The Yaoi Game!
Round 6: Farewell Three Eyes...
Authoress's Note: Writing in script format for a short funky story is much different then writing for a graphic novel project
you're trying to tackle along with being a full time high school student. So, most likely I'll finish up this game since it's
almost through and then really drop in the ammount of times I update other stories. I hear cheering and what I hope is
dissapointed sighs...awe...it was just bad taquitos... ^_^ Yes I do a better job of scripting for my project than I do here...
Anyways thanks for the reviews! You guys are hilarious in 'em! Thank you darlings...let's see doo doo doo...
Why do I feel I'm forgetting something?? *gets hit in the head with a tomato*
Tomato: I am the magical speaking tomato of story conveince! here to wram you about copyrights! COPYRIGHTS WOMAN COPYRIGHTS!
Authoress: *squashes the tomato for a nice topping for my cup-o-noodles* Right, I don't own the darling sexay bishies.
No matter how much I may want to...who throws the tomatos anyways?
The various creators of the anime charcters I ever used: We'll destroy all the crazy authors!! ALL OF THEM! We're geniuses
not you!
Authoress: But..
TVCOACIEU: NO! We own them not you!
Authoress: What they said... *pouts and sits in a corner drawing angry sketches* Angst angst angst...bwahahaha angst is a
funny word!
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The set's the same, yes we did manage to clean all the pudding. Hungry contestants can be so useful. The hostess is gone!
Muahahahahahahaahhaha! I got rid of her! I got rid of the hostess....I! Hey!!
Hostess: Hi Hi! ^_^
How'd you get there??
Hostess: *sitting in her chair* simple darling I...hey that reminds me narrating voice! Your fired!
But....*sniffle* I JUST WANTED SOME CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hostess: How about I give you a date with hornyfreak?
Midvally: O_O What if their a guy???
What about with Kurama?
Hostess: Don't push your luck. Who are you anyways?
HIIIII!!!!! IT'S ME JANE MARI!!!!! You can't kill off magical girls that easily silly poopie head!!! *dances on the studio
set* Aren't I kawaii???
Midvalley: *hides in a group of his fans in the audience*
Hostess: *twitch* FREE CANDY AND SODA TO ANYONE WHO KILLS THE ANNOYING THING!
A swarm of people start charging towards me. Wait a second...uh-oh....I don't have my plastic wand of justice!! WAI WAI WAI!
I'm running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Midvalley: *peeks from behind a fangirl* Whoose narrator now?
Hostess: You do it, I need an aspirin. Oh right! Who got voted off.....*dramatic pause for 4 minutes* DUN DUN DUN
LOVELY LITTLE HIEI AND PACIFIER BOY COME ON DOWN!!
Hiei: Will you give me back my sword now?
Koenma: There goes my bet with George...*hugs his pacifier* PA PA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *giant streams of tears*
Hostess: Uh sure here's your sword....*gives Hiei a plastic replica of his*
Hiei: Hn. That's more like it- HEY! WHERE'S MY SWORD??? BAKA NINGEN!!! WHERE??
Hostess: Well you see a friend's birthday came up and...I kind of...sort of...sold it. _
Hiei: *evil glare* Grr.... DIE! *starts to whack the hostess over the head with the fake sword*
Hostess: OW! I'm OW sorry OW hey OOWWWW quit it! OUCH!
Koenma: Do we get a consolation prize?
Midvalley: Um...*digs into his pockets and pulls out some letters* here are the votes, have fun! ^_^
Koenma: WAH?? *pacifier drops from his mouth* IT WAS A LANDSIDE?? But aren't I bishounen enough? *gives a pouty bish look to
the audience*
Koenma Fans: AWE!!! WE'LL CHEER YOU UP!! *hentai grins*
Koenma: O_O Igottogetbacktotherekainowsohehheh...BYE!!!!! *runs off*
Hostess: OW...hey...Ouch! Hiei! GAH! KOENMA HAD SWEET SNOW!! *winces*
Hiei: *stops mid whacking* Sweet snow???? *twitches and blurs off after Koenma*
Midvalley: You really need that aspirin now, huh?
Hostess: @_@ si senor hornyfreak...*stumbles off stage* No immunties but get the bishies up here....ay mi cabeza...
