"I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now- -except you Mark.
You have giant boobs and I doubt you're 18. Do you have a note from your
Mom?"-Tom
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The Not-So-Real Breakup
"You WHAT?" Asked Ron with his eyes popping out of his head. Harry was sitting at the foot of his bed telling him about what had just happened downstairs. "Okay, explain this to me again. It's just you and Sabrina downstairs on the couch all alone in the common room. You two are making out and she starts tugging on your shirt meaning, she wants you to take it off just in case you didn't know. Then all of a sudden you stop and tell her even though you like her a lot, you still fancy Cho? What is your problem?"
"What did I do?" Harry asked in a whisper not to disturb his other roommates\.
"It's more of what you didn't do. You had her right where you wanted her! You could've had sex with a beautiful girl who obviously fancies you enough to want to sleep with you. But no, Harry can't give in to temptation. Would it hurt if you slept with her?"
"It would've hurt Cho." Harry said diligently. Ron rolled his eyes.
"Harry, listen to me. You have to get over her. You two broke up ages ago! She's had boyfriends since then. Get on with your life!"
"Yes, but why did she leave when Sabrina kissed me then? She obviously still has feelings for me and I have feelings for her too."
"But you have feelings for Sabrina too." Said Ron.
"I know. What am I going to do? I've got to gorgeous women who fancy me and I can't make up my mind."
"Well you're going to have to because if either one of them finds out about the other, then they'll have a huge catfight; which in reality isn't all that bad." Ron said with a smirk. Harry rolled his eyes.
At the same time in the girls dormitory, everyone was up. Sabrina was sitting on her bed crying as Hermione sat next to her comforting her. "God I'm so stupid! Why does this always happen to me." Sabrina said trying to dry her tears.
"Don't blame yourself, Harry's not that well trained in these types of situations." Hermione said thinking of something quickly.
"He said he still likes Cho."
"No!" Lavender shouted.
"Yes! And the worst part is he kept giving me all of these mixed signals. First he was telling me that he liked me and how beautiful I was and a couple of minutes later, he stopped and says he still likes his ex- girlfriend."
"That's it, I'm going to go kick is ass." Parvati said getting up and walking out of the room. She walked all the way to the boy's dormitories and banged on their door. Harry and Ron were still talking and looked up. Seamus, who was closest to the door, got up sleepily and opened it. He smiled.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? It seems like Parvati needs some late night loving."
"In your dreams. Where's Harry?" She said with her arms crossed.
"I'll get him." He said as he turned to face the guys. "Hey Harry, Parvati needs to talk to you."
"Oh god, not another girl." Said Harry standing up and going to the door. Ron laughed. "What?" He said to Parvati extremely annoyed.
"I hope you're happy!" She said trying to contain her anger.
"Happy about what?" He said utterly confused. She rolled her eyes.
"About Sabrina you jackass! God, how thick could you be? She's upstairs bawling right now because she practically put herself on a silver platter for you and you turned her down. Why don't you like her?"
"I don't dislike her." Said honestly.
"So you like her?"
"No, I mean, yes, I mean.ugh, I don't know. Isn't there a better time that we could talk about this?"
"No, I think that right after turning down a girl that was about to have sex with you is the best time."
"Harry, you almost had sex with Sabrina?" Dean asked sitting up from his bed. Harry knew then that everyone must be up now.
"Dean, just be quiet. Listen Parvati, I'll talk to her tomorrow. I promise. You can tell her I said that. I just really need to rest."
"Fine then. I just hope you know what you're doing." Said Parvati looking him straight in the eye. She turned around silently and walked back down to the common room. Harry slammed the door and yelled out of frustration.
"Why can't it just be like when we were in second year, uh? It gets so freaking complicated with all of this." Harry said walking back to his bed.
"Harry, I would shut up if I were you. Do you know how lucky you are?" Seamus said sitting up in his bed. "Right now, you have someone that cares about you. For god's sake she was going to let you grope her! Do you have any comprehension how many guys would kill for a woman like that?"
"What are you talking about? Weren't you listening? I made her cry!"
"Forget it Seamus, he doesn't get it. Maybe a good night's sleep will help." Ron said looking at Seamus.
"Fine then but just to let you know, Sabrina is the hottest girl in our year and every man I know would love to have her." He said just before pulling his drawings of his bed. Ron, Dean, and Neville who had been up watching did the same. Harry lied back on his bed and soon followed. If only I had someone to talk to that knew how to handle these situations. If only I had my Dad. He thought just before falling into a dreamless sleep.
