Title: Of Fruit and Mischief
Author: Jaime
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo.
Characters: Frustrated!Nemo and Innocent!Jekyll, with a guest appearance of Wicked!Skinner.
A/N: Inspired by a friend's cosplay skit and a certain someone's birthday. Also by the song "Shy Gun" by Oda, which the lyrics Skinner is singing are from. ( Weird yet addicting song, it is. ) Seeing that other people were taking charge in the sap and fluff categories, I decided to give some humor. ^^ Sexual innuendos ahoy!
Happy Birthday lieuwecaritas!
Pinching the bridge of his nose, the great captain of the Nautilus walked down the halls of his ship in a rather frustrated manner. Ever since Skinner had discovered that Nemo and Jekyll had become more or less of an item, the good captain had not heard the end of it. The invisible man insisted upon dropping sexual innuendos and jokes throughout the day, and it was a miracle that Nemo had not shot several holes in that invisible body already. Because of the man, he had not seen Henry in private for the past few days.
He headed towards the dining room, figuring no one was using it at this time. He needed the peace and quiet that an empty room offered. Unfortunately, he had assumed wrong. There was already an occupant in the room.
Doctor Henry Jekyll was sitting at one of the dining tables, scribbling down things on a piece of what used to be blank paper. Or he was. Currently, he was peeling the peel of a banana and had just put his mouth on it when he heard the doors to the room open.
Nemo froze. All those jokes and innuendos that Skinner had told him came back in a rush.
Jekyll removed the offending ( to Nemo ) fruit from his mouth as he turned to see who was at the door. He allowed a shy smile to surface on his normally distressed-looking face at who he had found.
"Captain Nemo."
"Dr. Jekyll," Nemo tried his best to maintain his composure. "I didn't expect to find anyone here."
"Oh, well...I had gotten somewhat hungry and had come down here. Seeing that no one else was here, I decided that I could work while I eat here," came the polite return. "I hope it isn't of inconvenience to you..."
"No, not at all," the captain managed to reply. "But if you'll excuse me, I have remembered a task I must tend to..." And with that, Nemo turned on his heels and exited the dining room.
Henry blinked and tilted his head to the side, watching as the captain departed. He then set down his banana by his paperwork before he followed the good captain out the door to see what was the problem.
A few minutes later, several...peculiar noises could be heard from the captain's cabin.
***
"Love is a loaded gun..." Came the singing voice from the seemingly empty halls as a banana jumped up and down by itself down the hall. Ah, how beautifully his plan had worked.
It seemed that Nemo would be Skinner's choice of entertainment for a while.
Author: Jaime
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo.
Characters: Frustrated!Nemo and Innocent!Jekyll, with a guest appearance of Wicked!Skinner.
A/N: Inspired by a friend's cosplay skit and a certain someone's birthday. Also by the song "Shy Gun" by Oda, which the lyrics Skinner is singing are from. ( Weird yet addicting song, it is. ) Seeing that other people were taking charge in the sap and fluff categories, I decided to give some humor. ^^ Sexual innuendos ahoy!
Happy Birthday lieuwecaritas!
Pinching the bridge of his nose, the great captain of the Nautilus walked down the halls of his ship in a rather frustrated manner. Ever since Skinner had discovered that Nemo and Jekyll had become more or less of an item, the good captain had not heard the end of it. The invisible man insisted upon dropping sexual innuendos and jokes throughout the day, and it was a miracle that Nemo had not shot several holes in that invisible body already. Because of the man, he had not seen Henry in private for the past few days.
He headed towards the dining room, figuring no one was using it at this time. He needed the peace and quiet that an empty room offered. Unfortunately, he had assumed wrong. There was already an occupant in the room.
Doctor Henry Jekyll was sitting at one of the dining tables, scribbling down things on a piece of what used to be blank paper. Or he was. Currently, he was peeling the peel of a banana and had just put his mouth on it when he heard the doors to the room open.
Nemo froze. All those jokes and innuendos that Skinner had told him came back in a rush.
Jekyll removed the offending ( to Nemo ) fruit from his mouth as he turned to see who was at the door. He allowed a shy smile to surface on his normally distressed-looking face at who he had found.
"Captain Nemo."
"Dr. Jekyll," Nemo tried his best to maintain his composure. "I didn't expect to find anyone here."
"Oh, well...I had gotten somewhat hungry and had come down here. Seeing that no one else was here, I decided that I could work while I eat here," came the polite return. "I hope it isn't of inconvenience to you..."
"No, not at all," the captain managed to reply. "But if you'll excuse me, I have remembered a task I must tend to..." And with that, Nemo turned on his heels and exited the dining room.
Henry blinked and tilted his head to the side, watching as the captain departed. He then set down his banana by his paperwork before he followed the good captain out the door to see what was the problem.
A few minutes later, several...peculiar noises could be heard from the captain's cabin.
***
"Love is a loaded gun..." Came the singing voice from the seemingly empty halls as a banana jumped up and down by itself down the hall. Ah, how beautifully his plan had worked.
It seemed that Nemo would be Skinner's choice of entertainment for a while.