question...
Host: *sigh* 3..3 comes after two.
Hiei: Koenma likes his pacifier after it's been shoved up his spoiled royal bratty a-
Vash: BEEP!
Hiei: What the f-
Vash: BEEP!
Hiei: Hn! Stop that you f-
Vash: Beep beep!
Hiei: Oh for the love of -
Vash: BEEP! Oh you weren't going to swear that time...my mistake...
Knives: Little brother do you want ME to shut you mouth for you?
Vash: GAH! NO!
Host: Hiei's answer is right!
Koenma: It is not!
Host: Is too! You should stay in your teen form more instead of your dumb baby form if you don't like it! Kurama and Karasu
it's your turn.
Kurama: He likes anything if I was the one to spoon feed it to him. WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
Karasu: That's what you think...He likes to enjoy a simple cup of hot tea with his mother.
Kurama: You lay one finger on my mother ever and I'll kill you...again...
Host: With his mother? that's correct! Also very very sweet and adorable!
Midvalley: But only 1 point because Karasu's answer is anything that you feed by hand to him, not a spoon.
Kurama glares at what looks like Karasu grining, stupid metal mask! You can't tell anything at all!
Host: Meryl?
Meryl: Pudding any way it can come in just lots and lots of pudding my bet.
Midvalley: ERR!
Meryl: HOW CAN THAT BE WRONG? LOOK AT HER! SHE'S EATING PUDDING AS WE SPEAK!
Milly: Meryl sempai didn't you remember that I actually like donuts more like Mr.Vash? I just don't eat them because he always
seems to want one.
Host: Really? Then why pudding?
Milly: It's pudding-licious of course!
Vash: Milly's nice and Meryl's a meany head! *Meryl glares* UM! In the best way possible of course! ^_^ *sweatdrops*
Milly: Sempai likes coffee because it lets her stay awake to work more, oh and in a mug?
Midvalley: 1 point for the pudding girl and workaholic! AHH! Don't kill me Meryl! *hides under the score notepad*
Knives: Guess that leaves us, the spider lover inhales donuts.
Midvalley: 1 point for the boss!
Vash: Um... Knives I really never see you eating anything...GASP! Oh no! *hugs his brother* My por brother has an eating
disorder! I'll cure him! *gets teary eyed*
Knives: Let go of me Vash! I just don't like to eat in front of others like my mans-
Vash: BEEP!
Knives: fine...like my minion Legato does.
Yusuke: Ha ha! The blue haired boy's a mansl-
Vash: BEEEP!
Host: Vash if you censor someone one more time I'll...here give me a piece of paper midvalley,*midvalley does this and the host
writes down something on the paper and hands it to Vash*
Vash: O_O !!! I'll be good!
Host: Well we're just about out of time so screw the 3 questions and who won this time?
Midvalley: Wolfwood and Knives
Host: Alright...well here are your free 5 minute beat up passes...but you don't want to really use them right??
Wolfwood: I'll wait until I have my cross punisher with me.
Legato: I'll wait until the contract is null and void.
Host: Oh. Wonderful. -_- Nobody is on my side are they?
Midvalley and Milly: Your not so bad...
Host: ^_^ GRACIAS!
Midvalley: Doesn't mean I won't get revenge for you setting me up with Kuroneko though! ^_^
Milly: I've been able to eat so much pudding I feel sick. So...*adds cheerfully* I can get you too!
Host: I'm so alone...*sigh* So the voting for this week is as follows:
Kurama and Karasu
Yusuke and Kuwabara
Hiei and Koenma
Milly and Meryl
Legato and Wolfwood (IMMUNE THIS ROUND)
Vash and Knives
Voting is cleared and make sure to vote often! The sooner votes come in the sooner I can kick someone off and start a new round!
This is Ale the hostess with the creamy filling! Saying goodnight-
Vash: Good fight!
Host: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awe everyone is against our hostess...poor ol' gal. She needs her minions back so she can get a new announcer.
Make sure to vote, review, and or suggest stuff! Woohoo! And yes...Jane Mari is dead...let's have a moment of silence..
Everyone: YAY! Ding dong the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? The hyper bitch! Ding dong the hyper bitch is dead!
Authoress: My sentiments exactly! How did you all learn to sing in harmony like that?
Kurama: Picked it up from SNL.
Botan: I like those musical parodies! I have to go back to the evil world of pink glitter magic girl victims, cya later!
Kurama: *sweatdrops* Er..why'd she wanna go back?
Authoress: No clue my lovely darling bishounen! Well until next time! Adios!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale
Round 3
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Authoress's Note: You know the shitake mushrooms, don't sue me I've typed out
enough disclaimers already! Now on to the story! And yes...we need a new announcer...since
um the perky Jane Mari has mysteriously "disapeared"...yeah that's it...Heh heh.
^_^
Enjoy!
