Hey I am back! Well to open up the chapter, for those of you who have taken
a look at my reviews I am going to answer the question that is on all of
your minds.yes cauction is absolutely totally and completely insane. Well
that should about clear it up. What.that isn't all.oh really.well I guess
that I am going to have to. Dirty Dancing.I know that a few of you are
worried that I have stopped writing it. Well I haven't.It is jus just a
huge writer's block. U_U. I hope to be updating soon but my dad says that
I am not allowed to go onto the Internet until he gets someone down here to
block out some sites. Well all I can say is that knowing my dad he will
probably try to block out ff.net. but if he does then I guess that I will
just have to resort to having my friends post my stories for me but don't
worry, nothing will stop me from updating. I hope to hear from all of you
soon! If you like some good Spike and Jet torture than you will absolutely
love this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Cowboy Bebop. Man I hate that.
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Jet's alarm went off at 7:00 that morning like always. He got up and went to get dressed. He walked over to the door and when he opened it he got a very rude awakening. He heard something above his head and looked up soon enough to see a bucket tipping over and 11 eggs falling out of it. He didn't even have enough time to scream when the eggs hit his face. Just then a card fell from the ceiling. Jet looked at it with and egg covered face and yelled, "SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!" He dropped the card and went into the bathroom to wash off. We see the card falling and on it, it says, Spike was here. . . April Fools
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Faye woke up with a start at the sound f Jets voice. She cackled evilly, "It has begun."
She got out of bed quickly and grabbed a camera that she had hidden in the nightstand beside her bed. She looked very carefully out her door and walked into the kitchen to see if Jet had fallen victim to her next prank. She walked into the kitchen and found that all the lights were still out. She flicked the light switch that was next to the door and went to go and sit down. When she had taken her seat at the table Jet walked in his face and head still had bits of egg on it. Faye giggled a little. Jet noticed and glared at her. She could have sworn that he was getting so hot under the collar that the egg on his face as cooking.
A couple of minuets later she noticed that it was about time for Spike to wake up when she heard a cry of total and complete annoyance and frustration coming from his room. She grabbed her camera and walked over to stand a few feet away from Spike's door, just far enough to get a picture and run like all hell had broken loose. She aimed her camera at his door and prepped it for some major black mail. She waited for a couple of minuets and his door slowly started to open. His head peaked out of the door and Faye hid from site. She noticed how cautious he was acting and knew in an instant that this had all out war written all over it. A smirk grew across her face as Spike slowly stepped out of his room. The bucket started to tip and Faye aimed her camera. Then at the last second the chocolate and whipped cream bucket tipped and nailed him hard. She snapped the photo and ran into the living room as Spike screamed Bloody Mary. And a card fell down, he looked at it and it said, Jet was here. . . April Fools!
She sat down on the couch and used the screen in the back to see the picture that she had just taken. What she saw then caused her to have to bite her lower lip to keep from laughing so loud that the people on earth could hear her. She saw Spike in white boxers with little red hearts all over them. He had whipped cream all in his hair and his white boxers were becoming brown from the top, and his right hand on his nose.
Just then she heard Jet get out his favorite cooking pan. She smiled evilly and walked into the kitchen. She sat down at the table as Jet nonchalantly put the pan on the grill. He went to go and get his horrible Bell Peppers and when he brought his frying pan with him he didn't even notice. He pulled out the rigged bell peppers and walked over to the stove and his jaw dropped when he saw that it wasn't on the grill. He reached up to scratch his head with what he thought was his free hand and hit himself in the head with the pan. "Holy s%^&!" Jet screamed as he noticed that he couldn't put the pan down. He tried to remove his hand but he couldn't so he went over to the sink to try to wash it off. He did get it off and he walked over to the stove and he checked the pan for more sticky stuff when he turned it over it said, "Spike was here. . . April Fools!"
He screamed in frustration as he sat the pan on the stove, more successfully this time and opened his jar of Bell Peppers. H poured them out onto the pan and he started to cook them just then he jumped back and starred at the pan. He pointed to it, "There are WORMS in my Bell Peppers!"
Faye walked over and looked in the pan and with a disgusted look she said, "Man Jet I knew you didn't like me but to try to make me eat worms. . . Oh well it would have been a pretty good prank if you wouldn't have ruined it." She picked up the jar and looked at the label, "Um Jet I think that Spike may have done this." She showed Jet the jar and across the label was written, Spike was here. . . April Fools! "What do you say that we give him a dose of his own medicine? Finish cooking this and serve it to Spike." Jet smiled and went back to the stove.
Just then the bathroom door closed and Spike walked into the kitchen wearing his bathrobe. Faye grabbed her camera as quickly as she could and snapped Spike's picture. She ran out of the room because she couldn't help it anymore. She ran into her room and looked at the picture. . . Spike had clearly tried to wash his hair. It was as hot pink as it got. He was holding the rigged shampoo bottle and across the label was written, Jet was here. . . April Fools! Faye thought for a minuet 'I don't remember writing any of those notes. Are they trying to take all of the glory for MY pranks? Oh well it is far from over.' She laid across her bed and was still laughing at the sight in the pictures.
After she had calmed down a bit she walked into the kitchen where Spike had just pulled out the beer. She got out her camera and hid in the doorway out of sight and took aim. He opened the bottle and put it to his lips, He turned it upside down and started to guzzle it when all of a sudden he dropped the bottle and it smashed on the floor. He spewed out the beer everywhere and Faye got the picture. Spike was coughing and starting to gag at the bad taste in his mouth. He hurried over to the pan where Jet was cooking and picked up a handful of Bell Peppers with worms. He ate them almost as fast as the beer and grabbed some more. This time he grabbed a whole lot of worms, he looked in his hands and started to gag again. Faye saw Jet snicker a little and she casually walked in. "What in the heck is wrong with you?" She asked trying not to laugh. Spike shoved the worms into her hands and ran into the bathroom to brush his teeth.
She walked into the living room and laid down on the old yellow couch. She started to doze off and then fell asleep because she had not gotten much sleep last night.
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So please tell me what you think. . . well that is almost it for the funny but I am planning to have a little bit of romance in the next chapter. Well for those of you who haven't heard Cowboy Bebop the Movie is out so look for it. I can't wait to get it. Well GTG! Bye!
Disclaimer: I don't own Cowboy Bebop. Man I hate that.
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Jet's alarm went off at 7:00 that morning like always. He got up and went to get dressed. He walked over to the door and when he opened it he got a very rude awakening. He heard something above his head and looked up soon enough to see a bucket tipping over and 11 eggs falling out of it. He didn't even have enough time to scream when the eggs hit his face. Just then a card fell from the ceiling. Jet looked at it with and egg covered face and yelled, "SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!" He dropped the card and went into the bathroom to wash off. We see the card falling and on it, it says, Spike was here. . . April Fools
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Faye woke up with a start at the sound f Jets voice. She cackled evilly, "It has begun."
She got out of bed quickly and grabbed a camera that she had hidden in the nightstand beside her bed. She looked very carefully out her door and walked into the kitchen to see if Jet had fallen victim to her next prank. She walked into the kitchen and found that all the lights were still out. She flicked the light switch that was next to the door and went to go and sit down. When she had taken her seat at the table Jet walked in his face and head still had bits of egg on it. Faye giggled a little. Jet noticed and glared at her. She could have sworn that he was getting so hot under the collar that the egg on his face as cooking.
A couple of minuets later she noticed that it was about time for Spike to wake up when she heard a cry of total and complete annoyance and frustration coming from his room. She grabbed her camera and walked over to stand a few feet away from Spike's door, just far enough to get a picture and run like all hell had broken loose. She aimed her camera at his door and prepped it for some major black mail. She waited for a couple of minuets and his door slowly started to open. His head peaked out of the door and Faye hid from site. She noticed how cautious he was acting and knew in an instant that this had all out war written all over it. A smirk grew across her face as Spike slowly stepped out of his room. The bucket started to tip and Faye aimed her camera. Then at the last second the chocolate and whipped cream bucket tipped and nailed him hard. She snapped the photo and ran into the living room as Spike screamed Bloody Mary. And a card fell down, he looked at it and it said, Jet was here. . . April Fools!
She sat down on the couch and used the screen in the back to see the picture that she had just taken. What she saw then caused her to have to bite her lower lip to keep from laughing so loud that the people on earth could hear her. She saw Spike in white boxers with little red hearts all over them. He had whipped cream all in his hair and his white boxers were becoming brown from the top, and his right hand on his nose.
Just then she heard Jet get out his favorite cooking pan. She smiled evilly and walked into the kitchen. She sat down at the table as Jet nonchalantly put the pan on the grill. He went to go and get his horrible Bell Peppers and when he brought his frying pan with him he didn't even notice. He pulled out the rigged bell peppers and walked over to the stove and his jaw dropped when he saw that it wasn't on the grill. He reached up to scratch his head with what he thought was his free hand and hit himself in the head with the pan. "Holy s%^&!" Jet screamed as he noticed that he couldn't put the pan down. He tried to remove his hand but he couldn't so he went over to the sink to try to wash it off. He did get it off and he walked over to the stove and he checked the pan for more sticky stuff when he turned it over it said, "Spike was here. . . April Fools!"
He screamed in frustration as he sat the pan on the stove, more successfully this time and opened his jar of Bell Peppers. H poured them out onto the pan and he started to cook them just then he jumped back and starred at the pan. He pointed to it, "There are WORMS in my Bell Peppers!"
Faye walked over and looked in the pan and with a disgusted look she said, "Man Jet I knew you didn't like me but to try to make me eat worms. . . Oh well it would have been a pretty good prank if you wouldn't have ruined it." She picked up the jar and looked at the label, "Um Jet I think that Spike may have done this." She showed Jet the jar and across the label was written, Spike was here. . . April Fools! "What do you say that we give him a dose of his own medicine? Finish cooking this and serve it to Spike." Jet smiled and went back to the stove.
Just then the bathroom door closed and Spike walked into the kitchen wearing his bathrobe. Faye grabbed her camera as quickly as she could and snapped Spike's picture. She ran out of the room because she couldn't help it anymore. She ran into her room and looked at the picture. . . Spike had clearly tried to wash his hair. It was as hot pink as it got. He was holding the rigged shampoo bottle and across the label was written, Jet was here. . . April Fools! Faye thought for a minuet 'I don't remember writing any of those notes. Are they trying to take all of the glory for MY pranks? Oh well it is far from over.' She laid across her bed and was still laughing at the sight in the pictures.
After she had calmed down a bit she walked into the kitchen where Spike had just pulled out the beer. She got out her camera and hid in the doorway out of sight and took aim. He opened the bottle and put it to his lips, He turned it upside down and started to guzzle it when all of a sudden he dropped the bottle and it smashed on the floor. He spewed out the beer everywhere and Faye got the picture. Spike was coughing and starting to gag at the bad taste in his mouth. He hurried over to the pan where Jet was cooking and picked up a handful of Bell Peppers with worms. He ate them almost as fast as the beer and grabbed some more. This time he grabbed a whole lot of worms, he looked in his hands and started to gag again. Faye saw Jet snicker a little and she casually walked in. "What in the heck is wrong with you?" She asked trying not to laugh. Spike shoved the worms into her hands and ran into the bathroom to brush his teeth.
She walked into the living room and laid down on the old yellow couch. She started to doze off and then fell asleep because she had not gotten much sleep last night.
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So please tell me what you think. . . well that is almost it for the funny but I am planning to have a little bit of romance in the next chapter. Well for those of you who haven't heard Cowboy Bebop the Movie is out so look for it. I can't wait to get it. Well GTG! Bye!