The next morning he woke up to find his dormitory empty. He got dressed and ready for class still frustrated and thinking about last night. He went down to the common room to see if anyone was there but found something else interesting on the message board. He read the new notice carefully to make sure he wasn't stuck in some giant nightmare. "Oh no." He said out loud. There was going to be a dance next Friday. That only meant one thing to him, he had to bring a date, or rather choose a date. He walked to Great Hall and over to his friends. There he saw Hermione talking with Sabrina, Lavender, Parvati, and Ginny. Ron was with Neville on the other side of the long table. Harry could tell that the events of last night spread around the school when everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him. He quickly went to Ron and sat down. "Ron, how do all of these people know? It's not even 9 am yet!"
"Must've been the girls mate. Neville and I didn't tell anyone." He looked over at the girls who seemed to be ignoring him. "Did you see that notice about the dance yet?"
"Yeah." Harry said with a sigh helping himself to some bacon.
"So you are you going to take?" Asked Neville.
"I don't know. I really like Cho still but Sabrina she's so." Harry sighed. "What am I going to do?"
"I don't know but you better think of something quick because Cho's coming over here." Ron said.
"What?" Harry's mind was racing. He knew she was coming over to ask him about Sabrina. How was he going to choose? Which ever one kissed me best, Harry thought. No I can't do that, someone will find out then they'll kill me for being a pig. Oh no.
"Harry, I just wanted to let you know something that all of the girls in this school think. We think you're- -"
"Yeah I know. I'm a horrible human being and you all want to kill me. Don't worry, I got attacked last night." Said Harry looking at her. She softened up a bit.
"You did? Oh, well then. So I guess you and her broke up last night then?" Cho said hoping that they did brake up.
"We were never together. That time you saw us kiss was just something Sabrina thought would make you stop staring." He said earnestly. She looked happy for a moment then embarrassed.
"Oh, you saw me? I guess I was a little obvious. I saw you guys boarding the train together and I guess I was just."
"Jealous." Harry finished. She looked at him and nodded. "Hey Cho, do you think maybe we could do something one day? Just the two of us?"
"Harry, we already tried that, remember? It didn't work out."
"I know but who says it won't this time. Come on, please just one more chance." Pleaded Harry. She looked at him and smiled then sighed.
"Alright, if it means that much to you. When do you want to get together?" She asked. Harry was estatic. She had actually agreed and this time he had made the first move.
"Friday I guess; if the weather's okay. Meet me at the beech tree by the lake." Harry said quickly thinking of something.
"Okay then, see you Harry." Said Cho as she walked away. Harry smiled
"Bye."
"Nice Harry. Very nice." Ron said clapping. "Now what about Sabrina?"
"What about her?" Asked Harry trying to finish his breakfast.
"You have to tell her that you're going on a date with Cho. Jesus Harry even I know that and I've never had a girlfriend or been on a date before." Neville said. Harry looked at his two friends.
"Why do I have to tell her? It's none of her business." Harry stated taking a bite of his muffin.
"She'll deal with it better if she hears it from you. If someone else tells her it might get twisted around." Ron said.
"When should I tell her?" Harry asked with his mouth full of food.
"How about now?" Said Ron. "And not to sound too much like Hermione but chew your food before telling her." Harry threw the rest of his muffin at Ron and got up and over to where the girls were sitting. He stood there for a moment waiting for them to stop chatting and one of them to notice him. Lavender looked up and stopped talking.
"Well look who it is girls? It's Mr. I'm-too-good-for-her." Lavender said chicly.
"Come to say you love me then go and tell my sister Padma the same thing?" Said Parvati coldly.
"You two are blowing this way out of proportion!" Exclaimed Hermione. "You're being ridiculous."
"Ridiculous or not he treated Sabrina like crap." Lavender said to Hermione.
"You two know I'm right here, right?" Sabrina said annoyed. Lavender ignored her.
"But even if he did doesn't mean you have to treat him like crap!" Said Hermione. Harry rolled his eyes and put his hand on Sabrina's shoulder.
"Sabrina can we talk?"
"Sure, anything to get away from them." She said pointing to Parvati and Lavender. Sabrina and Harry walked out of the Great Hall and stood by the entrance.
"I'm sorry about last night. I didn't know you would react like that." Harry said cringing. He was expecting her to scream at him, but she didn't.
"Don't worry about it. I never meant for everyone to treat you the way they are. Lavender and Parvati need a life. And besides, I'll get over it. I just don't want anything to happen to our friendship. You're a great friend Harry, probably one of the best friends I've ever had."
