Fez
"Michael?"
"Annette?"
Oh my lord. I turned to look at the beautiful Annette standing there looking so hot in that tiny little top and short shorts. She's just standing there looking like the most beautiful angel I've ever seen smiling sweetly at Kelso, and Kelso's just standing there mouth wide open like an idiot.
I turned to look over at Eric and Donna who seemed just as shocked as Kelso, but I don't think they're as happy to see Annette as Kelso. Kelso is now smiling like an idiot and has this goofy look on his face, I think he thinks he's going to get lucky. Damn Kelso, they're here to get me a whore not him.
"Annette what are you doing here? You look hot, you wanna do it?"
Leave it to Kelso to say something like that, but that always works on that stupid son of a bitch. Why?? I look just as good as Kelso, well ok I know he's good looking and funny and got gorgeous eyes and hair, and when he talks to you he's got you thinking that you're the only one he wants. He hogs up all the whores, when will it be my turn to get all the whores?? When???
"No Michael I don't do that remember? I'm here with some friends but I got lost and can't find them. We're supposed to go to this concert around here but I can't remember who's playing."
Just how I like them hot and stupid. Maybe if I sweet talk her she'll let me have sex with her, since I am now an expert after loosing my virginity. Then all of a sudden I got an idea and it's got to work please let it work.
"Hey Annette why don't you stay with us until you find your friends again? I've got an extra bed in my room since Jackie is sleeping with Hyde."
All of a sudden I just see Eric, Donna, and Kelso just stare at me and out of no where Donna hits me in the back of the head.
"Ow, Donna what was that for?"
Damn she hits hard.
"No Big D I think Fez has a point. Annette and I can share a bed," Kelso agreed with me giving me two thumbs up.
Poor unsuspected fool, if he only knew about my master plan to steal Annette right from under his own nose. He he he, fool.
"Ok, but we're not sleeping together Michael. You can share the bed with Fez. It is Fez right?"
"Aye, you remember my name. Yes it's Fez but if you don't like it I can be whoever you want. Candy?"
I told her holding out a big bag of gummy worms for her. She smiled and grabbed some of my candy. She's eating some of my candy. She wants me.
"So where's Jackie?" Annette asked us with a disgusted tone in her voice, I guess she's still doesn't like Jackie too much.
Uh, oh I hope this doesn't turn out to be too bad. But maybe we'll get a little mud wrestling girl action. Maybe I'll get them both since I'm so irresistible to women now a days.
Then all of a sudden I heard Kelso shriek like a little girl so I turned to see what he was screaming for; and when I looked forward to the direction he was starring at we saw Jackie and Hyde holding hands, walking towards us.
They where walking quietly and Hyde was carrying Jackie's bags, she apparently did some shopping of her own. We all saw this coming, I mean eventually they where going to end up together because they love each other. Well maybe we all saw it coming except for Kelso.
"What is Michael? I thought they've been together since the last time I came to visit?"
My sweet angel asked Kelso looking at him then at the couple coming towards us. She then turned to look at me and Eric and Donna waiting for someone to explain what was going on. I took that opportunity to start my plan to seduce her.
I put my arm around her shoulder and started walking with her towards Eric and Donna,
"well you see it's a long story but I'll explain it to you my love."
1 hour later
After explaining what happened to Annette we were all going to heading off to the car, we were all tired and ready for some dinner. I would love to eat some more candy but the sons of bitches won't let me eat, they say I'm gonna get sick again. What do they know, are they doctors?? No they're not.
Once we got to the car we noticed that we weren't going to fit, maybe Annette will sit on my lap.
"So how are we going fit?" Jackie asked looking at Annette, she wasn't too happy that she was going to stay with us.
Annette wasn't at all too pleased either and got right in front of Jackie before answering,
"maybe if we didn't have a skank we would fit."
"You're right if we didn't have you we would fit," Jackie answered taking a step forward.
Then Annette took a step forward too before answering,
"I know.'
Then we all turned to look at her and wondered if she realized that she just burned herself. This has got to be a curse or something, to be beautiful and be an airhead. I mean look Kelso, Annette, Pam, and many other beautiful whores from Point Place.
After several attempts to try to sit ourselves in the vista cruiser we somehow managed to fit. Annette refused to sit on Kelso's lap and mine and Jackie and Donna refused to sit on our laps. Gees, you'd think that they thought we where going to feel them up, well maybe but they don't have to rude about it. They should take it like a compliment since they're so hot.
Eric was going to drive back to the hotel so Donna sat next to him since they had just made up and I sat with them up front. I wanted to sit in the back with Annette but stupid Kelso beat me to the seat, he sat right in the middle with Annette right behind me and Jackie sitting on Hyde's lap.
Kelso was not too pleased that Jackie was sitting in Hyde's lap so he kept trying to show off by trying to be all over Annette constantly trying to put his arm around her or her chest.
We decided to grab a hamburger to go, so we tried to look for a place and noticed a lot of places with windows in them and giving free food out.
"Guys, let's go to that place they're giving hamburgers and drinks for free."
