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Last time we left Suzanna and Draco, Suzanna was close to murdering Draco, as, for some bizarre reason, they had ended up in the medical wing for the second time that day.
Chapter 8- Legolas does battle [Part 2]
Draco was saved by Legolas appearing, wearing a guilty grin on his face.
"What have you done?" sighed Suzanna.
"Nothing!" replied Legolas, in a way that was obvious he HAD done something.
"Uh huh. And that explains why you're covered in leaves and your hair is messed up!"
"My hair? Nooooo!" with that he sank to the floor in a dead faint. What a lucky coincidence that they were in the medical wing!
So, with Legolas safely deposited in a bed, Draco and Suzanna set off to find Filch. They found him the entrance hall, cleaning the paintings. After much conflict, they decided to use Legolas's 'new' way. This may have had something to do with the fact that Draco was too scared to climb the ladder on which Filch was standing.
"So, Suzanna, how are you?" asked Draco in a loud voice
"Get on with it!" she hissed back.
"Anyway, I heard that Weasley and Potter will be in the dungeons tonight, I wonder if they'll get caught?"
Filch appeared to take no notice.
"I said..." Draco yelled even louder
"I heard you the first time you idiot!" said Filch, massaging his sore ears. To illustrate his point, he threw a soapy sponge at Draco.
XxX
Meanwhile, in the hospital wing Legolas had woken up. His head was aching, this was because he had been accelerating greatly on his broom when he had fallen into a bush. However, this was no ordinary bush, it was...
A bush that contained Professor Snape's secret supply of shampoo!! And if you sniffed close enough, you could just catch a whiff of Herbal Essences© grease control on his elfin clothes.
He then realised that the duel started in 6 hours. Although he had been told it was a set-up, landing head-first in that bush had done something to his brain... it had started working.
He leapt up and out of bed and hot-footed it down the stairs.
Harry and Ron randomly appeared at the bottom of a random staircase which randomly moved.
Harry was surprised, and so he said
"What are you doing?"
"I'm hot-footing, what does it look like? Snapped Legolas.
"Sorry I asked" muttered Harry equally annoyed, as he was hoping he get Legolas to tell him how to hurt Malfoy during the duel.
"Anyway, I'm off to prepare for the duel, ta-ta!" and with that Legolas skipped away.
Harry turned to Ron
"How should I get him?"
"I dunno, mess up his hair or something." Ron answered, rather taken aback at being asked a question.
XxX
Once he was back in the Slytherin common room, Legolas hopped into the shower for five minutes then set about cleansing his face, making sure he looked perfect for the duel.
Draco appeared about 2 hours later, while Legolas was still working on his face.
"What are you doing?"
"Well, duh! I am using a light, non oily, cucumber and aloe vera cleansing lotion, carefully applied with organic cotton wool!"
"Really? You know, I prefer the teat tree one applied with extra soft cotton wool to cleanse the pores."
"You have soooooooooooo gotta lend me some! Will you Dracie? Please?"
"Don't. Call. Me. Dracie." Said Draco through gritted teeth "anyway, tonight will be the best, Potter and Weasley will get such a shock!" With that he left.
*Yeah, we're gonna whip them good!* thought Legolas smugly.
XxX
The time of the duel soon came. Legolas pottered out of the common room and not the dungeons. He waited, then he heard a noise. It was Harry and Ron. In their pyjamas. With Hermione. And Neville.
*How unfair! They've got four people! Well, I'm not playing!*
And he somehow disappeared.
XxX-Back in the dormitory
Legolas burst in
"Draco! Draco! What about the duel? And they had four people, and it wasn't fair, and you weren't there, and... hey! WAKE UP!!!!!"
Draco leapt about a foot in the air as well as screaming. Like a girl. It was then that Legolas saw his pyjamas.
"The Care Bears? Awwwww.. That is simply adorable! You do have a sweet side! Come here and give me a hug!!"
"Don't you dare! Anyway, if you think mine are bad, you should see Suzanna's!"
"How come you've seen Suzanna's pyjamas?!"
"Ahem.. I.. had to go to her dormitory and..ask for some help with my homework..yeah, that's it!"
Legolas pouted
"I wanna see them!"
"Uh, it's probably best not to, she may just kill you."
His words were wasted, as Legolas was now snoring peacefully.
XxXxXxXxXx
Jess: And it's done!
Silveretta: Rather good I thought.
Bella: Tea and crumpets!
Jess: There WILL be a cameo next chapter, we guarantee!
Silveretta: And if you want to be notified of future updates, please let us know!
Bella: We are friends!
Jess: So make those reviews nice!
Silveretta: See you next time!
Bella: Honolulu!
(Well, she almost made it through the end note without saying anything Hawaiian!)
