Ginny and Tim's Crazy Adventure
One day some kid named Tim was telling Ginny Weasley that he was going on a crazy adventure.
"Tim you're an idiot," Ginny yelled indignantly. "I'm going to bed."
Tim set off at once. He was thinking that he should go to Hogsmeade to steal some beer of the butter persuasion. After Tim got drunk on butter- beer he wandered off into the street.
He was stumbling along when he saw Harry Potter. "Why I oughta," he exclaimed and kicked Harry Potter in the face. Harry ran crying into the shrieking shack and was never seen again
"What was his problem," Tim asked a whomping willow while urinating on it..
The next day, Tim woke up, crawled out of hondeyduke's chimney and promptly vomited all over a whomping willow.
Tim strolled off, occasionally vomiting and urinating on a whomping willow, into the forbidden forest. He was stumbling through the under and/or over brush when he ran into a large, ugly, hairy, fat, fairy.
"Ello dere, youngin, Moy name is erin fatty hoffeur and I am being violated by this whomping willow."
"HEY, what are you doing here. You know my policy on fatties.no fatties." Tim yelled gloriously.
The whomping willow stabbed Tim in the face with his large hairy root.
That was the end of Ginny and Tim's Crazy Adventure.
One day some kid named Tim was telling Ginny Weasley that he was going on a crazy adventure.
"Tim you're an idiot," Ginny yelled indignantly. "I'm going to bed."
Tim set off at once. He was thinking that he should go to Hogsmeade to steal some beer of the butter persuasion. After Tim got drunk on butter- beer he wandered off into the street.
He was stumbling along when he saw Harry Potter. "Why I oughta," he exclaimed and kicked Harry Potter in the face. Harry ran crying into the shrieking shack and was never seen again
"What was his problem," Tim asked a whomping willow while urinating on it..
The next day, Tim woke up, crawled out of hondeyduke's chimney and promptly vomited all over a whomping willow.
Tim strolled off, occasionally vomiting and urinating on a whomping willow, into the forbidden forest. He was stumbling through the under and/or over brush when he ran into a large, ugly, hairy, fat, fairy.
"Ello dere, youngin, Moy name is erin fatty hoffeur and I am being violated by this whomping willow."
"HEY, what are you doing here. You know my policy on fatties.no fatties." Tim yelled gloriously.
The whomping willow stabbed Tim in the face with his large hairy root.
That was the end of Ginny and Tim's Crazy Adventure.