The Yaoi Game
Round 5: Useful Gifts From Milly!
Authoress's Note: In case I happen to dissapear again after posting this new chapter send a search party. Tell them to try
my mother's closet, she always hides everything in there. Yup you guessed it, report card week...I have too many more B's
than I do A's..I'm doomed. doomed. Doom doom doom doom doom...I love Gir! Oh right, I do not own the doom song, YYH, or
Trigun.
Mr.Quackers: *rubber duck squeak*
Me: NO! You shall never be a muse again...You think I have to remind them of that? All right... I don't own the fantanos or
fantanas or even have a can of fanta to my name...for now... ^_^ Enjoy! I am so happy!! the last chappie got 12 reviews!
You guys rock my socks! Don't ask... @_@
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The studio set has very dim lights lighting it. The hostess is sitting pretty on easy street..dum dum bada da da...easy
street..*stops after getting whacked on the head* Gomen. Too many on tv musicals. The hostess is sitting, Midvalley is
happily swarmed by his admireres, and I the side notes guy am ignored...in a basement...again. I will get my revenge.
Hostess: I think we need to really look into our staff's mental backgrounds...
It's too late now! I have a contract! MUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hostess: O_o...um... I am never going to see the end of this show!
Midvalley: Do I get to be host if you kick the bucket??
Hostess: No. *sighs and then grins stupidly towards the audience* Let's kick out last round's losers shall we???
Audience: SI SENORITA!! *all start clapping in rhythm and singing* Los ninos! Los ninos! Los ninos necisitan ir!
Hostess: I wonder if the safety challenge I have planned for today will go over ok with a Sabado Gigante type audience? OH
WELL! Bring out the losing couple! *trumpets blare*
Yusuke and Kuwabara get pushed out onto the stage, still in their leather outfits. Including the one where Kuwabara is stuck
inside a large leather sack.
Yusuke: Damn it, do we have to do another one of your games already?
Kuwabara: I'm getting dizzy in here...URAMESHI! LET ME OUT!!! *rolls around in his sack*
Hostess: Actually your getting the boot! ^_^ So without further ado..
Kuwabara: We lost? Were all the votes against us?
Midvalley: *lets Kuwabara out so he can breathe* It was very close between you two and the vertically challenged guy with the
pacifier boy!
Kuwabara: THE SHRIMP BEAT ME?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I the great Kuwabara Kazuma will not be defeated by that munchkin!
Hostess: But you WERE beaten by him! So, audience this is your last chance for a spanish filled chant! Where should these two
go?
Audience: ¡Al león! ¡Al león! ¡Al león! *trumpet blares*
Hostess: YES! To the lion!!! Bye boys!
Yusuke: THE WHA??!?! *him and kuwabara get swept away by a very realistic looking giant lion's paw into a fake cave to the side
of the stage*
Midvalley: Um...that lion's paw looked pretty real for a prop.
Hostess: That's not the way it worked on Sabado Gigante...Oh dear...*gulps*
AHA! I have my revenge! Hey...this isn't the hostess and the saxophone man! I have been foiled!! I'll just let these two
guys go outside. The geled one is swearing so much my ears hurt.
Midvalley: While we teach our audience how to speak english and random bits of japanese again it's time for a commercial
break!
Hostess: I don't believe in lions I don't believe in lions...I'm going to get sued... -_-;;
The fantanos are back but this time are sitting on folding chairs. They still are on the incredibly fake beach set and the
fanta music is playing softly in the background.
Legato: Hello pathetic humans we are here today to discuss an important manner.
Vash: The issue of insane authors crossdressing bishounen! Think of love and peace towards us too! *sad puppy dog eyes*
Kurama: *staring at the fantano that replaced Koenma* That's just not right...
Hiei: (he's wearing the fanta outfit Koenma had on whoose color escapes me) Hn. Baka authors.
Kurama: Do you think they'll actually listen to this anyways?
Legato: Considering how we are still dressed within these things I doubt it.
Random girl: But I like them!