Last time we left Suzanna and Draco, Suzanna was close to murdering Draco, as, for some bizarre reason, they had ended up in the medical wing for the second time that day.
Chapter 8- Legolas does battle [Part 2]
Draco was saved by Legolas appearing, wearing a guilty grin on his face.
"What have you done?" sighed Suzanna.
"Nothing!" replied Legolas, in a way that was obvious he HAD done something.
"Uh huh. And that explains why you're covered in leaves and your hair is messed up!"
"My hair? Nooooo!" with that he sank to the floor in a dead faint. What a lucky coincidence that they were in the medical wing!
So, with Legolas safely deposited in a bed, Draco and Suzanna set off to find Filch. They found him the entrance hall, cleaning the paintings. After much conflict, they decided to use Legolas's 'new' way. This may have had something to do with the fact that Draco was too scared to climb the ladder on which Filch was standing.
"So, Suzanna, how are you?" asked Draco in a loud voice
"Get on with it!" she hissed back.
"Anyway, I heard that Weasley and Potter will be in the dungeons tonight, I wonder if they'll get caught?"
Filch appeared to take no notice.
"I said..." Draco yelled even louder
"I heard you the first time you idiot!" said Filch, massaging his sore ears. To illustrate his point, he threw a soapy sponge at Draco.
XxX
Meanwhile, in the hospital wing Legolas had woken up. His head was aching, this was because he had been accelerating greatly on his broom when he had fallen into a bush. However, this was no ordinary bush, it was...
A bush that contained Professor Snape's secret supply of shampoo!! And if you sniffed close enough, you could just catch a whiff of Herbal Essences© grease control on his elfin clothes.
He then realised that the duel started in 6 hours. Although he had been told it was a set-up, landing head-first in that bush had done something to his brain... it had started working.
He leapt up and out of bed and hot-footed it down the stairs.
Harry and Ron randomly appeared at the bottom of a random staircase which randomly moved.
Harry was surprised, and so he said
"What are you doing?"
"I'm hot-footing, what does it look like? Snapped Legolas.
"Sorry I asked" muttered Harry equally annoyed, as he was hoping he get Legolas to tell him how to hurt Malfoy during the duel.
"Anyway, I'm off to prepare for the duel, ta-ta!" and with that Legolas skipped away.
Harry turned to Ron
"How should I get him?"
"I dunno, mess up his hair or something." Ron answered, rather taken aback at being asked a question.
XxX
Once he was back in the Slytherin common room, Legolas hopped into the shower for five minutes then set about cleansing his face, making sure he looked perfect for the duel.
Draco appeared about 2 hours later, while Legolas was still working on his face.
"What are you doing?"
"Well, duh! I am using a light, non oily, cucumber and aloe vera cleansing lotion, carefully applied with organic cotton wool!"
"Really? You know, I prefer the teat tree one applied with extra soft cotton wool to cleanse the pores."
"You have soooooooooooo gotta lend me some! Will you Dracie? Please?"
"Don't. Call. Me. Dracie." Said Draco through gritted teeth "anyway, tonight will be the best, Potter and Weasley will get such a shock!" With that he left.
*Yeah, we're gonna whip them good!* thought Legolas smugly.
XxX
The time of the duel soon came. Legolas pottered out of the common room and not the dungeons. He waited, then he heard a noise. It was Harry and Ron. In their pyjamas. With Hermione. And Neville.
*How unfair! They've got four people! Well, I'm not playing!*
And he somehow disappeared.
XxX-Back in the dormitory
Legolas burst in
"Draco! Draco! What about the duel? And they had four people, and it wasn't fair, and you weren't there, and... hey! WAKE UP!!!!!"
Draco leapt about a foot in the air as well as screaming. Like a girl. It was then that Legolas saw his pyjamas.
"The Care Bears? Awwwww.. That is simply adorable! You do have a sweet side! Come here and give me a hug!!"
"Don't you dare! Anyway, if you think mine are bad, you should see Suzanna's!"
"How come you've seen Suzanna's pyjamas?!"
"Ahem.. I.. had to go to her dormitory and..ask for some help with my homework..yeah, that's it!"
Legolas pouted
"I wanna see them!"
"Uh, it's probably best not to, she may just kill you."
His words were wasted, as Legolas was now snoring peacefully.
XxXxXxXxXx
Jess: And it's done!
Silveretta: Rather good I thought.
Bella: Tea and crumpets!
Jess: There WILL be a cameo next chapter, we guarantee!
Silveretta: And if you want to be notified of future updates, please let us know!
Bella: We are friends!
Jess: So make those reviews nice!
Silveretta: See you next time!
Bella: Honolulu!
(Well, she almost made it through the end note without saying anything Hawaiian!)