"So you don't mind if we see other people? Because I've already set up a date with Cho." Said Harry. Wow, this conversation is going great! He thought.
"Not at all. I better get going. I got History of Magic today with the first years. I swear to god I'm going to be the only one in there who's actually gone threw puberty." She said rolling her eyes. Harry laughed and they smiled at each other.
"Have fun."
"Oh I will." She said with a wink. She started walking down the hallway and Harry couldn't help but to look at her bum. And to think I almost had that all to myself. Hermione and Ron walked out of the Great Hall and looked at him.
"So, how'd it go?" Hermione asked.
"Great. I told her about the date and everything's fine. We're still friends and everything." Said Harry smiling.
"Good because if you weren't I'd hate to have to choose between you guys and her. Sorry to say but I forgot what it's like to have a friend that's a girl."
"And what's wrong with us?" Ron asked looking at Hermione.
"Oh please! Do you think I really wanted to hear about the all of your dates and solve all of your women problems? Not that you have any, Ron." She said with a smirk. Ron looked down. He was obviously hurt.
"That was cold Hermione." Ron said then sped up the hallway catching up with Ernie MacMallin. Hermione looked as if she was about to say something to Ron then looked at Harry.
"What did I say?"
"You made him feel bad! You said he never had any dates and acted like girls would never be interested in him." Harry said stopping in the hallway. Hermione stopped with him.
"But he hasn't! Not one! I don't even think he has a crush on anyone."
"He does though." Harry started walking faster and faster trying to loose Hermione. He knew he shouldn't have let that slip. She eventually caught up with him.
"Wait, he has a crush? On who?" She asked. But the tone of voice she had asked it in was unfamiliar to Harry. She was acting very peculiar.
"I can't tell. I promised not to tell."
"Oh come on Harry, you tell me everything! Please? I'll do your Charms homework for a week." Harry knew now that something was definitely up. She would never in a million years offer to do someone else's homework in exchange for a piece of gossip.
"Fine you have to do my Charms homework for a week and tell me who you like." Harry said acting very smitten. Hermione sighed.
"Fine now tell me!"
"First you tell me."
"Alright but you have to promise me you won't tell anyone." Harry nodded. "Okay, I guess I have a little thing for Ron." Harry smiled. He had to tell Ron immediately. Hermione started going hysterical. "Harry, please, don't say a word about it to anyone. I've only told you so far so if I hear it from anyone else I'll hex you so bad you won't know what hit you."
"Fine I won't tell anyone."
"Good. Now who does Ron like?" Asked Hermione. Harry had to think of a girl fast.
"Um, remember Angelina from the Quidditch team last year?"
"He likes her?" Hermione asked extremely surprised.
"Yeah he, er, told me last year." Harry said shrugging. Hermione looked at him suspiciously.
"Oh. Well then." She said walking into the Herbology greenhouse. On the other side of the school, Sabrina was walking alone to her History of Magic class. Draco, who had just entered the same corridor saw her and took the opportunity.
"Potter must be mad." He said shaking his head.
"Oh no, not you." Sabrina said trying to ignore him.
"How could he pass up such a woman like you?" Said Malfoy honestly. Sabrina turned around and looked at him.
"You're just trying to get me into bed with you. I know what you're doing. Dozens of guys have tried before and none of them succeeded."
"But I'm not just any other guy."
"You're right, you're more annoying than them. Why do you care if Harry didn't go out with me, Draco?" Sabrina asked uncertain of Draco's answer.
"Because Potter's more of an asshole that I thought he was to pass up a beautiful, smart, sexy woman like you." Sabrina had to smile even though she tried not to. "Would you mind if I walked you to your next class?" She nodded and let him put his arm around her as Malfoy walked her to her class. As much as Sabrina didn't want to like him, she had to. He was everything she was looking for, even if he wasn't Harry. The two talked all the way there. When they arrived at the classroom, she leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. Sabrina walked into Professor Binn's room and turned around and gave him a very seductive look. He smiled to himself and walked to his next class.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ hehe, I felt like giving Harry trouble in this one and showing everyone how bitchy girls his age could be. I know Sabrina sounds like a slut compared to all of the other kids at Hogwarts but hey, someone's gotta be. And no, Sabrina is not the same Sabrina from Sabrina the Teenage Witch (That show used to rock back in 1999. TGIF forever) She's different. I hope no one gets confused by the quotes I use in the beginning, if anyone can tell me what CD the quotes are from MAD PROPS TO THEM!
