When Legolas goes to a Bonfire
Once upon a time, when elves were not sought out by crazy fan club members, there was a young elf named Legolas. He was a happy little boy, but even in the privacy of his small neighborhood, there would always be someone running after him, screaming for an autograph. He wondered why everyone went crazy about him, "Maybe someday I'll help a hobbit named Frodo get rid of an awful ring " he thought, but then realized it was far to weird. One day when he was practicing his archery a young hobbit came up to him and said, "hey dude, I like, need to destroy this like, wicked ring thingy, can u help me bro?" So Legolas agreed and they were soon off, along with some other, less important creatures. And as they reached this really big cave with a bonfire an old enemy came up and tried to steal the ring. That enemy was Gollum. " My precious, my fashionable precious, I need you so!" Gollum screeched and lurched at the Hobbit. Legolas then realized Gollum was trying to kill the hobbit, so he shot an arrow at the tumbling two. The coward Gollum was, he ran into the bonfire screaming something along the lines of "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" and then burned to a crisp. Unfortunately, the arrow Legolas shot had chopped off the hobbit's finger, but Gollum could be blamed for that. So the hobbit threw the ring in the fire and they slapped high five and as they were leaving, a huge mob of screaming people came after them, but when they got closer Legolas realized they were after the hobbit. Soon they were all chopping off their fingers to be like the little hobbit. So Legolas lived happily (and quietly) ever after, and the hobbit, well, he had it a bit louder in his little hut. Fortunately for the hobbit, he was short so many of the fans couldn't fit in his house.
But then came the midgets.....
I might write another....who knows! Please review.
Once upon a time, when elves were not sought out by crazy fan club members, there was a young elf named Legolas. He was a happy little boy, but even in the privacy of his small neighborhood, there would always be someone running after him, screaming for an autograph. He wondered why everyone went crazy about him, "Maybe someday I'll help a hobbit named Frodo get rid of an awful ring " he thought, but then realized it was far to weird. One day when he was practicing his archery a young hobbit came up to him and said, "hey dude, I like, need to destroy this like, wicked ring thingy, can u help me bro?" So Legolas agreed and they were soon off, along with some other, less important creatures. And as they reached this really big cave with a bonfire an old enemy came up and tried to steal the ring. That enemy was Gollum. " My precious, my fashionable precious, I need you so!" Gollum screeched and lurched at the Hobbit. Legolas then realized Gollum was trying to kill the hobbit, so he shot an arrow at the tumbling two. The coward Gollum was, he ran into the bonfire screaming something along the lines of "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" and then burned to a crisp. Unfortunately, the arrow Legolas shot had chopped off the hobbit's finger, but Gollum could be blamed for that. So the hobbit threw the ring in the fire and they slapped high five and as they were leaving, a huge mob of screaming people came after them, but when they got closer Legolas realized they were after the hobbit. Soon they were all chopping off their fingers to be like the little hobbit. So Legolas lived happily (and quietly) ever after, and the hobbit, well, he had it a bit louder in his little hut. Fortunately for the hobbit, he was short so many of the fans couldn't fit in his house.
But then came the midgets.....
I might write another....who knows! Please review.