Hey I am back! Ya know that this story would have been a one shot but
something told me that it would have been too long to be a one shot so I
have decided to make it a short chapter story. There may not be many
chapters or if something else comes to me then it may just be a long story.
Well for those of you who are wondering, I will be updating Dirty Dancing soon. And for those of you who haven't read it need to it is great.
Disclaimer: Cherry Blossom gets handed a contract to sign.
I _______________ don't own Cowboy Bebop.
I Cherry Blossom don't own Cowboy Bebop. *mutters under her breath* I hate this.
Help: Hey do any of you know any good Cowboy Bebop web sites. I checked out adultswim.com but it sucked so if any of you know any that would be of any account I would really appreciate it if you told me.
'' = thoughts. Sorry I haven't told you that yet.
*****
As Faye boarded the Bebop she knew that she looked suspicious when she had an almost empty backpack when she left and now she was barley able to close it. She walked very carefully over to the hanger door when it occurred to her that she would not be able to get past Jet and Spike with this bag. She glanced around the hanger and spotted her Redtail. She ran over to it and threw her backpack and the bag that had the suit in it. She closed and locked it and left the hanger.
She walked into the living room where Spike was sitting watching TV. She walked over to the couch and plopped down next to him. He looked over at her and said, "Where is everything that you bought? You said that you went shopping today."
Faye went a little tense, 'Crap I had forgotten that they would be asking questions if I didn't bring back something.' "Um, I, uh, didn't find anything that I wanted. Not like it is any of your business."
Spike raised an eyebrow, "You? Not find anything? Ha that's a laugh. Faye Valentine can't resist buying at least one thing at a store."
"Well this time I did. And besides the prices were outrageous."
"Yeah right." Spike rolled his eyes and looked back at the TV.
Faye sighed and went to her room. She looked over at the clock on her bed, "11:30 already? My goodness doesn't this man ever sleep?" She went and laid down on her bed. She then walked over to her vanity where she kept a pen and notepad. She flipped to a clean page and pulled the shopping list that she had stuck in her pocket earlier out. She looked at it and started writing.
April Fools Day Pranks
Spike:
She wrote things down for hours and at about two in the morning she
had finished. She looked cautiously out her door for any signs of
movement. There were none so she assumed that Spike ad Jet were
asleep. She went out into the hanger and pulled out the things that
she had bought that day.
She went into the bathroom first thing and pulled out the suit. She
got out an old rag and soaked it with the bleach. She dabbed the suit
until it started to look like it was ruined. She hung it up on the
doorway to dry and turned her attention to the bathtub.
She grabbed Spike's shampoo and grabbed the hair dye. She emptied out
half the bottle of shampoo and poured the dye in. She grabbed a pencil
that she had found and stirred it.
She walked over to the sink and grabbed Spike's and Jet's toothpaste.
She very carefully poured in the poprocks and made sure that they
would come out when needed. (a/n: I don't think that it is possible to
do that but hey this is subbost to be funny.) She also poured a little
vinegar into the toothpaste. 'Not too much now. I have a plan for the
rest of this.' She thought as she finished.
She looked around the bathroom and cleaned up any mess that she had
made and left. She next walked into the kitchen. She looked around and
put her bag down on the counter. She didn't want to get caught so she
pulled a flashlight out of one of the cabinets. She then got out the
bottle of beer that she had gotten earlier. She got out some more
things and poured out a little bit of the beer in the bottle. She
cracked an egg and put it into a bowl. She then beat it until it was
liquidity. She poured out the egg into the bottle and also poured out
some vinegar, salt, and pepper into the bottle. She got out the shoe
polish and whipped a little on the mouth of the brown bottle. She then
somehow managed to get the cap back on and put it into the fridge.
She then got out Jets favorite bell peppers and her gummy worms. She
used her food dye to make them tanish brown and assorted them in the
bell peppers. She closed the lid and put them back into the cabinet.
She looked around the kitchen and again cleaned up her mess and headed
back to the bathroom.
When she got into the bathroom she grabbed the suit off the door and
headed towards Spike's room. She knew that Spike slept like a baby but
just in case she was supremely quiet. She sneaked over to the closet
and got out Spike's suit. She then replaced it with the one that she
had very successfully bleached.
She walked over next to his bed and got out her super super super
super super crazy glue and put a lot onto his nose and then got out a
feather that she had pulled out of her pillow. She tickled his nose a
little and he slammed his hand onto his face. 'Thank God he didn't
wake up.' She thought as she left the room.
She went out into the hanger and came back to Spike's room with
bucket. She sat down and poured a gallon of chocolate milk into it.
She looked at the bucket and got out her whipped cream. She filled the
top with it and got out her fishing wire. She tied it above the door
so that it would tip whenever he opened it. She looked at her bag and
noticed that the only thing that she had left were a bunch of eggs and
a little bit of glue.
She walked back out to the hanger and brought back another bucket. She
went to Jet's door and carefully tied the bucket with unbroken eggs
above it. After that she walked back into the kitchen and noticed that
it was 6:49 and Jet would be waking up soon. She grabbed his frying
pan and put the rest of her glue on the handle. She laughed 'finally
Jet is going to get payback for all those times we ate Bell Peppers
w/o beef.' She gathered all the rest of her stuff and went back to bed
still laughing at the faces that she envisioned in her head.