Midvalley: Only three couples left...*flips through notecards* So that means no immunity? I was starting to enjoy those too!
Midvalley fans: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo *sniffles*
Midvalley: Awe girls I'm still a lady's man! ^_~
Rabid Midvalley Fans: WOOOOO!!!! Go horny go freak go horny freak!
Midvalley: -_-;; It's HORN. Since we only have three couples left and they have to walk from the hotel to the studio today.
The old narrator hijacked the bus with pink glitter. We're going to do a special behind the scenes: The Yaoi and Yuri Game.
*starts using a narrator-ish tone of voice* Dramatic music plays as a giant screen comes down and the lights go out.
Clicking the projector so the movie starts.
Movie voice: *while images of all the contestants are shown* They came from two animes having no clue what was going on.
Well Karasu, Knives, and Wolfwood knew. Go figure. AHEM. The truely bishounen and *picture of kuwabara shows up* the not so
bishounen. Then the hostess felt sexist so she invited the girls down here too. Hey I thought "whoo! That'll be fun!" No one
listens to the guy who voice overs the behind the scenes video so...yes. Here is a never seen before ACTUAL scene type thing.
Ignore the scripts in the people's hands...they're an illusion...diddly dum diddly dum diddly dum...
Midvalley: *sweatdrops heavily*
Movie voice: It was a regular day when something went very wrong...
*clip starts rolling*
Knives: *glances down at the script and says with an annoyed tone* Vash I'm actually Rem in disguise!
Vash: *in monotone voice from reading* No way knives...that makes no sense... sniffle sniffle don't make fun of Rem.
Meryl: Idiot. Your supposed to sniffle not say it!
Vash: Sorry should I try again?
Kurama: Please don't.
Knives: Ha ha! It is true peace boy. What the?? O_o How am I supposed to take off a knives mask 'ala scooby doo' style to show
that I'm Rem?? This isn't a mask!!
Yusuke: *tries pulling off knive's face* You sure? I could of sworn I saw some wrinkles!!
Rabid Knives fans: KNIVES SAMA HAS NO WRINKLES!!! *stampede over yusuke and vanish*
Yusuke: *twitch* oww...
Keiko: Serves you right Yusuke!
Legato: Master should we finish the script?
Knives: This stupid spider script... *grabs a Rem wig and makes his voice high pitched* My little vashie washie! Give Remmy
wemmy a big hug!
Vash: *gave up on the script but has a sparkly look in his eyes.* REM?? I THOUGHT YOU DIED!! Wow how did that script writer
know you were disguised as Knives?? *glomps "Rem"*
Knives: Woman's intuition? *smirks and starts to grope vash*
Vash: GAH!!! Your not Rem!
Kuwabara: *pulls off the wig* AHHH! It's a dude! I thought Rem was cute too...
Vash: *pounds Kuwabara on the head* Knives how could you?
Hostess: *pops in* PERFECT! I love this real drama! It's shibby!!! ^___^!!
Legato: Can I get a raise if I kill her?
Midvalley: A raise?? Hey!
Kuroneko: nyao!
Knives: only for a day... *under his breath* idiots I pay them by the month...
Hostess: Crap..... *runs like hell*
Movie Voice: That's *dramatic music* Behind the scenes: The Yaoi and Yuri game!
Midvalley: *turns the lights back on and the 3 couples are now in their seats* Wasn't that fun??
Vash: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Knives looked like Rem!
Knives: *growls and then grins* Hmm... I wonder... VASH A DONUT LIKE NO OTHER!
Vash: A what? *looks around*
Knives: *put on Rem wig* Vash! Oh my darling little Vash!
Vash: *teary eyed* REM!!! WAH!!! *glomps Knives*
Knives: hee hee... *winks at the other contestants*
Karasu: Kurama...I have a Shiori wig back in our room... *hentai grin*
Kurama: I do not wish to know how you even got a wig like that!! *glare*
Wolfwood: *pulls at legato's hair* hot buns your wig doesn't come off!
Legato: Damn it Chapel! It's not a wig! Hot buns??
Wolfwood: Awe come on...you loved it last night ^_~
Legato: O_O I have no idea what your talking about chapel!
Wolfwood: Say my name say my name!