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The Not-So-Real Breakup
"You WHAT?" Asked Ron with his eyes popping out of his head. Harry was sitting at the foot of his bed telling him about what had just happened downstairs. "Okay, explain this to me again. It's just you and Sabrina downstairs on the couch all alone in the common room. You two are making out and she starts tugging on your shirt meaning, she wants you to take it off just in case you didn't know. Then all of a sudden you stop and tell her even though you like her a lot, you still fancy Cho? What is your problem?"
"What did I do?" Harry asked in a whisper not to disturb his other roommates\.
"It's more of what you didn't do. You had her right where you wanted her! You could've had sex with a beautiful girl who obviously fancies you enough to want to sleep with you. But no, Harry can't give in to temptation. Would it hurt if you slept with her?"
"It would've hurt Cho." Harry said diligently. Ron rolled his eyes.
"Harry, listen to me. You have to get over her. You two broke up ages ago! She's had boyfriends since then. Get on with your life!"
"Yes, but why did she leave when Sabrina kissed me then? She obviously still has feelings for me and I have feelings for her too."
"But you have feelings for Sabrina too." Said Ron.
"I know. What am I going to do? I've got to gorgeous women who fancy me and I can't make up my mind."
"Well you're going to have to because if either one of them finds out about the other, then they'll have a huge catfight; which in reality isn't all that bad." Ron said with a smirk. Harry rolled his eyes.
At the same time in the girls dormitory, everyone was up. Sabrina was sitting on her bed crying as Hermione sat next to her comforting her. "God I'm so stupid! Why does this always happen to me." Sabrina said trying to dry her tears.
"Don't blame yourself, Harry's not that well trained in these types of situations." Hermione said thinking of something quickly.
"He said he still likes Cho."
"No!" Lavender shouted.
"Yes! And the worst part is he kept giving me all of these mixed signals. First he was telling me that he liked me and how beautiful I was and a couple of minutes later, he stopped and says he still likes his ex- girlfriend."
"That's it, I'm going to go kick is ass." Parvati said getting up and walking out of the room. She walked all the way to the boy's dormitories and banged on their door. Harry and Ron were still talking and looked up. Seamus, who was closest to the door, got up sleepily and opened it. He smiled.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? It seems like Parvati needs some late night loving."
"In your dreams. Where's Harry?" She said with her arms crossed.
"I'll get him." He said as he turned to face the guys. "Hey Harry, Parvati needs to talk to you."
"Oh god, not another girl." Said Harry standing up and going to the door. Ron laughed. "What?" He said to Parvati extremely annoyed.
"I hope you're happy!" She said trying to contain her anger.
"Happy about what?" He said utterly confused. She rolled her eyes.
"About Sabrina you jackass! God, how thick could you be? She's upstairs bawling right now because she practically put herself on a silver platter for you and you turned her down. Why don't you like her?"
"I don't dislike her." Said honestly.
"So you like her?"
"No, I mean, yes, I mean.ugh, I don't know. Isn't there a better time that we could talk about this?"
"No, I think that right after turning down a girl that was about to have sex with you is the best time."
"Harry, you almost had sex with Sabrina?" Dean asked sitting up from his bed. Harry knew then that everyone must be up now.
"Dean, just be quiet. Listen Parvati, I'll talk to her tomorrow. I promise. You can tell her I said that. I just really need to rest."
"Fine then. I just hope you know what you're doing." Said Parvati looking him straight in the eye. She turned around silently and walked back down to the common room. Harry slammed the door and yelled out of frustration.
"Why can't it just be like when we were in second year, uh? It gets so freaking complicated with all of this." Harry said walking back to his bed.
"Harry, I would shut up if I were you. Do you know how lucky you are?" Seamus said sitting up in his bed. "Right now, you have someone that cares about you. For god's sake she was going to let you grope her! Do you have any comprehension how many guys would kill for a woman like that?"
"What are you talking about? Weren't you listening? I made her cry!"
"Forget it Seamus, he doesn't get it. Maybe a good night's sleep will help." Ron said looking at Seamus.
"Fine then but just to let you know, Sabrina is the hottest girl in our year and every man I know would love to have her." He said just before pulling his drawings of his bed. Ron, Dean, and Neville who had been up watching did the same. Harry lied back on his bed and soon followed. If only I had someone to talk to that knew how to handle these situations. If only I had my Dad. He thought just before falling into a dreamless sleep.
