WOOOOOHOOOOOO! THANK YOU EVERYONE! WE ARE NEARLY AT 20 REVIEWS AND
SILVERETTA IS DOING A VERY STRANGE LOOKING DANCE AROUND THE ROOM. Anyway,
we have toiled long and hard to get this to you (we wrote it in history),
so here is the long-awaited fruits of our labour.(yeah woteva!) Oh, and by
the way we own Suzanna!
CHAPTER 4- WHEN LEGOLAS MET HARRY
The morning dawned bright and sunny when Legolas sat up from his curled-up ball on the end of Draco's bed. Or rather, when he was pushed off the end by Draco's feet, which smelled really bad.
"Pooooooooowheeeeeeeeeee! What's that smell?" cried Legolas in something quite close to anguish.
Draco glared at him. Legolas glared back.
"Come on then, we haven't got all day! I'm scheduled to make Potter's life a misery in 10 minutes!"
"Ooooh! Harry Potter! What does he look like?"
"Can't miss him. Scrawny, glasses too big for his face, untidy hair. However, in a few years' time, all that Quidditch playing will pay off and he'll somehow turn into Harry Potter: Superhunk overnight. Quite amazing really."
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As they walked towards the dungeons, they sensed a presence following them
*Scary music plays*
They turned around slowly.
(A/N: Peeves is meant to be here, but he has ceased to exist because he was not used in the movie, so we'll just have to pretend he is!)
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! A ghost! A ghost! Save me Draco!" Legolas leapt into Draco's arms.
Just then, Snape left his chambers, and was also heading to the potions classroom. He saw a rather small Draco struggling under the weight of a somewhat larger Legolas.
*Dear God* he thought *This is going to be Hell.*
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They were seated in the classroom. They had been joined by a girl by the name of Suzanna, a pale haired skinny girl not unlike Draco. She was incredibly intelligent ,and was not, shall we say, very keen on Legolas, far from it. Anyhow, Legolas glanced across and saw Harry Potter next to him.
*Eww! Draco was right! But, if he just got contacts, had a haircut.*
Snape stole in (yeah, we said stole). Legolas jumped to his feet.
"Hey! Professor Snape! Yoohoo! Look! I'm in your class! Aren't you glad to see me?!"
"Sit down you imbecile!"
By this time most of the class was giggling, or in Ron's case, snorting.
"You stupid creature! Now you have delayed me showing Potter how much I hate him with a decent reason!"
Harry looked like he was about to cry.
"Oh, get over it Potter. If you're going to be star of this series, it's not all going to be plain sailing! Now! Pop Quiz! Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"
"Ummmm."
Legolas noticed a rather big-toothed girl shove her hand in the air.
*She must know the answer*
So he stuck his hand in the air as well.
Snape sighed.
"What is it, Mr. eugh.Lockhart?"
"A sleeping potion so powerful that it is known as the Draught of Living Death."
Snape fainted.
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When he recovered, he found Legolas staring into his eyes at a very close range.
"Gagh! What are you doing?"
"By the way, a bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat which will save you form most poisons and monkshood and wolfsbane are both the same plant, also known as aconite."
The girl (guess who) looked very pissed off indeed.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm." hummed Professor Snape ("It wasn't obvious to me okay?!?!" Jess) looking carefully at Legolas. "You seem to have a gift for potions and for your knowledge in the pop quiz I award Slytherin 100 points."
"Professor Snape!!!" cried Harry, Hermione and Ron simultaneously. (Why is Harry always said first????)
"What do you want?" snapped Snape.
"It's not fair, when Hermione knew the answer you didn't pick on her even though she put her hand up first!"
"Shut up, Potter!"
"But professor it's not fair!!"
"One more sorry little peep out of you three and 50 points from Gryffindor."
"Sir!."
"If you three don't shut up right now, you will find yourselves in detention AND 1000 points from Gryffindor."
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The Potions lesson continued. Professor Snape went around the class putting everyone into pairs. Malfoy and Legolas foun themselves in a pair. Working together they did everything right, unfortunately for Neville things didn't go as well.
* Okay, for all the Neville Longbottom fans, if you really need to know what happened to Neville read p.103 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone*
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Potions lesson ended with Malfoy and Legolas earning another 10 points each for Slytherin and Harry losing points by the minute for Gryffindor.
Malfoy led Legolas out of the dungeons.
"Hey I never would've guessed that you knew so much about potions!"
"Yeah, well, you know; being." Legolas was interrupted mid-sentence in his I-am-clever-but-I-am-going-to-attempt-to-make-you-think-I'm-a-modest-person speech by Malfoy who was dragging him whilst saying,
"Watch this, this is how to make Potter mad!"
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Author's note:
Jess: So how did you like it???????? Silveretta: Okay for once we are going to keep our author's note short!
*drum roll*
Cherny: Thank you to..
Silveretta: Wannabe hobbit!!!!!
Jess: Jennie!!!!!!!
Cherny: And last but not least .RivanKnight!!!!!
Silveretta: These three lucky people are going to appear in our next episode so keep writing nice reviews and you might get to be in it!!!!!!!
Jess: Well you guys are sooo amazing!!! Just keep on reviewing!!!!
*gives a sexy wink*
Cherny: Oh come one guys how much more sad can you get?????
Jess and Silveretta: Do you have a problem with that or something????
Cherny: Yeah well actually I do!!!!!!
*Lets just leave them there shall we!!*
CHAPTER 4- WHEN LEGOLAS MET HARRY
The morning dawned bright and sunny when Legolas sat up from his curled-up ball on the end of Draco's bed. Or rather, when he was pushed off the end by Draco's feet, which smelled really bad.
"Pooooooooowheeeeeeeeeee! What's that smell?" cried Legolas in something quite close to anguish.
Draco glared at him. Legolas glared back.
"Come on then, we haven't got all day! I'm scheduled to make Potter's life a misery in 10 minutes!"
"Ooooh! Harry Potter! What does he look like?"
"Can't miss him. Scrawny, glasses too big for his face, untidy hair. However, in a few years' time, all that Quidditch playing will pay off and he'll somehow turn into Harry Potter: Superhunk overnight. Quite amazing really."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ *^*^*^*^*
As they walked towards the dungeons, they sensed a presence following them
*Scary music plays*
They turned around slowly.
(A/N: Peeves is meant to be here, but he has ceased to exist because he was not used in the movie, so we'll just have to pretend he is!)
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! A ghost! A ghost! Save me Draco!" Legolas leapt into Draco's arms.
Just then, Snape left his chambers, and was also heading to the potions classroom. He saw a rather small Draco struggling under the weight of a somewhat larger Legolas.
*Dear God* he thought *This is going to be Hell.*
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ *^*^*^*^*
They were seated in the classroom. They had been joined by a girl by the name of Suzanna, a pale haired skinny girl not unlike Draco. She was incredibly intelligent ,and was not, shall we say, very keen on Legolas, far from it. Anyhow, Legolas glanced across and saw Harry Potter next to him.
*Eww! Draco was right! But, if he just got contacts, had a haircut.*
Snape stole in (yeah, we said stole). Legolas jumped to his feet.
"Hey! Professor Snape! Yoohoo! Look! I'm in your class! Aren't you glad to see me?!"
"Sit down you imbecile!"
By this time most of the class was giggling, or in Ron's case, snorting.
"You stupid creature! Now you have delayed me showing Potter how much I hate him with a decent reason!"
Harry looked like he was about to cry.
"Oh, get over it Potter. If you're going to be star of this series, it's not all going to be plain sailing! Now! Pop Quiz! Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"
"Ummmm."
Legolas noticed a rather big-toothed girl shove her hand in the air.
*She must know the answer*
So he stuck his hand in the air as well.
Snape sighed.
"What is it, Mr. eugh.Lockhart?"
"A sleeping potion so powerful that it is known as the Draught of Living Death."
Snape fainted.
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When he recovered, he found Legolas staring into his eyes at a very close range.
"Gagh! What are you doing?"
"By the way, a bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat which will save you form most poisons and monkshood and wolfsbane are both the same plant, also known as aconite."
The girl (guess who) looked very pissed off indeed.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm." hummed Professor Snape ("It wasn't obvious to me okay?!?!" Jess) looking carefully at Legolas. "You seem to have a gift for potions and for your knowledge in the pop quiz I award Slytherin 100 points."
"Professor Snape!!!" cried Harry, Hermione and Ron simultaneously. (Why is Harry always said first????)
"What do you want?" snapped Snape.
"It's not fair, when Hermione knew the answer you didn't pick on her even though she put her hand up first!"
"Shut up, Potter!"
"But professor it's not fair!!"
"One more sorry little peep out of you three and 50 points from Gryffindor."
"Sir!."
"If you three don't shut up right now, you will find yourselves in detention AND 1000 points from Gryffindor."
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The Potions lesson continued. Professor Snape went around the class putting everyone into pairs. Malfoy and Legolas foun themselves in a pair. Working together they did everything right, unfortunately for Neville things didn't go as well.
* Okay, for all the Neville Longbottom fans, if you really need to know what happened to Neville read p.103 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone*
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Potions lesson ended with Malfoy and Legolas earning another 10 points each for Slytherin and Harry losing points by the minute for Gryffindor.
Malfoy led Legolas out of the dungeons.
"Hey I never would've guessed that you knew so much about potions!"
"Yeah, well, you know; being." Legolas was interrupted mid-sentence in his I-am-clever-but-I-am-going-to-attempt-to-make-you-think-I'm-a-modest-person speech by Malfoy who was dragging him whilst saying,
"Watch this, this is how to make Potter mad!"
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Author's note:
Jess: So how did you like it???????? Silveretta: Okay for once we are going to keep our author's note short!
*drum roll*
Cherny: Thank you to..
Silveretta: Wannabe hobbit!!!!!
Jess: Jennie!!!!!!!
Cherny: And last but not least .RivanKnight!!!!!
Silveretta: These three lucky people are going to appear in our next episode so keep writing nice reviews and you might get to be in it!!!!!!!
Jess: Well you guys are sooo amazing!!! Just keep on reviewing!!!!
*gives a sexy wink*
Cherny: Oh come one guys how much more sad can you get?????
Jess and Silveretta: Do you have a problem with that or something????
Cherny: Yeah well actually I do!!!!!!
*Lets just leave them there shall we!!*