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Chapter 6- Quidditch (very boring title ain't it?!)
"Ha ha! I'm the youngest seeker in a century!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'm the youngest chaser in three centuries!"
Harry stomped off in a huff to join the Gryffindor table. Legolas was sitting down at the Slytherin table when Suzanna appeared from the dungeons.
"Way to go Lockhart!" Draco applauded him (let's just imagine they'd heard the previous exchange of words okay?)
"You're not bad.... for an idiot." Was Suzanna's contribution.
Legolas preened. The other two sat down and chose their breakfasts. Suzanna had some bread and cucumber, Legolas had scrambled dregs and stinkbug's eggs (read James and the Giant Peach to find out what we're on...about) and Draco had.. Froot Loops©???!!!
Suddenly, an owl appeared, carrying a broomstick for Harry. Then five owls appeared with one for Legolas.
"Wow! A Nimbus Six Thousand!!!"
Then Ron came lolloping over.
"In your face Lockhart! Harry just got a Nimbus Two Thousand!!"
Draco yawned and said
"Uh-huh! Great! If you'll just cast your eyes that-a-way, you will see what?"
Ron looked
"A Nimbus Six Thou- hey!!! Harry is meant to have the best and only broom in the year! I am soooo having words with Dumbledore about this!"
"Whatever!" said Suzanna, equally bored "Now kindly bugger off before my temptation to turn you into a twig overpowers me completely!"
"Yeah, right, like you could do that!"
"Wanna try me?"
"Yes..but now I have to leave on a completely unrelated matter" with that he ran away screaming "Aaaaaah! Save me Harry!"
The Peroxide Gang laughed, got up and went to do something stereotypically evil.
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Later on in the day, Legolas was at Quidditch practice with Marcus Flint. Contrary to the film, he was rather good looking. Legolas still wasn't impressed.
"Why can't we have a sexy captain like Gryffindor?"
"Because he doesn't look evil and sneaky."
"But loads of girls fancy the pants off him. If you want to get anywhere you need sex-appeal, like me." Legolas muttered.
"What?"
"Ahem! Nothing! I wanna get on with being amazing at Quidditch!"
And, actually he was, apart from the tree incident.....
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*Match Day *- wooooo!
"Okay, quite frankly, I don't give a damn how you play because I won't blow you up for anything."
And that was how the match started.
Legolas scored five goals in a minute and was bored. Then he noticed Harry bucking around on his broom.
*Hey! That looks like fun!* he thought, and flew up to Harry and began thrashing around on his broom too.
"Help......me....broom...is..."
"Fun! Yeah, c'mon, ride 'em cowboy! Yeeehaa!"
Then something else caught Legolas's attention. No, it wasn't the fact that half the Gryffindor team lay unconscious or dead on the ground, but it was Granger about to set Professor Snape on fire.
"Noooooo! Die Granger! Scum!" he screamed and dived straight at the stands. He knocked Professor Quirrel over the side of the stands by accident and grabbed Snape by the collar. He flew away and hoisted him onto his broom.
"You moron! What the hell are you doing? That was meant to be a funny part of the bloody story! My chance to shine and.argh!" he was cut off as he was hit by a bludger.
Legolas looked at the pitch. It was napalm. Most of the Gryffindor team were now indeed dead and Harry was choking on the ground.
He flew down and yelled
"Don't worry Potter! I'll save you!"
Legolas used the Hiemlich Manoeuvre on Harry and the snitch flew out of Harry's mouth into the hands of the Slytherin seeker, who by some amazing coincidence was hovering nearby.
Dumbledore looked severely pissed off.
"Dammit!" He muttered up in the stands "we've got to find another way for Gryffindor to win now!"
Legolas stood and surveyed his handiwork. Now added to the Gryffindors were half the Slytherin team who had fainted through the shock of winning. He wandered over to Quirrel, who was lying on the ground. Legolas drew a long pointy stick and poked him. The professor groaned. Snape was also lying nearby. Dumbledore hurried over with Madam Pomfrey and her magical healing potions , which , despite being able to cure anything still meant a lengthy stay in the hospital wing for any important character.
"Oh damn. This is bad." Said Madam Pomfrey.
"Tell me about it. We have lost not only our supposedly evil teacher, but also our really evil teacher too!" Dumbledore fumed.
Needless to say, Legolas was not going to win the 'Mr Majorly Popular' award at that moment in time.
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Authors' Note
Jess: We have a very sad announcement.
Silveretta: *bows head* Cherny has left.
Jess: Conflict of opinions
Silveretta: Basically she couldn't stand us.
Cherny: (offstage) That is soooooooo not true!
Jess: Ahem! So we would like to introduce our new member..
Silveretta: Bella!
Bella: Aloha!
Jess: We are still keeping to our multi-cultural theme cos Bella is Hawaiian!
Bella: Aloha!
Silveretta: So we want lots of reviews to make Bella feel welcome!
Jess: Bye!
Silveretta: Ciao!
Bella: Aloha! (It means goodbye as well as hello!)
All: Review!
*Bella starts Hula-dancing*
Jess: What the hell are you doing?
Bella: Aloha Oe!
Chapter 6- Quidditch (very boring title ain't it?!)
"Ha ha! I'm the youngest seeker in a century!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'm the youngest chaser in three centuries!"
Harry stomped off in a huff to join the Gryffindor table. Legolas was sitting down at the Slytherin table when Suzanna appeared from the dungeons.
"Way to go Lockhart!" Draco applauded him (let's just imagine they'd heard the previous exchange of words okay?)
"You're not bad.... for an idiot." Was Suzanna's contribution.
Legolas preened. The other two sat down and chose their breakfasts. Suzanna had some bread and cucumber, Legolas had scrambled dregs and stinkbug's eggs (read James and the Giant Peach to find out what we're on...about) and Draco had.. Froot Loops©???!!!
Suddenly, an owl appeared, carrying a broomstick for Harry. Then five owls appeared with one for Legolas.
"Wow! A Nimbus Six Thousand!!!"
Then Ron came lolloping over.
"In your face Lockhart! Harry just got a Nimbus Two Thousand!!"
Draco yawned and said
"Uh-huh! Great! If you'll just cast your eyes that-a-way, you will see what?"
Ron looked
"A Nimbus Six Thou- hey!!! Harry is meant to have the best and only broom in the year! I am soooo having words with Dumbledore about this!"
"Whatever!" said Suzanna, equally bored "Now kindly bugger off before my temptation to turn you into a twig overpowers me completely!"
"Yeah, right, like you could do that!"
"Wanna try me?"
"Yes..but now I have to leave on a completely unrelated matter" with that he ran away screaming "Aaaaaah! Save me Harry!"
The Peroxide Gang laughed, got up and went to do something stereotypically evil.
^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
Later on in the day, Legolas was at Quidditch practice with Marcus Flint. Contrary to the film, he was rather good looking. Legolas still wasn't impressed.
"Why can't we have a sexy captain like Gryffindor?"
"Because he doesn't look evil and sneaky."
"But loads of girls fancy the pants off him. If you want to get anywhere you need sex-appeal, like me." Legolas muttered.
"What?"
"Ahem! Nothing! I wanna get on with being amazing at Quidditch!"
And, actually he was, apart from the tree incident.....
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*Match Day *- wooooo!
"Okay, quite frankly, I don't give a damn how you play because I won't blow you up for anything."
And that was how the match started.
Legolas scored five goals in a minute and was bored. Then he noticed Harry bucking around on his broom.
*Hey! That looks like fun!* he thought, and flew up to Harry and began thrashing around on his broom too.
"Help......me....broom...is..."
"Fun! Yeah, c'mon, ride 'em cowboy! Yeeehaa!"
Then something else caught Legolas's attention. No, it wasn't the fact that half the Gryffindor team lay unconscious or dead on the ground, but it was Granger about to set Professor Snape on fire.
"Noooooo! Die Granger! Scum!" he screamed and dived straight at the stands. He knocked Professor Quirrel over the side of the stands by accident and grabbed Snape by the collar. He flew away and hoisted him onto his broom.
"You moron! What the hell are you doing? That was meant to be a funny part of the bloody story! My chance to shine and.argh!" he was cut off as he was hit by a bludger.
Legolas looked at the pitch. It was napalm. Most of the Gryffindor team were now indeed dead and Harry was choking on the ground.
He flew down and yelled
"Don't worry Potter! I'll save you!"
Legolas used the Hiemlich Manoeuvre on Harry and the snitch flew out of Harry's mouth into the hands of the Slytherin seeker, who by some amazing coincidence was hovering nearby.
Dumbledore looked severely pissed off.
"Dammit!" He muttered up in the stands "we've got to find another way for Gryffindor to win now!"
Legolas stood and surveyed his handiwork. Now added to the Gryffindors were half the Slytherin team who had fainted through the shock of winning. He wandered over to Quirrel, who was lying on the ground. Legolas drew a long pointy stick and poked him. The professor groaned. Snape was also lying nearby. Dumbledore hurried over with Madam Pomfrey and her magical healing potions , which , despite being able to cure anything still meant a lengthy stay in the hospital wing for any important character.
"Oh damn. This is bad." Said Madam Pomfrey.
"Tell me about it. We have lost not only our supposedly evil teacher, but also our really evil teacher too!" Dumbledore fumed.
Needless to say, Legolas was not going to win the 'Mr Majorly Popular' award at that moment in time.
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Authors' Note
Jess: We have a very sad announcement.
Silveretta: *bows head* Cherny has left.
Jess: Conflict of opinions
Silveretta: Basically she couldn't stand us.
Cherny: (offstage) That is soooooooo not true!
Jess: Ahem! So we would like to introduce our new member..
Silveretta: Bella!
Bella: Aloha!
Jess: We are still keeping to our multi-cultural theme cos Bella is Hawaiian!
Bella: Aloha!
Silveretta: So we want lots of reviews to make Bella feel welcome!
Jess: Bye!
Silveretta: Ciao!
Bella: Aloha! (It means goodbye as well as hello!)
All: Review!
*Bella starts Hula-dancing*
Jess: What the hell are you doing?
Bella: Aloha Oe!