The Yaoi and Yuri Game!!
Round 4: Leather is niiiice!
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Authoress's Note: (Don't you love these? Note the heavy sarcasm darlings!) I don't own Yuu Yuu Hakusho, or Trigun...which
means I don't own the lovely bishounen within them either. Idiota copyrights! It just ruined my day! *sigh* A hint to today's
round:
We may need to shorten the title of this story! ^_~ fun fun! Enjoy the story darlings!
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The scene opens up to Milly sitting on a bed eating some pudding. She looks up to the camera and smiles with a spoon
in her mouth.
Milly: Hello! The hostess said that she wanted Meryl sempai and I to do testimonials... I don't know why though.
Meryl: *jumps into view* We're free Milly! We were voted off in a landslide of a vote! YES! *pumps her fists in the air*
Milly: So we lost? That's kind of sad though...
Meryl: Are you kidding? No more safety challenges! No more Yaoi! and NO MORE of this game show! We're free!!! Work here I come!
Milly: So is that why we were asked to do a testimonial thingy?
Meryl: We don't have anything to testify, one reson why we lost. I'm going to pack my stuff and leave as soon as I can!
WA HAHAHAHAHAHA! *goes to turn off the camera*
Milly: *waves at the camera before it shuts off* Bye bye! ^___^
We once again back in the studio that all of you should know and love by now. You don't know it? Cheater! Read the other
rounds! Still refusing eh? Fine be confused...awe now I feel guilty for letting you be confused. Oh well. Our hostess is
sitting in her armchair griining madly and Midvalley has taken over the job of announcer!
Hostess: Due to a recent turn in what type of teams are still in the running it seems like we need to change our giant neon
game show sign! If everyone would please put on their earmuffs we can get this part done with! S'alright?
Audience: S'alright! *puts on earmuffs*
Annoying guy in the sudience: These things look tacky! I won't wear them! Hmph!
Hostess: Your loss. HIT IT MIDDY WIDDY KUN!
Midvalley: I haven't heard that one since this one whore in-
Hostess: Save you lemon life tales for another story middy..*puts earmuffs on and gives a thumbs up to midvalley*
Midvalley: *plays his saxophone really loudly making the 'and Yuri' part of the sign explode* TA DA! *bows*
Annoying guy: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!! _
Midvalley: You should of listened to the hostess...tsk tsk tsk. I'm going off to greet my fans! *walks into the audience
where he is instantly glomped by Makenai*
Makenai: Sexalicious saxophone boy! You came back!
Midvalley: ^___^ I have fans!!
Hostess: Today we have a very special show that is not, I repeat...NOT FOR PEOPLE OR THINGS THAT LOVE COWS!! Why?? I'll tell
you why! After this commercial break! *claps hands together* Bring on the commercial!!
The camera is now showing a fake beach set. Then 4 people in fanta girl costumes are shoved out onto the set.
Legato (In purple fanta costume): -__\/ We're the fantanos.
Vash (In the red fanta get up): *strikes a pose* Si amigos! We're the fantanos! Um...why are we doing this again?
Kurama (In the yellow fanta thing): *shrugs* I don't know but for some reason the hostess really likes fanta.
Koenma (In orange fanta outfit): I think she just likes to see crossdressers.
Random Girl: *jumps in and reads her lines for the commercial* Look everyone it's the fantanos!
Koenma: We're on strike from doing the dance scene. *all the fantanos nod in agreement*
Random Girl: *pulls out a cheap looking plastic wand* I'll send you to the world of Pink glitter magical girl victims if you
don't... *grins*
Fantanos: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *start dancing* Fanta fanta don't you wanta fanta fanta don't you wanta...
Vash: Don't you wanta fanta? *winks*
Kurama: Mmm-hmm! *winks*
Random Girl: Now that wasn't so bad was it?
Legato: How do you wish to die?
Random Girl: Eep!
Scene fades out and fades back into the game show set with all the contestants in their loveseats looking very anxious.
Hostess: Welcome back! Now to tell our audience, viewers, and lovely bishies...
Kuwabara: See? I AM a bishounen!
