Chapter 7: The Interviews
(Written in Script from)
9:20 AM w/ May Rowland
HERMIONE: Where did you graduate?
MAY: From www.magicalcollege.com. It's for people who can't afford college.
DRACO: What experience do you have with writing speeches or helping people?
MAY: I love people and I have never written a speech, but I do like to write pretty poems.
HERMIONE: Thank you for your time, we'll contact you with further information if you get the job.
10:45 AM w/ Ginny Rodgers
HERMIONE: Where did you graduate?
GINNY: From Graplefort U.
DRACO: What experience do you have with writing speeches or helping people?
GINNY: I am very good with people and I was on debate team at GU for my impressive speech writing.
HERMIONE: You are very qualified and we will surely notify you with further information.
Between the 10:45 interview and the 12:00
HERMIONE: So, Ms. Rodgers has an impressive résumé.
DRACO: Yes, but she's too old, we need new blood.
HERMIONE: You just want to get down your new secretaries pants don't you?
DRACO: Well, it would be a plus, but I would like to look at someone half way decent when I come into the office in the morning.
HERMIONE: Oh, so that's all I was, eye candy?
DRACO: No, no, no, but come now we have more interviews and then lunch.
12:00 PM w/ Susan Parker
HERMIONE: How old are you Miss Parker?
SUSAN: I am 16 and I just graduated from the Stapleton University in Edgerton.
DRACO: Are you sure that you can do this work?
SUSAN: I am quite sure; I am used to working a 6 hour day.
HERMIONE: This is no 6 hour job, try 19 hours.
SUSAN: So, you're a workaholic?
HERMIONE: No, that is what these jobs demands, and trust me you need to have a good moral standing to endure working with this man, I mean wizard master. (Laughs)
DRACO: Ha, ha, ha. Now, back to business, we'll contact you at another date.
LUNCH
HERMIONE: So, I'm sure you want Miss Parker to be your new assistance.
DRACO: So, how did you know?
HERMIONE: Just a guess.
DRACO: Don't you think she can do the work?
HERMIONE: Oh yes, of course, if you can feed her every three hours and change her nappies.
DRACO: Come now, you surely don't think that.
HERMIONE: Oh no, it would just be illegal to shag her, after all it is rape, even if it was consensual.
DRACO: Always on top of the game I see Hermione.
HERMIONE: Always.
DRACO: Who do you suppose should be my assistant?
HERMIONE: Ginny Rodgers, she has the most experience and isn't an object to you, and that is important for a job.
DRACO: You always know how to burst my bubble.
HERMIONE: Good, but look at the time, it's almost time for our next interview.
DRACO: Not another one.
2:30 PM w/ Carolyn Flynn
HERMIONE: Do you agree with the terms and agreements that are on the forms of contract and agreement?
CAROLYN: Yes, but I do not understand one part, what does this mean, "Under the circumstances you have signed to you may not quit without giving two weeks notice, under which you will still work with the firm until your two weeks are up. Also, under this contract you will not have the ideal to move on to a new company and/or firm unless you are cleared by Mr. Malfoy."
HERMIONE: That means that you have to give two weeks notice before quitting and you have to work here until the two weeks are up. Also, you have to basically have permission to go onto another law firm from Mr. Draco.
CAROLYN: Thank you and I think that I fit the credentials for the job. I am a diligent worker and I love to work.
DRACO: We'll contact you. Thank you.
(Carolyn leaves)
DRACO: She seems muggle-ish, not very dedicated or enthusiastic. I think Miss Parker will do splendidly.
HERMIONE: You amaze me.
(They walk out and get back to their work.)
(Written in Script from)
9:20 AM w/ May Rowland
HERMIONE: Where did you graduate?
MAY: From www.magicalcollege.com. It's for people who can't afford college.
DRACO: What experience do you have with writing speeches or helping people?
MAY: I love people and I have never written a speech, but I do like to write pretty poems.
HERMIONE: Thank you for your time, we'll contact you with further information if you get the job.
10:45 AM w/ Ginny Rodgers
HERMIONE: Where did you graduate?
GINNY: From Graplefort U.
DRACO: What experience do you have with writing speeches or helping people?
GINNY: I am very good with people and I was on debate team at GU for my impressive speech writing.
HERMIONE: You are very qualified and we will surely notify you with further information.
Between the 10:45 interview and the 12:00
HERMIONE: So, Ms. Rodgers has an impressive résumé.
DRACO: Yes, but she's too old, we need new blood.
HERMIONE: You just want to get down your new secretaries pants don't you?
DRACO: Well, it would be a plus, but I would like to look at someone half way decent when I come into the office in the morning.
HERMIONE: Oh, so that's all I was, eye candy?
DRACO: No, no, no, but come now we have more interviews and then lunch.
12:00 PM w/ Susan Parker
HERMIONE: How old are you Miss Parker?
SUSAN: I am 16 and I just graduated from the Stapleton University in Edgerton.
DRACO: Are you sure that you can do this work?
SUSAN: I am quite sure; I am used to working a 6 hour day.
HERMIONE: This is no 6 hour job, try 19 hours.
SUSAN: So, you're a workaholic?
HERMIONE: No, that is what these jobs demands, and trust me you need to have a good moral standing to endure working with this man, I mean wizard master. (Laughs)
DRACO: Ha, ha, ha. Now, back to business, we'll contact you at another date.
LUNCH
HERMIONE: So, I'm sure you want Miss Parker to be your new assistance.
DRACO: So, how did you know?
HERMIONE: Just a guess.
DRACO: Don't you think she can do the work?
HERMIONE: Oh yes, of course, if you can feed her every three hours and change her nappies.
DRACO: Come now, you surely don't think that.
HERMIONE: Oh no, it would just be illegal to shag her, after all it is rape, even if it was consensual.
DRACO: Always on top of the game I see Hermione.
HERMIONE: Always.
DRACO: Who do you suppose should be my assistant?
HERMIONE: Ginny Rodgers, she has the most experience and isn't an object to you, and that is important for a job.
DRACO: You always know how to burst my bubble.
HERMIONE: Good, but look at the time, it's almost time for our next interview.
DRACO: Not another one.
2:30 PM w/ Carolyn Flynn
HERMIONE: Do you agree with the terms and agreements that are on the forms of contract and agreement?
CAROLYN: Yes, but I do not understand one part, what does this mean, "Under the circumstances you have signed to you may not quit without giving two weeks notice, under which you will still work with the firm until your two weeks are up. Also, under this contract you will not have the ideal to move on to a new company and/or firm unless you are cleared by Mr. Malfoy."
HERMIONE: That means that you have to give two weeks notice before quitting and you have to work here until the two weeks are up. Also, you have to basically have permission to go onto another law firm from Mr. Draco.
CAROLYN: Thank you and I think that I fit the credentials for the job. I am a diligent worker and I love to work.
DRACO: We'll contact you. Thank you.
(Carolyn leaves)
DRACO: She seems muggle-ish, not very dedicated or enthusiastic. I think Miss Parker will do splendidly.
HERMIONE: You amaze me.
(They walk out and get back to their work.)