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Host: WELCOME! Yes welcome to round 3 of...THE YAOI AND YURI GAME! Why don't we give a quick 60 second recap of the first two
rounds announcer? *runs over to the announcer's spot*
Announcer (the host): OK! *takes a deep breath and starts to talk like an auctioneer* Middy and kitty gone bye bye! Knives
and Vash had a little fun, Kurama is insisting we give him a gun! Karasu likes his partner a wee bit much, and Wolfwood's
a very good actor or just likes the stuff he's acting out and such! Legato misses master that we all know, Botan won at gin
rummy 3 games in a row. Keiko slaps Yusuke and he's still sore, and by the end of this game Hiei will still not be Koenma's
whore! Last and maybe least are milly and meryl one of which snuck into the kitchen and stole all the pudding crates and
barrels!!! *gasps for air and bows*
Audience member: Whoa...what did she say?
Another one: I don't know but I think some of it rhymed.
Yet Another Audience Member: Look she fainted!
You see the host slumped over her desk with a dizzy look on her face. A girl in the audience stands up and the new subtitle
guy drew an arrow and words that say "Lady BDF" pointing to the girl.
Lady BDF: No! The show shall continue!! Roll that beautiful bean footage! *sits back down*
Host: *regains conciousness* No copyright infridgements! Nooooooooooooooo! But she's right roll the clips of what happened
after yesterday's Tango Fest! My head hurts...and you get free tickets if you threaten me with a curse or whatever for me to
continue this show!
Screen fizzles out and turns back on to show a little table with Knives, Vash, Legato, and Wolfwood sitting at it. All of
them are looking at each other suspiciously while sipping coffee. (A/N: Coffee...makes the world go round!)
Vash: *starts humming to himself in the awkward silence* Soooo...Nick why'd you ask for our two teams to meet here?
Wolfwood: Huh? Sorry got distracted by all this suspicious staring. *watches Vash fall over on the ground and just shrugs* I
want to propose a plan that involves our two groups.
Legato: Propose? No way in hell am I marrying you Chapel!
Wolfwood: What?? NO! And It's Wolfwood! WOLFWOOD!!
Knives: A plan of revenge where we kill off the host spider and then every other spider on this stupid planet??
Vash: Knives! No! LOVE AND PEACE!
Knives: Quiet you! You liked the way I tango'ed with you and you know it!
Vash: *sticks out his tongue* Nyeh! Did not! *turns away from Knives and tries to ignore him* So what is it Nick?
Wolfwood: I think we should trade! *stands up with a fist up in the air* To save what's left of our sanity's I say we trade!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vash: *blinks* You WANT to be with Knives?
Knives: *spits out his coffee* What?? I'm not going to be paired up with Chapel!!
Legato: *mopping up the spitted out on him coffee with a napkin* Master I think what Chapel means is for you and me to be
partners and him and Vash to team up too. I think it's probably the best idea Wolfwood will ever have.
Wolfwood: *gets starry eyed* You called me Wolfwood! I'm touched baby!
Legato: O_\/ !!! (a/n: Legato has those bang things in front of one eye always remember?) CHAPEL CHAPEL CHAPEL!
Botan: *pops in* Chapel? Is someone getting married?? How darling!
Vash: AHHH! It's the blue haired girl with a paddle!
Botan: It's an oar! *whacks Vash in the head with her oar* You guys were making such a comotion that I got curious and wanted
to see what was up! *grins and giggles* Come on girls! Not much is happening but you can come out!
The other three girls on the show (Keiko, Meryl, Milly) pop up behind the other guy's chairs.
Meryl: You guys can't switch! If we have to be stuck with who we got then you have to be stuck too!
Milly: And you seem very happy with you brother Mr. Knives, Mr. Vash!
Keiko: *stares weirdly at knives whoose chair she happens to be behind* Your brothers????? That's just not right!
Knives: Shhh!
Keiko: But really it's just not-
Knives: Shh! Shh! Shh! I have a big bag of shh! with your name on it human!
Keiko: But-
Knives: SHH! Zip it!
Keiko: b-
Knives: Zip it! Zip it good! *gets hit in the head by a plastic wand looking thing*
Jane Mari: (a/n: this footage was before her disapearance) Silly billies no copyright rule breaking! *shakes a finger at them*
Hee hee hee! Naughty naughty! The host sent me here to kick out the losing couple from round 2! Now where are all the rest of
the willy nilly payers?
Milly: * even she has to stare weirdly at the temporary announcer's odd perkyness* Willy nilly?
Everyone sweatdrops and so do the other couples who walk towards the table.
Kurama: *left eye is twitching slightly* no...more...fire...no...more..fire...
Karasu: *clutching onto the broken Kurama* I bombed the bathroom while my lovely was in it last night and he got stuck in the flames,
*grins, well it looks like grinning even though you can't tell through his hospital metal mask thing* Isn't he adorable after
a near death experience??
