Kelso
We walked across the street to a diner for breakfast. Jackie looked hot in her outfit I think she is just trying to impress me. I tried to complement her but she was still mad from the car this morning. No one really talked which made things more boring. So I started checking out the waitresses. "We are getting it to go," Eric informed us. He was not in a good mood. Big D really gave it to him this morning. She didn't look so happy herself her face was pale. They took turns ordering. I was looking out the window, a truck just pulled up with a car full of dogs in the truck bed. "Hey Fez look," I pointed out the truck. "No Kelso look how much candy they have here!" He said lifting up his big bag of candy. "Is that all you got?" Donna asked all motherly. "Because Fez that is not healthy and your gonna get sick," "Ok MOM," Hyde responded to hearing this. "Get bent," She said back.
I walked over to a vending machine that had bouncy balls in it and tried to get one out with my hand. It was hard to steal one but I had done this a lot. I pushed my hand up there as far as I could. Then Hyde came over and twisted the handle. "Ow!" I bellowed. That hurt I tried to pull my hand out of it but I couldn't. Hyde laughed at me. "Man its stuck!" I cried. "Kelso!" Eric yelled at me. "What I wanted a bouncy ball and I didn't have any money," I told him. "Kelso when are you gonna grow up?" Donna asked. Hyde grabbed my arm and yanked it back hard. My hand came out but I had a huge cut. "Hey man it's bleeding!" I yelled at Hyde. "Its not my fault your stupid," He said simply. "Kelso go to the bathroom and clean that up," Donna ordered. "Fine!" I said and walked to the bathroom. My hand was bleeding hard. I turned on the faucet and put my hand under the running water. "Shit!" I screamed and pulled it out. I had turned on the hot water. I turned it to cold and let it run into the cut for a while. Then I took a paper towel and rapped my hand in it.
I walked back into the diner. I couldn't find them anywhere. So I went to the counter and ordered. I took my food outside and looked for the Cruiser. Damn! They left me I thought. I sat down on the curb and ate my waffles from the Styrofoam container.
I heard a bark coming from a car. I looked up and I followed the sound with my waffle still in my good hand. I found that truck. There was no one in front of it. I walked to the back of the truck. "Hey dogs!" I said greeting them. They barked at me. And they started sniffing at my arm. "Oh you want my waffle? Well your gonna have to catch me first!" I said and opened the back of the truck. I started to run towards the street but then decided that probably wasn't a good idea. So I started to turn right and four mutts where chasing me. This was so much fun, like the time I did this with yogi and the dogs from my neighbor hood. I was laughing and running from the dogs when I felt my feet come out from under me. I fell butt first on to the ground. I had fallen on a coke bottle. The dogs ran up to me and started licking me and one of them ran off with my waffle. I picked up a stick next to me and threw it and one of the dogs chased it.
Jackie would have thought this was stupid but she doesn't know what fun is. She likes to go to the mall and tell everyone she is a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. I remember I told her about the time I had stunk because I played with dogs before I took her out. I had at first lied to her and told her I was setting a skunk free but eventually I told her the truth. Then she wouldn't let me play with dogs. She says they are dirty but really there mouths are cleaner then humans and they drink from toilet bowls! That's like really weird that their mouths are cleaner since they drink toilet water. But dogs are smart because that dog of Pavlov's got Pavlov to eat whenever he rang a bell. See dogs are just as smart as humans and Jackie shouldn't judge. I mean she never had a dog so she doesn't know what they are like she had a pet rat.
I was still playing with the dogs when someone came over to me and lifted one of the dogs off of me. "Kelso! Where the hell have you been?" Donna yelled at me. "No the question Big D is where have you been?" I asked. "We were on the road for about an hour realizing how quiet it suddenly become and then Jackie said she hadn't had to tell you stop trying to feel her up for awhile and we realized you weren't with us," She told me. "Well I didn't go anywhere. I went to the bathroom and then I came out here." I told her. Then I realized that I had gone to the bathroom because my hand had bled before. Then I looked down at my shirt it had a red stain on it. Then I looked up at the dog Donna had in her hands. She realized what happened almost immediately. "Kelso! You got blood all over these dogs!" she yelled more. "Well geeze Donna that's what happens when your hands bleed!" I yelled back. "Come on lets go!" She yelled. "NO! I don't want to go! I'm having more fun with these dogs then I had for the whole trip with you guys so far," I told her. "Kelso!" She yelled again. "Big D I'm not leaving!" I said. "God. this trip was so not worth it," Donna said to herself. She just stood there for a few minutes staring at me. I sat up and threw another stick and one of the dogs went to chase it.
