Disclaimer: Don't own t7s or anything. to bad though. ;)
Eric
It's only been about three hours since we started driving. Kelso and Fez played I Spy and was now getting on everyone's nerves. "I spy something blue and lacy," Fez said excitedly. "Um.." Kelso thought hard about it for a few minutes then he looked back at Fez. "Jackie's bra!" "Yes! Good job Kelso!" Fez exclaimed. "Fez! Michael!" Jackie yelled and hit both of them. "Damn it Jackie! We were just playing I Spy!" Kelso yelled. "How about we have a contest," Donna suggested. "Lets see who can stay quiet the longest," "Yeah that sounds good," I replied smiling at my fiancée. She is so smart I thought. "But that doesn't sound like fun!" Kelso whined. "Well this is my car and I'm driving so you are playing!" I told him. "Fine!" He shouted back. They sat quiet in the car the game had begun. "Well this is much better," I said to Donna. "Eric you lost!" Fez yelled. "No, I wasn't playing. this game was made up for you, Jackie and Kelso so you would all shut up," I told him. "No, Eric everyone was playing it," Jackie chirped. "I think not! Tell them Donna," I looked over at her. "Actually Eric the game was for everybody and you lost," Donna said. "Is there ice in the box Forman?" Hyde asked. "I don't think so. Why?" I asked looking at him through the rearview mirror. "Cause you just got burned!" Hyde answered.
I was getting sick of them so I turned on the radio trying to find a good station. Donna did not look too happy I was invading her space. Finally I found a station playing some Kiss. "Oh Eric turn it!" Jackie whined. "I hate rock!" "Well what do you suggest Jackie?" I asked her irritated. "Oh how about some Disco!" She said happily. "Who wants to listen to that crap?" Hyde asked angrily. "Yeah I think not Jackie," I replied. "Disco is so much better then rock," Jackie replied. "Disco is going to die," Hyde retorted. "Disco will never die!" Jackie argued. "Whatever," Hyde sighed.
That's where I stopped listening I was getting sick of everyone fighting this was suppose to be our last road trip together and all we were doing was arguing. What would Luke Skywalker do in this position? I wish I could hit them all with a light saber right now. "Eric can you pull over?" Fez asked. "Fez we just started driving! Why do we have to pull over?" I asked. "Cause I really need to go!" Fez whined. "Well you should have thought about that before! Didn't Donna tell you to go earlier?" I asked. "But I didn't have to go then Eric!" He said and he started to rock back and forth. "Pee in the can," I said motioning to the can he was holding. "EW!!! Fez don't you dare! If you miss you'll get it all over me!" Jackie yelled "And this shirt was expensive! Eric pull over!" "NO!" I shouted I just wanted to keep driving so I wouldn't have to listen to them fight. I wanted to get to San Francisco as fast as I could to get away from them all. Just have a little time away from them with Donna. "Eric! Will you just pull over?" Donna said irritated. "Fine!" I said and made a sharp turn to the right and pulled off on to the shoulder. Fez got out of the car. He didn't walk to far before he started to go. "Fez, Buddy go behind a tree! No one wants to see that!" Hyde yelled to him from the car.
Donna wouldn't look at me she just kept looking forward and everyone else was silent. Jackie moved over to Fez's seat so she could have a little of her own personal space. "Seat change!" Hyde announced. "I'm still driving!" I told them. "I don't care but I'm not sitting back here anymore! I have no leg room," Hyde said. Donna, Kelso, Hyde and Jackie got out of the car.
Hyde joined me up front and Donna, Jackie and Kelso got in the back. Jackie was still in the middle and not to happy about it. But Kelso was really happy and slid his arm to the back of the seat. I looked at Donna from the rearview mirror and she snarled at me. This trip was not going so well already and we were only in Minnesota. Fez came back and Hyde let him in the car. I started to take off again. This was not how it was suppose to be. Donna should be next to me and we should all be having fun not fighting. I mean yeah road trips do make people antsy sitting in the car for hours and not being able to do anything but sleep.
