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Chapter 7- Legolas Does Battle [Part 1]
Legolas was the champion of Slytherin the next day at breakfast. He celebrated by eating Froot Loops. However:
these were Draco's Froot Loops taken straight out of his bowl
and
they made him very dangerous for most of the day
He wasted no time in pissing everyone off by publicly humiliating Suzanna, who had arrived unusually late. He ran to her and flung his arms around her screaming
"Suzalina-poo!!! Where have you been? I was so worried!! Come on, give me a biiiiiiiiiiiig hug!"
"Oh dear God" Suzanna said in despair "Draco, what the hell have you fed him?"
By this time Draco was sitting sulking, lamenting the loss of his beloved Loops.
"Wasn't my fault," he muttered "one minute my loopies were there, and then he'd eaten the lot."
"You know sugar makes him dangerous!"
"And YOU know that I'm neither his baby-sitter or a bloody mind reader!" Draco retorted.
They were interrupted mid-quarrel by Legolas noisily making his way up the Great Hall. He ran up to the teacher's table, and then jumped onto it. He ran along, upsetting Madam Pince's tea and toast; Hagrid's fry-up consisting of... some very strange things indeed, smothered in maple syrup; Madam Hooch's Weetabix© and Dumbledore's sherbet lemons and coffee. He then arrived at Snape, who wasn't actually eating anything. He found a raw egg and cracked it over Snape's head, for reasons best known to him and the authors. Snape, needless to say, was not amused, in fact, he was so angry, that the egg actually cooked on his head. Legolas felt the need to peel the egg off and eat it, so he did. He then skipped away singing a little song.
Draco and Suzanna looked at each other. It was gonna be a long day. They were interrupted by Harry also arriving late. For some reason, he came over to them.
"Hello, just to let you know that I am wonderful, and if you insult me, I will be the victim and everyone will hate you!"
"Riiiiiiiiight.." Draco and Suzanna were now very worried. No, that's the wrong word.. The right one is.... Disturbed.
"Fine, Mr. I am the Victim, I'll really make you a victim, in a duel, tonight! The elf-thing is my second, who's yours?"
"Uhhh." Harry was lost.
"Me!" Ron threw himself into the spotlight "this didn't happen in the movie, so it'll happen now!"
"Well, you've got a great chance!" said Suzanna sarcastically "You've got a perpetual victim and a character who hardly has any lines!"
Harry, although he was a victim, was organised
"What time?" he asked, getting out his pocket organiser
"Hey!" Said Hermione, who has also appeared "You can't use muggle electronic stuff in the school! It doesn't work!"
"Oh screw that! It's powered by magic. Got it at the shop at the corner of Diagon Alley and Knockturn Alley. It's huge and has palm trees at the sides. They have the coolest."
"You are such an idiot sometimes Harry," exclaimed Hermione, "That's a joke shop!"
Right on cue the pocket organiser changed into a dog.
"Woof!"
It leapt into Harry's arms and licked him.
"Awww, he's so sweet," cooed Harry. He hugged it tightly to his body whilst saying to Hermione,
"He's so warm, I swear I'm sweating. What the hell are you laughing about, Malfoy?"
"Haha, you, hahaha, are being, hehehe, pissed on, heeheehee, and not even by a proper dog! Haha heeheehee!"
Growing increasingly red by the second Harry throws the dog off himself and tries to regain some of his former cockiness.
"So what time, Malfoy?"
"Midnight, duh! That is ALWAYS the time that evil magic happens. Where have you been living the last eleven years? A closet?"
"Whatever, see you there! Hang, on, where is it?"
"The dungeons!" said Draco dramatically.
*AN We know that it is actually in the trophy room but the dungeons sound so much more.impressive.*
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The Peroxide Gang strode out of the Dining Hall. Up a corridor, down the stairs, right at the second corner, right at the first corner, left at the T-junction, straight at the cross-roads, through the fifth door on the left and they're in.
The medical wing?!?!?!?!?!
"Malfoy, you are such and idiot! You've gotten us in the wrong place, again! This is the third time this week, unless you wanted us to pay a visit to Madam Pomfrey. no? I didn't think so, now follow me." Snapped the all-knowing Suzanna.
"Sheesh what did I do? So I took a few wrong turns. Besides, I figured you might like to try some of Madam Pomfrey's special sweets. Might manage to sweeten you up a bit, you pinch-faced." muttered Malfoy under his breath.
Unfortunately, Legolas, with his superhuman hearing, overheard.
"Sweets? Wow! Let's go back, Suzli-Puzli. Please, pretty please with a cabbage white and Froot Loop sprinkles on top." Cried Legolas as they entered Slytherin common room.
"No, come on. Like Malfoy said, we have work to do."
"Listen up, we have to tip off Filch about Potter being in the dungeons. The best way would be the time-honoured way of."started Malfoy.
"Are you going to do it the boring old way? I've got a brilliant new, modern way." Interjected Legolas.
"You've got a new, modern way? Do you actually know it or did you just see it being done and you have no idea how to pull it off?"
"Don't worry, I know how to do it."
"But, you don't know anything. How do you know this?" asked Suzanna absolutely astounded that a moron like Legolas was able to think of a better way than she.