Hostess: Er, your the exception kuwabara. Anyways today's safety challenge will be *pauses for dramatic effect*
Knives: *after a few minutes of silence* Well? On with it you stupid spider!
Hostess: Fine! It's a tight leather outfits fashion showdown. Happy? You ruined the dramatic suspense! *pouts*
Contestants: WHAT??!?
Fan girls in audience: YAY! *lots of cheering and wolf whistles* WOOOOOO!
Hostess: It's quite simple, after raiding quite a bit of "special" stores we have the backroom filled with tons of leather
clothing! You have ten minutes to go with your partner and choose matching or outfits that go together somehow. You come out
here and get points by the ammount of cheering you get! Simple no?
Vash: No.
Hostess: Too bad! Winners get immunity blah blah blah...and a pair of tickets to an All You Can Eat Dessert Bar!
Hiei: Desert?
Vash: Donuts too?
Legato: Food?
Hostess: yes, yes, and yes! Now ready.....get steady....GO! *Legato, Vash and Hiei drags their partners into the back room and
the others calmly walk while grumbling threats*
Midvalley: Do I have to keep score again?
Hostess: Did you watch those sesame street videos on counting?
Midvalley: Sort of...
Hostess: Good enough, *hands midvalley a clipboard and pen* Have fun! ^_^
-------10 minutes later--------
A catwalk is set up with bass filled techno music and multi colored spotlights filling the room. (Pretty spiffy...if you ask
me. Only the best for our bishies! ^_~)
Hostess: *eating popcorn while grinning* Now ladies and few gentlemen the moment you've all been waiting for! Bring out our
first team of-
Person who just ran in the studio: WAIT! You can not continue with this show!!
Hostess: Why???
Person: I repersent the league of protect our bishies and the guild of stop the nasty shows!
Midvalley: There's a Guild of Stop the Nasty Shows?
Repersentative: *gasp* A bishounen! *bows at midvalley's feet* Has this mad woman harmed you oh bishounen?
Hostess: I resent that! I'm not angry I'm insane! INSANE NOT MAD!! _
Repersentative: Silence you fiend! I am going to put a stop to this bishounen nasty wasty torture once and for all! What
would you make these poor things do next? Wrestle in a pit of pudding with only their boxers on? Oooh! Nasty thoughts! Noo!
Wolfwood (from backstage): Don't give her any ideas!!!
Hostess: Hmm...*evil little mischief gears in her mind start turning*
Wolfwood: Damn it.
Repersentative: *whacks the hostess on the head with a giant mallet of anti-nastyness* HA!
Hostess: Ow!!! *rubs her head* Random girl! Take care of this pest!
Random Girl: I want to see Vash in leather! *whacks the repersentative with the cheap looking plastic wand and she dissapears
in a swirl of pink glitter* Ooh...pretty...*walks offstage again*
Hostess: I'm going to get an aspirin, you take care of the first three couples middy. *walks offstage cursing*
Midvalley: Er...ok first up ladies *winks* and guys is the lovely rose boy Kurama and his devoted and explosive fan Karasu!
Karasu: *Walks out in tight leather pants and shirtless except for an unzipped long leather coat* Come on out my dear, you
look absolutely delicious. *grins evilly*
Kurama: *comes out in the same thing except instead of pants he has shorts on* Only a few more rounds and then I can send
bloodsucking plants after him....
Karasu: What was that love?
Kurama: Nothing...So saxophone guy what are we supposed to do now?
Midvalley: It says here you have to strut your stuff and try to get a good reaction from the audience. Like this! *walks
around and poses a few times winking at the girls in the audience. He finishes by blowing a kiss to the audience*
Middy-kun fan girls: WE LOVE YOU HORNFREAK!!!
Midvalley: See?
Karasu: Hmm...to be able to be here another round with my beautiful kitsune sure. *struts down the catwalk while playing with
his jacket. He gets to the end of it and takes off the jacket, swinging it a few times above his head* How did you like that?
Audience: *scattered cheers and many scowling faces* You molested Kurama!
Kurama rabid fan: Die! DIE KARASU!! Grrr!!!
