Pegasus: Here's the last chapter! Enjoy! And by the way, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh…I really wish I did…
Yugi: I think I am going to go to sleep now.
Pegasus: YOU CAN'T GO TO SLEEP!!! YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR ME NOW!!!!
Yugi: If you insist…
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Chapter 4: Oh no! My cat spontaneously combusted!
Everybody went upstairs into the guestroom. They all sat on the floor.
"Let's tell scary stories!" said Jounouchi. "Once, and this is a true story, I was watching TV and all of a sudden…I got hungry. So I went into the kitchen, opened up the fridge to get a snack, when…THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA WAS GONE!"
"Oni-chan?" said Shizuka, "I ate the last piece. You know that." Jou blushed.
"I'm tired," said Anzu, "Let's sleep now." So everyone went to sleep in their beds except for Jounouchi.
"Seto…."
"What?!"
"I don't wanna sleep here."
"Then go somewhere else!"
"Okay." So Jounouchi went to the first bed in the room, belonging to Yugi and Yami.
"Yugi…"
"Meh."
"Make your spirit go into the soul room thing so I can sleep here."
"Nah…lazy…purple monkey dishwasher, Jou. PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!" Jounouchi went to every bed (not to mention almost having his head cut off by Bakura for waking his hikari) and each one had the same result. "Purple monkey dishwasher, Jou. PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!"
"Seto…"
"Nani??"
"Everyone keeps saying 'Purple monkey dishwasher, Jou. PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!'"
"Then sleep at the other end of the bed." Jounouchi did as told, and fell right asleep. Seto, however, was kept awake by snoring.
"OWCH! YOU BAKA!"
"Mmm…chicken…"
"OW! You stupid…STOP BITING ME!!!" Jou wouldn't get off, so Seto just tried to get to sleep again. Yugi then got up, not able to control his sleepwalking, and walked into Seto's new kitten, Adena. She spontaneously combusted, and Yugi's hair caught on fire. He ran around and set the house into flames.
"AHHH!!!!" he yelled, "I'M BALD!!!" Jou was talking in hi sleep.
"Mmm….birthday cake. Mmm…candles. Mmm…fire. FIRE?!" He then got up and started screaming like a schoolgirl. Everyone woke up and followed Jounouchi's example.
"AHH! Help! Fire! FIRE!!!"
"Wait a minute…" said Jou, "I wonder what fire looks like upside down…" Jounouchi then stood against one of the burning walls on his head. "Hey, the ceiling's on fire. Cool!" He saw his pants smoking. "Ah! I'm on fire!" Malik then, for no particular reason, or so he thought at the time, started a bath of frozen water. 10 minutes later it was ready.
"RYOU!" he shouted, "GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!" Ryou walked in, and Malik stuck Ryou's head into the freezing cold water. His hair looked like a sponge. The whole Yu-Gi-Oh cast came in, including some duel monsters, and started singing.
"Are you ready kids?"
"We aren't kids."
"I can't hear you!"
"Ready!"
"Good enough. Oooohhhhhhhhhh…..Who lives in a house with his crazy yami?"
"Spongehead Ryou!"
"With huge locks of hair and like climbing his tree?"
"Spongehead Ryou!"
"If Kaiba makes Yami Bakura feel mad…"
"Spongehead Ryou!"
"Then he will come out and beat everyone up!"
"I don't wanna sing anymore," said Otogi.
"Me neither," said Shizuka. Malik took Ryou and swabbed his hair all over the house, thus putting out the fire.
"Yay Malik!" everyone cheered.
"What about me?" said Ryou.
"Sure, you gotta have some pride," said Honda. Then he noticed Yugi was gone.
"Where's Yugi?" asked Honda.
"Here I am!" said Yugi, coming into the room. "I just called the school saying we wouldn't be there today cause we all caught the flu."
"Number one, Yug," said Jou, "We don't have the flu. Number two, today is Saturday!"
"Okay, then," replied Yugi, "Let's go to school!" Everyone agreed and started toward Domino High. They went to the cafeteria and ate some cold bean casserole for lunch. Then they went back to Seto's house. But unfortunately for the older Kaiba brother, Mokuba had shouted, "Trash the house!" when everybody entered the mansion, so the whole place was a pile of garbage after an hour. Everyone then left except Yugi.
"That was fun! And the trashing of the house was a great idea! Let's have another party soon!" At the thought of this, Seto twitched.
"I'm fine with that, as long at the party is at your house next time."
The End!
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Pegasus: Please review! I wanna know how my first completed fic was. What do you think, Pegasus?
Pegasus J. Crawford: I thought it was a splendid performance. But I could've seen a little more romance, don't you think?
Pegasus: Please don't flame cause you didn't get to see your favourite couples together! I wanted to make a no-sense thing, and I hope it worked!
Pegasus: Why do we have the same name?
Pegasus: YOU STOLE MY NAME FIRST!
Pegasus: But the show came out long before your Pegasus side was created.
Pegasus: Oh, just shaddap. Remember, if you review….I will give you…a present…AIR! WONDERFUL AIR!
Jounouchi: Well, I thought it was good…see you in the next fic! Hopefully…