Midvalley: I'm going to puke.
Kuroneko: Nyao!
Midvalley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Get away you perverted cat!! *kicks it into the audience*
Hostess: Anyone miss me? ^_^
Contestants: No.
Hostess: ;_; I'm hurt. This is the thanks I get for lending you those fantano costumes?
Legato: Rip up the contract and I can REALLY show you my appreciation then.
Hostess: Note to self...get many security guards...
Kurama: So what do we do this time? There are no immunity rounds...
Hostess: Well I've been researching ideas...
Midvalley: So that what you were doing with these! *hands the hostess back a stack of doujinshi's*
Kurama: Aren't those...
Hostess: Doujinshi? yes, sorry lovely kitsune but look at yourself in that cute little outfit there! It's so shibby and
darling!!
Karasu: Hmm...*plays with Kurama's hair* Do you still have that little number lovely fox of mine?
Hostess: Wait! I'm supposed to do something right now...*looks in past votes*
Midvalley: More fanservice towards Makenai for always stroking my hair? ^_^
Hostess: That and...here it is! Ooof! *gets buried under a truckload of sweets*
Kurama: *looks at the notecard and grins evilly* Let me see your wrist.
Karasu: It's a start...huh? what's this??
Kurama: According to this card a princess of donut land has now bugged you so you should be zapping in 3...2...
Karasu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *cough* O_O _ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vash: Princess of donut land? Rem! Rem! Can we go to donut land?
Knives: *slips into his regular voice* Yeah sure.. I mean! *high pitched* Of course little vash!
Vash: Rem are you catching a cold...?
Knives: er...yes? ^__^;;
Vash: POOR REM!! ;_; *hugs Knives even tighter*
Wolfwood: They're more kinky then us bluesie buns.
Legato: Hush your infernal yapping chapel.
Hostess: So now all you have to do is fanservice!
Audience: FANSERVICE FANSERVICE! FANSERVICE!
Karasu: How about kill the hostess service?? *ZAP* O_X I didn't touch my koi!
Kurama: I'm not your koi...
Hostess: You were thinking about it, tsk tsk tsk such a little hentai mind Karasu! So now to come up with a challenge to figure
out the winners in the next round...since they'll be two left then. So hmm...
Vash: I have Rem and I'm so happy...and....er...Rem...why are you rubbing my bottom??
Knives: All the better to feel you up with my dear!
Vash: *pulls off wig* It's old mr.jenkins!!
Legato: rooby rooooo! rhee hee hee hee!
Wolfwood: Too much scooby doo...
Knives: I'm not old! Well...according to you stupid spider's years I am but I'm still as riley as the rest of them!
Vash: I'm going to go to my fans now... ;_;
Wolfwood: NOOOO! VASH!!! THATS SUICIDE!!
Midvalley: *plays death march on his saxophone*
Knives: VASH YOU IDIOT! *blows up the audience*
Hostess: *blinks* I'm so glad we put the voters in a different section...HEY! I thought we made it so you couldn't do
that anymore!!
Knives: *blinks* So did I...oh well...here spider spider spider....*grins maniacally at the hostess*
Hostess: AHH! Um...um! AHA! *jumps into Vash's arms* You can't blow up your love bunny! so nyah!
Vash: *tries to shove he hostess off* Knives don't shoot yet! I don't want to be blown to smithereens!
Knives: Bah! She has to let go sometime...I'll be waiting...*death glare*
The voting shibby lounge booth above where the audience used to be...
All the muses: Wow...^____^
BDF: Do you think they're going to kill her?
Kimchi: I don't know...ahh! Can't resist urge to...AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Princess of Donut Land: That was a vash laugh! Poor Vash he looks so traumitized...go Knives-sama!! *gets raised eyebrows*
I'm a loyal pet! *sticks her tongue out*
Nanuri: I still have to take vash to vegas! *pounds on the glass* Don't dent him!!
BDF: I really wanted to see how this was going to end! Bad bishies! Don't kill her yet!
All others: *drooling over last episode's video of boxer pudding wrestling* ooohhhh....ahhhhhh.... *_* (note: too many names
to give you all lines sorry)
Back on stage...
Vash: Are you going to let go anytime soon?
