Oh BoOOoOyYy!
::ahem:: Okie im done.. Now then, WhAzZ GoOoOd?! Chapter three is here!! Yayy! You all should uhh review.. Uhh yea.. You see it's a condition I have that if–uhh you don't review I get all smelly and err.. Green... So yea review LOL and enjoy the fic!
What A Night
Broken furniture, a stained rug, crumpled cloths and much much more were all that was seen in room 312. Not to mention one badly hung over saiyan boy groping his head in pain.
"Kami!" Trunks exclaimed loudly "Last night sure was something.. I cant remember a thing!"
Trunks then yawned.
It looked about twelve noon, and you could already here people walking about through the halls and people splashing in the pool outside. This my friend made Trunks raise his brow. Usually, no wait never were there people walking through the halls in his house, he had his own private building, and no there was no pool on his side of the compound. Now, you would think that Gotens house was big enough for a hallway, and it was its perfectly logical but, a pool? What the Hell..? Just when those facts ran through his mind his eyes grew wide like saucers.
"Oh Kami!" He shouted, head darting back and forth "Where am I?!"
As he gazed around the pale blue room his eyes landed on something very unusual... There lying down next to the Kami knows what stains on the floor were costumes. A bunny suit, a nurses outfit, a metal spiked bra and of course--
"What the fuck is this!" Trunks wailed picking up what look liked a sock "Awww no, no!"
It was a sock alright and a very furry one at that! Too bad it wasn't a normal sock, Oh no!
The real reason why Trunks was screaming was because it was an elephants head with a strap dangling loosely on the back.. You know so he could wrap it around his waist and place his you-know-what in the you-know-where.
"Please tell me I didn't where this." Trunks groaned to himself in distaste placing a hand on his head.
Abruptly a draft filled the room sending Trunks shivering.
He dashed under the covers and sighed.
"Im naked." he said bluntly taking a mental note "Hmm."
Suddenly a hand slowly crept up his leg resting next to his groin.
He jumped causing the hand to slip someplace else.
"Ok, Trunks breath... Its twelve o' clock and im sitting in some bed, where? I don't know with some girl–hopefully with her hand on my crotch... Alright! Im not even married and I lost it! Bra owes me 50 big ones!"
Just when Trunks finished cheering a tsunami of thoughts crushed his mind.
"What if she had an STD and– and now I have it?! What if she's a he?! Or worse! What if its Bra?"
Trunk's eyes twitched uncontrollable as he bit his lip and stared at the sleeping figure.
"Whew! She doesn't have blue hair! Defiantly not Bra." Trunks thought wiping his forehead."But who?"
Trunks slowly threw the covers off of him and stood up. He stared at the tiny figure lying peacefully underneath the red silk sheets and sighed.
"I hope she's at least pretty." he mumbled reaching for the bed.
You know? Its times like these that got Trunks really nervous. I mean, who wouldn't get nervous?
Trunks was more of the dull type. Maybe even Lazy. Unlike his best friend Goten, Trunks always thought of the consequences, the rules, and the what ifs. He wasn't Mr. Safe but he was pretty cautious.
"Aha!" Trunks shouted, ripping the sheets of the sleeping figure "Now lets see what you look like–"
Trunks stopped. She shivered. This is when he loses his nerve.
He bit his lip and walked towards the balcony window in an attempt to close it. Not realizing his own strength, the door slammed shut sending the young girl flying up.
"Huh?" she exclaimed looking around "What the–"
She paused, he froze, and jaws dropped.
"Trunks?!"
"Marron?!"
"Oh shit!" They both sang in union falling to the floor anime style.
"Where are–"
"I don't know." Trunks said taking a step back "How did we–"
"I don't know! I cant remember anything!" Marron wailed throwing the blanket over herself.
Trunks then blushed and picked up the elephant sock... Thing and placed put it over his 'member'.
Marron giggled and folded her arms.
"Did we uhh you know..."
"I think... I mean look at all these costumes!" Trunks announced picking up the metal Bra.
"Oh my gosh! Where did we get these?"
"I don't know, I cant remember a thing of last night."
There was a dead silence in the room, causing Marron to squirm uncomfortably.
"I got to use the bathroom." She stated wrapping the sheets over her body.
"You do that." Trunks said tottering a bit.