Koenma: Oh I BET that's all that happened between you two last night...*snickers and gets hit in the head by Hiei*
Hiei: Shut up baka baby.
Yusuke: So who got kicked out?
Kuwabara: I think for Kurama's sake it should be him...*pokes Kurama but the poor kitsune doesn't react*
Jane Mari: GOOD! YOUR ALL HERE! HEE HEE! Well I would make this suspenseful and drama-licious but Keiko and Botan your gone!
*taps Keiko and Botan on the head with her plastic wand and they dissapear in a swirl of pink glitter, Botan's oar is left
behind* OOH! Her boat thingy! fun fun!
Host: *runs into the scene and tackles Jane Mari* I CAN NOT TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR PERKINESS! *grabs the oar and starts bashing
the announcer over the head with it* Die die die DIE!!!
Vash: What about the contract?
Host: The what? Oh...oops... *looks at the bloody pulp that used to be Jane Mari* Oh..shit-
Milly: ake mushrooms!
Host: You guys aren't going to turn me in are you? I mean, she was annoying you guys too right?? Heh...remember the prize for
today's safety challenge! You want me to be around for that right?
Yusuke: Keiko! Crap where is she??
Koenma: I'd say somewhere in the world of pink glitter magic girl victims. She and Botan should be able to find a way out within
a week or so.
Legato: Pink glitter magic girl victims world?
Kuwabara: Luckies..I like pink glitter...
Kurama: *gets "unbroken" and starts cracking up* Thanks Kuwabara I feel HAHAHAHAHA better now...HAHA HA HA!!!
Karasu: Awe...now I can't play with your semi-unconcious body anymore my lovely.
Kurama: Oh shut up...wait you did what?? O_O
Host: Ok so we all agree to a vow of silence about the whole Jane Mari incident?
All: Jane who?
Host: *Mr.Burns style* Excellent...
Scene cuts and now we can see a nervous looking host.
Host: Oh my...guess the vow of silence doesn't do much now...Well now for the safety challenge game of today! The
"How well do you know you partner game! Game." *snaps fingers* Mr.Quackers bring the contestants! *waits* Awe...why do all
my minions take vacations at the same time?? *sigh* Just walk out and sit down you guys.
The contestants (except Botan and Keiko because they are the new losers) all walk out and sit in their loveseats.
Host: And my darling assistant Hornfreak will help keep score!
Midvalley: *sits on a stool next to the host's armchair and takes out a notepad and pencil*
Host: Today's prizes are immunity in this round's voting and a free *gulps* beat up the host for 5 whole minutes card for
each of the winning pair's people. Or demons...or plants...or demigod...or I think that's it. There are three questions which
we know the answers to and we'll go around asking the one question till we have an answer from everyone? Alright?
Midvalley: And I get to keep score!
Legato: How come you got to stay here even after being kicked off?
Midvalley: The readers love me! *grins and laughs at the camera*
Legato: *mutters* Reviewer-whornfreak.
Midvalley: I heard that! Words hurt you know..
Host: ENOUGH! Now our first question...
Knives: Truth hurts doesn't it saxophone boy??
Host: AHEM! First question...What is your partners favorite food and favorite way to be served that food?
Milly: Miss isn't that two questions?
Host: Just eat your stolen pudding dear.
Milly: Oh...Alright! *smiles and eats her pudding*
Yusuke: Er...He likes...ramen?
Midvalley: ER! wrong! He likes chamomille tea when Yukina serves it to him when he pretends to be really sick to get her pity.
Hiei: WHAT?
Kuwabara: What do you care shrimp? It's not like the fair Yukina is your sister or anything!
Kurama: Hiei...calm yourself...*holds the back of Hiei's shirt to keep him from killing Kuwabara*
Host: Your turn Kazuma.
Kuwabara: That's easy! Um...he likes...food? When it's being put into his mouth with a fork?
Host: Can you be more specific?
Kuwabara: No.
Midvalley: No points for the Kazuma and Urameshi lovers!
Yusuke: LOVERS?!?!?!
Host: Your next Legato, lovely lovely bishie Legato!
Legato: He likes cigarettes when he's smoking them.
Midvalley: Bing bing bing! That's right!
Karasu: Cigarettes are food?
Wolfwood: No but it was all I could think of. Legato likes eating hot dogs with his left hand.
Legato: It's such a nice left arm isn't it Vash?? *Legato licks his left arm*
Vash: Stop doing that! That's my arm! You have no right to lick it! *pouts as he sees that Legato is ignoring him and continuing
to lick his old arm*
Midvalley: 2 points total! Your up short kid and guy with a pacifier.
Hiei: What did you call me? *reaches for his katana but sees that it's missing* WHAT?!?! WHERE IS IT???
