Hyde
So its been a while since our last stop where we might of have forgotten Kelso at. I gotta confess that I knew he had been missing but just thought it'd be funny as hell to leave him. Now I'm driving and Jackie's sitting right next to me in the middle and Kelso next to her by the window. I glance thru the rear mirror and saw Forman sitting in by the window with Donna sitting next to him and looking pale and sick. Great just what I need for her to get sick and puke, in any other moment it would be funny as hell but right now; we're all stuck in the car for a while and can smell it. All of a sudden something caught my attention, thru the corner of my eyes I can see Kelso's hand going towards Jackie's leg.
That's when I decide to speak up and say something; "Hey Kelso what are you doing?"
Ha, I'm gonna make him get caught and watch him get the crap beaten out of him by Jackie. That's good stuff man. Sure enough Jackie caught him and hits him in the back of the head.
"Ow, damn Jackie that's not very nice of you."
"Shut up Michael, and if you try to feel me up again I swear I'm going to hit you even harder."
Man, I need a break already. Why did I agree to come?? Oh yeah, they better sale some good shit over there to make up to this road trip. Or maybe it wont be too bad if Jackie keeps dressing the way she is right now. God she looks hot so I can't help myself and try to look down her shirt; trying to be sneaky and hope she doesn't notice. I start to tilt a little bit and start to raise up a little and that's when she noticed.
"Steven!!!!! What are you doing?"
My little pixie yells at me while scooting away from me. Damn, got caught without even getting a peek, he he he. All I do is raise my eyebrow and give her one of my famous smirks. Man this is going to be harder then I thought. All I want to do is jump on top of her and make out with her. But I don't think she'll let me.
"I wasn't doing anything you didn't want me to do Jackie." "What's that suppose to mean Steven?" I look over at her and notice she's got a pist-off look on her face. All I do is laugh before answering.
"Yeah Jackie you heard me. I know you too well, I know you got all dressed up for me."
The only thing I'm doing right now is trying to read the expression on her face to make sure I'm right. God I hope I'm right, I wouldn't want to find out she got all dressed up for pretty man whore over there. I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm going to do something to get her back; or at least to find out if she still loves me. Then I turn to look at her and she's got the deer stuck in the headlights look, the same once she had on in the hospital when I told her I thought she still cared about me. I just smirk and know my answer right away and I was about to say something when she turns around and speaks up.
"You know what? I need to stretch out, let's stop somewhere already."
"Yeah, I agree with Jackie. I'm ready to stretch out myself and get some more candy." I turn to look at Fez who's face lit up at the very idea. Men, this guy is weird sometimes.
So I get out in the next exit and stop at a gas station. I leave to the bathroom cause I need to piss so bad, and Eric and Kelso follow close behind. As I start come out I notice Jackie is talking to some guy right in front of the store. All I can see at this point is red, and all that's going thru my mind is go punch the shit out of that guy talking to MY girl. So I start walking towards them; and Eric notices and tries to run after me.
"What the hell are you doing? That's my girl you're talking to." That's the first thing that comes out of my mind as I went up to them. The guy looks at me and then at Jackie and just laughs. I should kick his ass for that. And then the stupid lil dill hole start to talk,
"Come on you're kidding right? Is he your boyfriend? You've got to be kidding, you're dating this guy, why?"
Then the stupid jackass starts to laugh and before Jackie could say anything I punched him hard. He hit the ground fast and loud. Then I start to laugh and turn to look at Jackie who's looking down at the guy and then at me shocked and didn't know what to do.
"Steven!!! I can't believe you just did that. Why would you punch him? We were just talking. It's not like we slept together, like you did with that skank nurse."
And with that she turned and walked into the car. Men, it's gonna be harder then I thought to get her to forgive me. She's not going to forgive me that easily for my mistake; I only did it once and Kelso cheated like hundred times. At this point I'm more mad at her for doing that. How can she forgive Kelso and not me. At least I told her about it and didn't deny it. What's this women's problem?
I'm walking back to the car as well all mad myself and turn to yell at the other's to hurry up.
"Come on guys let's hit the road. California's only two hours away." With that said I walked over to the car get in and slam the door shut.
1 Hour later. The sitting arrangements had changed. I was still driving and Jackie sitting next to me again and Fez next to her by the window upfront with us; Kelso was sitting behind me and Donna still in the middle but cuddled up to Forman. Both Donna and Eric fell asleep about ten minutes ago and Kelso and Fez where singing. Jackie was looking straight ahead to the road, I couldn't tell if she was still mad or not. So I decided to have a conversation with her while the other two idiots where too distracted to notice.
"So you still mad? Cause you know you don't have any right to be mad."
"What?? Are you joking? Are you high Steven, you had no right to punch him. You're not my boyfriend anymore, you can't tell me I can or can't talk to."
"I'm not gonna apologize because I'm not sorry for punching that guy Jackie. You know how I feel about you. When I saw you with Kelso I got angry and made a mistake, and you don't know how sorry I am for hurting you."
She can't ignore that subject forever. Plus we're in a moving car, it's not like she can try to run away again from this subject. I need to talk to her about this, but every time I try she never wants to talk to me about it. I just hope this turn out to be a huge fight over this, the last thing I need is for her to be even more mad then what she already was.
"You know what, Steven? I don't want to talk about this right now."
"You never do Jackie. Why do you always walk out on me when I want to talk to you about this?"
"Steven, don't. I don't want to talk about it, so let's just drop this ok."
"No, I'm not going to drop this. I will right now because it's not the best place to have this conversation but I'm not going to drop it so easily just to let you know."
I really don't have any thought of letting this go. I need some answers danmit. Both of us just sort of dropped the subject for the moment. I looked at her from the corner of my eyes and she looked like kinda sad, and feel bad that I'm the one who put that look on her face.
All of a sudden I hear a noise and don't know what it is. That makes everyone jump and scream, making Jackie grab a hold of my arm tight scooting over towards me. And then the back of the left side seems to be going down.. damn I think we got a flat, and if that wasn't bad enough the car seems to be slowing down but I know it's not from the tire. Damn I forgot to put gas at the gas station. Great they're all gonna blame me and yell, just what I needed.
Then the lovely couple from the back woke up, great I'm gonna hear it from Donna.
"What happened? Did you hit another cow?"
"No Donna I didn't hit anything. We just got a flat….and…uh…out of gas." I whispered the last part.
Then Jackie lets go of me which disappointed me, but then turn to her and she looks at me with confusion.
"What did you say Steven?"
"I forgot to put gas and now we're out ok. And we have a flat."
Then Donna hits me in the back of the head and speaks,
"Idiot, how can you forget to put gas, we where at a gas station to put gas in the car. That's just great."
"Calm down Donna. I'm sure Hyde can just walk towards a gas stations or something; seeing how he was the one who forgot to put gas in the car." Stupid Eric, I can't believe he's gonna make me walk to the gas station. Great just great.
"Steven, how stupid was that? Oh that's right you where too busy acting like a stupid dill hole at the gas station punching guys just because they can't stay away from me. I mean hello is it my fault that I look good?"
"Yeah that's right it's your fault. If you wouldn't of have talked to Mr. You've got to be joking I wouldn't of have forgotten to put gas in the car and we wouldn't be out of gas."
Oh men that's gonna make her even more mad then what she already was.
"No, no, no, no Steven don't you dare blame this on me. I wasn't the one who cheated, so this is all you're fault."
Great, she always bring that bullshit up. But before I could speak Eric just jumped in before we get really heated on this argument.
"Come on guys, not now. We've got to get out of the car first to change the tire and then we'll just walk to the gas station."
"Oh no, I'm not walking to the gas station just because short and Kosher forgot to put gas in the car. I mean seriously you guys call me the stupid one?"
That just made me pist and I punched him in the arm. This is all of his fault. If it wasn't for him and always trying to steal Jackie from me I wouldn't of cheated on her and she wouldn't of have broken up with me. Then all of a sudden Fez spoke, I almost forgot that he was here in the car with us.
"Well this isn't getting us anywhere. Come on you guys the sooner we get to California the sooner I can get my whores. So somebody fix the car NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Damn, I was a little surprise about his tone of voice and outbreak. I think all of us where because we just looked at him with wide eyes and kinda took backed up a little and where quiet. Then I knew exactly what to do to make this trip better, something to get us all relaxed and happier.
"You know what guys? I think I know what to do, to make us feel better."
I just smiled and everyone turned to look t me.
Ten minutes later We where sitting behind this giant rock on the side of the road in our little circle. This was MUCH better. It was starting to get late and no one seemed to be on the road so I doubt any one would stop and catch us.
"Guys I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you guys. You guys are my friends and are trying to get me whores; so I promise I wont yell at you guys anymore."
"That's ok fez, little buddy don't worry you didn't scare me. You know what would be funny?"
"What Kelso? What would be funny?" I asked him a little too scared to ask because of what his stupidity comes up with.
"I don't know Hyde, I asked if you guys knew what would be funny. Gosh, doesn't anyone listen to me." Man there is something seriously something wrong with this guy.
Then my little pixie started to ramble nonsense. "You know I once went on a road trip with the girls from cheerleading, and it was fun. Except they started to flash cars driving by. That's just slutty."
Everyone just turned to look at her weirdly, including me. I didn't know this, did she do it too? My eyebrow raised and looked at her trying to figure it out if she did or not. Danm that got me all hot and bothered.
"You know Jackie, if you feel the need to show Fez you're boobies go right ahead. Don't hold back, don't worry Hyde doesn't need to know about it."
"Yeah Fez, no. I don't feel the need to." Maybe she'll show them to me.
"Yeah Jackie if you need to show them to me please don't let me stop you." For a minute I thought she was going to flash me because her hands seemed go for her shirt but she didn't she just hit me hard in the chest. Man she can hit hard for a girl her size.
"Yeah Jackie don't be afraid to bring those bad boys out." Then I just punched Kelso in the arm for saying that.
"You know, I flashed a guy once."
We all just turned to look at Donna in shocked and Eric screamed like a little girl.
"Wha…..What?? When? Donna that guy better of have been me."
She just rolled her eyes and didn't say a word but started to laugh, and I immediately knew it wasn't Forman she flashed.
"God Donna, first you're a lumberjack and now a slut?" Then Donna stopped laughing and punch Jackie in the arm.
"I'm hungry, where's my candy and my whores you sons of bitches?"
"Fez man, we don't have any food or any whores at the moment. But if you want to walk to the nearest gas station go ahead, oh and while you're at it get some gas."
"No CANDY?!?!?!?!?!?!? You ate them didn't you? You're all…..you're all…..STUPID DILL HOLES!!!!!."
And with that he stormed back into the car and started to cry. That is one sad strange little man.
"Come on guys I'm getting kinda cold. Lets just go fix the car and head back on the road."
And then after Jackie said that we all got up and headed towards the car.
Ten minutes later Jackie volunteer to change the tire. I'm impress, she actually did it. Then she told me that Mr. Forman had thought her how to change the tire so I let her do that with Donna, while me and Forman walked to the gas station for some gas and candy for Fez and munchies for the rest of us.
When we came back Jackie had changed the tire and where already inside waiting for us. We put the gas in the car and we all got out of the car and changed positions. The girls had apparently changed into some pj's and we jus stayed the same.
Donna drove this time, I was tired and ready for a nap. Forman sat next to his fiancé and Kelso sat upfront with them and I sat behind Donna and Jackie next to me with Fez once again on her other side.
Ten minutes later I slightly woke up to Donna and Forman talking about something but didn't pay much attention because I noticed how me and Jackie had positioned ourselves. She was half of on my lap and one hand on my neck and the other around my waist, and I had one arm around the Jackie's back and the other on her thigh. So I just went back to sleep liking the feeling of her half on top of me again.
Then ten minutes later I heard Fez said something while I was still half asleep,
"I said pull over you bitch I need to go to the bathroom!!!!"
So its been a while since our last stop where we might of have forgotten Kelso at. I gotta confess that I knew he had been missing but just thought it'd be funny as hell to leave him. Now I'm driving and Jackie's sitting right next to me in the middle and Kelso next to her by the window. I glance thru the rear mirror and saw Forman sitting in by the window with Donna sitting next to him and looking pale and sick. Great just what I need for her to get sick and puke, in any other moment it would be funny as hell but right now; we're all stuck in the car for a while and can smell it. All of a sudden something caught my attention, thru the corner of my eyes I can see Kelso's hand going towards Jackie's leg.
That's when I decide to speak up and say something; "Hey Kelso what are you doing?"
Ha, I'm gonna make him get caught and watch him get the crap beaten out of him by Jackie. That's good stuff man. Sure enough Jackie caught him and hits him in the back of the head.
"Ow, damn Jackie that's not very nice of you."
"Shut up Michael, and if you try to feel me up again I swear I'm going to hit you even harder."
Man, I need a break already. Why did I agree to come?? Oh yeah, they better sale some good shit over there to make up to this road trip. Or maybe it wont be too bad if Jackie keeps dressing the way she is right now. God she looks hot so I can't help myself and try to look down her shirt; trying to be sneaky and hope she doesn't notice. I start to tilt a little bit and start to raise up a little and that's when she noticed.
"Steven!!!!! What are you doing?"
My little pixie yells at me while scooting away from me. Damn, got caught without even getting a peek, he he he. All I do is raise my eyebrow and give her one of my famous smirks. Man this is going to be harder then I thought. All I want to do is jump on top of her and make out with her. But I don't think she'll let me.
"I wasn't doing anything you didn't want me to do Jackie." "What's that suppose to mean Steven?" I look over at her and notice she's got a pist-off look on her face. All I do is laugh before answering.
"Yeah Jackie you heard me. I know you too well, I know you got all dressed up for me."
The only thing I'm doing right now is trying to read the expression on her face to make sure I'm right. God I hope I'm right, I wouldn't want to find out she got all dressed up for pretty man whore over there. I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm going to do something to get her back; or at least to find out if she still loves me. Then I turn to look at her and she's got the deer stuck in the headlights look, the same once she had on in the hospital when I told her I thought she still cared about me. I just smirk and know my answer right away and I was about to say something when she turns around and speaks up.
"You know what? I need to stretch out, let's stop somewhere already."
"Yeah, I agree with Jackie. I'm ready to stretch out myself and get some more candy." I turn to look at Fez who's face lit up at the very idea. Men, this guy is weird sometimes.
So I get out in the next exit and stop at a gas station. I leave to the bathroom cause I need to piss so bad, and Eric and Kelso follow close behind. As I start come out I notice Jackie is talking to some guy right in front of the store. All I can see at this point is red, and all that's going thru my mind is go punch the shit out of that guy talking to MY girl. So I start walking towards them; and Eric notices and tries to run after me.
"What the hell are you doing? That's my girl you're talking to." That's the first thing that comes out of my mind as I went up to them. The guy looks at me and then at Jackie and just laughs. I should kick his ass for that. And then the stupid lil dill hole start to talk,
"Come on you're kidding right? Is he your boyfriend? You've got to be kidding, you're dating this guy, why?"
Then the stupid jackass starts to laugh and before Jackie could say anything I punched him hard. He hit the ground fast and loud. Then I start to laugh and turn to look at Jackie who's looking down at the guy and then at me shocked and didn't know what to do.
"Steven!!! I can't believe you just did that. Why would you punch him? We were just talking. It's not like we slept together, like you did with that skank nurse."
And with that she turned and walked into the car. Men, it's gonna be harder then I thought to get her to forgive me. She's not going to forgive me that easily for my mistake; I only did it once and Kelso cheated like hundred times. At this point I'm more mad at her for doing that. How can she forgive Kelso and not me. At least I told her about it and didn't deny it. What's this women's problem?
I'm walking back to the car as well all mad myself and turn to yell at the other's to hurry up.