Suddenly a shrill shriek came from the bathroom.
"Trunks! Get in here...Now!"
Trunks winced and stood up grabbing a pair of his boxers off the floor.
He quickly put them on and ran into the next room.
"What is it?
Marron took a deep breath.
"Ok, fine. Theresa bunch of pictures with us having sex in them all taped up against the mirror... I can deal with that both we're both in them. That's means we couldn't have took them."
"So?"
"So? So?!" Marron screamed pushing Trunks into the open toilet "Some-some freak must of took them!"
"Calm down Marron! Im sure there's a reasonable explanation."
Silence fell amongst the pair.
"Ok I couldn't think of one... We're Defiantly on some freaky website being downloaded right now!" Trunks hollered jumping o t of the toilet "Lets hope are friend or parents don't see them... Oh no! Our parents! Your parents! 18 is going to kill me!"
Trunks began to run around frantically screaming picking up articles of his clothing as he went along.
"Wait!" Marron said glowing with brilliance "What if we didn't really do it? Yeah, we probably
just uhh fell asleep naked!"
Trunks tilted his head in thought for a second realizing the possibilities.
"So what if I don't get 50 dollars? I mean its just a bet and I wont be getting married anytime soon..." Trunks said to himself deep into thought.
"Oh damn." Marron said pointing to Trunks ass "Look."
Trunks gave Marron an odd looked but never hesitated to obey.
There it was. Plain and gruesomely simple sticking to Trunk's ass... A used condom.
"Ahh!" Trunks said in surprise ripping it off his ass "Well we did the deed alright."
Trunks threw the used article to the floor and sighed.
"What now?"
Marron lowered her eyes and sniffled a bit. She rubbed her arm as if she was cold, or as if she felt broken. She then let loose a single tear. It road down her smooth pale cheek till it hit the floor. Soon many followed.
"Marron, what's wrong?" Trunks said jogging towards her in alarm.
She couldn't take it anymore. She cracked.
"Y–You were my f–first." Marron cried out, staining Trunks with tears "I cant even remember."
Trunks frowned and brought her over to the bed.
"Marron... I was a virgin too."
Marron gasped as he wiped away her tears.
"Now cheer up, we need to get cleaned up and leave... The others must be so worried."
Marron nodded her head in agreement and hugged Trunks.
"Thanks."
He smiled at her and slipped on his pants.
She then flashed a quick smile and slowly walked over to the bathroom.
Once she was through the door she locked it and sighed.
She ripped down the rest of the pictures throwing them away with disdain.
She then gazed into the mirror and shook her head.
"Mental note: Beer is Satan." Marron said splashing water across her face.
As she did so something shine din the corner of her eye.
She slowly peered upward draining all the color off her already pale face.
Marron screamed, flung open the door, and ran to Trunks.
"Trunks, what does this look like to you?!" Marron asked throwing her hand in his face.
"A ring." he stated flatly shrugging it off.
"Yes, but what kind?"
Trunks paused for a second and scratched his head.
"A pretty expensive one... That's a big rock your wearing!"
Marron slammed her hand onto her forehead and growled.
"Trunks! It's a wedding ring! You have one too!"
"Oh would you look at that..." Trunks said trailing off.
Trunks eyes abruptly went wide.
"Oh fuck!"
Trunks then grabbed his head and ran in circles clumsily knocking over a bouquet of flowers in a vase. A small card fell to the floor.
Marron picked it up and read out loud.
"Congratulations to newlyweds Mr. And Mrs. Ouji. From, Bob. P.S. Thanks for the mongoose.
She loves her new home and don't worry. She wont be stealing any lawn gnomes here! Ill make sure of it!" Marron raised her eyebrow high letting out a weird squeak.
"Who the hell is Bob and what the fuck is a mongoose?!" Trunks shouted grabbing at his hair.
Suddenly a knock was heard throughout the room.
"Hallo?" a voice called from behind the door "Is anyone in there?"
Trunks rolled his eyes and walked to the door. As soon as he open it to men toppled in.
"Vhere is the continum transvunctioner?" One man said putting a hand out, obviously for this conninum transthingy.
"Ve need it desperately!" The other man explained.
"What the–"
"Where is my suitcase?!" another voice called running down the hallway bursting into the door "Give me my suitcase!"
"Oh dear Dende." Trunks said gasping taking a step back.
Marron shot a scared look and began looking for her cloths.
They were in shred son the floor.
She grumbled something to herself about how saiyans were such animals before she quickly threw on the nurse outfit and put up her hair.
By the time she was done the hallway was flooded with people.
About 5 woman came into the room dressed in leather followed by a pizza man, an austradge, a chinese tailor, a football team, the quarterback's girlfriend, and a dog on pot.
"Trunks this looks familiar somehow." said Marron standing behind him.
Trunks then gasped and looked out the window.
"Dude! Wheres my car?" he said in alarm.
"You don't have one! You fly remember?"
"Oh."
"I have a delivery for a Mr. Smokey Mac Pot!" said the delivery man pushing his way through the crowed.
As he walked in he accidentally stepped on the dogs tail and knocked its pipe out of its mouth. The dog then began to foam from the mouth growling in anger. Out of pure blazed confusion the dog went phsyco and attacked the austradge.
"Hey Trunks! I made you that coat with the extra pockets you wanted!"
The pair of newlyweds just looked at each other in confusion and ran to the balcony.
"Trunks, get us the hell out of here!" Marron cried Jumping into his arms.
"You don't got to tell me twice!"
Trunks then took flight and sighed.
"This day was way to weird for me." he said picking up speed.
"Tell me about it." Marron stated getting a tighter grip onto him "Where are we going?"
"I don't know. Where do you want to go?"
Marron gulped and looked Trunks straight in the eye.
"Lets go to my house."
Trunks almost fell to the floor in shock.
"Are you kidding me? Maybe we should lay low for a while."
"Trunks, its not like they know anything... I mean they will after we tell them but–"
"Woah! Im not telling them!"
"Well then you can tell your parents when we invite them over my house for dinner."
Trunks sighed in defeat and smiled at Marron.
"You know we're going to die right?"
"Yea."
The two newlyweds just smiled ay each other sweetly, almost lovingly as they flew to death.
Beautiful isnt it?
HeY hEy HeY! Chapter four is coming up! Slowly but surely I promise ^^
Anyway read and review or ill sleep with your mom.. Uhh I mean..
::ahem:: Okie im done.. Now then, WhAzZ GoOoOd?! Chapter three is here!! Yayy! You all should uhh review.. Uhh yea.. You see it's a condition I have that if–uhh you don't review I get all smelly and err.. Green... So yea review LOL and enjoy the fic!
What A Night
Broken furniture, a stained rug, crumpled cloths and much much more were all that was seen in room 312. Not to mention one badly hung over saiyan boy groping his head in pain.
"Kami!" Trunks exclaimed loudly "Last night sure was something.. I cant remember a thing!"
Trunks then yawned.
It looked about twelve noon, and you could already here people walking about through the halls and people splashing in the pool outside. This my friend made Trunks raise his brow. Usually, no wait never were there people walking through the halls in his house, he had his own private building, and no there was no pool on his side of the compound. Now, you would think that Gotens house was big enough for a hallway, and it was its perfectly logical but, a pool? What the Hell..? Just when those facts ran through his mind his eyes grew wide like saucers.
"Oh Kami!" He shouted, head darting back and forth "Where am I?!"
As he gazed around the pale blue room his eyes landed on something very unusual... There lying down next to the Kami knows what stains on the floor were costumes. A bunny suit, a nurses outfit, a metal spiked bra and of course--
"What the fuck is this!" Trunks wailed picking up what look liked a sock "Awww no, no!"
It was a sock alright and a very furry one at that! Too bad it wasn't a normal sock, Oh no!
The real reason why Trunks was screaming was because it was an elephants head with a strap dangling loosely on the back.. You know so he could wrap it around his waist and place his you-know-what in the you-know-where.
"Please tell me I didn't where this." Trunks groaned to himself in distaste placing a hand on his head.
Abruptly a draft filled the room sending Trunks shivering.
He dashed under the covers and sighed.
"Im naked." he said bluntly taking a mental note "Hmm."
Suddenly a hand slowly crept up his leg resting next to his groin.
He jumped causing the hand to slip someplace else.
"Ok, Trunks breath... Its twelve o' clock and im sitting in some bed, where? I don't know with some girl–hopefully with her hand on my crotch... Alright! Im not even married and I lost it! Bra owes me 50 big ones!"
Just when Trunks finished cheering a tsunami of thoughts crushed his mind.
"What if she had an STD and– and now I have it?! What if she's a he?! Or worse! What if its Bra?"
Trunk's eyes twitched uncontrollable as he bit his lip and stared at the sleeping figure.
"Whew! She doesn't have blue hair! Defiantly not Bra." Trunks thought wiping his forehead."But who?"
Trunks slowly threw the covers off of him and stood up. He stared at the tiny figure lying peacefully underneath the red silk sheets and sighed.
"I hope she's at least pretty." he mumbled reaching for the bed.
You know? Its times like these that got Trunks really nervous. I mean, who wouldn't get nervous?
Trunks was more of the dull type. Maybe even Lazy. Unlike his best friend Goten, Trunks always thought of the consequences, the rules, and the what ifs. He wasn't Mr. Safe but he was pretty cautious.
"Aha!" Trunks shouted, ripping the sheets of the sleeping figure "Now lets see what you look like–"
Trunks stopped. She shivered. This is when he loses his nerve.
He bit his lip and walked towards the balcony window in an attempt to close it. Not realizing his own strength, the door slammed shut sending the young girl flying up.
"Huh?" she exclaimed looking around "What the–"
She paused, he froze, and jaws dropped.
"Trunks?!"
"Marron?!"
"Oh shit!" They both sang in union falling to the floor anime style.
"Where are–"
"I don't know." Trunks said taking a step back "How did we–"
"I don't know! I cant remember anything!" Marron wailed throwing the blanket over herself.
Trunks then blushed and picked up the elephant sock... Thing and placed put it over his 'member'.
Marron giggled and folded her arms.
"Did we uhh you know..."
"I think... I mean look at all these costumes!" Trunks announced picking up the metal Bra.
"Oh my gosh! Where did we get these?"
"I don't know, I cant remember a thing of last night."
There was a dead silence in the room, causing Marron to squirm uncomfortably.
"I got to use the bathroom." She stated wrapping the sheets over her body.
"You do that." Trunks said tottering a bit.
Suddenly a shrill shriek came from the bathroom.
"Trunks! Get in here...Now!"
Trunks winced and stood up grabbing a pair of his boxers off the floor.
He quickly put them on and ran into the next room.
"What is it?
Marron took a deep breath.
"Ok, fine. Theresa bunch of pictures with us having sex in them all taped up against the mirror... I can deal with that both we're both in them. That's means we couldn't have took them."
"So?"
"So? So?!" Marron screamed pushing Trunks into the open toilet "Some-some freak must of took them!"
"Calm down Marron! Im sure there's a reasonable explanation."
Silence fell amongst the pair.
"Ok I couldn't think of one... We're Defiantly on some freaky website being downloaded right now!" Trunks hollered jumping o t of the toilet "Lets hope are friend or parents don't see them... Oh no! Our parents! Your parents! 18 is going to kill me!"
Trunks began to run around frantically screaming picking up articles of his clothing as he went along.
"Wait!" Marron said glowing with brilliance "What if we didn't really do it? Yeah, we probably
just uhh fell asleep naked!"
Trunks tilted his head in thought for a second realizing the possibilities.
"So what if I don't get 50 dollars? I mean its just a bet and I wont be getting married anytime soon..." Trunks said to himself deep into thought.
"Oh damn." Marron said pointing to Trunks ass "Look."
Trunks gave Marron an odd looked but never hesitated to obey.
There it was. Plain and gruesomely simple sticking to Trunk's ass... A used condom.
"Ahh!" Trunks said in surprise ripping it off his ass "Well we did the deed alright."
Trunks threw the used article to the floor and sighed.
"What now?"
Marron lowered her eyes and sniffled a bit. She rubbed her arm as if she was cold, or as if she felt broken. She then let loose a single tear. It road down her smooth pale cheek till it hit the floor. Soon many followed.
"Marron, what's wrong?" Trunks said jogging towards her in alarm.
She couldn't take it anymore. She cracked.
"Y–You were my f–first." Marron cried out, staining Trunks with tears "I cant even remember."
Trunks frowned and brought her over to the bed.
"Marron... I was a virgin too."
Marron gasped as he wiped away her tears.
"Now cheer up, we need to get cleaned up and leave... The others must be so worried."
Marron nodded her head in agreement and hugged Trunks.
"Thanks."
He smiled at her and slipped on his pants.
She then flashed a quick smile and slowly walked over to the bathroom.
Once she was through the door she locked it and sighed.
She ripped down the rest of the pictures throwing them away with disdain.
She then gazed into the mirror and shook her head.
"Mental note: Beer is Satan." Marron said splashing water across her face.
As she did so something shine din the corner of her eye.
She slowly peered upward draining all the color off her already pale face.
Marron screamed, flung open the door, and ran to Trunks.
"Trunks, what does this look like to you?!" Marron asked throwing her hand in his face.
"A ring." he stated flatly shrugging it off.
"Yes, but what kind?"
Trunks paused for a second and scratched his head.
"A pretty expensive one... That's a big rock your wearing!"
Marron slammed her hand onto her forehead and growled.
"Trunks! It's a wedding ring! You have one too!"
"Oh would you look at that..." Trunks said trailing off.
Trunks eyes abruptly went wide.
"Oh fuck!"
Trunks then grabbed his head and ran in circles clumsily knocking over a bouquet of flowers in a vase. A small card fell to the floor.
Marron picked it up and read out loud.
"Congratulations to newlyweds Mr. And Mrs. Ouji. From, Bob. P.S. Thanks for the mongoose.
She loves her new home and don't worry. She wont be stealing any lawn gnomes here! Ill make sure of it!" Marron raised her eyebrow high letting out a weird squeak.
"Who the hell is Bob and what the fuck is a mongoose?!" Trunks shouted grabbing at his hair.
Suddenly a knock was heard throughout the room.
"Hallo?" a voice called from behind the door "Is anyone in there?"
Trunks rolled his eyes and walked to the door. As soon as he open it to men toppled in.
"Vhere is the continum transvunctioner?" One man said putting a hand out, obviously for this conninum transthingy.
"Ve need it desperately!" The other man explained.
"What the–"
"Where is my suitcase?!" another voice called running down the hallway bursting into the door "Give me my suitcase!"
"Oh dear Dende." Trunks said gasping taking a step back.
Marron shot a scared look and began looking for her cloths.
They were in shred son the floor.
She grumbled something to herself about how saiyans were such animals before she quickly threw on the nurse outfit and put up her hair.
By the time she was done the hallway was flooded with people.
About 5 woman came into the room dressed in leather followed by a pizza man, an austradge, a chinese tailor, a football team, the quarterback's girlfriend, and a dog on pot.
"Trunks this looks familiar somehow." said Marron standing behind him.
Trunks then gasped and looked out the window.
"Dude! Wheres my car?" he said in alarm.
"You don't have one! You fly remember?"
"Oh."
"I have a delivery for a Mr. Smokey Mac Pot!" said the delivery man pushing his way through the crowed.
As he walked in he accidentally stepped on the dogs tail and knocked its pipe out of its mouth. The dog then began to foam from the mouth growling in anger. Out of pure blazed confusion the dog went phsyco and attacked the austradge.
"Hey Trunks! I made you that coat with the extra pockets you wanted!"
The pair of newlyweds just looked at each other in confusion and ran to the balcony.
"Trunks, get us the hell out of here!" Marron cried Jumping into his arms.
"You don't got to tell me twice!"
Trunks then took flight and sighed.
"This day was way to weird for me." he said picking up speed.
"Tell me about it." Marron stated getting a tighter grip onto him "Where are we going?"
"I don't know. Where do you want to go?"
Marron gulped and looked Trunks straight in the eye.
"Lets go to my house."
Trunks almost fell to the floor in shock.
"Are you kidding me? Maybe we should lay low for a while."
"Trunks, its not like they know anything... I mean they will after we tell them but–"
"Woah! Im not telling them!"
"Well then you can tell your parents when we invite them over my house for dinner."
Trunks sighed in defeat and smiled at Marron.
"You know we're going to die right?"
"Yea."
The two newlyweds just smiled ay each other sweetly, almost lovingly as they flew to death.
Beautiful isnt it?
HeY hEy HeY! Chapter four is coming up! Slowly but surely I promise ^^
Anyway read and review or ill sleep with your mom.. Uhh I mean..