Okay, disclaimer, I don't own Yugioh, wish I did but I don't.
Yugi: You promised you'd let me go insane this chapter!
Pegasus: We'll see…
Chapter 3: Alcohol, Sugar, and a Little DDR
"So, what should we do first?" asked Yugi.
"Truth or Dare!" said Jou.
"Fine," agreed Yami, "Tomb Robber, truth or dare?"
"Dare," said Bakura.
"I dare you to… aw, this is boring. Let's play I never!"
"Perfect!" said Mai, "I brought sone alcohol!" *pours a glass for everyone*
"I'll start," said Seto, "but first, Mokuba has to leave…he's too young for this."
"Aww…" moaned Mokuba, but went upstairs.
"I've never been called any kind of animal."
"Dog," said Jounouchi, taking a drink, "Not funny, Seto."
"Porcupine…head," said Yami.
"Albino bat," said Bakura.
"I never got a detention," said Anzu, "I'm a perfect student." Yugi, Jou, Bakura, Yami, Mai, and Otogi took a drink.
"Wow," said Yugi, "I've never been drankren done we red are platter yoken-head!"
"I don't think that came out right," said Ryou. After a while, everyone had gotten everyone else drunk.
"You know what?" said Jou, "I have a crush on someone here. I love you…" Just then he fell asleep.
"SETOOOOOOOOO!!!" said Yugi, "You are really TALL!!!!!! And I am short. WANT MY PUZZLE??? Well you can't HANDLE the truth!!! HAAHAAHAA!!!"
"I think Yugi's lost it," said Anzu. Then they all heard a noise from the TV upstairs.
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family…"
"MOKUBA!" yelled Seto, "turn off the blarpen television and come down here!"
After a couple hours, everyone was back to normal.
"Wanna go to my arcade?" Seto asked.
"YEAH!" everyone said together. They went to Seto's basement which was, surprisingly, an arcade.
"Let's play dance dance revolution!" Anzu suggested. First, she beat Mai on the song 'Butterfly', Yugi somehow beat Jou in 'Dam Dariram', then the last match they played was with Mokuba and Seto. At the end, the steps sped up and Seto slipped and failed.
"Ah, crap," said Seto. Malik then challenged Ryou to the motorcyle game. Malik won by 2 laps.
"Why did you challenge me, Malik?" asked Ryou.
"You're the easiest to beat at anything without your Yami around to help you,"said Malik, "Wanted to be sure I'd win." Mai challenged Anzu to a rematch, but in arm wrestling. They went up to the 'Arm Wrestling Robot', and Mai beat her.
"Knew I'd beat ya there, hon," Mai said in her proud voice. Then Jou made the mistake of challenging Seto to a shooting game. BOOM. 10 points Seto. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. 30 points Jou. Once there were 15 seconds left, Seto had 150 points, Jou had 180. Seto knew he had to win…even if it meant doing this.
"Jou-kun," said Seto, almost regretting to do this, "I love you." Then he gave him a small peck on the cheek. Jounouchi stood there watching the screen, not daring to move. Seto got 40 points and won the game.
"Had to do it," said Seto, smirking as he walked away. About an hour later, everyone went back upstairs. 6 people were chosen to play risk, and everyone else watched. Yugi was the first to make a move.
"I attack Japan!"
"That's your country, Yugi," Mai said, rolling her eyes.
"Then I attack Ontario!"
"That's you, too."
"Brazil…"
"Can I have my turn now?" After much confusion in risk, Yugi wandered off and found the sugar.
"Hey everyone…" he said in a small voice. "MY HAIR IS POINTY!!!" Then he tried to stab people with his hair.
"Sure…" said Malik. Everyone decided to go for a 1 am swim. Bakura kept throwing people into the water and drowning them, while Shizuka was pushed into the deep end and started to drown – for real.
"Help! HELP!!!" Shizuka yelled. Yugi tried to save her, but started drowning himself. Then, behind the tree in the backyard close to the fence going into the neighbours yard, Insector Haga appeared. (a/n: Insector Haga in the dub is Weevil.)
"I'll save you!" he said. He jumped in but started to drown because of Bakura, so 3 people were hopelessly stuck drowning beside the ladder leading out of the pool. Seto threw over a dueling disk to Haga, who summoned his Great Moth card, who saved everyone except Haga, who drowned and disappeared.
"I'll kill him!" said Seto, "He destroyed a duel disk!"
"He's dead already," Otogi pointed out.
"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!?!"
"No, I honestly don't think you do."
"Ah. I see."
"Let's go upstairs now and…sleep…" said Yugi.
"Yes," said Seto, "I will also go and…sleep…FIND THE BIG 'T'!!!!"
"I think they've gone crazy," said Shizuka.
"Why haven't I been mentioned in this chapter?!?!" said Honda. Everyone went upstairs into the spare room. What will happen next?
Pegasus: I need ideas for this fic! Please, please, please!!!
Jounouchi: Does Seto really love me?
Pegasus: I guess we'll never know…
Ryou: I'm just happy I didn't get drowned.
Honda: What do you have against me to not put me in your fic a lot?
Pegasus: Nothing. And by the way, the big T thing was from the Simpsons. I need opinions, though. Should I do a point of view thing? With who? Or not? Please review!