Jackie was happy that she got to sit next to Donna because they were having girl talk and Donna was probably bashing me to Jackie because now Jackie had a big smile on her face and forgot she was sitting next to Kelso.
A few hours later they started to fall asleep. First it was Kelso he had given up on try to feel up Jackie and he fell asleep and was drooling like a baby. Then it was Hyde he hadn't spoken in hours and was getting bored of our mindless chitchat, as he liked to call it. At this point Fez was singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and Jackie and Donna where having a conversation on how Jackie should redecorate Donna's room when she moves out. Donna started to get mad. She thought that Jackie should leave it be so when she came to visit it would still look like her room. So Jackie fell asleep using Kelso as a pillow. So it just left Donna and Me with Fez singing. Donna wasn't talking to me, which I still couldn't believe she was mad at me for what I said to Fez. She turned to look out the window and that was the last time I tried to figure out if she was awake or not.
"Take one down pass it around no bottles of beer on the WALL!" Fez sustained. "Now what should I do? I have no bottles of beer on the wall and we are moving as slow as a snail." "Go to sleep Fez," I was practically begging him. I couldn't put up with his inane singing anymore. "You Eric are very grumpy!" He said and turned to face Hyde but he knew better not to use Hyde as a pillow and put his head against the back of the seat.
Finally everyone was asleep and I didn't have to deal with their obsessive yelling anymore. I was getting bored looking at the road but I knew if I put the radio on I would be chancing waking someone up. My eyelids started getting heavy and I knew it wasn't safe for me to be driving like that so I pulled over to the side of the road. I put the parking break on and turned off the car. I put my head against the window and tried to forget about this whole nightmare. Last time when I went to California I got to go on a plane one way. I wish we could of done that this time. But the girls wanted to bond with us all or something. I started to shut my eyes and drift off into a deep sleep. At least I wouldn't have to put up with the fighting for a few hours.
Eric
It's only been about three hours since we started driving. Kelso and Fez played I Spy and was now getting on everyone's nerves. "I spy something blue and lacy," Fez said excitedly. "Um.." Kelso thought hard about it for a few minutes then he looked back at Fez. "Jackie's bra!" "Yes! Good job Kelso!" Fez exclaimed. "Fez! Michael!" Jackie yelled and hit both of them. "Damn it Jackie! We were just playing I Spy!" Kelso yelled. "How about we have a contest," Donna suggested. "Lets see who can stay quiet the longest," "Yeah that sounds good," I replied smiling at my fiancée. She is so smart I thought. "But that doesn't sound like fun!" Kelso whined. "Well this is my car and I'm driving so you are playing!" I told him. "Fine!" He shouted back. They sat quiet in the car the game had begun. "Well this is much better," I said to Donna. "Eric you lost!" Fez yelled. "No, I wasn't playing. this game was made up for you, Jackie and Kelso so you would all shut up," I told him. "No, Eric everyone was playing it," Jackie chirped. "I think not! Tell them Donna," I looked over at her. "Actually Eric the game was for everybody and you lost," Donna said. "Is there ice in the box Forman?" Hyde asked. "I don't think so. Why?" I asked looking at him through the rearview mirror. "Cause you just got burned!" Hyde answered.
I was getting sick of them so I turned on the radio trying to find a good station. Donna did not look too happy I was invading her space. Finally I found a station playing some Kiss. "Oh Eric turn it!" Jackie whined. "I hate rock!" "Well what do you suggest Jackie?" I asked her irritated. "Oh how about some Disco!" She said happily. "Who wants to listen to that crap?" Hyde asked angrily. "Yeah I think not Jackie," I replied. "Disco is so much better then rock," Jackie replied. "Disco is going to die," Hyde retorted. "Disco will never die!" Jackie argued. "Whatever," Hyde sighed.
