A/N: this story is dedicated to all of my Collins friends, whom I will never made this story with out their stupidity!! lol

~*Ron's hopeless life*~

Chapter 1

It all begins when Ron is awoken by a big.THUMP!!!!

Ron: bloody hell.it 3 in the morning!! It better not be Harry again trying to pick his nose with my toe..(A/N:..its very random)

Ron climbs out of bed half asleep. Suddenly!! A mysterious shadow appears in front of Ron.

Ron: not to be rude or anything but.who the hell are you?!

The mysterious figure comes clearly in to sight

Ron: OMG!!