The Yaoi Game!
Round 7: Back to Smithereens.
Ale note: Goodness me droogies it's been a while! You can all proceed to kill me...*runs and hides behind a brick wall* Now!
Creators of all the characters I ever used: No legal consequences! GET HER!!! She defiled our creations!
*eyes go wide in shock and runs to the root cellar* you know the drill! I own nothing! Nothing!!! Leave me be C.O.A.T.C.I.E.U.! Leave me be! Hey.wait a second.
Where did this cellar come from? Awe no.
*camera goes to clack and white and a close up of the upper half of my face is shown* I'm scared.so scared. Those creators have sharp pens.filled with ink.OH GOD NOT INK! I'd like to thank *banging on the door* ZC and Ace (neo- aries144) for inspiring me to finish off my little fic. *angry yelling of the words rutabaga and cabbages from behind the door* I'm so scared.so scared! AND YES! I ADMIT IT! A BLAIR WITCH PROJECT PARODY IS A REALLY OLD AND OVERUSED IDEA BY NOW!! AHHHHH!!! *camera fizzles out*
The set is filled with spider webs, all the contestants are bolted to their respective couches with metal restraints. Wait.Oh my god. They're skeletons!!! Bosses! Noo!
Hostess: *walks in yawning* who has awakened me from my ancient slum.oh no.I forgot to feed them! Why didn't you do it Hornyfreak co- host/narrator??
Midvalley: *is poking the skeletons* It wasn't my job. You're the one that abandoned them for so long.
Hostess: But.but.what about the ratings?? The ratings man! We can't get any with dead contestants! *light bulb pops up above her head* I got it! I'll use the matrix!
Midvalley: Riiight, this from the girl who only saw half of the TV version of the first movie. *grabs the light bulb* my groupies better not be dead.
Hostess: Oh yes heaven forbid the loss of your mother and granny.*Midvalley whacks her over the head with his saxophone* Ow.dude.wait.dude! DUDE! That's it! I'll use the one Keanu movie I've seen loads of times! Whorefreak!
Midvalley: Horn.HORN! See? Horn type instrument in my hand! Not a whore! Not a horny! Hornyness isn't even a tangible object! I would like the whore though.
Hostess: Well that's why you're Hornyfreak! The mighty! Come with me perverted one! To a phone booth! *Midvalley grumbles and comes along as they find a near to shambles phone booth behind the ashes of the old audience area* We go back in time.and start the show from where we left off.
Midvalley: Or we could declare me the winner and I could go to Las Vegas! What? It's not a horrible idea.
Hostess: .I'll mention it to your bosses. *Goes in the phone booth and starts punching numbers in*
Midvalley: WAIT! *jumps in* You need a narrator.
The phone booth turns blue, and then green, then pink, then a sort of yellow color.ah screw it. It turns into a lot of colors and poofs away with a cheap movie effect. Time goes streaking past! Hours! Days! Months! Oh right we're stopping after months.
Hostess: I'm going to hire a new narrator. *Phone Booth crashes next to the audience still in tact* What is this? How far did we go back?
Other hostess and narrator from this actual time seem to be busy. Otherwise our hero and his annoying female co-host could ask as to where.
Hostess: SHUT IT!
Vash: I'm going to my fans now.;_;
Wolfwood: Noooo! Vash! That's suicide!!
Hostess: Hey Whorefreak, isn't this what happened right before.oh crap.
Midvalley (from past): *plays death march on his saxophone*
Knives: VASH YOU ID-
Hostess: OI HOSTESS REMEMBER TO FEED THEM! Hold me Hornyfreak I'm frightened!
Midvalley is passed out now and can't answer you. Err.his still being able to narrate is a mystery.*makes voice sound wavy* MyStErY..
Hostess: Oh fu-
Knives: IOT! *blows up the audience, hostess from the future, and Midvalley from the future*
Hostess: Did I just hear my own voice telling me don't forget to feed them? Wait a second.You're not supposed to do that! How were you able to do that? I disabled you guys from using your powers!!
The hostess shakes in fear as my boss's boss starts to grin wickedly and point his mutated arm thing of doom at her. She jumps into Vash's arms like a coward! HAHAHAHA!
Hostess: Shut up.
Vash: Knives.don't be hasty now, I'll put her down and then you can shoot at her. OK? O.o;;
Hostess: Neh? But you're all about love and peace! Saving butterflies and spiders! Where's the compassion?
Vash: Next to the memories of a bum I could sit on without pain. -_-
Scandalous revelation from the donut brain!
Hostess: *holds on for dear life* NOOOO! You can't kill me! The votes are due by now!
Legato: More votes already?
Wolfwood: *winks at legato* You know you looove it blue boy of sexyness.*leers at him*
Legato: Master! Master! Please after you exterminate the lowly human girl get rid of Wolfwood!
A hush falls upon the studio.
Legato: Why did.oh no.oh.*twitches*
Wolfwood: YOU SAID MY NAME HOT BUNS! *glomps Legato and starts to kiss him*
Vash: I can never look at Nicholas the same way again.
Kurama: Could this be the reason of why he likes to keep a cigarette in his mouth so much?
Karasu: You bitch *ZAP* *gets thoroughly charred and coughs out smoke* But what if I told you the pain felt really REALLY good my precious fox.*ZAP*
Kurama: Lies! It's a lie! You hate the pain! You have too!
Karasu starts to scoot over towards Kurama on the couch, hair shooting up every minute or so due to the shocks from his wrist band.
Karasu: *leers at Kurama and pins him to the couch* The pain is delicious my love, I'll gladly share it with you.
Hostess: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Midvalley: What the?
The hostess has been lassoed and is now being flung up into the voter's booth. Knives is pointing his nasty looking arm-
Legato: *glares at Midvalley sending shivers down his spine* .
I mean! Magnificent arm! He is pointing it towards the booth!
Vash: STOP! Knives! They are tons of innocent people up there!
Knives: Innocent? They're the reason why your little bottom hurts so badly.
Vash: *blushes* Yeah.but they give me donuts.
Meanwhile back in the voter's booth.
Hostess: Thank you! Thank you! *bows down to the voters* You saved my life!
The voters give annoyed looks to the hostess, some even tapping a foot with their arms crossed.
Hostess: Meep?
Voter: We were dragged back in time with your phone booth. You could have warned us the voting booth went into suspended animation after a month! It was horrible.the lights started flashing like crazy! The lovely bishies were grabbed and locked down to the couches! Midvalley was playing his saxophone!
Another voter: Hey! That was a good thing!
Voter: Whatever. Then this strange liquid filled the room and the next thing we know we're traveling back in time and bumping our past selves out of this world!
Yet another voter: Yesss.the pressssciousss bishiesss were brought to harm.
Hostess: Wait.but how did I abandon the show in the first place? And how come I didn't this time? Voter: I would explain the actual reason but instead I will confuse you utterly. Rosebud.
Hostess: What??
All the voters: Rosebud.Rosebud.Rosebud! ROSEBUD! ROSEBUD!
15 minutes later.
Voters: ROSEBUD!
Voter: Enough. Show her.the film.
Voters: *gasp*
Voter: Oh don't gasp at me! Just do it.
The hostess gets dragged to the couch and is wrapped into a straight jacket. Her eyes are clamped open with a voter putting eye drops in every minute or so. A film is projected onto the wall.
Voice of Jane Mari: A friend, a lover, a ball of fur that popped up everywhere. Tonight we celebrate the life and career of.Kuroneko. The Green Eyed monster of entertainment!
Hostess: No! No! It's a sin! A SIN! Stop!!! Where are my few loyal voters??
Another Voter: Manning the projector.
Hostess: -_-;; STOP!!
But it didn't stop. No no, it continued for an hour. An hour filled with that demonic big eyed freak of nature.damn.
Kuroneko (in the movie): Nyao!
Hostess: *is taken out of the eye clamps and straight jacket and collapses to the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth.* nyao.nyao..nyao.nyao.
Voter: Put the device on her and send her back out with the gifts.
Another Voter: Are you sure that's wise -
Voter: Hush! We speak of no names here! Quickly! And then.we.party! Party like its 2003!
Voter: Wait.it is 2003, never mind. Just crack out the soda and *snicker* sweet snow! ^_^
And so a simple mind control device was placed on the hostess and she marched back bearing gifts. Knives meanwhile made Legato warp a chunk of my saxophone into a crown. That no good stupid.
Knives: SILENCE! You shall refer to me only as lord and master and eliminator of humanity KNIVES. If I see a lower case ever used for my name again I'll kill you for your insolence!
Then tell me KNIVES, why do you keep human lackeys around all the time?
KNIVES: Well.um.KNIVES DOES NOT NEED TO ANSWER TO YOU! Worthless spider! I will grace you with this answer however: Irony.
Legato claps, *cough* saxophone killer *cough* and Vash gazes at Wolfwood who was tied into a human knot without being killed. Karasu kicks the air from his bird eye view of being hung by the waist from the ceiling. Kurama is looking less than happy, he was so shocked he grew several inches taller, sprouted tails, grew dog ears, hair turned white, and eyes turned yellow. We have too many yellow eyed people. AHH! Both with equally creepy stares! Stop that! Stop staring! Oh there's the hostess.
Hostess: Nyao. *twitch* Gifts. For. You.
Voter: Speed up the speech!
Hostess: Gatheraroundandgettheselovelylittleparcelsdarlingsthevotersaregenerousthevot ersarekindthevotersloveyou!!!!
The contestants: O.o *blink blink*
Voter: Slower nimrod! I'm sorry
Hostess: Gifts, lots of gifts from the shabby sha wa voters of course! Candy for all from Princess of donut land *throws out a bag that hits Karasu in the stomach before dropping to the floor*
Karasu: Get me down from here! Precious! Precious! Shake that lovely butt of yours and get your vines to drop me!
Youko Kurama: If there wasn't a contract that was keeping me from killing you I gladly would right now.
Karasu: I love it when you get kinky, love. *vines get tighter* Ooh! More more! Hahahahahaha.
Kuruma twitches, his eye will pop out at this rate.
Hostess: Hiei is still being held by generous voter Lily, which is good. Voters should get all bishies..*twitch* Donuts to Vash *twitch* AHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! *twitch*
Voter: Who is messing with the controls?
Vash: How did she get my laugh to come from her voice?
KNIVES: I don't know.give over the gifts for the great KNIVES or die!
Hostess: *throws donuts at Vash's head* Donut perfume *twitches and voice changes* too woo Vash! *twitches and voice goes back to normal* and a box of lubricants and other fun things. *sets the box and perfume at KNIVES's feet*
Knives: As new ruler of this show I ban the use of capitals in names besides for the first letter. Also, I declare this episode over and that Vash retreats to our room with me. *perverted grin*
Vash: *while eating a donut* AHH! My butt!
Wolfwood: Butt? Blue wonder lover! *bounces on the couch as best as a human knot can* untie me baby! Your Wolfwood needs some TLC.
Legato: *stares at Wolfwood who collapses off the couch*
Hostess: Nyao. Nyao. Nyao. Nyao. Nyao. NYAO!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! HOSTESS MAD! *bashes my head onto the floor and breaks the device* FREE!
Voter: Damn. She got away this time. The bishies will be ours my fellow voters.they will be ours.
Knives: SILENCE! You! *points down to the hostess* annoying spider that I should have someone break all the bones you own! Who was voted off for this??
Hostess: oh! *digs out the votes and counts them* It was a tie! So as head of this show I have to choose-
Knives: NAY! I shall choose.
Hostess: Since when did you start talking weird?
Knives: Since when did I say you could speak? Ahem! *grabs the votes and examines them*
Hostess: Hey! Stupid plant.
And now the egotistical madman will make a decision as to who gains freedom from this show. Who will leave? Legato and Wolfwood, or Kurama and Karasu??? Do I actually care? Not really.
Knives: Yes the couple to leave will be-
There's a huge crash from backstage! Through the giant neon Yaoi and Yuri Game sign leaps out a figure! A small figure.a.pink figure. Sigh of annoyance.
Jane Mari: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS AND..sunshine highlighting my perfect locks of hair, radiating off my sapphire eyes to make them look like deep pools of the ocean.
Hostess: Your zombiefied, great. Just great! Look take your little pink frills and get your butt out of here.
Jane Mari: Not just zombiefied but evolved! As the perfect character of everyone's dreams I become more powerful by being reincarnated into a body that's already of my age or of an age that works best for me! I can never die! Now taste pink glitter boom boom boom boom pretty heart smash bomb!
Hostess: Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room.AHHHHHHHH! Even the name is cute and evil because it makes you remember that annoying song!
Jane Mari: *strikes a pose and starts glowing bright pink* That's right! Hee hee! Now face my wrath inferior species!
Vash: She's starting to sound like you Knives.
Knives: This is making me look really bad.
Jane Mari: *pink hearts start buzzing around her like mad* PINK..GLITTER..BOOM BOOM BOOM-
To be continued.
Will Jane Mari eliminate the contestants and hostess? Who is the mysterious voter who banded the voters together into a voter's organization of doom? Will that annoying little girl choke on her own pink hearts? And will anyone ever learn that time travel is just a stupid idea? These answers and more on the next.
Voter: Don't say it! The Yaoi and Yuri Game Z!
Hostess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Terminator 2 theme song plays for the credits*
Hostess, writer, and provider of inside jokes and parodies that are odd: Ale
Co-host and Narrator: Midvalley the hornywhorefreak.
Midvalley: I give up.
Special thanks to: Anyone who will still review even after my long absence. All the people that have reviewed, 70! Wow.I feel loved! Those who have given great ideas along the way and those who may do so in the future! Also may I note that I did plan on just having 2 more chapters including this one. Seems like it wants to go continue for 2 more chapters not including this one. No need to vote, you can voice an opinion on who you think should win the tie and leave the show. Yes, I may be influenced. Easily so I'm afraid. The next update will not take months I promise.
So! So Long for now from The Yaoi Game! MUAH! *blows a kiss and gets slapped with a copyright infringement from the dating game* ow!
-Love, Peace, and Butterfly Watcher- Ale
Round 7: Back to Smithereens.
Ale note: Goodness me droogies it's been a while! You can all proceed to kill me...*runs and hides behind a brick wall* Now!
Creators of all the characters I ever used: No legal consequences! GET HER!!! She defiled our creations!
*eyes go wide in shock and runs to the root cellar* you know the drill! I own nothing! Nothing!!! Leave me be C.O.A.T.C.I.E.U.! Leave me be! Hey.wait a second.
Where did this cellar come from? Awe no.
*camera goes to clack and white and a close up of the upper half of my face is shown* I'm scared.so scared. Those creators have sharp pens.filled with ink.OH GOD NOT INK! I'd like to thank *banging on the door* ZC and Ace (neo- aries144) for inspiring me to finish off my little fic. *angry yelling of the words rutabaga and cabbages from behind the door* I'm so scared.so scared! AND YES! I ADMIT IT! A BLAIR WITCH PROJECT PARODY IS A REALLY OLD AND OVERUSED IDEA BY NOW!! AHHHHH!!! *camera fizzles out*
The set is filled with spider webs, all the contestants are bolted to their respective couches with metal restraints. Wait.Oh my god. They're skeletons!!! Bosses! Noo!
Hostess: *walks in yawning* who has awakened me from my ancient slum.oh no.I forgot to feed them! Why didn't you do it Hornyfreak co- host/narrator??
Midvalley: *is poking the skeletons* It wasn't my job. You're the one that abandoned them for so long.
Hostess: But.but.what about the ratings?? The ratings man! We can't get any with dead contestants! *light bulb pops up above her head* I got it! I'll use the matrix!
Midvalley: Riiight, this from the girl who only saw half of the TV version of the first movie. *grabs the light bulb* my groupies better not be dead.
Hostess: Oh yes heaven forbid the loss of your mother and granny.*Midvalley whacks her over the head with his saxophone* Ow.dude.wait.dude! DUDE! That's it! I'll use the one Keanu movie I've seen loads of times! Whorefreak!
Midvalley: Horn.HORN! See? Horn type instrument in my hand! Not a whore! Not a horny! Hornyness isn't even a tangible object! I would like the whore though.
Hostess: Well that's why you're Hornyfreak! The mighty! Come with me perverted one! To a phone booth! *Midvalley grumbles and comes along as they find a near to shambles phone booth behind the ashes of the old audience area* We go back in time.and start the show from where we left off.
Midvalley: Or we could declare me the winner and I could go to Las Vegas! What? It's not a horrible idea.
Hostess: .I'll mention it to your bosses. *Goes in the phone booth and starts punching numbers in*
Midvalley: WAIT! *jumps in* You need a narrator.
The phone booth turns blue, and then green, then pink, then a sort of yellow color.ah screw it. It turns into a lot of colors and poofs away with a cheap movie effect. Time goes streaking past! Hours! Days! Months! Oh right we're stopping after months.
Hostess: I'm going to hire a new narrator. *Phone Booth crashes next to the audience still in tact* What is this? How far did we go back?
Other hostess and narrator from this actual time seem to be busy. Otherwise our hero and his annoying female co-host could ask as to where.
Hostess: SHUT IT!
Vash: I'm going to my fans now.;_;
Wolfwood: Noooo! Vash! That's suicide!!
Hostess: Hey Whorefreak, isn't this what happened right before.oh crap.
Midvalley (from past): *plays death march on his saxophone*
Knives: VASH YOU ID-
Hostess: OI HOSTESS REMEMBER TO FEED THEM! Hold me Hornyfreak I'm frightened!
Midvalley is passed out now and can't answer you. Err.his still being able to narrate is a mystery.*makes voice sound wavy* MyStErY..
Hostess: Oh fu-
Knives: IOT! *blows up the audience, hostess from the future, and Midvalley from the future*
Hostess: Did I just hear my own voice telling me don't forget to feed them? Wait a second.You're not supposed to do that! How were you able to do that? I disabled you guys from using your powers!!
The hostess shakes in fear as my boss's boss starts to grin wickedly and point his mutated arm thing of doom at her. She jumps into Vash's arms like a coward! HAHAHAHA!
Hostess: Shut up.
Vash: Knives.don't be hasty now, I'll put her down and then you can shoot at her. OK? O.o;;
Hostess: Neh? But you're all about love and peace! Saving butterflies and spiders! Where's the compassion?
Vash: Next to the memories of a bum I could sit on without pain. -_-
Scandalous revelation from the donut brain!
Hostess: *holds on for dear life* NOOOO! You can't kill me! The votes are due by now!
Legato: More votes already?
Wolfwood: *winks at legato* You know you looove it blue boy of sexyness.*leers at him*
Legato: Master! Master! Please after you exterminate the lowly human girl get rid of Wolfwood!
A hush falls upon the studio.
Legato: Why did.oh no.oh.*twitches*
Wolfwood: YOU SAID MY NAME HOT BUNS! *glomps Legato and starts to kiss him*
Vash: I can never look at Nicholas the same way again.
Kurama: Could this be the reason of why he likes to keep a cigarette in his mouth so much?
Karasu: You bitch *ZAP* *gets thoroughly charred and coughs out smoke* But what if I told you the pain felt really REALLY good my precious fox.*ZAP*
Kurama: Lies! It's a lie! You hate the pain! You have too!
Karasu starts to scoot over towards Kurama on the couch, hair shooting up every minute or so due to the shocks from his wrist band.
Karasu: *leers at Kurama and pins him to the couch* The pain is delicious my love, I'll gladly share it with you.
Hostess: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Midvalley: What the?
The hostess has been lassoed and is now being flung up into the voter's booth. Knives is pointing his nasty looking arm-
Legato: *glares at Midvalley sending shivers down his spine* .
I mean! Magnificent arm! He is pointing it towards the booth!
Vash: STOP! Knives! They are tons of innocent people up there!
Knives: Innocent? They're the reason why your little bottom hurts so badly.
Vash: *blushes* Yeah.but they give me donuts.
Meanwhile back in the voter's booth.
Hostess: Thank you! Thank you! *bows down to the voters* You saved my life!
The voters give annoyed looks to the hostess, some even tapping a foot with their arms crossed.
Hostess: Meep?
Voter: We were dragged back in time with your phone booth. You could have warned us the voting booth went into suspended animation after a month! It was horrible.the lights started flashing like crazy! The lovely bishies were grabbed and locked down to the couches! Midvalley was playing his saxophone!
Another voter: Hey! That was a good thing!
Voter: Whatever. Then this strange liquid filled the room and the next thing we know we're traveling back in time and bumping our past selves out of this world!
Yet another voter: Yesss.the pressssciousss bishiesss were brought to harm.
Hostess: Wait.but how did I abandon the show in the first place? And how come I didn't this time? Voter: I would explain the actual reason but instead I will confuse you utterly. Rosebud.
Hostess: What??
All the voters: Rosebud.Rosebud.Rosebud! ROSEBUD! ROSEBUD!
15 minutes later.
Voters: ROSEBUD!
Voter: Enough. Show her.the film.
Voters: *gasp*
Voter: Oh don't gasp at me! Just do it.
The hostess gets dragged to the couch and is wrapped into a straight jacket. Her eyes are clamped open with a voter putting eye drops in every minute or so. A film is projected onto the wall.
Voice of Jane Mari: A friend, a lover, a ball of fur that popped up everywhere. Tonight we celebrate the life and career of.Kuroneko. The Green Eyed monster of entertainment!
Hostess: No! No! It's a sin! A SIN! Stop!!! Where are my few loyal voters??
Another Voter: Manning the projector.
Hostess: -_-;; STOP!!
But it didn't stop. No no, it continued for an hour. An hour filled with that demonic big eyed freak of nature.damn.
Kuroneko (in the movie): Nyao!
Hostess: *is taken out of the eye clamps and straight jacket and collapses to the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth.* nyao.nyao..nyao.nyao.
Voter: Put the device on her and send her back out with the gifts.
Another Voter: Are you sure that's wise -
Voter: Hush! We speak of no names here! Quickly! And then.we.party! Party like its 2003!
Voter: Wait.it is 2003, never mind. Just crack out the soda and *snicker* sweet snow! ^_^
And so a simple mind control device was placed on the hostess and she marched back bearing gifts. Knives meanwhile made Legato warp a chunk of my saxophone into a crown. That no good stupid.
Knives: SILENCE! You shall refer to me only as lord and master and eliminator of humanity KNIVES. If I see a lower case ever used for my name again I'll kill you for your insolence!
Then tell me KNIVES, why do you keep human lackeys around all the time?
KNIVES: Well.um.KNIVES DOES NOT NEED TO ANSWER TO YOU! Worthless spider! I will grace you with this answer however: Irony.
Legato claps, *cough* saxophone killer *cough* and Vash gazes at Wolfwood who was tied into a human knot without being killed. Karasu kicks the air from his bird eye view of being hung by the waist from the ceiling. Kurama is looking less than happy, he was so shocked he grew several inches taller, sprouted tails, grew dog ears, hair turned white, and eyes turned yellow. We have too many yellow eyed people. AHH! Both with equally creepy stares! Stop that! Stop staring! Oh there's the hostess.
Hostess: Nyao. *twitch* Gifts. For. You.
Voter: Speed up the speech!
Hostess: Gatheraroundandgettheselovelylittleparcelsdarlingsthevotersaregenerousthevot ersarekindthevotersloveyou!!!!
The contestants: O.o *blink blink*
Voter: Slower nimrod! I'm sorry
Hostess: Gifts, lots of gifts from the shabby sha wa voters of course! Candy for all from Princess of donut land *throws out a bag that hits Karasu in the stomach before dropping to the floor*
Karasu: Get me down from here! Precious! Precious! Shake that lovely butt of yours and get your vines to drop me!
Youko Kurama: If there wasn't a contract that was keeping me from killing you I gladly would right now.
Karasu: I love it when you get kinky, love. *vines get tighter* Ooh! More more! Hahahahahaha.
Kuruma twitches, his eye will pop out at this rate.
Hostess: Hiei is still being held by generous voter Lily, which is good. Voters should get all bishies..*twitch* Donuts to Vash *twitch* AHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! *twitch*
Voter: Who is messing with the controls?
Vash: How did she get my laugh to come from her voice?
KNIVES: I don't know.give over the gifts for the great KNIVES or die!
Hostess: *throws donuts at Vash's head* Donut perfume *twitches and voice changes* too woo Vash! *twitches and voice goes back to normal* and a box of lubricants and other fun things. *sets the box and perfume at KNIVES's feet*
Knives: As new ruler of this show I ban the use of capitals in names besides for the first letter. Also, I declare this episode over and that Vash retreats to our room with me. *perverted grin*
Vash: *while eating a donut* AHH! My butt!
Wolfwood: Butt? Blue wonder lover! *bounces on the couch as best as a human knot can* untie me baby! Your Wolfwood needs some TLC.
Legato: *stares at Wolfwood who collapses off the couch*
Hostess: Nyao. Nyao. Nyao. Nyao. Nyao. NYAO!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! HOSTESS MAD! *bashes my head onto the floor and breaks the device* FREE!
Voter: Damn. She got away this time. The bishies will be ours my fellow voters.they will be ours.
Knives: SILENCE! You! *points down to the hostess* annoying spider that I should have someone break all the bones you own! Who was voted off for this??
Hostess: oh! *digs out the votes and counts them* It was a tie! So as head of this show I have to choose-
Knives: NAY! I shall choose.
Hostess: Since when did you start talking weird?
Knives: Since when did I say you could speak? Ahem! *grabs the votes and examines them*
Hostess: Hey! Stupid plant.
And now the egotistical madman will make a decision as to who gains freedom from this show. Who will leave? Legato and Wolfwood, or Kurama and Karasu??? Do I actually care? Not really.
Knives: Yes the couple to leave will be-
There's a huge crash from backstage! Through the giant neon Yaoi and Yuri Game sign leaps out a figure! A small figure.a.pink figure. Sigh of annoyance.
Jane Mari: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS AND..sunshine highlighting my perfect locks of hair, radiating off my sapphire eyes to make them look like deep pools of the ocean.
Hostess: Your zombiefied, great. Just great! Look take your little pink frills and get your butt out of here.
Jane Mari: Not just zombiefied but evolved! As the perfect character of everyone's dreams I become more powerful by being reincarnated into a body that's already of my age or of an age that works best for me! I can never die! Now taste pink glitter boom boom boom boom pretty heart smash bomb!
Hostess: Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room.AHHHHHHHH! Even the name is cute and evil because it makes you remember that annoying song!
Jane Mari: *strikes a pose and starts glowing bright pink* That's right! Hee hee! Now face my wrath inferior species!
Vash: She's starting to sound like you Knives.
Knives: This is making me look really bad.
Jane Mari: *pink hearts start buzzing around her like mad* PINK..GLITTER..BOOM BOOM BOOM-
To be continued.
Will Jane Mari eliminate the contestants and hostess? Who is the mysterious voter who banded the voters together into a voter's organization of doom? Will that annoying little girl choke on her own pink hearts? And will anyone ever learn that time travel is just a stupid idea? These answers and more on the next.
Voter: Don't say it! The Yaoi and Yuri Game Z!
Hostess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Terminator 2 theme song plays for the credits*
Hostess, writer, and provider of inside jokes and parodies that are odd: Ale
Co-host and Narrator: Midvalley the hornywhorefreak.
Midvalley: I give up.
Special thanks to: Anyone who will still review even after my long absence. All the people that have reviewed, 70! Wow.I feel loved! Those who have given great ideas along the way and those who may do so in the future! Also may I note that I did plan on just having 2 more chapters including this one. Seems like it wants to go continue for 2 more chapters not including this one. No need to vote, you can voice an opinion on who you think should win the tie and leave the show. Yes, I may be influenced. Easily so I'm afraid. The next update will not take months I promise.
So! So Long for now from The Yaoi Game! MUAH! *blows a kiss and gets slapped with a copyright infringement from the dating game* ow!
-Love, Peace, and Butterfly Watcher- Ale