Hostess: And be killed? No thanks!
Karasu: *tries to take off the wristband*...I got OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! It zapped me again!! _
Kurama: Serves you right ^__^
Midvalley: This week the voting goes:
Vash and Knives
Wolfwood and Legato
Kurama and Karasu
Happy voting! The hostess apoligizes for taking so long to become unkidnapped to make this episode!
Hostess: Roll them shibby credits!
Hostess Writer and doomed: Ale
*Midvalley sweeps up the ashes of the audience*
Co-host and narrator: Midvalley the Hornfreak (hornyfreak or whorefreak)
Midvalley: Hey!
Special thanks to: Lady BDF (drools over kuwabara cut out tape), Eikichi (long live code red!), Nanuri (vegas is cold this
time of year ^_^), Princess of Donut Land (CANDY!!!), Kiyoshi (my computer's been on the fritz so I couldn't review but cool
story!), Sakura (Legato wato is hot...^_^), Makenai (you might be the only reason horn boy's still on my side), Lily (for
grabbing Hiei after he got out of the studio, have fun with him!), Rachia (I couldn't fit in bishies in drag this time ;_;),
Pyro (yet another finger strech, they help when you have to wear a wrist splint...ah relief), Cathowl (who has to deal with a
Mary Sue), Geuna (for a short and sweet review), Lunny (the chibi idea was great but I didn't want to seem like I was copying
a whole bunch of other chibi fics out there. Just me being paranoid), Spazz (good luck with your japanese! lucky you get to learn
that shibby language!)
Midvalley: Maybe I should get more saxophone air time...
Wolfwood: If you find someone who likes your music sure.
Legato: That wasn't nice wolf.....chapel.
Wolfwood: ;_; SOO CLOSE!! I'll get you to yell out my name yet lovely!
Legato: Er... _;;;
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Remember to vote, sorry it took so long but with my computer messing up and my school work. You know how it goes!
Reviews are shibby! ^_^ Remember that this is most likely the last chance you get to vote. Yup it is! Make it count! And stay
tuned for the last two installements of.....
*trumpet fare*
THE YAOI GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale
Round 6: Farewell Three Eyes...
Authoress's Note: Writing in script format for a short funky story is much different then writing for a graphic novel project
you're trying to tackle along with being a full time high school student. So, most likely I'll finish up this game since it's
almost through and then really drop in the ammount of times I update other stories. I hear cheering and what I hope is
dissapointed sighs...awe...it was just bad taquitos... ^_^ Yes I do a better job of scripting for my project than I do here...
Anyways thanks for the reviews! You guys are hilarious in 'em! Thank you darlings...let's see doo doo doo...
Why do I feel I'm forgetting something?? *gets hit in the head with a tomato*
Tomato: I am the magical speaking tomato of story conveince! here to wram you about copyrights! COPYRIGHTS WOMAN COPYRIGHTS!
Authoress: *squashes the tomato for a nice topping for my cup-o-noodles* Right, I don't own the darling sexay bishies.
No matter how much I may want to...who throws the tomatos anyways?
The various creators of the anime charcters I ever used: We'll destroy all the crazy authors!! ALL OF THEM! We're geniuses
not you!
Authoress: But..
TVCOACIEU: NO! We own them not you!
Authoress: What they said... *pouts and sits in a corner drawing angry sketches* Angst angst angst...bwahahaha angst is a
funny word!
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The set's the same, yes we did manage to clean all the pudding. Hungry contestants can be so useful. The hostess is gone!
Muahahahahahahaahhaha! I got rid of her! I got rid of the hostess....I! Hey!!
Hostess: Hi Hi! ^_^
How'd you get there??
Hostess: *sitting in her chair* simple darling I...hey that reminds me narrating voice! Your fired!
But....*sniffle* I JUST WANTED SOME CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hostess: How about I give you a date with hornyfreak?
Midvally: O_O What if their a guy???
What about with Kurama?
Hostess: Don't push your luck. Who are you anyways?
HIIIII!!!!! IT'S ME JANE MARI!!!!! You can't kill off magical girls that easily silly poopie head!!! *dances on the studio
set* Aren't I kawaii???
