Hey! Heres chapter number two. I think its just as long as the last one... please r/r!
What A Night
"Kami!" Gohan screamed spitting out the sock "I have to contact Piccolo! Maybe he could come and save us!"
Videl rolled her eyes and shook the sock out of her mouth.
"Him and that Piccolo... I swear its too gay!" Videl thought snickering.
Gohan abruptly went deep into thought, almost a dreamy state.
"Piccolo, do you hear me?"
A loud grunt was heard, followed by a pretty nasty response.
"Yea kid, you want something?"
"Trunks and the others tied Videl and I up! We're stuck in the closet!"
"I'll be right over."
Piccolo dusted off his pants and began to levitate. Just when he was about to fly away something happened.
"Oh no you don't!"
Piccolos face fell.
"Great." he murmured turning around slowly.
"You have to work off what you ruined!" Mr Popo shouted.
"I don't have to listen to you." Piccolo stated ferociously "I'm leaving!"
"Oh no your not! Ill tell Dende if–"
"Nani?! No please, don't tell him! I have to save Gohan!"
Mr. Popo just rolled his eyes.
"Fine. Go save Gohan but when you get back don't expect to lye around all lazy! You still have some planting to do!"
"Yes Mr. Popo."
"Good. Now shoo."
Piccolo quickly took flight and headed for Gohan's house.
Meanwhile at Gotens house the group all stared at Bra, listening with great interest.
"So." Bra sang charmfully "Who's up for it?"
The crowd just sat there in stillness, waiting for someone to volunteer first.
"Ill play!" Paresu chirped happily, smiling at Trunks sweetly.
Trunk's jaw fell to the ground in shock. She's been doing this for months!
Every time Goten wasn't looking she'd make cute little passes towards him. Like a tease.
Sure she loved Goten but, that wouldn't stop her from batting her lashes at other guys now and then. She wouldn't be Paresu if she didn't!
"Ill do it then." Goten called smoothly "What's they're to loose right?"
"I'm in." Marron stated sitting next to Paresu.
Trunks quickly followed.
"I guess I'm playing then too."
All eyes were on Uub and Pan.
"Aw come on! Did you really expect us to just sit out?" Pan said grabbing a hold of Uub's hand, pulling him towards the circle.
"Alright then!" Bra said squealing "All we need is a bottle..."
Almost out of nowhere, Mr. Popo magically appeared handing Bra a bottle.
"What the–"
He then disappeared, only leaving a trail of purple smoke behind.
"Alrighty then." Uub said rather confused "Who's going first?"
"I will." Marron said nervously eyeing the group "What are the rules?"
"There are none." Pan stated dumbfoundly "Haven't you played before?"
"Well yea but, what happens if I land on a girl or something? What about if you get Goten?"
Pan shivered at the thought.
"You skip family and let someone else go."
"Yea, and if it's the same sex its only for a few seconds... How about ten? With no tongue involved." Bra added handing the bottle to Marron.
The group nodded and gazed at Marron.
"Ok." she said placing it on the floor "Here it goes!"
The bottle spined and spined, until finally stopping infront of Trunks.
He gulped.
"uhh–"
"Kiss him!" Goten called, giggling like a school girl.
"Well Ummm–" Marron stuttered blushing.
Bra sighed and pushed Marron onto him.
"Come on! You two make such a cute couple!"
"Hey!" They both called back, quickly drawing their attention back towards each other.
"So uhh who uhh."
"Yea Ummm... How about we just go in together. You know at the same time?" Marron said.
"Yea."
One, two, three.
Instantly they were tangled in a deep kiss, eyes closed and all...
"Kami, they look so–so cute!" Paresu squealed "Goten, do we look like that when we kiss?"
Goten was taken a back from the question.
"I don't know." Goten said scratching his head "I wonder..."
"Alright, alright! Break it up you two!" Pan shouted angrily pulling them apart.
The pair just blushed furiously, apologizing quietly.
"Who's going next?" Bra asked cluelessly.
"Well I think Trunks goes now and then the person he gets goes after him." Goten said leaning against the base of the couch.
"Ok then." Trunks stated blushing "Hm lets see."
Trunks spined the bottle rather forcefully, making it twirl pretty fast.
Once it stopped, everyone sighed.
"EW." Trunks said picking up the bottle, tossing it to Bra.
"Have fun with that."
"Oh I will!" Bra said spinning the bottle cooly.
Once it stopped however, Bra gasped.
"No!" she said pushing herself away from the group.
"Oh yes!" Goten called "You have to!"
"Yea!" The whole group chanted.
"Yea Bra." Marron stated smug, laughing a bit "Why don't I just push you on her–"
"No its fine." she stated queezy."
"Eh, Bra I don't want to either!" Paresu stated cutely, scrunching her nose a bit.