The next morning he woke up to find his dormitory empty. He got dressed and ready for class still frustrated and thinking about last night. He went down to the common room to see if anyone was there but found something else interesting on the message board. He read the new notice carefully to make sure he wasn't stuck in some giant nightmare. "Oh no." He said out loud. There was going to be a dance next Friday. That only meant one thing to him, he had to bring a date, or rather choose a date. He walked to Great Hall and over to his friends. There he saw Hermione talking with Sabrina, Lavender, Parvati, and Ginny. Ron was with Neville on the other side of the long table. Harry could tell that the events of last night spread around the school when everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him. He quickly went to Ron and sat down. "Ron, how do all of these people know? It's not even 9 am yet!"
"Must've been the girls mate. Neville and I didn't tell anyone." He looked over at the girls who seemed to be ignoring him. "Did you see that notice about the dance yet?"
"Yeah." Harry said with a sigh helping himself to some bacon.
"So you are you going to take?" Asked Neville.
"I don't know. I really like Cho still but Sabrina she's so." Harry sighed. "What am I going to do?"
"I don't know but you better think of something quick because Cho's coming over here." Ron said.
"What?" Harry's mind was racing. He knew she was coming over to ask him about Sabrina. How was he going to choose? Which ever one kissed me best, Harry thought. No I can't do that, someone will find out then they'll kill me for being a pig. Oh no.
"Harry, I just wanted to let you know something that all of the girls in this school think. We think you're- -"
"Yeah I know. I'm a horrible human being and you all want to kill me. Don't worry, I got attacked last night." Said Harry looking at her. She softened up a bit.
"You did? Oh, well then. So I guess you and her broke up last night then?" Cho said hoping that they did brake up.
"We were never together. That time you saw us kiss was just something Sabrina thought would make you stop staring." He said earnestly. She looked happy for a moment then embarrassed.
"Oh, you saw me? I guess I was a little obvious. I saw you guys boarding the train together and I guess I was just."
"Jealous." Harry finished. She looked at him and nodded. "Hey Cho, do you think maybe we could do something one day? Just the two of us?"
"Harry, we already tried that, remember? It didn't work out."
"I know but who says it won't this time. Come on, please just one more chance." Pleaded Harry. She looked at him and smiled then sighed.
"Alright, if it means that much to you. When do you want to get together?" She asked. Harry was estatic. She had actually agreed and this time he had made the first move.
"Friday I guess; if the weather's okay. Meet me at the beech tree by the lake." Harry said quickly thinking of something.
"Okay then, see you Harry." Said Cho as she walked away. Harry smiled
"Bye."
"Nice Harry. Very nice." Ron said clapping. "Now what about Sabrina?"
"What about her?" Asked Harry trying to finish his breakfast.
"You have to tell her that you're going on a date with Cho. Jesus Harry even I know that and I've never had a girlfriend or been on a date before." Neville said. Harry looked at his two friends.
"Why do I have to tell her? It's none of her business." Harry stated taking a bite of his muffin.
"She'll deal with it better if she hears it from you. If someone else tells her it might get twisted around." Ron said.
"When should I tell her?" Harry asked with his mouth full of food.
"How about now?" Said Ron. "And not to sound too much like Hermione but chew your food before telling her." Harry threw the rest of his muffin at Ron and got up and over to where the girls were sitting. He stood there for a moment waiting for them to stop chatting and one of them to notice him. Lavender looked up and stopped talking.
"Well look who it is girls? It's Mr. I'm-too-good-for-her." Lavender said chicly.
"Come to say you love me then go and tell my sister Padma the same thing?" Said Parvati coldly.
"You two are blowing this way out of proportion!" Exclaimed Hermione. "You're being ridiculous."
"Ridiculous or not he treated Sabrina like crap." Lavender said to Hermione.
"You two know I'm right here, right?" Sabrina said annoyed. Lavender ignored her.
"But even if he did doesn't mean you have to treat him like crap!" Said Hermione. Harry rolled his eyes and put his hand on Sabrina's shoulder.
"Sabrina can we talk?"
"Sure, anything to get away from them." She said pointing to Parvati and Lavender. Sabrina and Harry walked out of the Great Hall and stood by the entrance.
"I'm sorry about last night. I didn't know you would react like that." Harry said cringing. He was expecting her to scream at him, but she didn't.
"Don't worry about it. I never meant for everyone to treat you the way they are. Lavender and Parvati need a life. And besides, I'll get over it. I just don't want anything to happen to our friendship. You're a great friend Harry, probably one of the best friends I've ever had."