Midvalley: *hides in a group of his fans in the audience*
Hostess: *twitch* FREE CANDY AND SODA TO ANYONE WHO KILLS THE ANNOYING THING!
A swarm of people start charging towards me. Wait a second...uh-oh....I don't have my plastic wand of justice!! WAI WAI WAI!
I'm running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Midvalley: *peeks from behind a fangirl* Whoose narrator now?
Hostess: You do it, I need an aspirin. Oh right! Who got voted off.....*dramatic pause for 4 minutes* DUN DUN DUN
LOVELY LITTLE HIEI AND PACIFIER BOY COME ON DOWN!!
Hiei: Will you give me back my sword now?
Koenma: There goes my bet with George...*hugs his pacifier* PA PA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *giant streams of tears*
Hostess: Uh sure here's your sword....*gives Hiei a plastic replica of his*
Hiei: Hn. That's more like it- HEY! WHERE'S MY SWORD??? BAKA NINGEN!!! WHERE??
Hostess: Well you see a friend's birthday came up and...I kind of...sort of...sold it. _
Hiei: *evil glare* Grr.... DIE! *starts to whack the hostess over the head with the fake sword*
Hostess: OW! I'm OW sorry OW hey OOWWWW quit it! OUCH!
Koenma: Do we get a consolation prize?
Midvalley: Um...*digs into his pockets and pulls out some letters* here are the votes, have fun! ^_^
Koenma: WAH?? *pacifier drops from his mouth* IT WAS A LANDSIDE?? But aren't I bishounen enough? *gives a pouty bish look to
the audience*
Koenma Fans: AWE!!! WE'LL CHEER YOU UP!! *hentai grins*
Koenma: O_O Igottogetbacktotherekainowsohehheh...BYE!!!!! *runs off*
Hostess: OW...hey...Ouch! Hiei! GAH! KOENMA HAD SWEET SNOW!! *winces*
Hiei: *stops mid whacking* Sweet snow???? *twitches and blurs off after Koenma*
Midvalley: You really need that aspirin now, huh?
Hostess: @_@ si senor hornyfreak...*stumbles off stage* No immunties but get the bishies up here....ay mi cabeza...
Midvalley: Only three couples left...*flips through notecards* So that means no immunity? I was starting to enjoy those too!
Midvalley fans: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo *sniffles*
Midvalley: Awe girls I'm still a lady's man! ^_~
Rabid Midvalley Fans: WOOOOO!!!! Go horny go freak go horny freak!
Midvalley: -_-;; It's HORN. Since we only have three couples left and they have to walk from the hotel to the studio today.
The old narrator hijacked the bus with pink glitter. We're going to do a special behind the scenes: The Yaoi and Yuri Game.
*starts using a narrator-ish tone of voice* Dramatic music plays as a giant screen comes down and the lights go out.
Clicking the projector so the movie starts.
Movie voice: *while images of all the contestants are shown* They came from two animes having no clue what was going on.
Well Karasu, Knives, and Wolfwood knew. Go figure. AHEM. The truely bishounen and *picture of kuwabara shows up* the not so
bishounen. Then the hostess felt sexist so she invited the girls down here too. Hey I thought "whoo! That'll be fun!" No one
listens to the guy who voice overs the behind the scenes video so...yes. Here is a never seen before ACTUAL scene type thing.
Ignore the scripts in the people's hands...they're an illusion...diddly dum diddly dum diddly dum...
Midvalley: *sweatdrops heavily*
Movie voice: It was a regular day when something went very wrong...
*clip starts rolling*
Knives: *glances down at the script and says with an annoyed tone* Vash I'm actually Rem in disguise!
Vash: *in monotone voice from reading* No way knives...that makes no sense... sniffle sniffle don't make fun of Rem.
Meryl: Idiot. Your supposed to sniffle not say it!
Vash: Sorry should I try again?
Kurama: Please don't.
Knives: Ha ha! It is true peace boy. What the?? O_o How am I supposed to take off a knives mask 'ala scooby doo' style to show
that I'm Rem?? This isn't a mask!!
Yusuke: *tries pulling off knive's face* You sure? I could of sworn I saw some wrinkles!!
Rabid Knives fans: KNIVES SAMA HAS NO WRINKLES!!! *stampede over yusuke and vanish*
Yusuke: *twitch* oww...
Keiko: Serves you right Yusuke!
Legato: Master should we finish the script?
Knives: This stupid spider script... *grabs a Rem wig and makes his voice high pitched* My little vashie washie! Give Remmy
wemmy a big hug!
Vash: *gave up on the script but has a sparkly look in his eyes.* REM?? I THOUGHT YOU DIED!! Wow how did that script writer
know you were disguised as Knives?? *glomps "Rem"*
Knives: Woman's intuition? *smirks and starts to grope vash*
Vash: GAH!!! Your not Rem!
Kuwabara: *pulls off the wig* AHHH! It's a dude! I thought Rem was cute too...
Vash: *pounds Kuwabara on the head* Knives how could you?
Hostess: *pops in* PERFECT! I love this real drama! It's shibby!!! ^___^!!
Legato: Can I get a raise if I kill her?
Midvalley: A raise?? Hey!
Kuroneko: nyao!
Knives: only for a day... *under his breath* idiots I pay them by the month...
Hostess: Crap..... *runs like hell*
Movie Voice: That's *dramatic music* Behind the scenes: The Yaoi and Yuri game!
Midvalley: *turns the lights back on and the 3 couples are now in their seats* Wasn't that fun??
Vash: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Knives looked like Rem!
Knives: *growls and then grins* Hmm... I wonder... VASH A DONUT LIKE NO OTHER!
Vash: A what? *looks around*
Knives: *put on Rem wig* Vash! Oh my darling little Vash!
Vash: *teary eyed* REM!!! WAH!!! *glomps Knives*
Knives: hee hee... *winks at the other contestants*
Karasu: Kurama...I have a Shiori wig back in our room... *hentai grin*
Kurama: I do not wish to know how you even got a wig like that!! *glare*
Wolfwood: *pulls at legato's hair* hot buns your wig doesn't come off!
Legato: Damn it Chapel! It's not a wig! Hot buns??
Wolfwood: Awe come on...you loved it last night ^_~
Legato: O_O I have no idea what your talking about chapel!
Wolfwood: Say my name say my name!
Midvalley: I'm going to puke.
Kuroneko: Nyao!
Midvalley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Get away you perverted cat!! *kicks it into the audience*
Hostess: Anyone miss me? ^_^
Contestants: No.
Hostess: ;_; I'm hurt. This is the thanks I get for lending you those fantano costumes?
Legato: Rip up the contract and I can REALLY show you my appreciation then.
Hostess: Note to self...get many security guards...
Kurama: So what do we do this time? There are no immunity rounds...
Hostess: Well I've been researching ideas...
Midvalley: So that what you were doing with these! *hands the hostess back a stack of doujinshi's*
Kurama: Aren't those...
Hostess: Doujinshi? yes, sorry lovely kitsune but look at yourself in that cute little outfit there! It's so shibby and
darling!!
Karasu: Hmm...*plays with Kurama's hair* Do you still have that little number lovely fox of mine?
Hostess: Wait! I'm supposed to do something right now...*looks in past votes*
Midvalley: More fanservice towards Makenai for always stroking my hair? ^_^
Hostess: That and...here it is! Ooof! *gets buried under a truckload of sweets*
Kurama: *looks at the notecard and grins evilly* Let me see your wrist.
Karasu: It's a start...huh? what's this??
Kurama: According to this card a princess of donut land has now bugged you so you should be zapping in 3...2...
Karasu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *cough* O_O _ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vash: Princess of donut land? Rem! Rem! Can we go to donut land?
Knives: *slips into his regular voice* Yeah sure.. I mean! *high pitched* Of course little vash!
Vash: Rem are you catching a cold...?
Knives: er...yes? ^__^;;
Vash: POOR REM!! ;_; *hugs Knives even tighter*
Wolfwood: They're more kinky then us bluesie buns.
Legato: Hush your infernal yapping chapel.
Hostess: So now all you have to do is fanservice!
Audience: FANSERVICE FANSERVICE! FANSERVICE!
Karasu: How about kill the hostess service?? *ZAP* O_X I didn't touch my koi!
Kurama: I'm not your koi...