Koenma: I had it taken away from you so that you wouldn't kill me by "accident" at night. Hiei likes to guzzle down Ice Cream.
Midvalley: That's right! Hey Host...
Host: Yes Hornfreak?
Midvalley: What number comes after 2? I think I might need to know for the next question...
Host: *sigh* 3..3 comes after two.
Hiei: Koenma likes his pacifier after it's been shoved up his spoiled royal bratty a-
Vash: BEEP!
Hiei: What the f-
Vash: BEEP!
Hiei: Hn! Stop that you f-
Vash: Beep beep!
Hiei: Oh for the love of -
Vash: BEEP! Oh you weren't going to swear that time...my mistake...
Knives: Little brother do you want ME to shut you mouth for you?
Vash: GAH! NO!
Host: Hiei's answer is right!
Koenma: It is not!
Host: Is too! You should stay in your teen form more instead of your dumb baby form if you don't like it! Kurama and Karasu
it's your turn.
Kurama: He likes anything if I was the one to spoon feed it to him. WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
Karasu: That's what you think...He likes to enjoy a simple cup of hot tea with his mother.
Kurama: You lay one finger on my mother ever and I'll kill you...again...
Host: With his mother? that's correct! Also very very sweet and adorable!
Midvalley: But only 1 point because Karasu's answer is anything that you feed by hand to him, not a spoon.
Kurama glares at what looks like Karasu grining, stupid metal mask! You can't tell anything at all!
Host: Meryl?
Meryl: Pudding any way it can come in just lots and lots of pudding my bet.
Midvalley: ERR!
Meryl: HOW CAN THAT BE WRONG? LOOK AT HER! SHE'S EATING PUDDING AS WE SPEAK!
Milly: Meryl sempai didn't you remember that I actually like donuts more like Mr.Vash? I just don't eat them because he always
seems to want one.
Host: Really? Then why pudding?
Milly: It's pudding-licious of course!
Vash: Milly's nice and Meryl's a meany head! *Meryl glares* UM! In the best way possible of course! ^_^ *sweatdrops*
Milly: Sempai likes coffee because it lets her stay awake to work more, oh and in a mug?
Midvalley: 1 point for the pudding girl and workaholic! AHH! Don't kill me Meryl! *hides under the score notepad*
Knives: Guess that leaves us, the spider lover inhales donuts.
Midvalley: 1 point for the boss!
Vash: Um... Knives I really never see you eating anything...GASP! Oh no! *hugs his brother* My por brother has an eating
disorder! I'll cure him! *gets teary eyed*
Knives: Let go of me Vash! I just don't like to eat in front of others like my mans-
Vash: BEEP!
Knives: fine...like my minion Legato does.
Yusuke: Ha ha! The blue haired boy's a mansl-
Vash: BEEEP!
Host: Vash if you censor someone one more time I'll...here give me a piece of paper midvalley,*midvalley does this and the host
writes down something on the paper and hands it to Vash*
Vash: O_O !!! I'll be good!
Host: Well we're just about out of time so screw the 3 questions and who won this time?
Midvalley: Wolfwood and Knives
Host: Alright...well here are your free 5 minute beat up passes...but you don't want to really use them right??
Wolfwood: I'll wait until I have my cross punisher with me.
Legato: I'll wait until the contract is null and void.
Host: Oh. Wonderful. -_- Nobody is on my side are they?
Midvalley and Milly: Your not so bad...
Host: ^_^ GRACIAS!
Midvalley: Doesn't mean I won't get revenge for you setting me up with Kuroneko though! ^_^
Milly: I've been able to eat so much pudding I feel sick. So...*adds cheerfully* I can get you too!
Host: I'm so alone...*sigh* So the voting for this week is as follows:
Kurama and Karasu
Yusuke and Kuwabara
Hiei and Koenma
Milly and Meryl
Legato and Wolfwood (IMMUNE THIS ROUND)
Vash and Knives
Voting is cleared and make sure to vote often! The sooner votes come in the sooner I can kick someone off and start a new round!
This is Ale the hostess with the creamy filling! Saying goodnight-
Vash: Good fight!
Host: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awe everyone is against our hostess...poor ol' gal. She needs her minions back so she can get a new announcer.
Make sure to vote, review, and or suggest stuff! Woohoo! And yes...Jane Mari is dead...let's have a moment of silence..
Everyone: YAY! Ding dong the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? The hyper bitch! Ding dong the hyper bitch is dead!
Authoress: My sentiments exactly! How did you all learn to sing in harmony like that?
Kurama: Picked it up from SNL.
Botan: I like those musical parodies! I have to go back to the evil world of pink glitter magic girl victims, cya later!
Kurama: *sweatdrops* Er..why'd she wanna go back?
Authoress: No clue my lovely darling bishounen! Well until next time! Adios!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale