Hi everyone! ^____^ I'm a new authoress so don't flame me to bad. I can finally post my own insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope no one's too OOC. Any and all flames will be used to slow roast Kuwabara!!!!! ^_____^

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Inu-Yasha  and I'm just borrowing Kurama (hugs) *shifty eyes* without any intention to return him.

Here's the lowdown on my character.

Name: Kia Fang

Hair: Gold

Eyes: Emerald green

Age: 16 or 456

Blood: Half cat demon half  ? (wouldn't you like to know)

Gender: Female

Best Friend: Kagome

Anyway, on with the ficcy!  ^____^

Never Give A Hanyou The Map

Three cloaked figures sat in a boat bound for, Kami only knows, arguing. "Okay, who gave Inu-Baka the map?!?!?!?" the middle figure asked. "I didn't," the smallest figure said, "He took it!" "Are you sure this is the right way?" the middle figure asked the tallest one. "Of course it is," he replied. "How do you know?" "I call it Hanyou instinct" The two smaller figures looked at each other and said simultaneously, "We're doomed"

(on the island where the Dark Tournament is taking place)

"Where the hell is Urameshi? He should have been here by now!" Kuwabara yelled to no one in particular. "Relax Kuwabara, I'm here," the black-haired teen said as he appeared. "Did you get some more people to be on our team? We need seven fighters, remember?" Hiei asked. "Unfortunately, I only found one other person," Yusuke replied, "That makes five. We still need two more! What are we gonna do?!?!?!?!"

(back on the boat)

"Hey look, an island!" the smallest figure (Kagome) exclaimed, "Maybe we can ask for directions." "Good idea, Kagome!" the middle figure (Kia my OC) said. "Feh, I think we should keep going," the tallest one (Inu-Yasha) retorted. "Yeah, last time we followed your directions we ended up in Saloon and if I have to listen to one more justice speech…" Kia said. " Well if you guys had taken a left at Nerima like I said…" " Oh don't even go there, Dog-Boy!!! I'm still recovering from shock from when that pigtailed boy screamed and ran away!!!" "Quit it you guys. We're almost there," Kagome said. When they got to the island, Kia's sharp hearing picked up the sound of people quarreling. " What are we supposed to do? If we can't get two more fighters we'll be disqualified!" *What's going on?* Kia thought. (A/N: These (*) are thoughts) As they approached the clearing, the people who where arguing came into sight. It appeared to be two young teenagers who were yelling at each other. Hiei and Kurama were the only one's who knew they were being watched. "Who's there?!" Hiei said and the three figures stepped out of the shadows. "Excuse me," Kagome pulled down her hood and asked, " Can you tell us where we are?" "Well sagira, I'm not sure what this island is called but I'm pretty sure you're not here for the tournament," Kurama said, "So why are you here?" "We kinda got lost because my 'friend' here can't read a map!" Kagome said pointing to Inu-Yasha. "Oh, I see. And you are?" Kurama asked. " I'm Kagome," she said, " and these are my friends Inu-Yasha and um… 'Kay'" Kagome didn't want to reveal Kia to them just yet because she knew many demons would probably make fun of her for being a girl and Kagome didn't want to make any enemies. "Feh," Inu-Yasha said by way of a 'Hi'. "Charmed," Kia said in a deeper tone than her usual light voice. "Are you guys fighters?" Yusuke asked Kia and Inu-Yasha, "Oh by the way, I'm Yusuke and these are Hiei," "Hn" "Kuwabara," "Hi" " and Kurama." "Pleased to meet you."* KuramaWhere have I heard that name before?* "Yeah, we're fighters. Why do you want to know?" Kia asked. "We need two more fighters to be on our team or we'll be disqualified from the tournament," Yusuke replied, " Will you fight with us?"   " Sure, why not," Kia answered. "I guess," Inu-Yasha said, " I've got nothing better to do anyway."

So what do you guys think? Short, I know but I'll try to update everyday if people like it! I also have a poem on them for later. Next chapter, Kia's identity revealed!!!!  If there is a Japanese word you do not understand, ask in your review and I'll tell what it means in the next chapter! It will get funnier!!!

Ja! ^____^

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