Kurama: *points and laughs at Karasu* My fans are a blessing for once! *walks down the catwalk without any poses or anything
but he smiles at everyone*
Audience: *loud cheering and appluase*
Rabid Kurama fans: WE'LL BEAR YOUR CHILD KURAMA!!! *swooning*
Kurama: What? Noo! Don't cheer! You'll make us win! *sighs and sweatdrops* Fans are never a blessing...
Midvalley: I think that cheering equals somewhere around a 7! You guys can go sit down now and next up is Vash the donut muncher
Stampede and Crazy, Sexy, Cool Knives!
Vash: *pokes his head out from behind the curtain* Can we have a little more time?
Midvalley: Well.....no.
Vash: *pouts* Fine. Come on Knives. *they both walk out in matching leather boots and low rise cut pants, Knives has a whip*
You could of given us enough time to put shirts on whorefreak! *munches on a donut that cathowl tossed to him earlier*
Midvalley: _ It's hornfreak! horn! Not whore!
Knives: That's not what I've heard midvalley...*snickers*
Audience: *chanting* TWINCEST TWINCEST TWINCEST TWINCEST!!!
Rabid Vash fans: That's nasty!
Audience: *continues while whistling and cheering* TWINCEST TWINCEST!
Vash: What was the prize for today again Knives?
Knives: For the 5th time already, it's a coupon for an all you can eat dessert bar! *flicks Vash on the back of the head*
Vash: Ow! Really???
Knives: Really.
Vash: In that case! *tackles his brother and slaps him on the butt* Let's hear those cheers!
Knives: Vash?? This is a side of you I haven't seen before! I sorta like it, *smirks*
Audience: whoa...*silence then a loud roar of cheering and applause* Go twincest whores go!
Midvalley: Um...so would that be a 5?
Knives: *cracks his whip onto the catwalk and shoots Midvalley a death glare*
Midvalley: Right boss! That was a 10! Yeah! A 10! You two can go, next up we have the gloomy shorty Hiei and his partner the
baby at heart Koenma!
Koenma: *strides out sporting a leather vest and baggy leather pants* Come on out Hiei the water's fine!
Hiei: *walks out in a pair of cute leather overalls with a matching leather headband* What water? Hn. Idiot...
Midvalley: Just curious but how do those outfits go together???
Koenma: I don't know, but doesn't he look so adorable in overalls?
Midvalley: *falls over*
Audience: Er...yay? *about half of it is cheering*
Rabid Hiei Fans: AWE!!! KAWAII!!!!! CUTE CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEE! *they all faint from Hiei being so cute*
Hiei: O_o. All of you are insane. *walks off the catwalk*
Midvalley: I give that reaction a 7.
Koenma: Damn it I'm going to loose my bet! *walks off sadly*
Hostess: *sneaks up behind Midvalley and reads the scores over his shoulder* So the plants are winning so far hmm?
Midvalley: AHHHH! Oh it's just you, don't scare me like that!
Hostess: Next up is the always hungry Legato and Nicholas the holy man Wolfwood!!
Legato: *from backstage* This stuff pinches in the butt a bit...AHH! CHAPEL! YOU WERE WHAT WAS PINCHING ME??
Wolfwood: It's our cue Legato wato! *Legato and wolfwood walk out in matching leather 3 piece suits*
Audience: This is boring...my grandfather dresses more clad than that!
Wolfwood: We're not done yet, *snaps his fingers and the Nothing But Mammals song starts playing* Ready Legato wato?
Legato: When will you stop calling me that chapel??
Wolfwood: When you learn my real name sweet cheeks! *him and Legato start struting down the catwalk. During their way to the
front they took off their coats and shirts*
Audience: *loud cheering and clapping* Take it off! Take it off!
The one conservitive rabid wolfwood fan: Put it back on Nicky! It's not proper or priest-like!!!
Legato: Grand finale! *Legato and Wolfwood look at each other and nod then quickly rip off each other's pants leaving them with
only a pair of leather boxers on* Is it just me or is it suddenly very cold up here??
Audience: *going wild* WOOO! Shake it bishies!! *half of them are trying to claw their way up to the cat walk*
Wolfwood: *pats Legato's stomach* Be glad that even though you eat like a pig it doesn't look like it!
