A/N this is supposed to be a funny chappie. I'm probably going to be serious again afterwards because this isn't sposed to a funny ficie! It's supposed to be... emotional? No... I dun know but it's not a humor story but it can be funny at times. This si going to be a pointless and short chappie!

Chapter 9*~~ Killing Time*~~

"I'm not sure about this." Bill said as he took the quill. It was his turn to sign.

"Aw, you hurt," Sirius said. He held a hand to his heart and dropped to the ground.

"God, the dementors must've done something ot his head," Ron said, shaking hi sown.

"No, he was always a bit dim," Remus said, sitting crossed-legged on the top of the table. Sirius sat up, pouting.

"I did NOT hear that. LALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALLALALA LLALALALALALLALALALALALALLALALALAALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Can't you shut him up?!" Hermione asked, covering her ears.

"Wormtail!" Harry yelled. Sirius had his wand out, mouth shut, and eyes narrowed in a flash.

"WHEER'S THE BASTARD!" he screamed.

"He's out there and WE have to find him!" Harry said.

"I really am not here," Ginny muttered. She put a hand to her head. There was a quick scratching and Charlie held the quill. Soon it was Ginny's turn. She signed quickly.

"Can I fold it?" asked Remus, grinning.

"No!" Sirius squealed. "He'll do it all BENDY WENDY! We NEED CRESEY WEASIES!!!!!!!NOOOOOOO BENDY DEMON!! EVIL BEDNY MAN, EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!! DEVIL!!!!!!!" (that is bold, italic, and underline don my pc.)

"Okay." Ginny said. Harry was staring apprehensively at his godfather.

"I'mnot sure that I want to know." Harry said, backing away.

"Maybe if we move very slowly it won't hurt us," Fred suggested.

"Or maybe it will," George added.

"Must they each say something?" asked Ginny.

"Sometimes it's creepy," Hermione added, shivering.

"BENDY DEVIL! EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Sirius shrieked. "NO BENDY WENDIES! WE WANT CREASY WEASY, CREAYS WEASY CREASY WEASY CREASY WEASY!!!!!!!!"

"And you call us weird?!" George said.

"Honestly," Fred added.

"Sirius SHUT-UP!" Ginny yelled. "Mum just give him the paper."

"Yes, maybe he'll shut it," Harry commented.

"Oh, I WILL!!!" Sirius said innocently.

"And I am the queen of England!" Remus muttered.

"Really?" asked Sirius, mocking amazement. "I knew you were a girl. but the QUEEN!!!"

"I'll hurt you," Remus growled.

"Wolf attack!!! RUN!!" Sirius screamed.

"Here," Charlie said tossing him the parchment. Sirius quickly folded it. And called Hedwig.

"Oh, so you listen to him now?" asked Harry.

"Hedwig LOVES me and Beaky!" Sirius stated proudly, like a little boy with a new broom.

"And me!" Remus added.

"Believe it if you like," Sirius said, nonchalantly.

"Well, phooey on you!!" Remus said.

"Weak!" Sirius teased.

"Oh, you shall DIE!!" Hedwig took off towards the ministry as Remus and Sirius tackled each other fiercely.

"This is what they do to kill time?" asked Dudley softly.

"Not all wizards and witches are as weird as those two," Ron assured him.

"Ha he called you a witch!!!!" Sirius said as he got Remus down.

"Maybe he called YOU one!" Remus countered.

Sirius blew more raspberries. "I am not a BENDY WENDY, I am a CREASY WEASY!!!"

"Well, la tea da!"

"DO RAY ME FA SEW LA TEA DO," Sirius sung, horribly.

"They need to learn," Fred said. George nodded and they tossed fireworks towards the two.

"DEVIL SIGNS!" Remus shrieked. The two stopped wrestling as they went off.

"We win!" stated the twins, dancing about.

"Uh-oh," Ginny said. Ron shook his head. The two men nodded to each other and tackled the twins.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they shrieked.

"You scream like girls," Sirius teased.

"Only, louder," Remus added.

"And what is wrong with screaming like a girl?" asked Hermione fiercely.

"Oh, nothing, it's just weak," Remus said flatly.

"That's it!" Ginny yelled. She and Hermione tackled the men. Now THEY shrieked like girls.

"No fair!" Sirius pouted ten minutes later when they were seated around the living room.

"Nobody said war was fair!" Ginny snapped, proudly.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Hermione stuck her tongue out to go with her words.

"Why don't we play games," suggested Ron.

"Good idea," Harry agreed.

"CHARADES!" Moony and Padfoot yelled. "TEAMES OF TWO!!" They hugged each other.

"Oh, God," muttered Hermione and Ginny in unison. They paired up.

A/N short, pointless, only chappie that'll be like that! It'll be serious next time. Thanx, **Crystal*Tears**