Fantanos: *death glares* o_o
Random girl: Kick up the music and dance bishies dance!
Vash: Will you give me a donut?
Random girl: OF COURSE! *gives vash a donut*
Vash: YES! *dances around* Fanta fanta don't you wanta fanta fanta don't you wanta..*knudges Kurama*
Kurama: *shrugs and poses* Don't you wanta, fanta?
Hiei: Mmm-hmm! *recieves surprised looks* What are you staring at idiots?? It's my line!
Back to the now back to normal set. That hostess is sitting while shaking a wrapped gift.
Hostess: WELCOME BACK! We recieved a gift from Milly! The card says : Meryl seems very happy to be free. I can eat all of
Mr. Vash's donuts, so I won't be needing this anymore. Enjoy Miss Hostess!
Midvalley: *snatches the box and opens it* An instant boatload ammount of pudding pack? Why would we need this?
Hostess: PERFECT! I CAN CONTINUE WITH TODAY'S TORTURE!
Midvalley: Don't you mean challenge? O_o..
Hostess: Er...right! That was what I said wasn't it? Heh..*sweatdrops* But now for clips of our bishies! Since we haven't
done that in a bit.
Midvalley: I'm so happy I'm already out of this thing!
The camera fades out and fades into the hotel lobby, where all the guys are except for leggy and wolfie. They were still
at the dessert bar.
Yusuke: I've had enough of your speeches about why humans should die Knives! We settle this right now!
Knives: Bring it on spider!
Yusuke: Ready...GO!
Yusuke and Knives: RO! SHAM! BO! SHOOT! *Knives plays scissors and Yusuke plays paper*
Knives: HA! HA HAHAHAHAHA! SCISSORS BEATS YOUR PATHETIC PAPER!!
Vash: I'll show you how to beat him!
Yusuke: I'd like to see you try!
Vash and Knives: RO! SHAM! BO! SHOOT!!!!
Knives: *tackles Vash and kisses him* HA! I win again!
Vash: Nooo! Nothing can beat kisses...and I was going to play donut too!
Kurama: They certainly have strange ways of playing rock paper scissors.
Karasu: Yes, want to play their way my kitsune koi??
Kurama: Grr...*whaps Karasu on the back of the head* No, I do not.
Koenma: Do you guys get the feeling that we're being watched?
Kuwabara: Nah, can't be! They only have those cameras in our rooms!
Hiei: I think the old fart may have a point.
Koenma: You call me a baby and an old fart! Make up your mind!
Hiei: Hn. Your a whiney brat with an age complex.
Kurama: Take it as a compliment Koenma, usually you don't get such a long insult from him.
Koenma: So you are fond of me afterall Hiei!
Hiei: BASTARD!! *chases after Koenma while trying to hit him with some hotel lobby wax fruit*
Yusuke: Knives is undefeated in rock paper scissors! Hey...YOU CAN'T USE DONUTS OR KISSES!!!
Vash: But Knives said that they were part of the game...
Knives: *grins evilly* Special rules ala Knives Millions!
The scene fizzles out and fizzles back into the game show set. A wrestling mat with slightly raised sides is set in the center
and the contestants are sitting in their loveseats with bath robes on.
Hostess: *dressed in referee outfit* When I say I have an idea I do not kid.
Wolfwood: *eyes go wide* OH! So we are doing that eh? Hmm...
Hostess: ^_^ Yes, we're doing...THE PUDDING WRESTLING TOURNAMENT IN BOXERS! For those of you who were wearing briefs...
*shoots a look at Karasu* We have given you boxers! See? I'm not so bad!
Karasu: Boxers almost feel like I'm going comando...
Kurama: *winces at the image*
Karasu: I see...*smirks* Comando!
Kurama: Bleh! *face shows a disgusted look*
Karasu: COMANDO!
Kurama: That's enough! ROSE WHIP! *whips Karasu*
Karasu: Lookie...comando stars...@_@
Hostess: Well since there are now 4 teams left there will be two matches. I'll say what's fair and unfair and Middy will
Anounce matches? S'alright?