Hostess: Leather is niiiice...*starry eyed look*
Midvalley: I think that was a 12.
Hostess: What scale have you been using anyways??
Midvalley: The scale that tricks the boss into thinking he's winning scale! *grins*
Hostess: In that case they do get a 12!
Legato: You tricked master?? I'll see that he is avenged whore freak.
Midvalley: HORN! HORN! wait, what? Awe shit...
Hostess: Next up and last up is Kuwabara the not so bishie but a great Lucy impersonator Kazuma! And Gel boy of the year
Yusuke!!!
Yusuke: *walks out in tight leather shorts and a leather baseball cap* Speaking of gel...whoose bright idea was it to steal all
of mine??
Hostess: You look better that way! I mean...no clue! *smiles innocently*
Kuwabara: *hops out in a leather sack* Urameshi! The ladies can't see my face while I'm in here!
Yusuke: Trust me they're better off that way Kuwabara!
Audience: *hold up signs* No more gel for Yusuke! Gel is eviiiil! and Gel eats souls and minds! *cheering*
The lone Kuwabara fan: Let him out of the sack! *is silenced ten seconds later*
Midvalley: 6?
Hostess: 7 wouldn't hurt.
Midvalley: Alright, 7.
Hostess: So tonight the winner of our imunity challenge and all you can eat dessert bar coupon is....
Audience: *5 minutes later* WELL??
Hostess: Tsk tsk tsk...so impatient! This round's winners are Legato and Wolfwood again? HEY! No fair!
Kurama: It is very fair...
Karasu: Is not.
Kurama: Is too.
Karasu: *sends a bomb that explodes at Kurama's feet* IS NOT.
Kurama: @_@ right...
Midvalley: Where'd holy boy and the botomless stomach go?
Hostess: Didn't you see them? I guess they ran too fast but I was able to hear Legato say something like Food! Right after he
grabbed his prize and ran out dragging wolfwood along.
Midvalley: Oh. This week's voting is:
Legato and Wolfwood (IMMUNE...again...)
Knives and Vash
Hiei and Koenma
Yusuke and Kuwabara
Kurama and Karasu
Hostess: Remember to vote! Voting is good for the mind and soul!
Vash: Really?
Hostess: Doesn't hurt to try. The couple's are starting to get more interesting and getting to be fewer! Who will win the
grand prize!
Midvalley: Don't you know?
Hostess: Honestly? I have no idea! Goodnight and sweet dreams darlings! *blows a kiss to the air*
While the credits roll by the camera shows Legato and Wolfwood at the dessert bar.
All the show stuff and hostess: Ale
Wolfwood: I don't think I can eat another bite *looks at his half eaten sundae*
Announcer: Midvalley the whore...er..Hornfreak.
Legato: Can I have it then? *looks up from his 5th plate full of desserts*
Special thanks to: Lady BDF (for making me feel special and appreciated hee hee), Lunny (for whom I stopped saying sweet snow, damn
so close to kicking the habit...), Makenai (for loving the saxophone boy), Setsu-kun (who belives that rosey boy and Karasu
isn't that much of a stretch. yay!), Cathowl (they helped feed Vash...always important to feed the bishies), PyroSprite64 (
because they gave me a really good idea for a sign! No it wasn't in this episode.), Lily Kalanoa (for sparing the firey
tempered fire demon in her vote), and Sailorspazz (who reminded me of my tight leather idea!!)
Wolfwood: Sorry Buddy I think you've had enough.
Legato: No I haven't *looks at Wolfwood strangely*
Wolfwood: *gives Legato his sundae and says in a weird monotone way* You're right...You haven't had enough...
Legato: Good Wolf- Chapel! *digs into the sundae*
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See? You get special thanks when you review! Ain't that special?
Annoying now deaf guy: Don't say Ain't it'll make your mother faint!
Me: My mother doesn't understand the word ain't! so nyah! *sticks my tongue out* Remember that votes, suggestions, and
comments are needed. The more reviews or emails about this thing that come in the faster I continue! But don't expect round
5 up tomorrow either, I have my schooling to get to! But I don't wanna..... Oh well! Adios amigo darlings!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale
Round 4: Leather is niiiice!
