KNY: Hi, ya'll I'm back!!! * insert maniacal laughter * BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem… I've been at Kagomefan's house for the past few days so I haven't updated in a while! Gomen! This chapter will have a description of Kia. Anyway, I want to thank InuMiko, KoorimeHiei, Kagomefan, Wolf Hanyou and crissy dowie for reviewing. Thank you so much!!!! ^______________^ Yes, Crissy, there will be Jin and the rest of the IY gang. I haven't gotten any flames yet! Yayness! ^___^ But since I didn't get any flames, I can't slow roast Kuwabaka and the fox lady. T____T Oh well, I can torture them with sharp, pointy objects! ^________________________^ * grins evilly * =D

Disclaimer:

Kagomefan: (my BFF) say it

KNY: (me) NO, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME SAY THOSE EVIL WORDS!!!!!!

KF: SAY IT!!!!!!!

KNY: fine… I OWN YU YU HAKUSHO AND INU-YASHA!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KF: No she doesn't!!!! Just ignore her!!!!!!!! Please Kami-Sama get me out of here…

KNY: Anyway, on with the ficcy! ^___^

(thanks KoorimeHiei for the help =))

this, (…), is me interrupting and annoying the heck out of you all. ^____^

(*… *) thoughts

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(Spirit World HQ)

The demonic angel known as Lord Nikokouro (I just made that up. I have no clue what it means) paced restlessly.

He was waiting for his new assignment in the angel's boardroom and he was nervous.

It was to be his first big assignment and he had a reputation of not exactly being the best angel, but he was by nature a demon. What else could they expect?

When he got his assignment sheet, he paled.

He was assigned to keep an eye on his own daughter!

Apparently, she had encountered some interesting demons and King Enma wanted to be sure of what they were doing.

The great Demon Lord of the South sighed and got out his magical pond and went to work. (This will make more sense later)

(Back on the island)

"Y-You mean to tell me that fighter that we just saw beat the tar out of Gokiou is this, this girl?!?!?!" Yusuke yelled once his brain started functioning again.

 "Yeah, what of it?" she replied, mildly insulted.

 "It just wasn't what we were expecting that's all," Kurama said though he was just recovering from the shock too.

"So this is what you look like without your cloak, Kia?" Inu-Yasha asked.

"Yep, Kagome is the only person who's seen me for real before today."

Kurama was trying to get a good look at this formidable girl.

She was wearing cream-colored, silk pants and shirt similar to his own, with a green over tunic with a golden cat printed on it. Her unruly, golden mane was tied back in a twisted braid tied at the end with a big, green bow. Her eyes were large and innocent and colored so brilliant a green they put emeralds to shame. Her body and facial features looked fragile and delicate, but there was fluidity and grace in her cat-like motions that suggested that she was not someone to be taken lightly. In short, she was lethally lovely.

*What a beauty… * Kurama thought and mentally blushed * Where'd that thought come from?!?!?!?!*

Hiei's danger sense went up several notches as he looked at her but of course, he thought she was an attractive girl too. She was the only person he feared. This infuriated him and at the same time delighted him.

"So, how old are you, Kia?" Yusuke asked slyly.

"In your nigen years, I guess I'd be about 16," she replied, totally oblivious to the fact that Yusuke was hitting on her. (FYI: Kia isn't stupid, just naive)

"Ah…," Yusuke said just like a satisfied male learning something interesting.

Kurama and Hiei desperately restrained from growling at Yusuke's tone of voice.

"Well, we better get registered at our hotel," Inu-Yasha suggested.

"Good idea, Inu! " Kia replied.

"Don't call me 'Inu'!" Inu-Yasha growled.

"Oh, okay, INU-CHAN," Kia said and laughed as she dodged Inu-Yasha's furious claw swipe.

"KAGOME!!!!!" came a small, excited voice from the hotel door.

Kagome laughed as Shippo tackled her happily.

"Ho, Lady Kagome," Miroku said.

"It's good to see you too, Miroku," Kagome replied.

Just then, Miroku caught sight of Kia and grabbed her hands in his usual way.

"And who is this fair maid?" he asked.

"Hello, I'm Kia," she said politely to this strange man.

Then Kia noticed his hand in a VERY inappropriate place.

Miroku then looked into her eyes and gasped.

Her eyes were green, wide, beautiful… and very, very angry.

"HENTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried and pulled out a mallet and smacked him into the upper stratosphere.

Everyone except Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Sango, and Shippo: O______O

Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Sango, and Shippo: "He had it coming…"

Kia then calmly slipped the mallet into her sleeve.

"How can that fit in your sleeve?" Yusuke asked weakly.

"It went into 'Malletspace'!" Kia said proudly.

" 'Malletspace'? ," Yusuke asked.

"It's kinda like a really big pocket in my sleeve," she explained.

"What else is in there?" Kagome asked.

"Well, let's see," and with that Kia reached into her sleeve and pulled out:

"My mallet,

Some smaller mallets,

Various large and pointy things,

My journal,

Pens,

A change of clothes,

A swimsuit,

My algebra homework,

Many items later…

"And a cheese sandwich!" she finished triumphantly.

"Why the cheese sandwich?" Yusuke asked.

"'Cause I'm hungry," she answered, taking a bite of it.

Everyone: ^___^UUUUUUU REALLY big sweatdrop.

(Hell)

A pleased smirk slid across the demon known as Anak's face.

His son had finally had an interest in a female!

And not just any female! He was wise to choose this particular girl, as she was the youngest daughter of the Great Demon Lord of the South.

She was royalty!!!! 

He was beginning to fear that his bloodline might die out, but with his son and his 'mate-to-be' his bloodline was secure.

There was just one problem.

His son was horribly shy around the female gender!

He guessed he'd just have to help his son out a little, and with an evil cackle, he went to work.

Still not too much romance, eh? Maybe I should change the category to humor/action/adventure. Just who's father is messing with his son's love life? And how will Kia's father react to this meddling? You'll have to wait until the next chapter to find out! Anyway, review and tell me what you think! I'll try to update more often than I have but I hope to have more fanfics out!

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