"I learnt it at the battle of Helm's Deep. It was the biggest battle Middle-earth had ever seen. Ten-thousand against three hundred. (We were the three hundred.) We had no way of winning but still we went forth. marching."
"Yes, yes. Lovely. Would you mind telling us what this special method is?"
"But Suzanna! This is exciting! Don't make him stop. He'll start going back to talking gibberish. Oh come on Suzanna. Ouch!!! Why did you pinch me? Ouch!!! Stop it! Okay, okay. Legolas tell her the method."
"Find Filch and stand close to him and talk really loudly about whatever you want to give away."
Suzanna gaped at him. Unable to comprehend how a person could be so stupid. At last she found the strength to say,
"You idiot! That's the old way!"
"No it isn't. Going up and just telling it to their face was the old way. This is the new way."
"No it isn't. This is the old way."
"Is not."
"Is too"
After listening to them bicker on for so long. Malfoy decided that he hadn't appeared in this chapter enough and interrupted.
"Excuse me. Can we get started now? Suzanna, you and me go tell Filch. Legolas you just umm..umm.."
"Stay here?"
Malfoy took a quick glance round the room and took in all the crystal trophies and cups. Then he thought about Legolas and the Froot Loops he had eaten.
"No! That's not such a good idea. Why don't you go outside and practice on your broom. We'll call you back in when we're ready."
Suzanna and Malfoy head out while Legolas gets his broom.
"Let's try the Gryffindor wing first."
"Okay, you lead. I don't know the way there."
"The great Suzanna doesn't know something? Ouch!!!! Stop that!!"
Down the stairs, through the double doors, right, right, left, up, right at the second turning and then the silence of the castle is broken by
"Malfoy!!!! The medical wing???? Again?!?!?!?!"
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Silveretta: Did you like it? Huh? Huh?
Jess: Of course they did, and they're all going to give really nice reviews aren't they? *evil look at readers*
Bella: Ohana!
Silveretta: Thanks for that wonderful contribution Bella
*Bella smiles proudly*
Jess: We won't have a cameo next chapter, cos it's the actual dual, but there will be one or two, or possibly three in chapter 9!
Bella: Louau!
Silveretta: Hopefully by the next chapter Bella will have learnt some English words! We had some really gorgeous reviews for the last chapter, so keep it up and you may get into chapter 9!
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Silveretta: I think that's the signal that we should leave!
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Bella: Aloha!
Chapter 7- Legolas Does Battle [Part 1]
Legolas was the champion of Slytherin the next day at breakfast. He celebrated by eating Froot Loops. However:
these were Draco's Froot Loops taken straight out of his bowl
and
they made him very dangerous for most of the day
He wasted no time in pissing everyone off by publicly humiliating Suzanna, who had arrived unusually late. He ran to her and flung his arms around her screaming
"Suzalina-poo!!! Where have you been? I was so worried!! Come on, give me a biiiiiiiiiiiig hug!"
"Oh dear God" Suzanna said in despair "Draco, what the hell have you fed him?"
By this time Draco was sitting sulking, lamenting the loss of his beloved Loops.
"Wasn't my fault," he muttered "one minute my loopies were there, and then he'd eaten the lot."
"You know sugar makes him dangerous!"
"And YOU know that I'm neither his baby-sitter or a bloody mind reader!" Draco retorted.
They were interrupted mid-quarrel by Legolas noisily making his way up the Great Hall. He ran up to the teacher's table, and then jumped onto it. He ran along, upsetting Madam Pince's tea and toast; Hagrid's fry-up consisting of... some very strange things indeed, smothered in maple syrup; Madam Hooch's Weetabix© and Dumbledore's sherbet lemons and coffee. He then arrived at Snape, who wasn't actually eating anything. He found a raw egg and cracked it over Snape's head, for reasons best known to him and the authors. Snape, needless to say, was not amused, in fact, he was so angry, that the egg actually cooked on his head. Legolas felt the need to peel the egg off and eat it, so he did. He then skipped away singing a little song.
Draco and Suzanna looked at each other. It was gonna be a long day. They were interrupted by Harry also arriving late. For some reason, he came over to them.
"Hello, just to let you know that I am wonderful, and if you insult me, I will be the victim and everyone will hate you!"
"Riiiiiiiiight.." Draco and Suzanna were now very worried. No, that's the wrong word.. The right one is.... Disturbed.
"Fine, Mr. I am the Victim, I'll really make you a victim, in a duel, tonight! The elf-thing is my second, who's yours?"
"Uhhh." Harry was lost.
"Me!" Ron threw himself into the spotlight "this didn't happen in the movie, so it'll happen now!"
"Well, you've got a great chance!" said Suzanna sarcastically "You've got a perpetual victim and a character who hardly has any lines!"
Harry, although he was a victim, was organised
"What time?" he asked, getting out his pocket organiser
"Hey!" Said Hermione, who has also appeared "You can't use muggle electronic stuff in the school! It doesn't work!"
"Oh screw that! It's powered by magic. Got it at the shop at the corner of Diagon Alley and Knockturn Alley. It's huge and has palm trees at the sides. They have the coolest."