A man walked over to us. I had never seen him before. He was bald I felt bad for him. "What are you doing with my dogs?" He asked. "I'm really sorry sir. I left my friend for a while and he started playing with them," She apologized. "Yeah. sorry about the blood," I said. "Kelso!" Her eyes widened. "Get in the car. You'll make things worse!" I walked over to the cruiser. Hyde was driving this time and Eric was in the back with Fez. Jackie was upfront with Hyde so I climbed in the front with her. If he was gonna sit next to her so was I. "What happened man?" Hyde asked me. "I was playing with those dogs over there and I got blood on them," I told him. "What?" He asked. "Yeah cause my hand was bleeding!" I yelled. "Michael sometimes you can be so stupid!" Jackie shouted. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Eric yelled. Everyone was shocked. I turned around to look at him. He didn't stop yelling either. " I have had enough of the fighting! Sure what Kelso did was stupid but I can't take it anymore! No more talking!" He went on. I turned around and exchanged looks with Jackie and Hyde. I have never seen Eric so mad since the time he couldn't go to Laser Floyd.
Donna came back to the car. "So?" Eric asked her. "He isn't mad. He said the dogs needed a little exercise. But Kelso how stupid could you be getting blood on those dogs! Their coats are white! You can see it everywhere," She sighed. "Hey I thought you said no more talking!" I shouted at Eric. "Yeah for you," He answered.
Man why do they have to be so mean? It's their fault they forgot me. I was washing my cut out that Hyde gave to me. See this is his fault. If he hadn't stole Jackie away and then get mad when I try to take her back, me and Jackie would be doing it right now. And I wouldn't have a cut in my hand and no one would be mad at me. Geeze I hate Hyde!
I looked at Jackie she turned to face forward. Hyde started up the car and we left. "I spy." I began. "Kelso shut up!" They all yelled. "Fine!" I yelled.
We walked across the street to a diner for breakfast. Jackie looked hot in her outfit I think she is just trying to impress me. I tried to complement her but she was still mad from the car this morning. No one really talked which made things more boring. So I started checking out the waitresses. "We are getting it to go," Eric informed us. He was not in a good mood. Big D really gave it to him this morning. She didn't look so happy herself her face was pale. They took turns ordering. I was looking out the window, a truck just pulled up with a car full of dogs in the truck bed. "Hey Fez look," I pointed out the truck. "No Kelso look how much candy they have here!" He said lifting up his big bag of candy. "Is that all you got?" Donna asked all motherly. "Because Fez that is not healthy and your gonna get sick," "Ok MOM," Hyde responded to hearing this. "Get bent," She said back.
I walked over to a vending machine that had bouncy balls in it and tried to get one out with my hand. It was hard to steal one but I had done this a lot. I pushed my hand up there as far as I could. Then Hyde came over and twisted the handle. "Ow!" I bellowed. That hurt I tried to pull my hand out of it but I couldn't. Hyde laughed at me. "Man its stuck!" I cried. "Kelso!" Eric yelled at me. "What I wanted a bouncy ball and I didn't have any money," I told him. "Kelso when are you gonna grow up?" Donna asked. Hyde grabbed my arm and yanked it back hard. My hand came out but I had a huge cut. "Hey man it's bleeding!" I yelled at Hyde. "Its not my fault your stupid," He said simply. "Kelso go to the bathroom and clean that up," Donna ordered. "Fine!" I said and walked to the bathroom. My hand was bleeding hard. I turned on the faucet and put my hand under the running water. "Shit!" I screamed and pulled it out. I had turned on the hot water. I turned it to cold and let it run into the cut for a while. Then I took a paper towel and rapped my hand in it.
I walked back into the diner. I couldn't find them anywhere. So I went to the counter and ordered. I took my food outside and looked for the Cruiser. Damn! They left me I thought. I sat down on the curb and ate my waffles from the Styrofoam container.