Audience: S'Alright! BOXERS! WHOO WHOO! SHAKE IT BISHIES!
Wolfwood fan that's holy: No! Think of the orphans Nicky-chan!
Wolfwood: I doubt they're watching *mischivious hentai grin towards legato*
Legato: I'm in this for the pudding. _\/;;
Midvalley: Let's get ready to rumble!!! First up: Kurama and Karasu Vs. Knives and Vash!!
They enter the now pudding filled mat and discard their robes. Karasu has black boxers, Vash has red, Kurama has green ones
with little white foxes printed on them, and Knives has blue lipstick kiss print boxers.
Hostess: Are those printed on or did you let some of your fans have a little fun Knives?
Knives: I'm not saying. *evil smile*
Hostess: Alright it's simple, no hitting each other's packages because I heard that really hurts. No rose whips or other
deadly plants from the Makai, sorry Kurama darling! *gets a glare from Karasu* And you mr.briefs, NO BOMBS! Got it? No angel
arms and no blades that can erupt from your limbs.
Contestants: Awe...but that's no fun.
Hostess: Use the pudding to your advantage, winner gets to move on to the final where they will compete for a marsh badge!
Audience: O_O *blink* BOO! *throw rotten tomatoes*
Hostess: I meant the immunity pacifier!! Just fight already! *rings a bell*
Kurama: *sits down* If it's just to stay in this game I'm not playing, my apoligies.
Karasu: *sits down next to Kurama and smiles evilly* My sentiments exactly lovely fox...expecially when the voters tipped me
on a certain loophole.
Kurama: A what??
Karasu: *starts to play with Kurama's hair* The sonner we get voted out the sooner I get to kill the thing I love! HA HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!!!
Kurama: *jumps up and bum rushes Knives into the mat* Then I'm going to play to win!!
Karasu: So this is why it's not good to reveal evil plans! *snaps his fingers* damn.
Vash: You guys look like your having fun, *snickers*
Knives: VASH! Help me out now! I oof! *gets his face slammed into pudding repitively*
Kurama: I *SLAM* WILL *SLAM* NOT *SLAM* BE *SLAM* THAT *SLAM* PSYCHO'S *SLAM* KOI!!!
Vash: OK. *jumps on top of both of them and pins Kurama down* YA HA HA HA! I'm king of the mountain!
Knives: I'm blind!! Pudding has blinded me!! *grabs for something so he can help himself up*
Vash: *gets his boxers pulled down* IEE! *covers himself and blushes as red as his boxers* I'm out!
Knives: What? *wipes pudding out of his eyes and notices he's holding Vash's boxers* heh heh...^_^
Hostess: Disqualification! This round will remain non-R rated!
Midvalley: Winner is Kurama and Karasu!
Karasu: I have a new plan... ^_^
Kurama: *puts on a belt and smiles* No you don't!
Karasu: Foiled again...
Midvalley: Next match! Hiei and Koenma VS. Wolfwood and Legato!
Hostess: Hiei just use brute strength, I'm afraid all your powers might be a bit overkill.
Hiei: Baka ningen.
Hostess: No psychic powers for Legato, Wolfwood your pretty harmless. Koenma ...well no demi-god powers and you should be
fine. Let's get it on!
Koenma: Er...how about not?
Hostess: O_o!! I don't mean that way! It's just an expression!
They step into the mat now with half of the pudding sloshed out. Wolfwood has black with gold crosses print boxers, Koenma has
binky blue boxers, Hiei has white ones, and Legato has blue boxers.
Wolfwood: I'm not harmless! I'm a loose cannon! Watch! *rips off his boxers* HA! Er...awe crap...
Legato: CHAPEL!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? *covers up wolfwood*
Hiei: That was boring. Did we win??
Midvalley: Yup. Nice butt chapel.
Wolfwood: *blushing furiously* Shut up hornyfreak!
Midvalley: You got it right! Wait..._ HORN!