"Come on guys let's hit the road. California's only two hours away." With that said I walked over to the car get in and slam the door shut.
1 Hour later. The sitting arrangements had changed. I was still driving and Jackie sitting next to me again and Fez next to her by the window upfront with us; Kelso was sitting behind me and Donna still in the middle but cuddled up to Forman. Both Donna and Eric fell asleep about ten minutes ago and Kelso and Fez where singing. Jackie was looking straight ahead to the road, I couldn't tell if she was still mad or not. So I decided to have a conversation with her while the other two idiots where too distracted to notice.
"So you still mad? Cause you know you don't have any right to be mad."
"What?? Are you joking? Are you high Steven, you had no right to punch him. You're not my boyfriend anymore, you can't tell me I can or can't talk to."
"I'm not gonna apologize because I'm not sorry for punching that guy Jackie. You know how I feel about you. When I saw you with Kelso I got angry and made a mistake, and you don't know how sorry I am for hurting you."
She can't ignore that subject forever. Plus we're in a moving car, it's not like she can try to run away again from this subject. I need to talk to her about this, but every time I try she never wants to talk to me about it. I just hope this turn out to be a huge fight over this, the last thing I need is for her to be even more mad then what she already was.
"You know what, Steven? I don't want to talk about this right now."
"You never do Jackie. Why do you always walk out on me when I want to talk to you about this?"
"Steven, don't. I don't want to talk about it, so let's just drop this ok."
"No, I'm not going to drop this. I will right now because it's not the best place to have this conversation but I'm not going to drop it so easily just to let you know."
I really don't have any thought of letting this go. I need some answers danmit. Both of us just sort of dropped the subject for the moment. I looked at her from the corner of my eyes and she looked like kinda sad, and feel bad that I'm the one who put that look on her face.
All of a sudden I hear a noise and don't know what it is. That makes everyone jump and scream, making Jackie grab a hold of my arm tight scooting over towards me. And then the back of the left side seems to be going down.. damn I think we got a flat, and if that wasn't bad enough the car seems to be slowing down but I know it's not from the tire. Damn I forgot to put gas at the gas station. Great they're all gonna blame me and yell, just what I needed.
Then the lovely couple from the back woke up, great I'm gonna hear it from Donna.
"What happened? Did you hit another cow?"
"No Donna I didn't hit anything. We just got a flat….and…uh…out of gas." I whispered the last part.
Then Jackie lets go of me which disappointed me, but then turn to her and she looks at me with confusion.
"What did you say Steven?"
"I forgot to put gas and now we're out ok. And we have a flat."
Then Donna hits me in the back of the head and speaks,
"Idiot, how can you forget to put gas, we where at a gas station to put gas in the car. That's just great."
"Calm down Donna. I'm sure Hyde can just walk towards a gas stations or something; seeing how he was the one who forgot to put gas in the car." Stupid Eric, I can't believe he's gonna make me walk to the gas station. Great just great.
"Steven, how stupid was that? Oh that's right you where too busy acting like a stupid dill hole at the gas station punching guys just because they can't stay away from me. I mean hello is it my fault that I look good?"
"Yeah that's right it's your fault. If you wouldn't of have talked to Mr. You've got to be joking I wouldn't of have forgotten to put gas in the car and we wouldn't be out of gas."
Oh men that's gonna make her even more mad then what she already was.
"No, no, no, no Steven don't you dare blame this on me. I wasn't the one who cheated, so this is all you're fault."
Great, she always bring that bullshit up. But before I could speak Eric just jumped in before we get really heated on this argument.
"Come on guys, not now. We've got to get out of the car first to change the tire and then we'll just walk to the gas station."
"Oh no, I'm not walking to the gas station just because short and Kosher forgot to put gas in the car. I mean seriously you guys call me the stupid one?"
That just made me pist and I punched him in the arm. This is all of his fault. If it wasn't for him and always trying to steal Jackie from me I wouldn't of cheated on her and she wouldn't of have broken up with me. Then all of a sudden Fez spoke, I almost forgot that he was here in the car with us.
