Eric
Hyde and I had to walk back to the hotel cause Donna said it would be too hard to get chunks out of the Cruiser. And Hyde doesn't like walking anywhere so he wasn't happy. I was nervous thinking Fez might throw up in the car but Donna said she would roll down a window and make him stick his head out of it. Hyde was not in a good mood because he didn't get any time alone with Jackie and now had to walk to the hotel. The cruiser drove passed us and Kelso pointed a finger at us and laughed. He was happy he didn't have vomit covering him. When we finally got back to the hotel Donna stood by our door complaining it took me forever to get back.
"Well hey Donna at least you don't have vomit all over your clothes and you didn't have to walk here," I said fed up.
"Yeah I guess your right Eric," She responded.
I walked into the room and peeled off my vomit-covered outfit and walked into the bathroom to take a shower. Donna was trying to yell at me over the water for leaving my clothes on the floor but I ignored her. We had fun at the park but then Fez had to go ruin it all by getting sick! Why couldn't Hyde or Jackie stop him from eating all that candy? Now I have to pay for it and she probably won't let me get any tonight. I always get screwed up for my friend's stupid mistakes like this!
"Eric will you hurry up in the shower? I'm gonna want hot water when I take a shower!" Donna yelled.
"Well why don't you just come in here with me?" I asked.
"Because Eric we have company!" She responded.
We have company? Who could it be? Oh man this sucks. I got out of the shower fast so I didn't piss Donna off and wrapped the towel around my waist. I stepped out of the bathroom looking for my clothes in the closet. Damn Donna must have moved my bags into the room. And we have company great!
I walked into the room and Kelso sat on the guest bed where my suit cases where laying.
"Kelso? What the hell are you doing here?" I asked him.
"Hyde kicked me out," He pouted.
"But it's your room too and I gave you the key!" I yelled.
"Yeah but at the park Jackie made me give the key to him incase I got lost," He said.
"Why did he kick you out?" I asked not sure I wanted to hear the answer.
"Well since Fez is sick Jackie took her bags and left. She is afraid she would get sick and she came to our room while I was in the shower. As soon as I got out Hyde pushed me out the door. He said he would bring my stuff over later," Kelso explained.
That's when I realized that Kelso was in my clothes and that's why my bags where on the bed. "Man Eric what does Big D see in you?" He said looking at me.
"Kelso if I were you I would not be talking!" I informed him "Cause I can kick you out just as easily as Hyde can!"
"Yeah right Eric! You would have to get Big D to throw me out," Kelso said and started to walk around the room.
The shower went off and Kelso started to walk over to the door. I grabbed him but he was right he was stronger then I was. He opened the bathroom door.
"Oops! Sorry," He began. But to his displeasure Donna was already dressed and combing her hair.
"Kelso what the hell?" she asked as Kelso mumbled Damn it. He walked away from the door and I just stood there.
"Eric! Why didn't you stop him?" She asked.
"I tired but he is on the dark side," I told her.
"Eric! Shut up about Star Wars already!" she yelled.
When we were at the park today I found a Star Wars shirt but she wouldn't let me buy it because she was sick of hearing about Star Wars and she made me give her a geek dollar. I didn't have enough money after she took the dollar. Sometimes I think Donna's on the dark side.
"You know you could of hit him with something or tried to push him into a wall," She informed me.
"Well at least he didn't see anything," I told her.
"And neither will you," She said.
"What do you mean Donna?" I asked her.
"I forgot my birth control pills," She told me.
"What? How could you forget something like that?" I asked. I mean really you take those pills every single day how could you forget to pack them? That would be like me forgetting to pack my Millennium Falcon figurine. What has gotten into Donna lately? Ever since we started getting closer to the move she has been acting totally different.
"Well why can't you carry a condom?" She asked furiously.
"Cause your on the pill!" I retorted.
"Well there's still a chance when I'm on the pill I can get pregnant! If you carried condoms there wouldn't be a chance!" She bellowed.
"Wait. hold on are you trying to blame this on me?" I asked. "It is your fault Eric if you brought condoms there wouldn't be this problem!" She yelled.
"Donna if you weren't so forgetful then there wouldn't be a problem!" I hollered.
"Hey Eric if you need a condom I can give you one," Kelso said.
We both turned to face Kelso. We both forgot he was there.
"Shut up Kelso!" we said in unison.
"Geez I was just trying to help!" He whined and walked back over to the bed.
"Eric sometimes you can be so stupid!" Donna yelled.
"Donna if you didn't take out your PMS on me we wouldn't be fighting right now," I told her and then realized what I just said. Shit I was in so much trouble and I would either have to sleep on the floor or in the same bed as Kelso.
"Oh!" Kelso let out. Even the dumbass knew what I said would get me in trouble.
Donna stood there shell shocked she couldn't believe what I had just said. "Get out," The words erupted from her lips.
"What?" I asked confused.
"Give me the key Eric and get out!" She yelled.
I threw the key at Kelso and walked to the door.
"Kelso help him with his bags," she told him.
"What you're kicking me out? You can't kick me out!" I informed her.
"Watch me," she said icy.
Kelso got up off the beds and walked towards me with my bags. She must of thought he was moving to slow because she intercepted the bags and threw them out the door at me.
"Thanks for the help Kelso!" I yelled at him.
"No problem buddy," He said and then Donna slammed the door.
I picked up my bags and walked to Hyde's room. He kicked Kelso out and he caused all of this I'm gonna kick Jackie out or him out and I'm gonna take his room. I knocked on the door but there was no response so I knocked again.
"Who is it?" Jackie's perky voice asked. "Eric," I responded.
Hyde opened the door. "What do you want Forman?" He asked.
"Donna kicked me out," I told him.
He stood there and laughed then he saw how serious I was and he stopped.
"What happened?" He asked.
"She forgot her pills and I told her to stop taking her PMS out on me," I told him.
"Wow Eric that was mean," Jackie said joining us. "And I'm pretty sure Donna didn't want any of the guys to know she didn't have her pills so she won't appreciate this when I tell her what you said,"
"Good one Jacks," Hyde said and laughed.
"But--," I began.
"Go check up on Fez, he's still sick," Hyde told me and then shut the door in my face.
How can he do that? It's his fault I don't have a room and he should be the one that had go to check up on Fez. I walked to the door next to his and knocked on it. A sick looking Fez answered the door.
"Eric," His face brightened up a little.
"Hey Fez," I said.
"What are you doing here?" He asked.
"Donna kicked me out," I told him "And I need a place to stay,"
"Oh. Well come in," He said and then ran to the bathroom. He shut the door and began puking.
Man this is gonna be a long night.
Hyde and I had to walk back to the hotel cause Donna said it would be too hard to get chunks out of the Cruiser. And Hyde doesn't like walking anywhere so he wasn't happy. I was nervous thinking Fez might throw up in the car but Donna said she would roll down a window and make him stick his head out of it. Hyde was not in a good mood because he didn't get any time alone with Jackie and now had to walk to the hotel. The cruiser drove passed us and Kelso pointed a finger at us and laughed. He was happy he didn't have vomit covering him. When we finally got back to the hotel Donna stood by our door complaining it took me forever to get back.
"Well hey Donna at least you don't have vomit all over your clothes and you didn't have to walk here," I said fed up.
"Yeah I guess your right Eric," She responded.
I walked into the room and peeled off my vomit-covered outfit and walked into the bathroom to take a shower. Donna was trying to yell at me over the water for leaving my clothes on the floor but I ignored her. We had fun at the park but then Fez had to go ruin it all by getting sick! Why couldn't Hyde or Jackie stop him from eating all that candy? Now I have to pay for it and she probably won't let me get any tonight. I always get screwed up for my friend's stupid mistakes like this!
"Eric will you hurry up in the shower? I'm gonna want hot water when I take a shower!" Donna yelled.
"Well why don't you just come in here with me?" I asked.
"Because Eric we have company!" She responded.
We have company? Who could it be? Oh man this sucks. I got out of the shower fast so I didn't piss Donna off and wrapped the towel around my waist. I stepped out of the bathroom looking for my clothes in the closet. Damn Donna must have moved my bags into the room. And we have company great!
I walked into the room and Kelso sat on the guest bed where my suit cases where laying.
"Kelso? What the hell are you doing here?" I asked him.
"Hyde kicked me out," He pouted.
"But it's your room too and I gave you the key!" I yelled.
"Yeah but at the park Jackie made me give the key to him incase I got lost," He said.
"Why did he kick you out?" I asked not sure I wanted to hear the answer.
"Well since Fez is sick Jackie took her bags and left. She is afraid she would get sick and she came to our room while I was in the shower. As soon as I got out Hyde pushed me out the door. He said he would bring my stuff over later," Kelso explained.