Legato: *escorts wolfwood off to get his robe back* Idiot.
Wolfwood: Pig.
Legato: Sexy buns.
Wolfwood: What's my name?
Legato: *smirks* Chapel.
Wolfwood: Shit.
Hostess: *clings on to PG-13 rating for dear life* It can only handle so much nudity!!
Midvalley: Boss??? Oh right, final match Karasu and Kurama VS. Koenma and Hiei!
Hostess: There are too many K's... go fight!
All 4 bishounen jump into a giant fighting dust cloud that has pudding flying out of it. The dust cloud settles and all 4
of the guys are lying down nearly unconscious.
Hostess: Um..first one standing wins!
Kurama: *stands up wobbily and coughs out some pudding* Chocolate pudding doesn't taste half bad.
Karasu: HAHAHAHAHAHA! *pantses Kurama and collapses*
Audience: O_O;;
Rabid Kurama Fans: KURAAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *some faint and the rest stampede towards Kurama*
Kurama: Oh my. *runs*
Random girl from fanta commercial: *stun guns the mob of rabid fans* No touchy!
Hostess: Kurama and Karasu win! So I guess that's this week's show! The couples are really narrowing down folks! This week's
voting is:
Karasu and Kurama (Immune this round!!)
Koenma and Hiei
Wolfwood and Legato
Knives and Vash
Only 3 more rounds of voting! And only two more immunity challenges since it would be stupid to do one with only two teams
left. But I've got something special planned for 'em! *grin* A kiss goodnight from the Yaoi game!! *waves*
Midvalley: Goodnight!!
Now's my chance. While the lights are flashing randomly on stage and the credits roll!
Hosting, all the stuff almost: Ale
The mysterious set and actions describer, me, makes their way to the stage.
Announcer: Midvalley
I'm running towards that darn hostess and announcer who get credit. Midvalley has gone into the audience but the hostess is
still standing there writing notes.
Things Not Owned: Sabado Gigante (a variety entertainment show in spanish on one of those worldwide spanish channels), any
of the mentioned wrestling phrases, Marsh badge (pokemon is evil..), and the boxers (I know people who own all of em except
Kurama's and Wolfwood's).
I know I could of gotten more credit for kidnapping hornboy, but people have to realize there can't be 'The Yaoi Game' without
the hostess. Right?
Special Thanks To: Sailorspazz (who almost gave me a heart attack for reviewing so quickly after the last chappie), Lily
Kalonoa (who reminded me of the loophole, very important loophole that the authoress no baka forgot X_x), ah-ha! (for liking
the leggy licking vash's arm gag), Princess of Donut Land (she defended Kuwabara's right to being a bishie, that deserves
recognition in my book!), lunny (for making me ponder about the K names conspiracy), Pyrosprite64 ( for giving my fingers
a much needed stretch when I tried to copy her siggy's hand sign), Akima Wingates Mabius (she used the term 'never in a
million years'!! ^_^), Setsu-kun (for trying to provide Karasu with a buddy in the cold evenings), Sakura Naoko (saying wuuv
and not reminding me of barney while doing so! yay!), Lady BlackDragonFire (BDF!! I'll take care of any therapy you guys
need from seeing Kuwa shirtless, IF you give me a copy of that tape ^_~), Makenai (making the hornfreak feel loved), and
Cathowl (who I'm wishing the best of luck with their Mary Sue!)....whoa mouthful of thanks.
*Mysterious and just plain odd actions and set describer picks up the hostess and runs off carrying her on his shoulder*
Hostess: KISAMA!!
Describer: Your not japanese!!!
Hostess: Fine...BASTARD! HELP HELP!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HELP!!
Pudding provided by: Milly, who can't remember where she got the pudding from.
Midvalley: Hmm? *watches hostess being carried off kicking and screaming* I'm sure she'll be fine...
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*screams final notes before being carried out of earshot*
Remember to vote and review!! Any ideas? Go ahead and try em out on me! I'm always open minded! Until next time! ADIOS AMIGO
DARLINGS!!!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale
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Round 5: Useful Gifts From Milly!