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Authoress's Note: (Don't you love these? Note the heavy sarcasm darlings!) I don't own Yuu Yuu Hakusho, or Trigun...which
means I don't own the lovely bishounen within them either. Idiota copyrights! It just ruined my day! *sigh* A hint to today's
round:
We may need to shorten the title of this story! ^_~ fun fun! Enjoy the story darlings!
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The scene opens up to Milly sitting on a bed eating some pudding. She looks up to the camera and smiles with a spoon
in her mouth.
Milly: Hello! The hostess said that she wanted Meryl sempai and I to do testimonials... I don't know why though.
Meryl: *jumps into view* We're free Milly! We were voted off in a landslide of a vote! YES! *pumps her fists in the air*
Milly: So we lost? That's kind of sad though...
Meryl: Are you kidding? No more safety challenges! No more Yaoi! and NO MORE of this game show! We're free!!! Work here I come!
Milly: So is that why we were asked to do a testimonial thingy?
Meryl: We don't have anything to testify, one reson why we lost. I'm going to pack my stuff and leave as soon as I can!
WA HAHAHAHAHAHA! *goes to turn off the camera*
Milly: *waves at the camera before it shuts off* Bye bye! ^___^
We once again back in the studio that all of you should know and love by now. You don't know it? Cheater! Read the other
rounds! Still refusing eh? Fine be confused...awe now I feel guilty for letting you be confused. Oh well. Our hostess is
sitting in her armchair griining madly and Midvalley has taken over the job of announcer!
Hostess: Due to a recent turn in what type of teams are still in the running it seems like we need to change our giant neon
game show sign! If everyone would please put on their earmuffs we can get this part done with! S'alright?
Audience: S'alright! *puts on earmuffs*
Annoying guy in the sudience: These things look tacky! I won't wear them! Hmph!
Hostess: Your loss. HIT IT MIDDY WIDDY KUN!
Midvalley: I haven't heard that one since this one whore in-
Hostess: Save you lemon life tales for another story middy..*puts earmuffs on and gives a thumbs up to midvalley*
Midvalley: *plays his saxophone really loudly making the 'and Yuri' part of the sign explode* TA DA! *bows*
Annoying guy: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!! _
Midvalley: You should of listened to the hostess...tsk tsk tsk. I'm going off to greet my fans! *walks into the audience
where he is instantly glomped by Makenai*
Makenai: Sexalicious saxophone boy! You came back!
Midvalley: ^___^ I have fans!!
Hostess: Today we have a very special show that is not, I repeat...NOT FOR PEOPLE OR THINGS THAT LOVE COWS!! Why?? I'll tell
you why! After this commercial break! *claps hands together* Bring on the commercial!!
The camera is now showing a fake beach set. Then 4 people in fanta girl costumes are shoved out onto the set.
Legato (In purple fanta costume): -__\/ We're the fantanos.
Vash (In the red fanta get up): *strikes a pose* Si amigos! We're the fantanos! Um...why are we doing this again?
Kurama (In the yellow fanta thing): *shrugs* I don't know but for some reason the hostess really likes fanta.
Koenma (In orange fanta outfit): I think she just likes to see crossdressers.
Random Girl: *jumps in and reads her lines for the commercial* Look everyone it's the fantanos!
Koenma: We're on strike from doing the dance scene. *all the fantanos nod in agreement*
Random Girl: *pulls out a cheap looking plastic wand* I'll send you to the world of Pink glitter magical girl victims if you
don't... *grins*
Fantanos: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *start dancing* Fanta fanta don't you wanta fanta fanta don't you wanta...
Vash: Don't you wanta fanta? *winks*
Kurama: Mmm-hmm! *winks*
Random Girl: Now that wasn't so bad was it?
Legato: How do you wish to die?
Random Girl: Eep!
Scene fades out and fades back into the game show set with all the contestants in their loveseats looking very anxious.
Hostess: Welcome back! Now to tell our audience, viewers, and lovely bishies...
Kuwabara: See? I AM a bishounen!