"Rules are rules!" Uub said trying to get a better view.
Bra and Paresu both sighed and looked at each other.
"Ten seconds right?" Bra asked all knowingly.
"Yup." Goten called nudging Trunks.
"Are you kidding me?!" Trunks shouted at Goten "I don't want to see that! She's my sister!"
"Oh yea I almost forgot... Too bad!"
Both Bra and Paresu made a disgusted face leaning in for their kiss.
From the moment their lips met Goten was glued. He liked this kind of stuff.
Too bad for him though, the ten seconds were done in a flash leaving Bra scowling.
"Paresu, its your turn." was all she said, wiping her mouth in disgust.
"Ok." Paresu cheered, taking the bottle.
Just when it looked like she was about to spin it, she placed it infront of Goten eyeing him seductively.
The pair then began to make very explicitly. Hands were roaming everywhere, tongues were god knows where and– well you get the picture. It was hot and steamy, no eggaderation! Eventually however, recieving a sigh of relief from the group, they made their way into Gotens room.
"Ok..." Uub stated slowly " It looks like we have two less players."
"Yea." Bra said, trailing off in jealousy.
Just for your information, Bra didn't hate Paresu she just envied her. Ever since Bra first laid eyes upon Goten she liked him, I mean they were destined to be together right? Well, one day this 'hooch' as Bra used to call her, came running into his arms stealing him away forever.
It just wasn't fair. She spent to many nights crying into her pillow over him! I guess he wouldnt care though, or anyone really. To everyone, she was just a little girl.
"I want to go next!" yelled Pan breaking Bra's deep thoughts.
Pan reached for the bottle and spined it, practically praying for Trunks.
It was whirling around in circles for what seemed like ages. Suddenly however, it came to a stop.
"Uub?!"
"Pan?!"
"Aw!" Bra squealed clapping her hands together like a retarded seal AN: LMAO sorry "Go on, pucker up you two!"
The pair just smiled awkwardly leaning in for the kill.
Once their lips hit, sparks went flying!
"Her lips are so soft." Uub thought placing a hand on the back of her head "And her hair... Its beautiful."
Pan absently sighed, she lived for this.
Sure on the outside Pan looked tough and tenacious but, she was a real sweetheart on the inside.
She was looking for a smart sensitive guy. A man who wasn't afraid to burp infront of her if you get what I mean. Someone like her but stronger. A guy who could hold her in his arms, and put her to sleep at night. Uub couldn't be that guy... Could he?
It was all she thought about until the kiss broke.
The twosome blushed like fire, leaving their cheeks with a smooth rosy color.
Not to mention they're stomachs were like burning! Pan felt as if acid were dripping into her stomach through his kiss... She meant that in a good way though! For that brief moment, she felt happy... She wanted to be with Uub.
"He's got me that hooked just after one kiss?" she thought to herself, almost having a spasm in glee.
"Well then, I'd say this game is pretty much killed." Trunks stated dully.
"Yea." Marron agreed "Lets do something else."
"Like...?" Bra asked.
"Well for starters, someone get Romeo and Juliet before I puke! The noises they've been making are sickening!" Pan said cringing.
The group gave a sweat drop in union all making up excuses as too why they coudlnt get them.
"Fine, fine!" Bra finally stated walking towards the door "I'll do it."
They all cheered happily, talking amongst each other in bliss.
Meanwhile, across the room Bra was doing all the dirty work!
"I cant believe I have to actually go in there and get them out... Sheesh what a bummer!"
Bra hesitantly put a hand on the knob, cringing at the noises she was hearing.
"Why me?" She asked right before taking the plunge.
What she saw didn't please her or anger her, just... Wierded her out.
"Oh Goten!" Paresu sang, rubbing what looked like mustard all over Gotens back.
"Oh Paresu yes! Put it right there!"
This was sick. They were feeding each other half naked, rubbing mustard, ketchup and what should be mayonnaise all over everything!
"Uhh maybe I should go..." Bra said trailing off.
"Oh no Bra! Why don't you join us?" Goten sang seductively, flashing off a Goku grin.
Bra couldn't help but recoil in disgust.
"That's ok!" She said backing out "I'm good! Uhh have fun with that."
Bang! The door was closed.
Bra couldn't help but lean against the door and sigh.
He was too weird, and she liked it. She absently slid down the door until she was greeted with the cold ground. Why was life so cruel? She always wondered that. Why didn't things ever work out the way she planned?
"Im thirsty!" Marron whined.
"Me too!" They all chanted, minus Bra.
Marron then stood up slowly advancing towards to kitchen.
"Ill go get some–"
"Allow me." Goten said wiping beads of sweat off his forehead.
Marron just shrugged and sat back down.
Bra quickly got up blushing and walked towards the group.
Goten couldn't help but smile as she scurried away quickly.