I heard a bark coming from a car. I looked up and I followed the sound with my waffle still in my good hand. I found that truck. There was no one in front of it. I walked to the back of the truck. "Hey dogs!" I said greeting them. They barked at me. And they started sniffing at my arm. "Oh you want my waffle? Well your gonna have to catch me first!" I said and opened the back of the truck. I started to run towards the street but then decided that probably wasn't a good idea. So I started to turn right and four mutts where chasing me. This was so much fun, like the time I did this with yogi and the dogs from my neighbor hood. I was laughing and running from the dogs when I felt my feet come out from under me. I fell butt first on to the ground. I had fallen on a coke bottle. The dogs ran up to me and started licking me and one of them ran off with my waffle. I picked up a stick next to me and threw it and one of the dogs chased it.
Jackie would have thought this was stupid but she doesn't know what fun is. She likes to go to the mall and tell everyone she is a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. I remember I told her about the time I had stunk because I played with dogs before I took her out. I had at first lied to her and told her I was setting a skunk free but eventually I told her the truth. Then she wouldn't let me play with dogs. She says they are dirty but really there mouths are cleaner then humans and they drink from toilet bowls! That's like really weird that their mouths are cleaner since they drink toilet water. But dogs are smart because that dog of Pavlov's got Pavlov to eat whenever he rang a bell. See dogs are just as smart as humans and Jackie shouldn't judge. I mean she never had a dog so she doesn't know what they are like she had a pet rat.
I was still playing with the dogs when someone came over to me and lifted one of the dogs off of me. "Kelso! Where the hell have you been?" Donna yelled at me. "No the question Big D is where have you been?" I asked. "We were on the road for about an hour realizing how quiet it suddenly become and then Jackie said she hadn't had to tell you stop trying to feel her up for awhile and we realized you weren't with us," She told me. "Well I didn't go anywhere. I went to the bathroom and then I came out here." I told her. Then I realized that I had gone to the bathroom because my hand had bled before. Then I looked down at my shirt it had a red stain on it. Then I looked up at the dog Donna had in her hands. She realized what happened almost immediately. "Kelso! You got blood all over these dogs!" she yelled more. "Well geeze Donna that's what happens when your hands bleed!" I yelled back. "Come on lets go!" She yelled. "NO! I don't want to go! I'm having more fun with these dogs then I had for the whole trip with you guys so far," I told her. "Kelso!" She yelled again. "Big D I'm not leaving!" I said. "God. this trip was so not worth it," Donna said to herself. She just stood there for a few minutes staring at me. I sat up and threw another stick and one of the dogs went to chase it.
A man walked over to us. I had never seen him before. He was bald I felt bad for him. "What are you doing with my dogs?" He asked. "I'm really sorry sir. I left my friend for a while and he started playing with them," She apologized. "Yeah. sorry about the blood," I said. "Kelso!" Her eyes widened. "Get in the car. You'll make things worse!" I walked over to the cruiser. Hyde was driving this time and Eric was in the back with Fez. Jackie was upfront with Hyde so I climbed in the front with her. If he was gonna sit next to her so was I. "What happened man?" Hyde asked me. "I was playing with those dogs over there and I got blood on them," I told him. "What?" He asked. "Yeah cause my hand was bleeding!" I yelled. "Michael sometimes you can be so stupid!" Jackie shouted. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Eric yelled. Everyone was shocked. I turned around to look at him. He didn't stop yelling either. " I have had enough of the fighting! Sure what Kelso did was stupid but I can't take it anymore! No more talking!" He went on. I turned around and exchanged looks with Jackie and Hyde. I have never seen Eric so mad since the time he couldn't go to Laser Floyd.
Donna came back to the car. "So?" Eric asked her. "He isn't mad. He said the dogs needed a little exercise. But Kelso how stupid could you be getting blood on those dogs! Their coats are white! You can see it everywhere," She sighed. "Hey I thought you said no more talking!" I shouted at Eric. "Yeah for you," He answered.
Man why do they have to be so mean? It's their fault they forgot me. I was washing my cut out that Hyde gave to me. See this is his fault. If he hadn't stole Jackie away and then get mad when I try to take her back, me and Jackie would be doing it right now. And I wouldn't have a cut in my hand and no one would be mad at me. Geeze I hate Hyde!
I looked at Jackie she turned to face forward. Hyde started up the car and we left. "I spy." I began. "Kelso shut up!" They all yelled. "Fine!" I yelled.