Hostess: Er, your the exception kuwabara. Anyways today's safety challenge will be *pauses for dramatic effect*
Knives: *after a few minutes of silence* Well? On with it you stupid spider!
Hostess: Fine! It's a tight leather outfits fashion showdown. Happy? You ruined the dramatic suspense! *pouts*
Contestants: WHAT??!?
Fan girls in audience: YAY! *lots of cheering and wolf whistles* WOOOOOO!
Hostess: It's quite simple, after raiding quite a bit of "special" stores we have the backroom filled with tons of leather
clothing! You have ten minutes to go with your partner and choose matching or outfits that go together somehow. You come out
here and get points by the ammount of cheering you get! Simple no?
Vash: No.
Hostess: Too bad! Winners get immunity blah blah blah...and a pair of tickets to an All You Can Eat Dessert Bar!
Hiei: Desert?
Vash: Donuts too?
Legato: Food?
Hostess: yes, yes, and yes! Now ready.....get steady....GO! *Legato, Vash and Hiei drags their partners into the back room and
the others calmly walk while grumbling threats*
Midvalley: Do I have to keep score again?
Hostess: Did you watch those sesame street videos on counting?
Midvalley: Sort of...
Hostess: Good enough, *hands midvalley a clipboard and pen* Have fun! ^_^
-------10 minutes later--------
A catwalk is set up with bass filled techno music and multi colored spotlights filling the room. (Pretty spiffy...if you ask
me. Only the best for our bishies! ^_~)
Hostess: *eating popcorn while grinning* Now ladies and few gentlemen the moment you've all been waiting for! Bring out our
first team of-
Person who just ran in the studio: WAIT! You can not continue with this show!!
Hostess: Why???
Person: I repersent the league of protect our bishies and the guild of stop the nasty shows!
Midvalley: There's a Guild of Stop the Nasty Shows?
Repersentative: *gasp* A bishounen! *bows at midvalley's feet* Has this mad woman harmed you oh bishounen?
Hostess: I resent that! I'm not angry I'm insane! INSANE NOT MAD!! _
Repersentative: Silence you fiend! I am going to put a stop to this bishounen nasty wasty torture once and for all! What
would you make these poor things do next? Wrestle in a pit of pudding with only their boxers on? Oooh! Nasty thoughts! Noo!
Wolfwood (from backstage): Don't give her any ideas!!!
Hostess: Hmm...*evil little mischief gears in her mind start turning*
Wolfwood: Damn it.
Repersentative: *whacks the hostess on the head with a giant mallet of anti-nastyness* HA!
Hostess: Ow!!! *rubs her head* Random girl! Take care of this pest!
Random Girl: I want to see Vash in leather! *whacks the repersentative with the cheap looking plastic wand and she dissapears
in a swirl of pink glitter* Ooh...pretty...*walks offstage again*
Hostess: I'm going to get an aspirin, you take care of the first three couples middy. *walks offstage cursing*
Midvalley: Er...ok first up ladies *winks* and guys is the lovely rose boy Kurama and his devoted and explosive fan Karasu!
Karasu: *Walks out in tight leather pants and shirtless except for an unzipped long leather coat* Come on out my dear, you
look absolutely delicious. *grins evilly*
Kurama: *comes out in the same thing except instead of pants he has shorts on* Only a few more rounds and then I can send
bloodsucking plants after him....
Karasu: What was that love?
Kurama: Nothing...So saxophone guy what are we supposed to do now?
Midvalley: It says here you have to strut your stuff and try to get a good reaction from the audience. Like this! *walks
around and poses a few times winking at the girls in the audience. He finishes by blowing a kiss to the audience*
Middy-kun fan girls: WE LOVE YOU HORNFREAK!!!
Midvalley: See?
Karasu: Hmm...to be able to be here another round with my beautiful kitsune sure. *struts down the catwalk while playing with
his jacket. He gets to the end of it and takes off the jacket, swinging it a few times above his head* How did you like that?
Audience: *scattered cheers and many scowling faces* You molested Kurama!
Kurama rabid fan: Die! DIE KARASU!! Grrr!!!