Authoress's Note: In case I happen to dissapear again after posting this new chapter send a search party. Tell them to try
my mother's closet, she always hides everything in there. Yup you guessed it, report card week...I have too many more B's
than I do A's..I'm doomed. doomed. Doom doom doom doom doom...I love Gir! Oh right, I do not own the doom song, YYH, or
Trigun.
Mr.Quackers: *rubber duck squeak*
Me: NO! You shall never be a muse again...You think I have to remind them of that? All right... I don't own the fantanos or
fantanas or even have a can of fanta to my name...for now... ^_^ Enjoy! I am so happy!! the last chappie got 12 reviews!
You guys rock my socks! Don't ask... @_@
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The studio set has very dim lights lighting it. The hostess is sitting pretty on easy street..dum dum bada da da...easy
street..*stops after getting whacked on the head* Gomen. Too many on tv musicals. The hostess is sitting, Midvalley is
happily swarmed by his admireres, and I the side notes guy am ignored...in a basement...again. I will get my revenge.
Hostess: I think we need to really look into our staff's mental backgrounds...
It's too late now! I have a contract! MUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hostess: O_o...um... I am never going to see the end of this show!
Midvalley: Do I get to be host if you kick the bucket??
Hostess: No. *sighs and then grins stupidly towards the audience* Let's kick out last round's losers shall we???
Audience: SI SENORITA!! *all start clapping in rhythm and singing* Los ninos! Los ninos! Los ninos necisitan ir!
Hostess: I wonder if the safety challenge I have planned for today will go over ok with a Sabado Gigante type audience? OH
WELL! Bring out the losing couple! *trumpets blare*
Yusuke and Kuwabara get pushed out onto the stage, still in their leather outfits. Including the one where Kuwabara is stuck
inside a large leather sack.
Yusuke: Damn it, do we have to do another one of your games already?
Kuwabara: I'm getting dizzy in here...URAMESHI! LET ME OUT!!! *rolls around in his sack*
Hostess: Actually your getting the boot! ^_^ So without further ado..
Kuwabara: We lost? Were all the votes against us?
Midvalley: *lets Kuwabara out so he can breathe* It was very close between you two and the vertically challenged guy with the
pacifier boy!
Kuwabara: THE SHRIMP BEAT ME?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I the great Kuwabara Kazuma will not be defeated by that munchkin!
Hostess: But you WERE beaten by him! So, audience this is your last chance for a spanish filled chant! Where should these two
go?
Audience: ¡Al león! ¡Al león! ¡Al león! *trumpet blares*
Hostess: YES! To the lion!!! Bye boys!
Yusuke: THE WHA??!?! *him and kuwabara get swept away by a very realistic looking giant lion's paw into a fake cave to the side
of the stage*
Midvalley: Um...that lion's paw looked pretty real for a prop.
Hostess: That's not the way it worked on Sabado Gigante...Oh dear...*gulps*
AHA! I have my revenge! Hey...this isn't the hostess and the saxophone man! I have been foiled!! I'll just let these two
guys go outside. The geled one is swearing so much my ears hurt.
Midvalley: While we teach our audience how to speak english and random bits of japanese again it's time for a commercial
break!
Hostess: I don't believe in lions I don't believe in lions...I'm going to get sued... -_-;;
The fantanos are back but this time are sitting on folding chairs. They still are on the incredibly fake beach set and the
fanta music is playing softly in the background.
Legato: Hello pathetic humans we are here today to discuss an important manner.
Vash: The issue of insane authors crossdressing bishounen! Think of love and peace towards us too! *sad puppy dog eyes*
Kurama: *staring at the fantano that replaced Koenma* That's just not right...
Hiei: (he's wearing the fanta outfit Koenma had on whoose color escapes me) Hn. Baka authors.
Kurama: Do you think they'll actually listen to this anyways?
Legato: Considering how we are still dressed within these things I doubt it.
Random girl: But I like them!
