I AM SO SRY IT IS TAKING ME SO LONG TO UPDATE! I just started school and
I'm not having the easiest time in the world plus my social life is
starting to pick up again. Unfortunetly that leaves less time for
fanficts. Want to see what the past week was like for me go to my xanga
page and read the last few updates.
I know Author's Notes suck, but this is just temporary, it will most likely be removed as soon as I update.
.Simple Plan is awesome for one of those days that you just need a simple song to get you through your homework.
.The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers on DVD is awesome.
Here are some random quotes to keep you occupied:
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"STUPID FAT HOBBIT!"-Gollum
"What we need is some nice taters."-Samwise Gamgee
"What's taters precious?"-Gollum
"PO-TA-TOES! You can boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! "-Samwise Gamgee
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A few weeks after LOTR: TTT came out in theaters @ my friend Hobbit's house:
"Hey mom can we have taters for dinner?"-Hobbit
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"You're so Irish you came over with the potatoes!"-Me
"Damn right! I got potatoes in my pocket! I'm special!"-Sarah
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"Nik are you doing your work?"-Mr. Taylor
"Fo' shizzle Mr. Tizzle!"-Nik (He's Bulgarian, not black. He's actually quite pale)
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Me and Sarah watching LOTR: TTT for the first time when Arwen is with Aragorn in his weird hallucination.
"EW! Total close up of Liv Tyler's boob!"-Sarah
"Well they had to put in there so horny nerds could come see the movie and jack off when they get home."-Me
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"If some girl ever spit on my chest while she was giving me a blow job I would push her off me and tell her to get the fuck away."-JM
"Would you really?"-Me
"No. Probably not."-JM
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JM on the phone with Sarah for the first time ever.
"Hey Sarah! This is JM! I'm gonna rape you when you visit Melissa!"
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My step dad meeting JM & Nik for the first time.
"So which one are you?"-My step dad
"I'm the only American that your step daughter is friends with."-JM
Haha, its true. All of my best friends are immigrants from Bulgaria (Nik) and Nigeria (Taiwo) except for JM. Hehehe, my mafia fuck buddy.
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"Man if I die tomorrow or something I'm gonna hang out in your vagina and scare away every guy that tries to fuck you."-JM
My friends are VERY protective of me.obviously.
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"I am the master! I am the Pokemon master!"-Me doing something better than someone else.
*Sarah starts singing the Pokemon song*
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"Hey, what's in your bag?"-Some duschbag (sp?) named Mike in my English class
"Do you *really* want to know what's in my bag? 'Cause I'll show you what's in my bag! What the fuck do I care that you're gonna see my pads and underware!"-Sarah
"DON'T GO INTO HER BAG!"-Mr. C
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"Did you watch I Love the 70s?"-Sarah
"YES! Its no where near as good as I Love the 80s! I mean the 70s where cool and everything, but the 80s just kicked way more ass!"-Me
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Me after spotting this white guy standing in the lunch room wearing a neon yellow du-rag and a neon yellow shirt.
"OMG, IT'S A HIGHLIGHTER BOY! The highlighter lives once more!"
I know Author's Notes suck, but this is just temporary, it will most likely be removed as soon as I update.
.Simple Plan is awesome for one of those days that you just need a simple song to get you through your homework.
.The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers on DVD is awesome.
Here are some random quotes to keep you occupied:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"STUPID FAT HOBBIT!"-Gollum
"What we need is some nice taters."-Samwise Gamgee
"What's taters precious?"-Gollum
"PO-TA-TOES! You can boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! "-Samwise Gamgee
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A few weeks after LOTR: TTT came out in theaters @ my friend Hobbit's house:
"Hey mom can we have taters for dinner?"-Hobbit
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You're so Irish you came over with the potatoes!"-Me
"Damn right! I got potatoes in my pocket! I'm special!"-Sarah
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Nik are you doing your work?"-Mr. Taylor
"Fo' shizzle Mr. Tizzle!"-Nik (He's Bulgarian, not black. He's actually quite pale)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me and Sarah watching LOTR: TTT for the first time when Arwen is with Aragorn in his weird hallucination.
"EW! Total close up of Liv Tyler's boob!"-Sarah
"Well they had to put in there so horny nerds could come see the movie and jack off when they get home."-Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If some girl ever spit on my chest while she was giving me a blow job I would push her off me and tell her to get the fuck away."-JM
"Would you really?"-Me
"No. Probably not."-JM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JM on the phone with Sarah for the first time ever.
"Hey Sarah! This is JM! I'm gonna rape you when you visit Melissa!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My step dad meeting JM & Nik for the first time.
"So which one are you?"-My step dad
"I'm the only American that your step daughter is friends with."-JM
Haha, its true. All of my best friends are immigrants from Bulgaria (Nik) and Nigeria (Taiwo) except for JM. Hehehe, my mafia fuck buddy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Man if I die tomorrow or something I'm gonna hang out in your vagina and scare away every guy that tries to fuck you."-JM
My friends are VERY protective of me.obviously.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I am the master! I am the Pokemon master!"-Me doing something better than someone else.
*Sarah starts singing the Pokemon song*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey, what's in your bag?"-Some duschbag (sp?) named Mike in my English class
"Do you *really* want to know what's in my bag? 'Cause I'll show you what's in my bag! What the fuck do I care that you're gonna see my pads and underware!"-Sarah
"DON'T GO INTO HER BAG!"-Mr. C
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Did you watch I Love the 70s?"-Sarah
"YES! Its no where near as good as I Love the 80s! I mean the 70s where cool and everything, but the 80s just kicked way more ass!"-Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me after spotting this white guy standing in the lunch room wearing a neon yellow du-rag and a neon yellow shirt.
"OMG, IT'S A HIGHLIGHTER BOY! The highlighter lives once more!"