"So you don't mind if we see other people? Because I've already set up a date with Cho." Said Harry. Wow, this conversation is going great! He thought.
"Not at all. I better get going. I got History of Magic today with the first years. I swear to god I'm going to be the only one in there who's actually gone threw puberty." She said rolling her eyes. Harry laughed and they smiled at each other.
"Have fun."
"Oh I will." She said with a wink. She started walking down the hallway and Harry couldn't help but to look at her bum. And to think I almost had that all to myself. Hermione and Ron walked out of the Great Hall and looked at him.
"So, how'd it go?" Hermione asked.
"Great. I told her about the date and everything's fine. We're still friends and everything." Said Harry smiling.
"Good because if you weren't I'd hate to have to choose between you guys and her. Sorry to say but I forgot what it's like to have a friend that's a girl."
"And what's wrong with us?" Ron asked looking at Hermione.
"Oh please! Do you think I really wanted to hear about the all of your dates and solve all of your women problems? Not that you have any, Ron." She said with a smirk. Ron looked down. He was obviously hurt.
"That was cold Hermione." Ron said then sped up the hallway catching up with Ernie MacMallin. Hermione looked as if she was about to say something to Ron then looked at Harry.
"What did I say?"
"You made him feel bad! You said he never had any dates and acted like girls would never be interested in him." Harry said stopping in the hallway. Hermione stopped with him.
"But he hasn't! Not one! I don't even think he has a crush on anyone."
"He does though." Harry started walking faster and faster trying to loose Hermione. He knew he shouldn't have let that slip. She eventually caught up with him.
"Wait, he has a crush? On who?" She asked. But the tone of voice she had asked it in was unfamiliar to Harry. She was acting very peculiar.
"I can't tell. I promised not to tell."
"Oh come on Harry, you tell me everything! Please? I'll do your Charms homework for a week." Harry knew now that something was definitely up. She would never in a million years offer to do someone else's homework in exchange for a piece of gossip.
"Fine you have to do my Charms homework for a week and tell me who you like." Harry said acting very smitten. Hermione sighed.
"Fine now tell me!"
"First you tell me."
"Alright but you have to promise me you won't tell anyone." Harry nodded. "Okay, I guess I have a little thing for Ron." Harry smiled. He had to tell Ron immediately. Hermione started going hysterical. "Harry, please, don't say a word about it to anyone. I've only told you so far so if I hear it from anyone else I'll hex you so bad you won't know what hit you."
"Fine I won't tell anyone."
"Good. Now who does Ron like?" Asked Hermione. Harry had to think of a girl fast.
"Um, remember Angelina from the Quidditch team last year?"
"He likes her?" Hermione asked extremely surprised.
"Yeah he, er, told me last year." Harry said shrugging. Hermione looked at him suspiciously.
"Oh. Well then." She said walking into the Herbology greenhouse. On the other side of the school, Sabrina was walking alone to her History of Magic class. Draco, who had just entered the same corridor saw her and took the opportunity.
"Potter must be mad." He said shaking his head.
"Oh no, not you." Sabrina said trying to ignore him.
"How could he pass up such a woman like you?" Said Malfoy honestly. Sabrina turned around and looked at him.
"You're just trying to get me into bed with you. I know what you're doing. Dozens of guys have tried before and none of them succeeded."
"But I'm not just any other guy."
"You're right, you're more annoying than them. Why do you care if Harry didn't go out with me, Draco?" Sabrina asked uncertain of Draco's answer.
"Because Potter's more of an asshole that I thought he was to pass up a beautiful, smart, sexy woman like you." Sabrina had to smile even though she tried not to. "Would you mind if I walked you to your next class?" She nodded and let him put his arm around her as Malfoy walked her to her class. As much as Sabrina didn't want to like him, she had to. He was everything she was looking for, even if he wasn't Harry. The two talked all the way there. When they arrived at the classroom, she leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. Sabrina walked into Professor Binn's room and turned around and gave him a very seductive look. He smiled to himself and walked to his next class.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ hehe, I felt like giving Harry trouble in this one and showing everyone how bitchy girls his age could be. I know Sabrina sounds like a slut compared to all of the other kids at Hogwarts but hey, someone's gotta be. And no, Sabrina is not the same Sabrina from Sabrina the Teenage Witch (That show used to rock back in 1999. TGIF forever) She's different. I hope no one gets confused by the quotes I use in the beginning, if anyone can tell me what CD the quotes are from MAD PROPS TO THEM!