Fantanos: *death glares* o_o
Random girl: Kick up the music and dance bishies dance!
Vash: Will you give me a donut?
Random girl: OF COURSE! *gives vash a donut*
Vash: YES! *dances around* Fanta fanta don't you wanta fanta fanta don't you wanta..*knudges Kurama*
Kurama: *shrugs and poses* Don't you wanta, fanta?
Hiei: Mmm-hmm! *recieves surprised looks* What are you staring at idiots?? It's my line!
Back to the now back to normal set. That hostess is sitting while shaking a wrapped gift.
Hostess: WELCOME BACK! We recieved a gift from Milly! The card says : Meryl seems very happy to be free. I can eat all of
Mr. Vash's donuts, so I won't be needing this anymore. Enjoy Miss Hostess!
Midvalley: *snatches the box and opens it* An instant boatload ammount of pudding pack? Why would we need this?
Hostess: PERFECT! I CAN CONTINUE WITH TODAY'S TORTURE!
Midvalley: Don't you mean challenge? O_o..
Hostess: Er...right! That was what I said wasn't it? Heh..*sweatdrops* But now for clips of our bishies! Since we haven't
done that in a bit.
Midvalley: I'm so happy I'm already out of this thing!
The camera fades out and fades into the hotel lobby, where all the guys are except for leggy and wolfie. They were still
at the dessert bar.
Yusuke: I've had enough of your speeches about why humans should die Knives! We settle this right now!
Knives: Bring it on spider!
Yusuke: Ready...GO!
Yusuke and Knives: RO! SHAM! BO! SHOOT! *Knives plays scissors and Yusuke plays paper*
Knives: HA! HA HAHAHAHAHA! SCISSORS BEATS YOUR PATHETIC PAPER!!
Vash: I'll show you how to beat him!
Yusuke: I'd like to see you try!
Vash and Knives: RO! SHAM! BO! SHOOT!!!!
Knives: *tackles Vash and kisses him* HA! I win again!
Vash: Nooo! Nothing can beat kisses...and I was going to play donut too!
Kurama: They certainly have strange ways of playing rock paper scissors.
Karasu: Yes, want to play their way my kitsune koi??
Kurama: Grr...*whaps Karasu on the back of the head* No, I do not.
Koenma: Do you guys get the feeling that we're being watched?
Kuwabara: Nah, can't be! They only have those cameras in our rooms!
Hiei: I think the old fart may have a point.
Koenma: You call me a baby and an old fart! Make up your mind!
Hiei: Hn. Your a whiney brat with an age complex.
Kurama: Take it as a compliment Koenma, usually you don't get such a long insult from him.
Koenma: So you are fond of me afterall Hiei!
Hiei: BASTARD!! *chases after Koenma while trying to hit him with some hotel lobby wax fruit*
Yusuke: Knives is undefeated in rock paper scissors! Hey...YOU CAN'T USE DONUTS OR KISSES!!!
Vash: But Knives said that they were part of the game...
Knives: *grins evilly* Special rules ala Knives Millions!
The scene fizzles out and fizzles back into the game show set. A wrestling mat with slightly raised sides is set in the center
and the contestants are sitting in their loveseats with bath robes on.
Hostess: *dressed in referee outfit* When I say I have an idea I do not kid.
Wolfwood: *eyes go wide* OH! So we are doing that eh? Hmm...
Hostess: ^_^ Yes, we're doing...THE PUDDING WRESTLING TOURNAMENT IN BOXERS! For those of you who were wearing briefs...
*shoots a look at Karasu* We have given you boxers! See? I'm not so bad!
Karasu: Boxers almost feel like I'm going comando...
Kurama: *winces at the image*
Karasu: I see...*smirks* Comando!
Kurama: Bleh! *face shows a disgusted look*
Karasu: COMANDO!
Kurama: That's enough! ROSE WHIP! *whips Karasu*
Karasu: Lookie...comando stars...@_@
Hostess: Well since there are now 4 teams left there will be two matches. I'll say what's fair and unfair and Middy will
Anounce matches? S'alright?
