"I'm mad at you," declared Alphabeta Gammadelta.
James killed him. Then he got online.
There were so many types of stories about him... there were ones where he and Jesse were "just friends", there were some where he was gay, there were some where he was in love with cassidy... and a lot of them were really explicit sex scenes with Jesse.
Um.
He was sort of shocked, he didn't know how to react... I mean, he did love Jesse... duh... but why the ash were so many people writing about it? Were they stalking him???
Hmm... maybe... maybe he could write one...
Just one. A true one. One that really described the relationship he had with his partner, and the one he wanted to have....
He wouldn't post it... no, he would just write it for jollies.
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Two hours later, he had finished. It was perfect. It described everything he was feeling.... including everything. Yes.
Deciding to post it anon. after all, he... posted it anon and turned the computer off.
Behind a bush (What? In every story, there's always a convenient bush) Mondo stood. He ran to China, then back to Japan and told Jesse what James had written.
Then a giant squirrel bit his head off.
Jesse shrugged and went to go read the story at the link mondo had told her... www.jamesmorgandidnotwritethissodontbesuspecious.com.
James appeared next to her and screamed when he noticed what she was reading.
"I DIDN'T WRITE IT I SWEAR!"
"Um... okay... James, relax! I know you wrote it, I wanted to tell you-"
"THAT YOU HATE ME?? I KNEW IT! NOW I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF!" He shreiked (aww) and then made an eight count turn to the left, playing in quarter notes.
Meowth appeared and slapped tina. "Look, James, you can't kill yourself, it's already been in a rocketshippy story before..."
"Oh, right... so instead, I'll go play basketball..."
James left, skipping happily. Jesse finished the story with mixed feelings. What if James had written all of the other fanfics, too? Even the explicit ones??
James was one sick dude, writing about her and cassidy like that! Her and butch like that! Her and ... him like that... for the public eye!!
She plotted revenge... and began to write a story of her own... smiling a very, very evil (yes, it's used correctly, not like tess) grin.
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James came back at half past 7, sweating and exhausted.
"How was your game, James?" Meowth asked... (Jesse was still online)
"It sucked. I lost really badly to this guy named Maddox... dude, he lied! He told me he SUCKED at basketball... but really he's like, the best! He kicked everyone's ass!
"Hmm... yeah, figures."
Meowth and James went to bed and lived, while Jesse finished her story...
James killed him. Then he got online.
There were so many types of stories about him... there were ones where he and Jesse were "just friends", there were some where he was gay, there were some where he was in love with cassidy... and a lot of them were really explicit sex scenes with Jesse.
Um.
He was sort of shocked, he didn't know how to react... I mean, he did love Jesse... duh... but why the ash were so many people writing about it? Were they stalking him???
Hmm... maybe... maybe he could write one...
Just one. A true one. One that really described the relationship he had with his partner, and the one he wanted to have....
He wouldn't post it... no, he would just write it for jollies.
_________________________________________
Two hours later, he had finished. It was perfect. It described everything he was feeling.... including everything. Yes.
Deciding to post it anon. after all, he... posted it anon and turned the computer off.
Behind a bush (What? In every story, there's always a convenient bush) Mondo stood. He ran to China, then back to Japan and told Jesse what James had written.
Then a giant squirrel bit his head off.
Jesse shrugged and went to go read the story at the link mondo had told her... www.jamesmorgandidnotwritethissodontbesuspecious.com.
James appeared next to her and screamed when he noticed what she was reading.
"I DIDN'T WRITE IT I SWEAR!"
"Um... okay... James, relax! I know you wrote it, I wanted to tell you-"
"THAT YOU HATE ME?? I KNEW IT! NOW I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF!" He shreiked (aww) and then made an eight count turn to the left, playing in quarter notes.
Meowth appeared and slapped tina. "Look, James, you can't kill yourself, it's already been in a rocketshippy story before..."
"Oh, right... so instead, I'll go play basketball..."
James left, skipping happily. Jesse finished the story with mixed feelings. What if James had written all of the other fanfics, too? Even the explicit ones??
James was one sick dude, writing about her and cassidy like that! Her and butch like that! Her and ... him like that... for the public eye!!
She plotted revenge... and began to write a story of her own... smiling a very, very evil (yes, it's used correctly, not like tess) grin.
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James came back at half past 7, sweating and exhausted.
"How was your game, James?" Meowth asked... (Jesse was still online)
"It sucked. I lost really badly to this guy named Maddox... dude, he lied! He told me he SUCKED at basketball... but really he's like, the best! He kicked everyone's ass!
"Hmm... yeah, figures."
Meowth and James went to bed and lived, while Jesse finished her story...