"Yeah Fez they're not actually giving them out for free," Eric tried explaining it to me.
"But Eric look at the man on the inside of the window is giving those people in the car food and drinks."
"Fez it's a drive-in, or drive-thru or whatever, we have those at home. You order food and they give it to you and you have to pay for it," Annette told me in such a sweet voice that I knew she wanted me.
We decided to go to one of those drive-thru places called McDonalds, and took our food to the hotel. We all went up to eat in Donna's and Eric's room while we talked and fooled around. Donna was talking to Jackie and Eric was talking to Hyde, while me Annette and Kelso talked.
"So Annette do you go want to do it now?"
"No Michael I don't do that remember?"
"But how much more can you hold off for?"
That's not how you treat a girl like that, you treat her like a delicate flower, sweet, gentle and special which I'm going to show him how.
"Kelso, Kelso, Kelso, don't you see that Annette doesn't want to be pressured? She wants to feel special, like a flower. Right Annette?"
Then I took her hand and kissed it while looking at her eyes, oh yeah I'm smoothed. Then she giggled and blushed, she's blushing I can't believe it it's actually working.
"Yeah Michael, what Fez said." Then she giggled some more before scooting closer to me, oh man maybe I'll get lucky.
Oh no, I hope Jackie doesn't want to come back to the room now that I'm not sick, I know that Eric isn't going to come back since he made up with Donna so he won't be a problem. I'll just have to go ask Jackie if she'll spend the night with Hyde, which I know neither will mind.
With that I turned to look at Annette taking her hand before speaking to her,
"I just have to go do something and I'll be back really quick so don't move," then I kissed her hand and headed over to the table where Jackie, Hyde, Eric, and Donna where sitting at talking.
"Jackie?"
"What Fez?"
"Is it ok if you spend the night with Hyde again? I kinda want to spend the night with Annette."
She stayed quiet for a while then looked at Hyde, "is that ok Steven?"
Then everyone was looking at Hyde who was starring right back at Jackie.
"Yeah, sure whatever."
So then she turned to look at me and answered very quietly.
"Yeah, ok Fez let me just go get my stuff and I'll be out of your way."
"Thanks Jackie."
With that she went to get her stuff and Hyde followed her and I walked back to Annette and Kelso.
"Well Annette I think I want to go to my room, you want to go?"
"That's ok Fez Annette and I will go to your room you stay here with Eric and Donna incase they need something."
Stupid son of a bitch, he thinks he can steal my women? I think not, so I turned to look at Annette and put my hand for her to take.
"That's ok Michael, you stay here with Eric and Donna just incase they need something. Let's go Fez," she told Kelso then smiled at me and took my hand and we started to walk off.
"Fine!!!"
That was the last thing I heard from him as me and Annette went to our room. We where almost at the door when I noticed Jackie and Hyde coming out of the room with all of her stuff, he was helping her bring her stuff to their room. Someone else will probably be getting some, I doubt it but if they do, do it and I don't then I'm gonna listen in on them.
"Night Fez," Hyde waved and gave me a smirk and Jackie was just starring at Annette then they went inside their room.
"Night guys, I'll see you tomorrow," with that me and Annette walked in our room as well.
"So Annette, come sit next to Fez."
I motioned for her to sit next to me in the bed and she did. She smiled sweetly and came to sit next to me and took my hand.
"You know Fez, I think you're really sweet. I've never met someone like you, where are you from?"
That's as far as we got before I heard someone banging at the door. Damn it it's Kelso.
"Come on you guys open the door it's getting dark outside."
Oh no he'll ruin everything, I have to get rid of him. So I turned to look at her and kissed her hand once again cause I can tell she likes that because she giggles every time like she did right now.
"Hang on my sweet, I'll get rid of Kelso for us."
"Ok."
I went to open the door just slightly because I didn't want to give Kelso a chance to barge in. He then tried to step inside the room but I wouldn't let him and we struggled for a little bit and then he gave up.
"Damn Fez, I don't have a place to stay open the door. I want to sleep too you know."
"Go back with Eric and Donna, Kelso. We're talking over here."
"They kicked me out. They said I couldn't sleep with them because I tried to walk in on Donna in the bathroom again."
"Well go to Jackie and Hyde's room."
I then turned to look at Annette and smiled and turned back my attention to Kelso.
"Fine!!!"
With that I closed the door and went to sit next to Annette on the bed. She once again took my hand and started to talk to me.
"So Fez do you have a girlfriend?" She asked me in a flirty voice.
"No she dumped me," I told her very sadly hopeful that she'll feel sorry enough to sleep with me.
"Aww, you poor baby," she then grabbed me and gave me a huge hug and then started rubbing my back.
"Why would someone do that to someone as sweet as you?"
Holy mother of god maybe she will let me sleep with her.
"I know she broke my heart. I feel so lonely now."
"You're not alone Fezzie, I'm here for you."
Then she did something I never expected she grabbed my face and kissed me. She's kissing me and I wonder how far she'll let me go.