Kurama: *points and laughs at Karasu* My fans are a blessing for once! *walks down the catwalk without any poses or anything
but he smiles at everyone*
Audience: *loud cheering and appluase*
Rabid Kurama fans: WE'LL BEAR YOUR CHILD KURAMA!!! *swooning*
Kurama: What? Noo! Don't cheer! You'll make us win! *sighs and sweatdrops* Fans are never a blessing...
Midvalley: I think that cheering equals somewhere around a 7! You guys can go sit down now and next up is Vash the donut muncher
Stampede and Crazy, Sexy, Cool Knives!
Vash: *pokes his head out from behind the curtain* Can we have a little more time?
Midvalley: Well.....no.
Vash: *pouts* Fine. Come on Knives. *they both walk out in matching leather boots and low rise cut pants, Knives has a whip*
You could of given us enough time to put shirts on whorefreak! *munches on a donut that cathowl tossed to him earlier*
Midvalley: _ It's hornfreak! horn! Not whore!
Knives: That's not what I've heard midvalley...*snickers*
Audience: *chanting* TWINCEST TWINCEST TWINCEST TWINCEST!!!
Rabid Vash fans: That's nasty!
Audience: *continues while whistling and cheering* TWINCEST TWINCEST!
Vash: What was the prize for today again Knives?
Knives: For the 5th time already, it's a coupon for an all you can eat dessert bar! *flicks Vash on the back of the head*
Vash: Ow! Really???
Knives: Really.
Vash: In that case! *tackles his brother and slaps him on the butt* Let's hear those cheers!
Knives: Vash?? This is a side of you I haven't seen before! I sorta like it, *smirks*
Audience: whoa...*silence then a loud roar of cheering and applause* Go twincest whores go!
Midvalley: Um...so would that be a 5?
Knives: *cracks his whip onto the catwalk and shoots Midvalley a death glare*
Midvalley: Right boss! That was a 10! Yeah! A 10! You two can go, next up we have the gloomy shorty Hiei and his partner the
baby at heart Koenma!
Koenma: *strides out sporting a leather vest and baggy leather pants* Come on out Hiei the water's fine!
Hiei: *walks out in a pair of cute leather overalls with a matching leather headband* What water? Hn. Idiot...
Midvalley: Just curious but how do those outfits go together???
Koenma: I don't know, but doesn't he look so adorable in overalls?
Midvalley: *falls over*
Audience: Er...yay? *about half of it is cheering*
Rabid Hiei Fans: AWE!!! KAWAII!!!!! CUTE CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEE! *they all faint from Hiei being so cute*
Hiei: O_o. All of you are insane. *walks off the catwalk*
Midvalley: I give that reaction a 7.
Koenma: Damn it I'm going to loose my bet! *walks off sadly*
Hostess: *sneaks up behind Midvalley and reads the scores over his shoulder* So the plants are winning so far hmm?
Midvalley: AHHHH! Oh it's just you, don't scare me like that!
Hostess: Next up is the always hungry Legato and Nicholas the holy man Wolfwood!!
Legato: *from backstage* This stuff pinches in the butt a bit...AHH! CHAPEL! YOU WERE WHAT WAS PINCHING ME??
Wolfwood: It's our cue Legato wato! *Legato and wolfwood walk out in matching leather 3 piece suits*
Audience: This is boring...my grandfather dresses more clad than that!
Wolfwood: We're not done yet, *snaps his fingers and the Nothing But Mammals song starts playing* Ready Legato wato?
Legato: When will you stop calling me that chapel??
Wolfwood: When you learn my real name sweet cheeks! *him and Legato start struting down the catwalk. During their way to the
front they took off their coats and shirts*
Audience: *loud cheering and clapping* Take it off! Take it off!
The one conservitive rabid wolfwood fan: Put it back on Nicky! It's not proper or priest-like!!!
Legato: Grand finale! *Legato and Wolfwood look at each other and nod then quickly rip off each other's pants leaving them with
only a pair of leather boxers on* Is it just me or is it suddenly very cold up here??
Audience: *going wild* WOOO! Shake it bishies!! *half of them are trying to claw their way up to the cat walk*
Wolfwood: *pats Legato's stomach* Be glad that even though you eat like a pig it doesn't look like it!