Audience: S'Alright! BOXERS! WHOO WHOO! SHAKE IT BISHIES!
Wolfwood fan that's holy: No! Think of the orphans Nicky-chan!
Wolfwood: I doubt they're watching *mischivious hentai grin towards legato*
Legato: I'm in this for the pudding. _\/;;
Midvalley: Let's get ready to rumble!!! First up: Kurama and Karasu Vs. Knives and Vash!!
They enter the now pudding filled mat and discard their robes. Karasu has black boxers, Vash has red, Kurama has green ones
with little white foxes printed on them, and Knives has blue lipstick kiss print boxers.
Hostess: Are those printed on or did you let some of your fans have a little fun Knives?
Knives: I'm not saying. *evil smile*
Hostess: Alright it's simple, no hitting each other's packages because I heard that really hurts. No rose whips or other
deadly plants from the Makai, sorry Kurama darling! *gets a glare from Karasu* And you mr.briefs, NO BOMBS! Got it? No angel
arms and no blades that can erupt from your limbs.
Contestants: Awe...but that's no fun.
Hostess: Use the pudding to your advantage, winner gets to move on to the final where they will compete for a marsh badge!
Audience: O_O *blink* BOO! *throw rotten tomatoes*
Hostess: I meant the immunity pacifier!! Just fight already! *rings a bell*
Kurama: *sits down* If it's just to stay in this game I'm not playing, my apoligies.
Karasu: *sits down next to Kurama and smiles evilly* My sentiments exactly lovely fox...expecially when the voters tipped me
on a certain loophole.
Kurama: A what??
Karasu: *starts to play with Kurama's hair* The sonner we get voted out the sooner I get to kill the thing I love! HA HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!!!
Kurama: *jumps up and bum rushes Knives into the mat* Then I'm going to play to win!!
Karasu: So this is why it's not good to reveal evil plans! *snaps his fingers* damn.
Vash: You guys look like your having fun, *snickers*
Knives: VASH! Help me out now! I oof! *gets his face slammed into pudding repitively*
Kurama: I *SLAM* WILL *SLAM* NOT *SLAM* BE *SLAM* THAT *SLAM* PSYCHO'S *SLAM* KOI!!!
Vash: OK. *jumps on top of both of them and pins Kurama down* YA HA HA HA! I'm king of the mountain!
Knives: I'm blind!! Pudding has blinded me!! *grabs for something so he can help himself up*
Vash: *gets his boxers pulled down* IEE! *covers himself and blushes as red as his boxers* I'm out!
Knives: What? *wipes pudding out of his eyes and notices he's holding Vash's boxers* heh heh...^_^
Hostess: Disqualification! This round will remain non-R rated!
Midvalley: Winner is Kurama and Karasu!
Karasu: I have a new plan... ^_^
Kurama: *puts on a belt and smiles* No you don't!
Karasu: Foiled again...
Midvalley: Next match! Hiei and Koenma VS. Wolfwood and Legato!
Hostess: Hiei just use brute strength, I'm afraid all your powers might be a bit overkill.
Hiei: Baka ningen.
Hostess: No psychic powers for Legato, Wolfwood your pretty harmless. Koenma ...well no demi-god powers and you should be
fine. Let's get it on!
Koenma: Er...how about not?
Hostess: O_o!! I don't mean that way! It's just an expression!
They step into the mat now with half of the pudding sloshed out. Wolfwood has black with gold crosses print boxers, Koenma has
binky blue boxers, Hiei has white ones, and Legato has blue boxers.
Wolfwood: I'm not harmless! I'm a loose cannon! Watch! *rips off his boxers* HA! Er...awe crap...
Legato: CHAPEL!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? *covers up wolfwood*
Hiei: That was boring. Did we win??
Midvalley: Yup. Nice butt chapel.
Wolfwood: *blushing furiously* Shut up hornyfreak!
Midvalley: You got it right! Wait..._ HORN!
Legato: *escorts wolfwood off to get his robe back* Idiot.