"You are such an idiot sometimes Harry," exclaimed Hermione, "That's a joke shop!"
Right on cue the pocket organiser changed into a dog.
"Woof!"
It leapt into Harry's arms and licked him.
"Awww, he's so sweet," cooed Harry. He hugged it tightly to his body whilst saying to Hermione,
"He's so warm, I swear I'm sweating. What the hell are you laughing about, Malfoy?"
"Haha, you, hahaha, are being, hehehe, pissed on, heeheehee, and not even by a proper dog! Haha heeheehee!"
Growing increasingly red by the second Harry throws the dog off himself and tries to regain some of his former cockiness.
"So what time, Malfoy?"
"Midnight, duh! That is ALWAYS the time that evil magic happens. Where have you been living the last eleven years? A closet?"
"Whatever, see you there! Hang, on, where is it?"
"The dungeons!" said Draco dramatically.
*AN We know that it is actually in the trophy room but the dungeons sound so much more.impressive.*
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The Peroxide Gang strode out of the Dining Hall. Up a corridor, down the stairs, right at the second corner, right at the first corner, left at the T-junction, straight at the cross-roads, through the fifth door on the left and they're in.
The medical wing?!?!?!?!?!
"Malfoy, you are such and idiot! You've gotten us in the wrong place, again! This is the third time this week, unless you wanted us to pay a visit to Madam Pomfrey. no? I didn't think so, now follow me." Snapped the all-knowing Suzanna.
"Sheesh what did I do? So I took a few wrong turns. Besides, I figured you might like to try some of Madam Pomfrey's special sweets. Might manage to sweeten you up a bit, you pinch-faced." muttered Malfoy under his breath.
Unfortunately, Legolas, with his superhuman hearing, overheard.
"Sweets? Wow! Let's go back, Suzli-Puzli. Please, pretty please with a cabbage white and Froot Loop sprinkles on top." Cried Legolas as they entered Slytherin common room.
"No, come on. Like Malfoy said, we have work to do."
"Listen up, we have to tip off Filch about Potter being in the dungeons. The best way would be the time-honoured way of."started Malfoy.
"Are you going to do it the boring old way? I've got a brilliant new, modern way." Interjected Legolas.
"You've got a new, modern way? Do you actually know it or did you just see it being done and you have no idea how to pull it off?"
"Don't worry, I know how to do it."
"But, you don't know anything. How do you know this?" asked Suzanna absolutely astounded that a moron like Legolas was able to think of a better way than she.
"I learnt it at the battle of Helm's Deep. It was the biggest battle Middle-earth had ever seen. Ten-thousand against three hundred. (We were the three hundred.) We had no way of winning but still we went forth. marching."
"Yes, yes. Lovely. Would you mind telling us what this special method is?"
"But Suzanna! This is exciting! Don't make him stop. He'll start going back to talking gibberish. Oh come on Suzanna. Ouch!!! Why did you pinch me? Ouch!!! Stop it! Okay, okay. Legolas tell her the method."
"Find Filch and stand close to him and talk really loudly about whatever you want to give away."
Suzanna gaped at him. Unable to comprehend how a person could be so stupid. At last she found the strength to say,
"You idiot! That's the old way!"
"No it isn't. Going up and just telling it to their face was the old way. This is the new way."
"No it isn't. This is the old way."
"Is not."
"Is too"
After listening to them bicker on for so long. Malfoy decided that he hadn't appeared in this chapter enough and interrupted.
"Excuse me. Can we get started now? Suzanna, you and me go tell Filch. Legolas you just umm..umm.."
"Stay here?"
Malfoy took a quick glance round the room and took in all the crystal trophies and cups. Then he thought about Legolas and the Froot Loops he had eaten.
"No! That's not such a good idea. Why don't you go outside and practice on your broom. We'll call you back in when we're ready."
Suzanna and Malfoy head out while Legolas gets his broom.
"Let's try the Gryffindor wing first."
"Okay, you lead. I don't know the way there."
"The great Suzanna doesn't know something? Ouch!!!! Stop that!!"
Down the stairs, through the double doors, right, right, left, up, right at the second turning and then the silence of the castle is broken by
"Malfoy!!!! The medical wing???? Again?!?!?!?!"
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Silveretta: Did you like it? Huh? Huh?
Jess: Of course they did, and they're all going to give really nice reviews aren't they? *evil look at readers*
Bella: Ohana!
Silveretta: Thanks for that wonderful contribution Bella
*Bella smiles proudly*
Jess: We won't have a cameo next chapter, cos it's the actual dual, but there will be one or two, or possibly three in chapter 9!
Bella: Louau!
Silveretta: Hopefully by the next chapter Bella will have learnt some English words! We had some really gorgeous reviews for the last chapter, so keep it up and you may get into chapter 9!
Jess: But if you want to be in with a chance of being in chapter 9, don't review anonymously, or if you do, leave your email address so we can track you down!
Bella: Aloha!
Silveretta: I think that's the signal that we should leave!
Jess: Bye everybody and click that little box in the bottom left corner of your screen on your way out! Thank you!
Bella: Aloha!