"Well this isn't getting us anywhere. Come on you guys the sooner we get to California the sooner I can get my whores. So somebody fix the car NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Damn, I was a little surprise about his tone of voice and outbreak. I think all of us where because we just looked at him with wide eyes and kinda took backed up a little and where quiet. Then I knew exactly what to do to make this trip better, something to get us all relaxed and happier.
"You know what guys? I think I know what to do, to make us feel better."
I just smiled and everyone turned to look t me.
Ten minutes later We where sitting behind this giant rock on the side of the road in our little circle. This was MUCH better. It was starting to get late and no one seemed to be on the road so I doubt any one would stop and catch us.
"Guys I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you guys. You guys are my friends and are trying to get me whores; so I promise I wont yell at you guys anymore."
"That's ok fez, little buddy don't worry you didn't scare me. You know what would be funny?"
"What Kelso? What would be funny?" I asked him a little too scared to ask because of what his stupidity comes up with.
"I don't know Hyde, I asked if you guys knew what would be funny. Gosh, doesn't anyone listen to me." Man there is something seriously something wrong with this guy.
Then my little pixie started to ramble nonsense. "You know I once went on a road trip with the girls from cheerleading, and it was fun. Except they started to flash cars driving by. That's just slutty."
Everyone just turned to look at her weirdly, including me. I didn't know this, did she do it too? My eyebrow raised and looked at her trying to figure it out if she did or not. Danm that got me all hot and bothered.
"You know Jackie, if you feel the need to show Fez you're boobies go right ahead. Don't hold back, don't worry Hyde doesn't need to know about it."
"Yeah Fez, no. I don't feel the need to." Maybe she'll show them to me.
"Yeah Jackie if you need to show them to me please don't let me stop you." For a minute I thought she was going to flash me because her hands seemed go for her shirt but she didn't she just hit me hard in the chest. Man she can hit hard for a girl her size.
"Yeah Jackie don't be afraid to bring those bad boys out." Then I just punched Kelso in the arm for saying that.
"You know, I flashed a guy once."
We all just turned to look at Donna in shocked and Eric screamed like a little girl.
"Wha…..What?? When? Donna that guy better of have been me."
She just rolled her eyes and didn't say a word but started to laugh, and I immediately knew it wasn't Forman she flashed.
"God Donna, first you're a lumberjack and now a slut?" Then Donna stopped laughing and punch Jackie in the arm.
"I'm hungry, where's my candy and my whores you sons of bitches?"
"Fez man, we don't have any food or any whores at the moment. But if you want to walk to the nearest gas station go ahead, oh and while you're at it get some gas."
"No CANDY?!?!?!?!?!?!? You ate them didn't you? You're all…..you're all…..STUPID DILL HOLES!!!!!."
And with that he stormed back into the car and started to cry. That is one sad strange little man.
"Come on guys I'm getting kinda cold. Lets just go fix the car and head back on the road."
And then after Jackie said that we all got up and headed towards the car.
Ten minutes later Jackie volunteer to change the tire. I'm impress, she actually did it. Then she told me that Mr. Forman had thought her how to change the tire so I let her do that with Donna, while me and Forman walked to the gas station for some gas and candy for Fez and munchies for the rest of us.
When we came back Jackie had changed the tire and where already inside waiting for us. We put the gas in the car and we all got out of the car and changed positions. The girls had apparently changed into some pj's and we jus stayed the same.
Donna drove this time, I was tired and ready for a nap. Forman sat next to his fiancé and Kelso sat upfront with them and I sat behind Donna and Jackie next to me with Fez once again on her other side.
Ten minutes later I slightly woke up to Donna and Forman talking about something but didn't pay much attention because I noticed how me and Jackie had positioned ourselves. She was half of on my lap and one hand on my neck and the other around my waist, and I had one arm around the Jackie's back and the other on her thigh. So I just went back to sleep liking the feeling of her half on top of me again.
Then ten minutes later I heard Fez said something while I was still half asleep,
"I said pull over you bitch I need to go to the bathroom!!!!"