*****
Well, well, well it looks like someone is going to get a rude awakening doesn't it. Well I will try to update ASAP but no promises made. I thank you for your reviews and I hope to keep getting them.
Bye!!!
Well for those of you who are wondering, I will be updating Dirty Dancing soon. And for those of you who haven't read it need to it is great.
Disclaimer: Cherry Blossom gets handed a contract to sign.
I _______________ don't own Cowboy Bebop.
I Cherry Blossom don't own Cowboy Bebop. *mutters under her breath* I hate this.
Help: Hey do any of you know any good Cowboy Bebop web sites. I checked out adultswim.com but it sucked so if any of you know any that would be of any account I would really appreciate it if you told me.
'' = thoughts. Sorry I haven't told you that yet.
*****
As Faye boarded the Bebop she knew that she looked suspicious when she had an almost empty backpack when she left and now she was barley able to close it. She walked very carefully over to the hanger door when it occurred to her that she would not be able to get past Jet and Spike with this bag. She glanced around the hanger and spotted her Redtail. She ran over to it and threw her backpack and the bag that had the suit in it. She closed and locked it and left the hanger.
She walked into the living room where Spike was sitting watching TV. She walked over to the couch and plopped down next to him. He looked over at her and said, "Where is everything that you bought? You said that you went shopping today."
Faye went a little tense, 'Crap I had forgotten that they would be asking questions if I didn't bring back something.' "Um, I, uh, didn't find anything that I wanted. Not like it is any of your business."
Spike raised an eyebrow, "You? Not find anything? Ha that's a laugh. Faye Valentine can't resist buying at least one thing at a store."
"Well this time I did. And besides the prices were outrageous."
"Yeah right." Spike rolled his eyes and looked back at the TV.
Faye sighed and went to her room. She looked over at the clock on her bed, "11:30 already? My goodness doesn't this man ever sleep?" She went and laid down on her bed. She then walked over to her vanity where she kept a pen and notepad. She flipped to a clean page and pulled the shopping list that she had stuck in her pocket earlier out. She looked at it and started writing.
April Fools Day Pranks
Spike:
She wrote things down for hours and at about two in the morning she
had finished. She looked cautiously out her door for any signs of
movement. There were none so she assumed that Spike ad Jet were
asleep. She went out into the hanger and pulled out the things that
she had bought that day.
She went into the bathroom first thing and pulled out the suit. She
got out an old rag and soaked it with the bleach. She dabbed the suit
until it started to look like it was ruined. She hung it up on the
doorway to dry and turned her attention to the bathtub.
She grabbed Spike's shampoo and grabbed the hair dye. She emptied out
half the bottle of shampoo and poured the dye in. She grabbed a pencil
that she had found and stirred it.
She walked over to the sink and grabbed Spike's and Jet's toothpaste.
She very carefully poured in the poprocks and made sure that they
would come out when needed. (a/n: I don't think that it is possible to
do that but hey this is subbost to be funny.) She also poured a little
vinegar into the toothpaste. 'Not too much now. I have a plan for the
rest of this.' She thought as she finished.
She looked around the bathroom and cleaned up any mess that she had
made and left. She next walked into the kitchen. She looked around and
put her bag down on the counter. She didn't want to get caught so she
pulled a flashlight out of one of the cabinets. She then got out the
bottle of beer that she had gotten earlier. She got out some more
things and poured out a little bit of the beer in the bottle. She
cracked an egg and put it into a bowl. She then beat it until it was
liquidity. She poured out the egg into the bottle and also poured out
some vinegar, salt, and pepper into the bottle. She got out the shoe
polish and whipped a little on the mouth of the brown bottle. She then
somehow managed to get the cap back on and put it into the fridge.
She then got out Jets favorite bell peppers and her gummy worms. She
used her food dye to make them tanish brown and assorted them in the
bell peppers. She closed the lid and put them back into the cabinet.
She looked around the kitchen and again cleaned up her mess and headed
back to the bathroom.
When she got into the bathroom she grabbed the suit off the door and
headed towards Spike's room. She knew that Spike slept like a baby but
just in case she was supremely quiet. She sneaked over to the closet
and got out Spike's suit. She then replaced it with the one that she
had very successfully bleached.
She walked over next to his bed and got out her super super super
super super crazy glue and put a lot onto his nose and then got out a
feather that she had pulled out of her pillow. She tickled his nose a
little and he slammed his hand onto his face. 'Thank God he didn't
wake up.' She thought as she left the room.
She went out into the hanger and came back to Spike's room with
bucket. She sat down and poured a gallon of chocolate milk into it.
She looked at the bucket and got out her whipped cream. She filled the
top with it and got out her fishing wire. She tied it above the door
so that it would tip whenever he opened it. She looked at her bag and
noticed that the only thing that she had left were a bunch of eggs and
a little bit of glue.
She walked back out to the hanger and brought back another bucket. She
went to Jet's door and carefully tied the bucket with unbroken eggs
above it. After that she walked back into the kitchen and noticed that
it was 6:49 and Jet would be waking up soon. She grabbed his frying
pan and put the rest of her glue on the handle. She laughed 'finally
Jet is going to get payback for all those times we ate Bell Peppers
w/o beef.' She gathered all the rest of her stuff and went back to bed
still laughing at the faces that she envisioned in her head.
*****
Well, well, well it looks like someone is going to get a rude awakening doesn't it. Well I will try to update ASAP but no promises made. I thank you for your reviews and I hope to keep getting them.
Bye!!!