That's when I realized that Kelso was in my clothes and that's why my bags where on the bed. "Man Eric what does Big D see in you?" He said looking at me.
"Kelso if I were you I would not be talking!" I informed him "Cause I can kick you out just as easily as Hyde can!"
"Yeah right Eric! You would have to get Big D to throw me out," Kelso said and started to walk around the room.
The shower went off and Kelso started to walk over to the door. I grabbed him but he was right he was stronger then I was. He opened the bathroom door.
"Oops! Sorry," He began. But to his displeasure Donna was already dressed and combing her hair.
"Kelso what the hell?" she asked as Kelso mumbled Damn it. He walked away from the door and I just stood there.
"Eric! Why didn't you stop him?" She asked.
"I tired but he is on the dark side," I told her.
"Eric! Shut up about Star Wars already!" she yelled.
When we were at the park today I found a Star Wars shirt but she wouldn't let me buy it because she was sick of hearing about Star Wars and she made me give her a geek dollar. I didn't have enough money after she took the dollar. Sometimes I think Donna's on the dark side.
"You know you could of hit him with something or tried to push him into a wall," She informed me.
"Well at least he didn't see anything," I told her.
"And neither will you," She said.
"What do you mean Donna?" I asked her.
"I forgot my birth control pills," She told me.
"What? How could you forget something like that?" I asked. I mean really you take those pills every single day how could you forget to pack them? That would be like me forgetting to pack my Millennium Falcon figurine. What has gotten into Donna lately? Ever since we started getting closer to the move she has been acting totally different.
"Well why can't you carry a condom?" She asked furiously.
"Cause your on the pill!" I retorted.
"Well there's still a chance when I'm on the pill I can get pregnant! If you carried condoms there wouldn't be a chance!" She bellowed.
"Wait. hold on are you trying to blame this on me?" I asked. "It is your fault Eric if you brought condoms there wouldn't be this problem!" She yelled.
"Donna if you weren't so forgetful then there wouldn't be a problem!" I hollered.
"Hey Eric if you need a condom I can give you one," Kelso said.
We both turned to face Kelso. We both forgot he was there.
"Shut up Kelso!" we said in unison.
"Geez I was just trying to help!" He whined and walked back over to the bed.
"Eric sometimes you can be so stupid!" Donna yelled.
"Donna if you didn't take out your PMS on me we wouldn't be fighting right now," I told her and then realized what I just said. Shit I was in so much trouble and I would either have to sleep on the floor or in the same bed as Kelso.
"Oh!" Kelso let out. Even the dumbass knew what I said would get me in trouble.
Donna stood there shell shocked she couldn't believe what I had just said. "Get out," The words erupted from her lips.
"What?" I asked confused.
"Give me the key Eric and get out!" She yelled.
I threw the key at Kelso and walked to the door.
"Kelso help him with his bags," she told him.
"What you're kicking me out? You can't kick me out!" I informed her.
"Watch me," she said icy.
Kelso got up off the beds and walked towards me with my bags. She must of thought he was moving to slow because she intercepted the bags and threw them out the door at me.
"Thanks for the help Kelso!" I yelled at him.
"No problem buddy," He said and then Donna slammed the door.
I picked up my bags and walked to Hyde's room. He kicked Kelso out and he caused all of this I'm gonna kick Jackie out or him out and I'm gonna take his room. I knocked on the door but there was no response so I knocked again.
"Who is it?" Jackie's perky voice asked. "Eric," I responded.
Hyde opened the door. "What do you want Forman?" He asked.
"Donna kicked me out," I told him.
He stood there and laughed then he saw how serious I was and he stopped.
"What happened?" He asked.
"She forgot her pills and I told her to stop taking her PMS out on me," I told him.
"Wow Eric that was mean," Jackie said joining us. "And I'm pretty sure Donna didn't want any of the guys to know she didn't have her pills so she won't appreciate this when I tell her what you said,"
"Good one Jacks," Hyde said and laughed.
"But--," I began.
"Go check up on Fez, he's still sick," Hyde told me and then shut the door in my face.
How can he do that? It's his fault I don't have a room and he should be the one that had go to check up on Fez. I walked to the door next to his and knocked on it. A sick looking Fez answered the door.
"Eric," His face brightened up a little.
"Hey Fez," I said.
"What are you doing here?" He asked.
"Donna kicked me out," I told him "And I need a place to stay,"
"Oh. Well come in," He said and then ran to the bathroom. He shut the door and began puking.
Man this is gonna be a long night.