Hello again!! We're back, with another thrilling instalment of Legolas
Drops In! Woah! Four reviews! Thank you so much to the reviewers!!!!! Sorry
your names aren't up at the top, they will be at the bottom!! So, last time
we left Legolas, he was having a tantrum on the platform of Hogwarts
station.
Chapter 2- OK, This is weird..
Legolas vaguely heard the word 'stupefy!' then everything went black.
"Ugh! My head hurts!" whined Legolas, sitting up in his bed (in Hogwarts hospital wing, but he doesn't know that) "Mummy! I had a really bad dream!" he promptly started wailing again.
"Merlin's beard! Don't make me stun you again!" said a stern female voice.
*Ah, slight problem, this may NOT be a dream* thought Legolas.
He looked around him. He was in a strange room, adorned with paintings. The people in the paintings were. WAVING??????
"You evil spawn of Sauron!" Legolas screamed at the deputy head of the school, namely professor McGonagol. "You friend of the Orcs! You, you, you TREE TRUNK!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* A/N: Just thought you may like to know. that apparently, in Latin the rudest word you could ever say to anyone was, erm, tree trunk! Look, we didn't make up the language, OK?
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Legolas leapt toward towards the canvasses, desperate to free the trapped people. He was almost there.
"Freezio." (We weren't very inspired at that moment in time)
Legolas found to his surprise that he couldn't move. That it, he couldn't move apart from his mouth, so he decided to use it.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! What'shappenedtome, whatsgoingon, whyamIsuspendedunabeltomove? Aaaaaaaaaa...."( What's happened to me, what's going on, why am I suspended unable to move?!)
"Will you kindly refrain from hyperventilating?" asked McGonagol calmly.
"I AM NOT HYPERVENTILATING, I HAVE NEVER HYPERVENTILATED, AND. what is hyperventilating anyway?" he paused and took a deep breath "What are you doing to me?"
" I think, young man, that the question here is, what are YOU doing HERE? Who are you?"
"I am Legolas Gr"
"Lockhart!" shouted an old wizard who had just burst through the door.
"Gandalf? Thank God you're here!"
"I'm not Gandalf, I am Albus Dumbledore."
*Things really aren't going my way* thought Legolas grimly. However, a plus side of this wizened old man's arrival was he could now move. He tried to run away.
"Accio elf!"
He found himself flying backwards, and landed with a thump, yet again causing severe trauma to his delicate buttocks.
"Minerva, is this any way to treat a pupil?"
*A pupil?*
"This is Gilderoy Lockhart's son, isn't that right Legolas?"
"No! I am Legolas Gr- ow!" the wizard had just prodded him very hard "I mean, yes!"
"Very good. I have made accommodation arrangements for you. Since you seem to have such a fetish for green, you are in Slytherin (cliché or what?!). Here is your house master now."
In walked a sour faced man dressed all in black.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Dark Rider!" Legolas ran at the man and began kicking his shins "Die, scum of Mordor!"
"Petrificus Totalus!" (Dumbledore)
"Wingardium Leviosa!" (McGonagol)
"Get of me, dammit!" (Snape)
This resulted in Legolas floating into the air, completely unable to move. This time, his mouth was included. He rolled his eyes frantically.
"If you promise to behave, we'll let you down. This is not a 'Dark Rider', this is professor Snape- your house master." At this point Dumbledore turned to Snape " Professor, this is Legolas Lockhart.. I trust you will accommodate him in your house?"
"Of course, headmaster." Said Snape through gritted teeth "but are you saying that this is the offspring of Gilderoy Lockhart?"
"Indeed, Severus. Now kindly show Legolas to the house."
The spells were released, and Legolas fell to the floor with a bump.
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Eventually the common room was reached, taking twice as much time as normal, because Legolas kept trying to free the 'prisoners' from the paintings, and had great fun leaping from staircase to staircase. It was as much as Snape could do to refrain from strangling the boy.
"Professor? Why is your eye twitching?"
"Grrr."
So, they arrived in the dungeons. Legolas shivered, he didn't think much of it, so dark and gloomy. They stopped outside of.
"A brick wall?"
"No, you ignorant pointy-eared twit! This is the door to Slytherin. The password must be kept secret at all times." Snape looked furtively around before saying ".
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Cherny: Oooooh, scary cliff-hanger!
Silveretta: Look, it was the best I could do, OK?
Jess: *Roll eyes* Well try harder! Cherny, you'll need to get the whip out again!
Silveretta: Hmph! Well, hope you liked it! We had fun writing it!
Cherny: And now we have some very special people to thank.
Jess: Very Very VERY Special Thanks to Suzalina, you helped write some of it (but we're more important).
Silveretta: Yeah, Suz baby, we luvs ya! *Blows massive kiss* and also thanks to.
Cherny: Kyle Smith
Jess: creepylipstick
Silveretta: Vertigo
Cherny: And Ivory Tower
Jess: Please everyone else, REVIEW!
Silveretta: And post any ideas in reviews, or email us, we're always listening!
Cherny: Oh, and if you want us to review your story, please tell us the name, as some of you very talented individuals have posted multiple stories, and we don't know which ones you want read!
All: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chapter 2- OK, This is weird..
Legolas vaguely heard the word 'stupefy!' then everything went black.
"Ugh! My head hurts!" whined Legolas, sitting up in his bed (in Hogwarts hospital wing, but he doesn't know that) "Mummy! I had a really bad dream!" he promptly started wailing again.
"Merlin's beard! Don't make me stun you again!" said a stern female voice.
*Ah, slight problem, this may NOT be a dream* thought Legolas.
He looked around him. He was in a strange room, adorned with paintings. The people in the paintings were. WAVING??????
"You evil spawn of Sauron!" Legolas screamed at the deputy head of the school, namely professor McGonagol. "You friend of the Orcs! You, you, you TREE TRUNK!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* A/N: Just thought you may like to know. that apparently, in Latin the rudest word you could ever say to anyone was, erm, tree trunk! Look, we didn't make up the language, OK?
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Legolas leapt toward towards the canvasses, desperate to free the trapped people. He was almost there.
"Freezio." (We weren't very inspired at that moment in time)
Legolas found to his surprise that he couldn't move. That it, he couldn't move apart from his mouth, so he decided to use it.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! What'shappenedtome, whatsgoingon, whyamIsuspendedunabeltomove? Aaaaaaaaaa...."( What's happened to me, what's going on, why am I suspended unable to move?!)
"Will you kindly refrain from hyperventilating?" asked McGonagol calmly.
"I AM NOT HYPERVENTILATING, I HAVE NEVER HYPERVENTILATED, AND. what is hyperventilating anyway?" he paused and took a deep breath "What are you doing to me?"
" I think, young man, that the question here is, what are YOU doing HERE? Who are you?"
"I am Legolas Gr"
"Lockhart!" shouted an old wizard who had just burst through the door.
"Gandalf? Thank God you're here!"
"I'm not Gandalf, I am Albus Dumbledore."
*Things really aren't going my way* thought Legolas grimly. However, a plus side of this wizened old man's arrival was he could now move. He tried to run away.
"Accio elf!"
He found himself flying backwards, and landed with a thump, yet again causing severe trauma to his delicate buttocks.
"Minerva, is this any way to treat a pupil?"
*A pupil?*
"This is Gilderoy Lockhart's son, isn't that right Legolas?"
"No! I am Legolas Gr- ow!" the wizard had just prodded him very hard "I mean, yes!"
"Very good. I have made accommodation arrangements for you. Since you seem to have such a fetish for green, you are in Slytherin (cliché or what?!). Here is your house master now."
In walked a sour faced man dressed all in black.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Dark Rider!" Legolas ran at the man and began kicking his shins "Die, scum of Mordor!"
"Petrificus Totalus!" (Dumbledore)
"Wingardium Leviosa!" (McGonagol)
"Get of me, dammit!" (Snape)
This resulted in Legolas floating into the air, completely unable to move. This time, his mouth was included. He rolled his eyes frantically.
"If you promise to behave, we'll let you down. This is not a 'Dark Rider', this is professor Snape- your house master." At this point Dumbledore turned to Snape " Professor, this is Legolas Lockhart.. I trust you will accommodate him in your house?"
"Of course, headmaster." Said Snape through gritted teeth "but are you saying that this is the offspring of Gilderoy Lockhart?"
"Indeed, Severus. Now kindly show Legolas to the house."
The spells were released, and Legolas fell to the floor with a bump.
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Eventually the common room was reached, taking twice as much time as normal, because Legolas kept trying to free the 'prisoners' from the paintings, and had great fun leaping from staircase to staircase. It was as much as Snape could do to refrain from strangling the boy.
"Professor? Why is your eye twitching?"
"Grrr."
So, they arrived in the dungeons. Legolas shivered, he didn't think much of it, so dark and gloomy. They stopped outside of.
"A brick wall?"
"No, you ignorant pointy-eared twit! This is the door to Slytherin. The password must be kept secret at all times." Snape looked furtively around before saying ".
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Cherny: Oooooh, scary cliff-hanger!
Silveretta: Look, it was the best I could do, OK?
Jess: *Roll eyes* Well try harder! Cherny, you'll need to get the whip out again!
Silveretta: Hmph! Well, hope you liked it! We had fun writing it!
Cherny: And now we have some very special people to thank.
Jess: Very Very VERY Special Thanks to Suzalina, you helped write some of it (but we're more important).
Silveretta: Yeah, Suz baby, we luvs ya! *Blows massive kiss* and also thanks to.
Cherny: Kyle Smith
Jess: creepylipstick
Silveretta: Vertigo
Cherny: And Ivory Tower
Jess: Please everyone else, REVIEW!
Silveretta: And post any ideas in reviews, or email us, we're always listening!
Cherny: Oh, and if you want us to review your story, please tell us the name, as some of you very talented individuals have posted multiple stories, and we don't know which ones you want read!
All: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!