Hostess: Leather is niiiice...*starry eyed look*
Midvalley: I think that was a 12.
Hostess: What scale have you been using anyways??
Midvalley: The scale that tricks the boss into thinking he's winning scale! *grins*
Hostess: In that case they do get a 12!
Legato: You tricked master?? I'll see that he is avenged whore freak.
Midvalley: HORN! HORN! wait, what? Awe shit...
Hostess: Next up and last up is Kuwabara the not so bishie but a great Lucy impersonator Kazuma! And Gel boy of the year
Yusuke!!!
Yusuke: *walks out in tight leather shorts and a leather baseball cap* Speaking of gel...whoose bright idea was it to steal all
of mine??
Hostess: You look better that way! I mean...no clue! *smiles innocently*
Kuwabara: *hops out in a leather sack* Urameshi! The ladies can't see my face while I'm in here!
Yusuke: Trust me they're better off that way Kuwabara!
Audience: *hold up signs* No more gel for Yusuke! Gel is eviiiil! and Gel eats souls and minds! *cheering*
The lone Kuwabara fan: Let him out of the sack! *is silenced ten seconds later*
Midvalley: 6?
Hostess: 7 wouldn't hurt.
Midvalley: Alright, 7.
Hostess: So tonight the winner of our imunity challenge and all you can eat dessert bar coupon is....
Audience: *5 minutes later* WELL??
Hostess: Tsk tsk tsk...so impatient! This round's winners are Legato and Wolfwood again? HEY! No fair!
Kurama: It is very fair...
Karasu: Is not.
Kurama: Is too.
Karasu: *sends a bomb that explodes at Kurama's feet* IS NOT.
Kurama: @_@ right...
Midvalley: Where'd holy boy and the botomless stomach go?
Hostess: Didn't you see them? I guess they ran too fast but I was able to hear Legato say something like Food! Right after he
grabbed his prize and ran out dragging wolfwood along.
Midvalley: Oh. This week's voting is:
Legato and Wolfwood (IMMUNE...again...)
Knives and Vash
Hiei and Koenma
Yusuke and Kuwabara
Kurama and Karasu
Hostess: Remember to vote! Voting is good for the mind and soul!
Vash: Really?
Hostess: Doesn't hurt to try. The couple's are starting to get more interesting and getting to be fewer! Who will win the
grand prize!
Midvalley: Don't you know?
Hostess: Honestly? I have no idea! Goodnight and sweet dreams darlings! *blows a kiss to the air*
While the credits roll by the camera shows Legato and Wolfwood at the dessert bar.
All the show stuff and hostess: Ale
Wolfwood: I don't think I can eat another bite *looks at his half eaten sundae*
Announcer: Midvalley the whore...er..Hornfreak.
Legato: Can I have it then? *looks up from his 5th plate full of desserts*
Special thanks to: Lady BDF (for making me feel special and appreciated hee hee), Lunny (for whom I stopped saying sweet snow, damn
so close to kicking the habit...), Makenai (for loving the saxophone boy), Setsu-kun (who belives that rosey boy and Karasu
isn't that much of a stretch. yay!), Cathowl (they helped feed Vash...always important to feed the bishies), PyroSprite64 (
because they gave me a really good idea for a sign! No it wasn't in this episode.), Lily Kalanoa (for sparing the firey
tempered fire demon in her vote), and Sailorspazz (who reminded me of my tight leather idea!!)
Wolfwood: Sorry Buddy I think you've had enough.
Legato: No I haven't *looks at Wolfwood strangely*
Wolfwood: *gives Legato his sundae and says in a weird monotone way* You're right...You haven't had enough...
Legato: Good Wolf- Chapel! *digs into the sundae*
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See? You get special thanks when you review! Ain't that special?
Annoying now deaf guy: Don't say Ain't it'll make your mother faint!
Me: My mother doesn't understand the word ain't! so nyah! *sticks my tongue out* Remember that votes, suggestions, and
comments are needed. The more reviews or emails about this thing that come in the faster I continue! But don't expect round
5 up tomorrow either, I have my schooling to get to! But I don't wanna..... Oh well! Adios amigo darlings!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale