Hey I am sorry that I haven't updated in a long time but this is a really
complicated story. Well I have decided that by the reviews that I have
gotten about what the rest of this story is going to be about. I take it
from most of your reviews that you all thought that the last couple of
chapters have been funny. You all seemed to crack up. Well I know why. . .
Spike with hot pink hair. ^_^ Man I laughed myself wile I was writing it so
I know that it was funny. So what was your favorite part? When I get done
with this chapter this will be your favorite part. . . maybe.
Disclaimer: Well I hope that you all don't think that I don't own Cowboy Bebop. Because If you do then I must say that you are very smart because I have only been saying it for the past three chapters. :P
Well on with chapter 4. . . Finally!
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Faye lay on the couch only vaguely aware of what was going on around her. She heard clanking and a little bid of banging. "Spike would you be quiet? She will wake up." Jet whispered angrily at Spike.
"Well Jet it is really hard to keep quiet with this." Spike whispered. She turned over on the couch and opened her eyes.
"Spike, Jet, what in the heck are you guys doing?" She looked up wearily and looked around. "Guys this isn't funny. Now please tell me exactly what you guys are up to."
Spike's head popped out of the kitchen. "What is wrong with you shrew?"
Her brow furrowed at this comment and Spike ducked back into the kitchen. She ran into the kitchen after them. "What in the. . ." She wasn't able to finish her sentence before she saw the most beautiful thing in the world, or at least on the Bebop. The kitchen table was covered in a red velvet cloth that reached the ground and on the table was silver plates, silverware, (A/N: chopsticks if you want but I like silverware better.) crystal wine glasses and to top it all off there were candlesticks in the middle. She looked at it in amazement, mouth agape.
She looked around and she saw Spike was standing near one of the chairs in a black tuxedo. "Well Faye, that outfit won't do." He snapped his fingers and her usual yellow shorts and shirt were changed into a rich white gown. It was long and reached the floor, the front was flattering but not like her usual outfit, It was covered in glitters and it had spaghetti straps. The top clung to her form perfectly and the bottom swayed with her as she moved. She looked at it even more amazed then ever now. She looked up at Spike, "Now that's more like it." He walked up to her. "It is only missing one thing." He walked behind her and put his arms around her. He pulled them back and she realized that he was putting a necklace on her. It was a silver choker embedded with diamonds. She touched it and she felt like she was about to cry. He turned her around and looked at her. "Well, now you're perfect." He pulled out a chair and motioned for her to sit down.
Faye just stared at all this in amazement. Spike noticed how she was acting and walked back over to her. He pulled her close. He looked into her eyes and lowered his face to meet hers. They were only centimeters apart when she was drenched in ice cold water. She opened her eyes and jumped up with a shock. She looked around and found herself in the living room. She looked behind her and Spike was sitting there with a glass of water. "Now I wonder what you were dreaming about. You seemed awfully happy." He said with a mocking smile plastered on his face that said, 'Ha I took you out of a happy place'.
She looked at him and smiled. "I see that you have a little problem with your hair." She tried not to laugh as she looked up at the baseball cap that barely covered his hot pink hair.
His smile disappeared and he glared at her. "You think that you got away with that don't you Faye Valentine?"
She got the most innocent look on her face as possible and said, "Why what ever do you mean my dear Spiky?"
Spike looked very VERY mad at this comment. "Alright Faye, you know what this means right?" Faye just smiled and walked into the kitchen. He followed her and before he knew it he was being blasted with whipped cream. When she ran out of whipped cream he whipped his eyes and he looked very annoyed. "Alright of course you know that this means war." He ran to the cabinet and pulled out some bell peppers. He ran and knocked over the table and ducked behind it.
Meanwhile Faye was pulling out cabinet doors and using them as a guard and quick access to food. She grabbed the nearest thing to her which was sushi in a can that was expired and opened it waiting for the perfect chance.
Just then a bell pepper flew over to her and landed in her hair. 'Oh now it's on' She thought as she picked it out of her hair. She picked up some of the sushi and wrapped it with the pepper and sent it back to Spike. "Merry Christmas!" She yelled as it hit him.
He sent three more peppers flying at her all of which splattered on the cabinet door and sent gooey stuff all over Faye's face. "And a Happy New Year!" He called back. Spike looked behind him and amazingly found a bag with groceries in it. He dug through it and found some chocolate syrup. He smiled slyly as Faye sent all of the sushi his way, along with the can. It hit him square in the head and he knew then what he had to do. He hid the syrup behind him and walked out from his hiding place hands up.
Faye slowly got up. "You? Surrender?" She asked in disbelief.
"Yep you win. I now no only have hot pink hair but also I have sushi in a can in it." She laughed as he got closer. "Well I do have something else." He said as he got closer to her.
Soon their faces were only centimeters apart, "What are you doing Spike?" Faye asked a little confused.
"This." He got closer and all of a sudden he whipped out the chocolate syrup and covered Faye in it. She was all sticky. "Now that was payback." He said as he moved away and looked at Faye who was covered from head to toe in thick Chocolate Syrup and very sticky.
"What do you mean?" She asked very mad now.
"Well I saw you setting up one of the traps last night, you know the one with the toothpaste and the pop rocks, so I know that you are to blame for all of this. Although I must admit that it is amazing that you were able to set all of this up. Now tell me. What in the heck did you do with my suite?"
She laughed, "I'm not telling." She walked out of the kitchen and when she crossed the threshold to the living room a big bucket of something tipped over and spilt on her.
She looked around and saw Jet was holding a string and was laughing hysterically. "Hey Spike you win the bet, she does look better when her whole body is purple to match her hair."
She looked down in disbelief. She was covered in purple dye! She looked very frustrated and she started to chase Jet and Spike around he living room. Just then Ed flew a plane in. She was Vrooming very loudly and everyone stopped in their tracks. She flew the plane in circles around them and then all of a sudden a hatch opened in the bottom releasing glue on everyone. She ran out of the room and they chased her.
They chased her into the hanger and when they went into it they were all pelted with feathers. They stuck to them thanks to the glue and then they saw Ed. She had a camera and was taking pictures of the poor Bounty Hunters. "Ooh Ed get embarrassing pictures of Faye-Faye, Spike-Person, and Jet-Person!" She ran off and then another card drooped from the ceiling and they picked it up. It said 'Happy April FOOLS Day!'
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Oh well I hope that you all will like it and that you will read my other fic called Dirty Dancing. I might be making another one but I think that I will do that one after I finish Dirty Dancing. I might have this be my last chapter for this story, but I may write another one depending on the reviews sooo they had better be good. Well GTG! Bye!
Please remember to R&R!
Disclaimer: Well I hope that you all don't think that I don't own Cowboy Bebop. Because If you do then I must say that you are very smart because I have only been saying it for the past three chapters. :P
Well on with chapter 4. . . Finally!
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Faye lay on the couch only vaguely aware of what was going on around her. She heard clanking and a little bid of banging. "Spike would you be quiet? She will wake up." Jet whispered angrily at Spike.
"Well Jet it is really hard to keep quiet with this." Spike whispered. She turned over on the couch and opened her eyes.
"Spike, Jet, what in the heck are you guys doing?" She looked up wearily and looked around. "Guys this isn't funny. Now please tell me exactly what you guys are up to."
Spike's head popped out of the kitchen. "What is wrong with you shrew?"
Her brow furrowed at this comment and Spike ducked back into the kitchen. She ran into the kitchen after them. "What in the. . ." She wasn't able to finish her sentence before she saw the most beautiful thing in the world, or at least on the Bebop. The kitchen table was covered in a red velvet cloth that reached the ground and on the table was silver plates, silverware, (A/N: chopsticks if you want but I like silverware better.) crystal wine glasses and to top it all off there were candlesticks in the middle. She looked at it in amazement, mouth agape.
She looked around and she saw Spike was standing near one of the chairs in a black tuxedo. "Well Faye, that outfit won't do." He snapped his fingers and her usual yellow shorts and shirt were changed into a rich white gown. It was long and reached the floor, the front was flattering but not like her usual outfit, It was covered in glitters and it had spaghetti straps. The top clung to her form perfectly and the bottom swayed with her as she moved. She looked at it even more amazed then ever now. She looked up at Spike, "Now that's more like it." He walked up to her. "It is only missing one thing." He walked behind her and put his arms around her. He pulled them back and she realized that he was putting a necklace on her. It was a silver choker embedded with diamonds. She touched it and she felt like she was about to cry. He turned her around and looked at her. "Well, now you're perfect." He pulled out a chair and motioned for her to sit down.