Hostess: You were thinking about it, tsk tsk tsk such a little hentai mind Karasu! So now to come up with a challenge to figure
out the winners in the next round...since they'll be two left then. So hmm...
Vash: I have Rem and I'm so happy...and....er...Rem...why are you rubbing my bottom??
Knives: All the better to feel you up with my dear!
Vash: *pulls off wig* It's old mr.jenkins!!
Legato: rooby rooooo! rhee hee hee hee!
Wolfwood: Too much scooby doo...
Knives: I'm not old! Well...according to you stupid spider's years I am but I'm still as riley as the rest of them!
Vash: I'm going to go to my fans now... ;_;
Wolfwood: NOOOO! VASH!!! THATS SUICIDE!!
Midvalley: *plays death march on his saxophone*
Knives: VASH YOU IDIOT! *blows up the audience*
Hostess: *blinks* I'm so glad we put the voters in a different section...HEY! I thought we made it so you couldn't do
that anymore!!
Knives: *blinks* So did I...oh well...here spider spider spider....*grins maniacally at the hostess*
Hostess: AHH! Um...um! AHA! *jumps into Vash's arms* You can't blow up your love bunny! so nyah!
Vash: *tries to shove he hostess off* Knives don't shoot yet! I don't want to be blown to smithereens!
Knives: Bah! She has to let go sometime...I'll be waiting...*death glare*
The voting shibby lounge booth above where the audience used to be...
All the muses: Wow...^____^
BDF: Do you think they're going to kill her?
Kimchi: I don't know...ahh! Can't resist urge to...AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Princess of Donut Land: That was a vash laugh! Poor Vash he looks so traumitized...go Knives-sama!! *gets raised eyebrows*
I'm a loyal pet! *sticks her tongue out*
Nanuri: I still have to take vash to vegas! *pounds on the glass* Don't dent him!!
BDF: I really wanted to see how this was going to end! Bad bishies! Don't kill her yet!
All others: *drooling over last episode's video of boxer pudding wrestling* ooohhhh....ahhhhhh.... *_* (note: too many names
to give you all lines sorry)
Back on stage...
Vash: Are you going to let go anytime soon?
Hostess: And be killed? No thanks!
Karasu: *tries to take off the wristband*...I got OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! It zapped me again!! _
Kurama: Serves you right ^__^
Midvalley: This week the voting goes:
Vash and Knives
Wolfwood and Legato
Kurama and Karasu
Happy voting! The hostess apoligizes for taking so long to become unkidnapped to make this episode!
Hostess: Roll them shibby credits!
Hostess Writer and doomed: Ale
*Midvalley sweeps up the ashes of the audience*
Co-host and narrator: Midvalley the Hornfreak (hornyfreak or whorefreak)
Midvalley: Hey!
Special thanks to: Lady BDF (drools over kuwabara cut out tape), Eikichi (long live code red!), Nanuri (vegas is cold this
time of year ^_^), Princess of Donut Land (CANDY!!!), Kiyoshi (my computer's been on the fritz so I couldn't review but cool
story!), Sakura (Legato wato is hot...^_^), Makenai (you might be the only reason horn boy's still on my side), Lily (for
grabbing Hiei after he got out of the studio, have fun with him!), Rachia (I couldn't fit in bishies in drag this time ;_;),
Pyro (yet another finger strech, they help when you have to wear a wrist splint...ah relief), Cathowl (who has to deal with a
Mary Sue), Geuna (for a short and sweet review), Lunny (the chibi idea was great but I didn't want to seem like I was copying
a whole bunch of other chibi fics out there. Just me being paranoid), Spazz (good luck with your japanese! lucky you get to learn
that shibby language!)
Midvalley: Maybe I should get more saxophone air time...
Wolfwood: If you find someone who likes your music sure.
Legato: That wasn't nice wolf.....chapel.
Wolfwood: ;_; SOO CLOSE!! I'll get you to yell out my name yet lovely!
Legato: Er... _;;;
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Remember to vote, sorry it took so long but with my computer messing up and my school work. You know how it goes!
Reviews are shibby! ^_^ Remember that this is most likely the last chance you get to vote. Yup it is! Make it count! And stay
tuned for the last two installements of.....
*trumpet fare*
THE YAOI GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Love Peace and Mushrooms-
Ale