"Wow she–No never." Goten thought opening the refrigerator.
All that was inside was oh so wonderful Trix yogurt. Since Goten was in an eating mood, as usual, wait scratch that. Always in an eating mood he opened the yogurt and grabbed a spoon.
Just then something magical happened.
The whole room began to light up with vivid colors like yellow, red, and orange. Blue, purple and green were seen next, until every color possible was
Then, out of no where three little kids popped up giggling like little girls.
"Silly saiyan. Trix are for kids!"
Within seconds the little brats grabbed the yogurt and dashed into a puddle of colors.
Soon after that the whole room went back to normal leaving Goten in confusion.
"Am I high?" he thought opening the fridge again.
His eyes grazed the refrigerator shelves seeing if he missed anything.
"God dammit!" Goten yelled kicking the fridge "Can anything go right?!"
To his surprise two many cans of beer to count fell out of the fridge leaving him in awe.
AN: you all thought Goku was an innocent milk drinker didn't you?? Huh?! Bwahahahah!
"Beer?! My dad drinks beer?!"
Trunks then waltzed into the room.
"Goten hurry up with those–" he paused "Oh my Kami!"
"Yea, I know."
"Where did you get all of these wonderful little gifts?"
"I think they're my dads... They were hidden in the fridge."
"All of them?"
"Every single one."
Trunks smile grew wide as he picked up every single can he could carry.
"Way to go goku!" he shouted right before leaping into the living room.
"Beer for everyone one!" he sang, throwing a couple to the couch.
Instantly the whole group, minus Uub, ran towards their new holy grounds praising the beer.
"Finally! Something to get this party started!" Pan said, ripping off the tab.
"Tell me about it!" Marron chirped excitedly.
"Hey Uub!" Trunks called "Say hello to my friend Samuel Adams! He loves you!"
"Eh yea its ok Trunks, I don't want any." Uub replied.
"Uub, why don't you have some?" Bra asked motioning towards the pile.
"That's ok... I uhh don't drink."
"Oh come on! One beer wont kill you!"
Uub shrugged and walked towards the group, picking up a beer sighing.
"That's the spirit!" Mr. Popo said grinning like an idiot.
"Mr. Popo?! How did you get here?!" asked Marron.
"Uhh."
Poof! He was gone in a flash!
"That seems to happens a lot around here." Goten said as if it were normal.
The next 10 minutes was the same shit over and over. Chug, chug, chug! Was all they said, seeing who would throw up first. Everyone had at least 4 cans each by now leaving Bra, the drunkest.
"I have suuuuuuuch low tolerance you guys!" Bra said, obviously buzzed.
Abruptly, scaring the pants off everyone, Piccolo barged in slamming the door shut behind him.
"What are you kids doing?!" "Wait don't tell *Hiccup* me. Your going to disappear in a magical poo... Poo... Poof of magical poo... Poo... Poof of of... What was I talking about again?" Bra asked downing another.
"Piccolo come sit over here next to me. I'm very very very very lonely." said Pan as she patted then empty space next to her.
Piccolo just sighed and walked towards the closet.
Once he swung the door open he snatched the sock out of Gohans mouth.
"Mr. Piccolo! Im so glad to--"
Piccolo rolled his eyes and shoved the sock back into Gohans mouth. He then shut the closet door and smiled.
"Hey green bean! Have a beer!"peeped Paresu.
"Yea, try a beer! Their greeeeeaaaaaaaaattttt!" Uub shouted wobbling around.
"Oh no! Uub your drunk too?!"
"Abobiusvy!"
"Look everyone I can play the kazoo!" Paresu sang cheerfully.
Paresu then began to make humming noises, pretending her nose was an instrument.
"Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"
"Sponge Bob square pants!"
"Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!"
"Sponge Bob square pants!"
"If nautical nonsense be something you wish!"
"Sponge Bob square pants!"
"Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!"
Everyone then began to dance and cheer, throwing cups of beer into the air.
"This is an exact mix of amusement and annoyance... I like it." Piccolo thought grabbing a cup of beer. As he chugged it, he couldn't help but cringe at the taste. It left this bitter flavor on his tongue. Definatly nothing like the water he was used to.
One beer turned into three, which turned into seven, which turned into Kami knows how much!
Sooner or later the group was trashed, leaving them all messy wrecks on the couch.
"Yo check dis. I wuz all likes "young ho you besta be given me some shoes" and Mr. Popo wuz all likes "No way in hell I be givin your grimy lil feet my shoes." and den I was like "oh no you didn't! May da lord save you now child! Sheeit!"
"What happened next Piccy?" Marron asked worried.
"Uhh I don't know!"
The group then began to laugh for no apparent reason, which is the usual for someone drunk.
No one could stay seated, they all wanted to move around and fidget. It was hysterical!
"Hey guys lets play twister!" Trunks yelled grabbing the game, throwing it to the floor.
"Okie doke.." Goten said walking into a wall "Oh snap! Oh golly! The walls are moving now! Uh oh."
By the time Goten regained his composure the game had already started leaving him to sit next to Bra.
"Left hand green!" yelled Bra.
Everyone put there hands on Piccolo leaving him to think about the moment.
Just then, Goten saw a camera resting on a shelf. He quickly ran to get it grinning like an idiot.
"Right hand red."
Everyone put their right hands on red causing Marron to fall down.
"Oh damn! I fell! I guess now I go beddy bye."
Right then and there Marron passed out causing everyone to fall all over each other and giggle.
Almost freakishly, Trunks began to pet Marron's back referring to her as his 'chia pet'.
"Good Chia pet nice Chia pet!" he chanted picking her up and laughing.
Marron opened her eyes slowly and smiled, gently stroking Trunk's face.
"Where are you two rad dudes going?" Goten asked, stumbling towards them.
"To your Mommas house! Ohhhhh!!!" Trunks shouted breaking out into a fit of laughter.
"Come on baby, lets go!" Marron said pouting "Lets go somewhere where we can be alone."
Trunks nodded in response and took off, breaking through the window.
"Aw that's too cute!" Goten screamed running to the window "If you were going to my mommas house you would already be there! Aha! I beat you!"
Abruptly, Piccolo jumped onto a coffee table and cleared his throat.
"Hey I made up a song!" He yelled cracking his knuckles.
"What is it?"
"Yo bitch im a gangster, I wear all da bling bling and shit and I keep my bitches iced... you don't roll wit me cuz I aint nice. I'm down wit those long walks on da beach and playin
the flute... Da da doot!"
By this time, everyone was too out of it to pay attention.
"Hey! Trunks and Marron left." Uub said scratching his head "You want to bizounce?"
"Sure!" Pan said following him into the backyard "I'd love to!"
"If they're leaving then so am I!" Bra shouted running out the back door in hysterics.
"Goten save me!" Paresu screamed muffled "I cant see anything!"
"Get your head out of the couch then!"
Instantly Paresu's head flew out of the cochin (AN: Hopefully I spelt it right) leaving her grinning.
"I can see clearly now the cochins gone! I can see all the obstacles's in my way!"
"Piccolo is out of here." Piccolo said, falling into the TV breaking it.
"No!" Goten cried running towards the rubble.
"Exit, stage left."
Piccolo then disappeared out the front door.
"Why Kami?! Why must you torture me like this!" he shouted flying down to his knees "Its not fair!! No!"
"Goten, let's go!" Paresu asked nicely "Lets leave, im bored."
Goten wiped away his tears and berried some loose parts of the tv into a plant. Right after then, the pair left the house, instantly becoming specs in the distance.
Meanwhile in the backyard certain teens were running crazy!
"Uub!" Pan giggled, rubbing his stomach gently "Your so cute!"
Uub laughed picking her up and spinning her around.
While those two love birds were having a blast Bra was alone in thought.
"Everyone but me is happy right now... I cant believe it. Im Bra Ouji, Princess as a mater of fact.
Im rich, smart, beautiful, and have a great fashion sense... What else do I need?"
Bra then shakily stood up and grabbed her stomach.
"Im hungry!" she pouted searching around for something to eat.
Immediately she spotted some sort of mushroom growing on the floor next to her.
"Hmm."
Without hesitation she picked it up and plopped the small fungi into her mouth.
"Woah." she thought placing a hand on her head "Uub! Pan!"
No answer.
She frowned and walked towards them placing her hands onto her hips.
"Hello? I was talking to you!"
The two just smiled, melting into a puddle on the floor.
"Uhh." Bra said "That was weird..."
Almost magically Bra's world was filled with rainbows and pony's, not to mention the little faeries dancing about in the air.
You see, the mushroom she ate wasn't just any mushroom, but the magically love shrooms that grew in Chi Chi's garden. No wonder Goku was always so mellow at times!
Bra giggled uncontrollably, grabbing at random pieces of air in the sky.
"Laa Laa!"
Anyway, out of Bra's happy little world of love, Uub and Pan gazed at her confused.
"Should we even ask?" Uub said, while a small sweat drop appeared.
"No." Pan stated grabbing onto Uub's's hand and flying off.
Within minutes after they left Bra gasped and flew into the air. It must have been the mushrooms.
"Ahhh, stay away!" she screamed soaring across the air "Please no!"
In Bra's mind a giant bunny was chasing her, speaking in what seemed like French.
She shook her head violently and spotted a city.
"Maybe I can hide there for awhile..."
With a jolt of energy and a worried glance, Bra disappeared to find her haven.
Uhh oh! Chapter two is complete! He he I hope you like it! The next chapter should come out tomorrow, seeing that I'm done with it already. Read and Review!
What A Night
"Kami!" Gohan screamed spitting out the sock "I have to contact Piccolo! Maybe he could come and save us!"
Videl rolled her eyes and shook the sock out of her mouth.
"Him and that Piccolo... I swear its too gay!" Videl thought snickering.
Gohan abruptly went deep into thought, almost a dreamy state.
"Piccolo, do you hear me?"
A loud grunt was heard, followed by a pretty nasty response.
"Yea kid, you want something?"
"Trunks and the others tied Videl and I up! We're stuck in the closet!"
"I'll be right over."
Piccolo dusted off his pants and began to levitate. Just when he was about to fly away something happened.
"Oh no you don't!"
Piccolos face fell.
"Great." he murmured turning around slowly.
"You have to work off what you ruined!" Mr Popo shouted.
"I don't have to listen to you." Piccolo stated ferociously "I'm leaving!"
"Oh no your not! Ill tell Dende if–"
"Nani?! No please, don't tell him! I have to save Gohan!"
Mr. Popo just rolled his eyes.
"Fine. Go save Gohan but when you get back don't expect to lye around all lazy! You still have some planting to do!"
"Yes Mr. Popo."
"Good. Now shoo."
Piccolo quickly took flight and headed for Gohan's house.
Meanwhile at Gotens house the group all stared at Bra, listening with great interest.
"So." Bra sang charmfully "Who's up for it?"
The crowd just sat there in stillness, waiting for someone to volunteer first.
"Ill play!" Paresu chirped happily, smiling at Trunks sweetly.
Trunk's jaw fell to the ground in shock. She's been doing this for months!
Every time Goten wasn't looking she'd make cute little passes towards him. Like a tease.
Sure she loved Goten but, that wouldn't stop her from batting her lashes at other guys now and then. She wouldn't be Paresu if she didn't!
"Ill do it then." Goten called smoothly "What's they're to loose right?"
"I'm in." Marron stated sitting next to Paresu.
Trunks quickly followed.
"I guess I'm playing then too."
All eyes were on Uub and Pan.
"Aw come on! Did you really expect us to just sit out?" Pan said grabbing a hold of Uub's hand, pulling him towards the circle.
"Alright then!" Bra said squealing "All we need is a bottle..."
Almost out of nowhere, Mr. Popo magically appeared handing Bra a bottle.
"What the–"
He then disappeared, only leaving a trail of purple smoke behind.
"Alrighty then." Uub said rather confused "Who's going first?"
"I will." Marron said nervously eyeing the group "What are the rules?"
"There are none." Pan stated dumbfoundly "Haven't you played before?"
"Well yea but, what happens if I land on a girl or something? What about if you get Goten?"
Pan shivered at the thought.
"You skip family and let someone else go."
"Yea, and if it's the same sex its only for a few seconds... How about ten? With no tongue involved." Bra added handing the bottle to Marron.
The group nodded and gazed at Marron.
"Ok." she said placing it on the floor "Here it goes!"
The bottle spined and spined, until finally stopping infront of Trunks.
He gulped.
"uhh–"
"Kiss him!" Goten called, giggling like a school girl.
"Well Ummm–" Marron stuttered blushing.
Bra sighed and pushed Marron onto him.
"Come on! You two make such a cute couple!"
"Hey!" They both called back, quickly drawing their attention back towards each other.
"So uhh who uhh."
"Yea Ummm... How about we just go in together. You know at the same time?" Marron said.
"Yea."
One, two, three.
Instantly they were tangled in a deep kiss, eyes closed and all...
"Kami, they look so–so cute!" Paresu squealed "Goten, do we look like that when we kiss?"
Goten was taken a back from the question.
"I don't know." Goten said scratching his head "I wonder..."
"Alright, alright! Break it up you two!" Pan shouted angrily pulling them apart.
The pair just blushed furiously, apologizing quietly.
"Who's going next?" Bra asked cluelessly.
"Well I think Trunks goes now and then the person he gets goes after him." Goten said leaning against the base of the couch.
"Ok then." Trunks stated blushing "Hm lets see."
Trunks spined the bottle rather forcefully, making it twirl pretty fast.
Once it stopped, everyone sighed.
"EW." Trunks said picking up the bottle, tossing it to Bra.
"Have fun with that."
"Oh I will!" Bra said spinning the bottle cooly.
Once it stopped however, Bra gasped.
"No!" she said pushing herself away from the group.
"Oh yes!" Goten called "You have to!"
"Yea!" The whole group chanted.
"Yea Bra." Marron stated smug, laughing a bit "Why don't I just push you on her–"
"No its fine." she stated queezy."
"Eh, Bra I don't want to either!" Paresu stated cutely, scrunching her nose a bit.
"Rules are rules!" Uub said trying to get a better view.
Bra and Paresu both sighed and looked at each other.
"Ten seconds right?" Bra asked all knowingly.
"Yup." Goten called nudging Trunks.
"Are you kidding me?!" Trunks shouted at Goten "I don't want to see that! She's my sister!"
"Oh yea I almost forgot... Too bad!"
Both Bra and Paresu made a disgusted face leaning in for their kiss.
From the moment their lips met Goten was glued. He liked this kind of stuff.
Too bad for him though, the ten seconds were done in a flash leaving Bra scowling.
"Paresu, its your turn." was all she said, wiping her mouth in disgust.
"Ok." Paresu cheered, taking the bottle.
Just when it looked like she was about to spin it, she placed it infront of Goten eyeing him seductively.
The pair then began to make very explicitly. Hands were roaming everywhere, tongues were god knows where and– well you get the picture. It was hot and steamy, no eggaderation! Eventually however, recieving a sigh of relief from the group, they made their way into Gotens room.
"Ok..." Uub stated slowly " It looks like we have two less players."
"Yea." Bra said, trailing off in jealousy.
Just for your information, Bra didn't hate Paresu she just envied her. Ever since Bra first laid eyes upon Goten she liked him, I mean they were destined to be together right? Well, one day this 'hooch' as Bra used to call her, came running into his arms stealing him away forever.
It just wasn't fair. She spent to many nights crying into her pillow over him! I guess he wouldnt care though, or anyone really. To everyone, she was just a little girl.
"I want to go next!" yelled Pan breaking Bra's deep thoughts.
Pan reached for the bottle and spined it, practically praying for Trunks.
It was whirling around in circles for what seemed like ages. Suddenly however, it came to a stop.
"Uub?!"
"Pan?!"
"Aw!" Bra squealed clapping her hands together like a retarded seal AN: LMAO sorry "Go on, pucker up you two!"
The pair just smiled awkwardly leaning in for the kill.
Once their lips hit, sparks went flying!
"Her lips are so soft." Uub thought placing a hand on the back of her head "And her hair... Its beautiful."
Pan absently sighed, she lived for this.
Sure on the outside Pan looked tough and tenacious but, she was a real sweetheart on the inside.
She was looking for a smart sensitive guy. A man who wasn't afraid to burp infront of her if you get what I mean. Someone like her but stronger. A guy who could hold her in his arms, and put her to sleep at night. Uub couldn't be that guy... Could he?
It was all she thought about until the kiss broke.
The twosome blushed like fire, leaving their cheeks with a smooth rosy color.
Not to mention they're stomachs were like burning! Pan felt as if acid were dripping into her stomach through his kiss... She meant that in a good way though! For that brief moment, she felt happy... She wanted to be with Uub.
"He's got me that hooked just after one kiss?" she thought to herself, almost having a spasm in glee.
"Well then, I'd say this game is pretty much killed." Trunks stated dully.
"Yea." Marron agreed "Lets do something else."
"Like...?" Bra asked.
"Well for starters, someone get Romeo and Juliet before I puke! The noises they've been making are sickening!" Pan said cringing.
The group gave a sweat drop in union all making up excuses as too why they coudlnt get them.
"Fine, fine!" Bra finally stated walking towards the door "I'll do it."
They all cheered happily, talking amongst each other in bliss.
Meanwhile, across the room Bra was doing all the dirty work!
"I cant believe I have to actually go in there and get them out... Sheesh what a bummer!"
Bra hesitantly put a hand on the knob, cringing at the noises she was hearing.
"Why me?" She asked right before taking the plunge.
What she saw didn't please her or anger her, just... Wierded her out.
"Oh Goten!" Paresu sang, rubbing what looked like mustard all over Gotens back.
"Oh Paresu yes! Put it right there!"
This was sick. They were feeding each other half naked, rubbing mustard, ketchup and what should be mayonnaise all over everything!
"Uhh maybe I should go..." Bra said trailing off.
"Oh no Bra! Why don't you join us?" Goten sang seductively, flashing off a Goku grin.
Bra couldn't help but recoil in disgust.
"That's ok!" She said backing out "I'm good! Uhh have fun with that."
Bang! The door was closed.
Bra couldn't help but lean against the door and sigh.
He was too weird, and she liked it. She absently slid down the door until she was greeted with the cold ground. Why was life so cruel? She always wondered that. Why didn't things ever work out the way she planned?
"Im thirsty!" Marron whined.
"Me too!" They all chanted, minus Bra.
Marron then stood up slowly advancing towards to kitchen.
"Ill go get some–"
"Allow me." Goten said wiping beads of sweat off his forehead.
Marron just shrugged and sat back down.
Bra quickly got up blushing and walked towards the group.
Goten couldn't help but smile as she scurried away quickly.
"Wow she–No never." Goten thought opening the refrigerator.
All that was inside was oh so wonderful Trix yogurt. Since Goten was in an eating mood, as usual, wait scratch that. Always in an eating mood he opened the yogurt and grabbed a spoon.
Just then something magical happened.
The whole room began to light up with vivid colors like yellow, red, and orange. Blue, purple and green were seen next, until every color possible was
Then, out of no where three little kids popped up giggling like little girls.
"Silly saiyan. Trix are for kids!"
Within seconds the little brats grabbed the yogurt and dashed into a puddle of colors.
Soon after that the whole room went back to normal leaving Goten in confusion.
"Am I high?" he thought opening the fridge again.
His eyes grazed the refrigerator shelves seeing if he missed anything.
"God dammit!" Goten yelled kicking the fridge "Can anything go right?!"
To his surprise two many cans of beer to count fell out of the fridge leaving him in awe.
AN: you all thought Goku was an innocent milk drinker didn't you?? Huh?! Bwahahahah!
"Beer?! My dad drinks beer?!"
Trunks then waltzed into the room.
"Goten hurry up with those–" he paused "Oh my Kami!"
"Yea, I know."
"Where did you get all of these wonderful little gifts?"
"I think they're my dads... They were hidden in the fridge."
"All of them?"
"Every single one."
Trunks smile grew wide as he picked up every single can he could carry.
"Way to go goku!" he shouted right before leaping into the living room.
"Beer for everyone one!" he sang, throwing a couple to the couch.
Instantly the whole group, minus Uub, ran towards their new holy grounds praising the beer.
"Finally! Something to get this party started!" Pan said, ripping off the tab.
"Tell me about it!" Marron chirped excitedly.
"Hey Uub!" Trunks called "Say hello to my friend Samuel Adams! He loves you!"
"Eh yea its ok Trunks, I don't want any." Uub replied.
"Uub, why don't you have some?" Bra asked motioning towards the pile.
"That's ok... I uhh don't drink."
"Oh come on! One beer wont kill you!"
Uub shrugged and walked towards the group, picking up a beer sighing.
"That's the spirit!" Mr. Popo said grinning like an idiot.
"Mr. Popo?! How did you get here?!" asked Marron.
"Uhh."
Poof! He was gone in a flash!
"That seems to happens a lot around here." Goten said as if it were normal.
The next 10 minutes was the same shit over and over. Chug, chug, chug! Was all they said, seeing who would throw up first. Everyone had at least 4 cans each by now leaving Bra, the drunkest.
"I have suuuuuuuch low tolerance you guys!" Bra said, obviously buzzed.
Abruptly, scaring the pants off everyone, Piccolo barged in slamming the door shut behind him.
"What are you kids doing?!" "Wait don't tell *Hiccup* me. Your going to disappear in a magical poo... Poo... Poof of magical poo... Poo... Poof of of... What was I talking about again?" Bra asked downing another.
"Piccolo come sit over here next to me. I'm very very very very lonely." said Pan as she patted then empty space next to her.
Piccolo just sighed and walked towards the closet.
Once he swung the door open he snatched the sock out of Gohans mouth.
"Mr. Piccolo! Im so glad to--"
Piccolo rolled his eyes and shoved the sock back into Gohans mouth. He then shut the closet door and smiled.
"Hey green bean! Have a beer!"peeped Paresu.
"Yea, try a beer! Their greeeeeaaaaaaaaattttt!" Uub shouted wobbling around.
"Oh no! Uub your drunk too?!"
"Abobiusvy!"
"Look everyone I can play the kazoo!" Paresu sang cheerfully.
Paresu then began to make humming noises, pretending her nose was an instrument.
"Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"
"Sponge Bob square pants!"
"Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!"
"Sponge Bob square pants!"
"If nautical nonsense be something you wish!"
"Sponge Bob square pants!"
"Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!"
Everyone then began to dance and cheer, throwing cups of beer into the air.
"This is an exact mix of amusement and annoyance... I like it." Piccolo thought grabbing a cup of beer. As he chugged it, he couldn't help but cringe at the taste. It left this bitter flavor on his tongue. Definatly nothing like the water he was used to.
One beer turned into three, which turned into seven, which turned into Kami knows how much!
Sooner or later the group was trashed, leaving them all messy wrecks on the couch.
"Yo check dis. I wuz all likes "young ho you besta be given me some shoes" and Mr. Popo wuz all likes "No way in hell I be givin your grimy lil feet my shoes." and den I was like "oh no you didn't! May da lord save you now child! Sheeit!"
"What happened next Piccy?" Marron asked worried.
"Uhh I don't know!"
The group then began to laugh for no apparent reason, which is the usual for someone drunk.
No one could stay seated, they all wanted to move around and fidget. It was hysterical!
"Hey guys lets play twister!" Trunks yelled grabbing the game, throwing it to the floor.
"Okie doke.." Goten said walking into a wall "Oh snap! Oh golly! The walls are moving now! Uh oh."
By the time Goten regained his composure the game had already started leaving him to sit next to Bra.
"Left hand green!" yelled Bra.
Everyone put there hands on Piccolo leaving him to think about the moment.
Just then, Goten saw a camera resting on a shelf. He quickly ran to get it grinning like an idiot.
"Right hand red."
Everyone put their right hands on red causing Marron to fall down.
"Oh damn! I fell! I guess now I go beddy bye."
Right then and there Marron passed out causing everyone to fall all over each other and giggle.
Almost freakishly, Trunks began to pet Marron's back referring to her as his 'chia pet'.
"Good Chia pet nice Chia pet!" he chanted picking her up and laughing.
Marron opened her eyes slowly and smiled, gently stroking Trunk's face.
"Where are you two rad dudes going?" Goten asked, stumbling towards them.
"To your Mommas house! Ohhhhh!!!" Trunks shouted breaking out into a fit of laughter.
"Come on baby, lets go!" Marron said pouting "Lets go somewhere where we can be alone."
Trunks nodded in response and took off, breaking through the window.
"Aw that's too cute!" Goten screamed running to the window "If you were going to my mommas house you would already be there! Aha! I beat you!"
Abruptly, Piccolo jumped onto a coffee table and cleared his throat.
"Hey I made up a song!" He yelled cracking his knuckles.
"What is it?"
"Yo bitch im a gangster, I wear all da bling bling and shit and I keep my bitches iced... you don't roll wit me cuz I aint nice. I'm down wit those long walks on da beach and playin
the flute... Da da doot!"
By this time, everyone was too out of it to pay attention.
"Hey! Trunks and Marron left." Uub said scratching his head "You want to bizounce?"
"Sure!" Pan said following him into the backyard "I'd love to!"
"If they're leaving then so am I!" Bra shouted running out the back door in hysterics.
"Goten save me!" Paresu screamed muffled "I cant see anything!"
"Get your head out of the couch then!"
Instantly Paresu's head flew out of the cochin (AN: Hopefully I spelt it right) leaving her grinning.
"I can see clearly now the cochins gone! I can see all the obstacles's in my way!"
"Piccolo is out of here." Piccolo said, falling into the TV breaking it.
"No!" Goten cried running towards the rubble.
"Exit, stage left."
Piccolo then disappeared out the front door.
"Why Kami?! Why must you torture me like this!" he shouted flying down to his knees "Its not fair!! No!"
"Goten, let's go!" Paresu asked nicely "Lets leave, im bored."
Goten wiped away his tears and berried some loose parts of the tv into a plant. Right after then, the pair left the house, instantly becoming specs in the distance.
Meanwhile in the backyard certain teens were running crazy!
"Uub!" Pan giggled, rubbing his stomach gently "Your so cute!"
Uub laughed picking her up and spinning her around.
While those two love birds were having a blast Bra was alone in thought.
"Everyone but me is happy right now... I cant believe it. Im Bra Ouji, Princess as a mater of fact.
Im rich, smart, beautiful, and have a great fashion sense... What else do I need?"
Bra then shakily stood up and grabbed her stomach.
"Im hungry!" she pouted searching around for something to eat.
Immediately she spotted some sort of mushroom growing on the floor next to her.
"Hmm."
Without hesitation she picked it up and plopped the small fungi into her mouth.
"Woah." she thought placing a hand on her head "Uub! Pan!"
No answer.
She frowned and walked towards them placing her hands onto her hips.
"Hello? I was talking to you!"
The two just smiled, melting into a puddle on the floor.
"Uhh." Bra said "That was weird..."
Almost magically Bra's world was filled with rainbows and pony's, not to mention the little faeries dancing about in the air.
You see, the mushroom she ate wasn't just any mushroom, but the magically love shrooms that grew in Chi Chi's garden. No wonder Goku was always so mellow at times!
Bra giggled uncontrollably, grabbing at random pieces of air in the sky.
"Laa Laa!"
Anyway, out of Bra's happy little world of love, Uub and Pan gazed at her confused.
"Should we even ask?" Uub said, while a small sweat drop appeared.
"No." Pan stated grabbing onto Uub's's hand and flying off.
Within minutes after they left Bra gasped and flew into the air. It must have been the mushrooms.
"Ahhh, stay away!" she screamed soaring across the air "Please no!"
In Bra's mind a giant bunny was chasing her, speaking in what seemed like French.
She shook her head violently and spotted a city.
"Maybe I can hide there for awhile..."
With a jolt of energy and a worried glance, Bra disappeared to find her haven.
Uhh oh! Chapter two is complete! He he I hope you like it! The next chapter should come out tomorrow, seeing that I'm done with it already. Read and Review!