Wolfwood: Pig.
Legato: Sexy buns.
Wolfwood: What's my name?
Legato: *smirks* Chapel.
Wolfwood: Shit.
Hostess: *clings on to PG-13 rating for dear life* It can only handle so much nudity!!
Midvalley: Boss??? Oh right, final match Karasu and Kurama VS. Koenma and Hiei!
Hostess: There are too many K's... go fight!
All 4 bishounen jump into a giant fighting dust cloud that has pudding flying out of it. The dust cloud settles and all 4
of the guys are lying down nearly unconscious.
Hostess: Um..first one standing wins!
Kurama: *stands up wobbily and coughs out some pudding* Chocolate pudding doesn't taste half bad.
Karasu: HAHAHAHAHAHA! *pantses Kurama and collapses*
Audience: O_O;;
Rabid Kurama Fans: KURAAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *some faint and the rest stampede towards Kurama*
Kurama: Oh my. *runs*
Random girl from fanta commercial: *stun guns the mob of rabid fans* No touchy!
Hostess: Kurama and Karasu win! So I guess that's this week's show! The couples are really narrowing down folks! This week's
voting is:
Karasu and Kurama (Immune this round!!)
Koenma and Hiei
Wolfwood and Legato
Knives and Vash
Only 3 more rounds of voting! And only two more immunity challenges since it would be stupid to do one with only two teams
left. But I've got something special planned for 'em! *grin* A kiss goodnight from the Yaoi game!! *waves*
Midvalley: Goodnight!!
Now's my chance. While the lights are flashing randomly on stage and the credits roll!
Hosting, all the stuff almost: Ale
The mysterious set and actions describer, me, makes their way to the stage.
Announcer: Midvalley
I'm running towards that darn hostess and announcer who get credit. Midvalley has gone into the audience but the hostess is
still standing there writing notes.
Things Not Owned: Sabado Gigante (a variety entertainment show in spanish on one of those worldwide spanish channels), any
of the mentioned wrestling phrases, Marsh badge (pokemon is evil..), and the boxers (I know people who own all of em except
Kurama's and Wolfwood's).
I know I could of gotten more credit for kidnapping hornboy, but people have to realize there can't be 'The Yaoi Game' without
the hostess. Right?
Special Thanks To: Sailorspazz (who almost gave me a heart attack for reviewing so quickly after the last chappie), Lily
Kalonoa (who reminded me of the loophole, very important loophole that the authoress no baka forgot X_x), ah-ha! (for liking
the leggy licking vash's arm gag), Princess of Donut Land (she defended Kuwabara's right to being a bishie, that deserves
recognition in my book!), lunny (for making me ponder about the K names conspiracy), Pyrosprite64 ( for giving my fingers
a much needed stretch when I tried to copy her siggy's hand sign), Akima Wingates Mabius (she used the term 'never in a
million years'!! ^_^), Setsu-kun (for trying to provide Karasu with a buddy in the cold evenings), Sakura Naoko (saying wuuv
and not reminding me of barney while doing so! yay!), Lady BlackDragonFire (BDF!! I'll take care of any therapy you guys
need from seeing Kuwa shirtless, IF you give me a copy of that tape ^_~), Makenai (making the hornfreak feel loved), and
Cathowl (who I'm wishing the best of luck with their Mary Sue!)....whoa mouthful of thanks.
*Mysterious and just plain odd actions and set describer picks up the hostess and runs off carrying her on his shoulder*
Hostess: KISAMA!!
Describer: Your not japanese!!!
Hostess: Fine...BASTARD! HELP HELP!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HELP!!
Pudding provided by: Milly, who can't remember where she got the pudding from.
Midvalley: Hmm? *watches hostess being carried off kicking and screaming* I'm sure she'll be fine...
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*screams final notes before being carried out of earshot*
Remember to vote and review!! Any ideas? Go ahead and try em out on me! I'm always open minded! Until next time! ADIOS AMIGO
DARLINGS!!!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale
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