Faye just stared at all this in amazement. Spike noticed how she was acting and walked back over to her. He pulled her close. He looked into her eyes and lowered his face to meet hers. They were only centimeters apart when she was drenched in ice cold water. She opened her eyes and jumped up with a shock. She looked around and found herself in the living room. She looked behind her and Spike was sitting there with a glass of water. "Now I wonder what you were dreaming about. You seemed awfully happy." He said with a mocking smile plastered on his face that said, 'Ha I took you out of a happy place'.
She looked at him and smiled. "I see that you have a little problem with your hair." She tried not to laugh as she looked up at the baseball cap that barely covered his hot pink hair.
His smile disappeared and he glared at her. "You think that you got away with that don't you Faye Valentine?"
She got the most innocent look on her face as possible and said, "Why what ever do you mean my dear Spiky?"
Spike looked very VERY mad at this comment. "Alright Faye, you know what this means right?" Faye just smiled and walked into the kitchen. He followed her and before he knew it he was being blasted with whipped cream. When she ran out of whipped cream he whipped his eyes and he looked very annoyed. "Alright of course you know that this means war." He ran to the cabinet and pulled out some bell peppers. He ran and knocked over the table and ducked behind it.
Meanwhile Faye was pulling out cabinet doors and using them as a guard and quick access to food. She grabbed the nearest thing to her which was sushi in a can that was expired and opened it waiting for the perfect chance.
Just then a bell pepper flew over to her and landed in her hair. 'Oh now it's on' She thought as she picked it out of her hair. She picked up some of the sushi and wrapped it with the pepper and sent it back to Spike. "Merry Christmas!" She yelled as it hit him.
He sent three more peppers flying at her all of which splattered on the cabinet door and sent gooey stuff all over Faye's face. "And a Happy New Year!" He called back. Spike looked behind him and amazingly found a bag with groceries in it. He dug through it and found some chocolate syrup. He smiled slyly as Faye sent all of the sushi his way, along with the can. It hit him square in the head and he knew then what he had to do. He hid the syrup behind him and walked out from his hiding place hands up.
Faye slowly got up. "You? Surrender?" She asked in disbelief.
"Yep you win. I now no only have hot pink hair but also I have sushi in a can in it." She laughed as he got closer. "Well I do have something else." He said as he got closer to her.
Soon their faces were only centimeters apart, "What are you doing Spike?" Faye asked a little confused.
"This." He got closer and all of a sudden he whipped out the chocolate syrup and covered Faye in it. She was all sticky. "Now that was payback." He said as he moved away and looked at Faye who was covered from head to toe in thick Chocolate Syrup and very sticky.
"What do you mean?" She asked very mad now.
"Well I saw you setting up one of the traps last night, you know the one with the toothpaste and the pop rocks, so I know that you are to blame for all of this. Although I must admit that it is amazing that you were able to set all of this up. Now tell me. What in the heck did you do with my suite?"
She laughed, "I'm not telling." She walked out of the kitchen and when she crossed the threshold to the living room a big bucket of something tipped over and spilt on her.
She looked around and saw Jet was holding a string and was laughing hysterically. "Hey Spike you win the bet, she does look better when her whole body is purple to match her hair."
She looked down in disbelief. She was covered in purple dye! She looked very frustrated and she started to chase Jet and Spike around he living room. Just then Ed flew a plane in. She was Vrooming very loudly and everyone stopped in their tracks. She flew the plane in circles around them and then all of a sudden a hatch opened in the bottom releasing glue on everyone. She ran out of the room and they chased her.
They chased her into the hanger and when they went into it they were all pelted with feathers. They stuck to them thanks to the glue and then they saw Ed. She had a camera and was taking pictures of the poor Bounty Hunters. "Ooh Ed get embarrassing pictures of Faye-Faye, Spike-Person, and Jet-Person!" She ran off and then another card drooped from the ceiling and they picked it up. It said 'Happy April FOOLS Day!'
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Oh well I hope that you all will like it and that you will read my other fic called Dirty Dancing. I might be making another one but I think that I will do that one after I finish Dirty Dancing. I might have this be my last chapter for this story, but I may write another one depending on the reviews sooo they had better be good. Well GTG! Bye!
Please remember to R&R!