That's where I stopped listening I was getting sick of everyone fighting this was suppose to be our last road trip together and all we were doing was arguing. What would Luke Skywalker do in this position? I wish I could hit them all with a light saber right now. "Eric can you pull over?" Fez asked. "Fez we just started driving! Why do we have to pull over?" I asked. "Cause I really need to go!" Fez whined. "Well you should have thought about that before! Didn't Donna tell you to go earlier?" I asked. "But I didn't have to go then Eric!" He said and he started to rock back and forth. "Pee in the can," I said motioning to the can he was holding. "EW!!! Fez don't you dare! If you miss you'll get it all over me!" Jackie yelled "And this shirt was expensive! Eric pull over!" "NO!" I shouted I just wanted to keep driving so I wouldn't have to listen to them fight. I wanted to get to San Francisco as fast as I could to get away from them all. Just have a little time away from them with Donna. "Eric! Will you just pull over?" Donna said irritated. "Fine!" I said and made a sharp turn to the right and pulled off on to the shoulder. Fez got out of the car. He didn't walk to far before he started to go. "Fez, Buddy go behind a tree! No one wants to see that!" Hyde yelled to him from the car.
Donna wouldn't look at me she just kept looking forward and everyone else was silent. Jackie moved over to Fez's seat so she could have a little of her own personal space. "Seat change!" Hyde announced. "I'm still driving!" I told them. "I don't care but I'm not sitting back here anymore! I have no leg room," Hyde said. Donna, Kelso, Hyde and Jackie got out of the car.
Hyde joined me up front and Donna, Jackie and Kelso got in the back. Jackie was still in the middle and not to happy about it. But Kelso was really happy and slid his arm to the back of the seat. I looked at Donna from the rearview mirror and she snarled at me. This trip was not going so well already and we were only in Minnesota. Fez came back and Hyde let him in the car. I started to take off again. This was not how it was suppose to be. Donna should be next to me and we should all be having fun not fighting. I mean yeah road trips do make people antsy sitting in the car for hours and not being able to do anything but sleep.
Jackie was happy that she got to sit next to Donna because they were having girl talk and Donna was probably bashing me to Jackie because now Jackie had a big smile on her face and forgot she was sitting next to Kelso.
A few hours later they started to fall asleep. First it was Kelso he had given up on try to feel up Jackie and he fell asleep and was drooling like a baby. Then it was Hyde he hadn't spoken in hours and was getting bored of our mindless chitchat, as he liked to call it. At this point Fez was singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and Jackie and Donna where having a conversation on how Jackie should redecorate Donna's room when she moves out. Donna started to get mad. She thought that Jackie should leave it be so when she came to visit it would still look like her room. So Jackie fell asleep using Kelso as a pillow. So it just left Donna and Me with Fez singing. Donna wasn't talking to me, which I still couldn't believe she was mad at me for what I said to Fez. She turned to look out the window and that was the last time I tried to figure out if she was awake or not.
"Take one down pass it around no bottles of beer on the WALL!" Fez sustained. "Now what should I do? I have no bottles of beer on the wall and we are moving as slow as a snail." "Go to sleep Fez," I was practically begging him. I couldn't put up with his inane singing anymore. "You Eric are very grumpy!" He said and turned to face Hyde but he knew better not to use Hyde as a pillow and put his head against the back of the seat.
Finally everyone was asleep and I didn't have to deal with their obsessive yelling anymore. I was getting bored looking at the road but I knew if I put the radio on I would be chancing waking someone up. My eyelids started getting heavy and I knew it wasn't safe for me to be driving like that so I pulled over to the side of the road. I put the parking break on and turned off the car. I put my head against the window and tried to forget about this whole nightmare. Last time when I went to California I got to go on a plane one way. I wish we could of done that this time. But the girls wanted to bond with us all or something. I started to shut my eyes and drift off into a deep sleep. At least I wouldn't have to put up with the fighting for a few hours.