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Chapter 9- Dude, where's my hair?
At breakfast a few months later the Peroxide Gang were rather pissed off. Make that EXTREMELY pissed off. Not only had the Dream Team survived, but they had actually gotten HOUSE POINTS for battling a troll.
"Big whoop. It's not as if a nine-foot high really smelly and angry troll is THAT dangerous. I could take one on while I was blindfolded!" Legolas was boasting.
"Well, here's your chance, there's one right behind you." Said Suzanna sarcastically.
"Aaah! Where?! Don't let it get me!!!" Legolas dived under the table and refused to come out.
This meant that Draco and Suzanna spent a wonderfully peaceful breakfast together, looking dreamily into each other's eyes. It was all too soon when Suzanna announced that they had to go.
"But how are we going to get him out?" asked Draco.
"Hmm.. I think I have an idea.." Murmured Suzanna. She picked up a bowl.
"Hey! I hadn't finished that!" protested Draco.
"Oh shut up you cretin. This is the only he'll come out. Oh Legolas! Who wants some lovely Frooty Loopies?"
"Meeeee!" yelled Legolas, shooting out like a bullet from under the table, completely forgetting about the 'ferocious troll' lurking behind him. "Me Me Me!! I want the loops! Gimme Gimme Gimme!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! C'mon, you know you love me!"
"Well, at least he's out." Shrugged Suzanna. Draco was looking daggers at her because Legolas was clinging to him like a limpet.
"Well, thank you very much. That is SO much appreciated! We'll have to give him the loops now!"
"Alright, but only in the grounds."
"So you're saying that I have to walk down the whole of the Hall with him clamped onto me in FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE?!"
Suzanna considered this for a moment.
"Uh yeah, pretty much."
As they walked down the Hall, people's eyes were riveted on Legolas, who was hanging onto Draco's leg. Several of the girls- and indeed guys- were disappointed to see that the Malfoy Babe was now 'off the market'.
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Once they were in the grounds Legolas was pulled off Draco's leg- which required much force- and Suzanna gave the countdown.
"Right, on the count of three, give him the loops and run. One, two, three!"
They ran as if Snape himself was after them (bet you didn't know that he could have been an Olympic runner?!).
This part of the plan went well, they got away safely and soon heard the manic high-pitched laughter of a hyper elf.
Now, on that day, Hagrid was cutting the grass. Yes, in January. (please imagine that the Xmas hols have already happened!) Legolas was, at this point in time, lying on the grass making grass angels-without much success it has to be said, but he was still doing it. For a very random reason which is best known to the authors and no-one else, the mower ran away. Well, not literally, but, oh well, you get the picture. You don't? Let us set the scene...
Legolas lying on the ground, hair fanned out behind him.
Hagrid's mower rapidly approaching.
Draco and Suzanna somewhere, ready to re-enter when they're needed.
You can probably guess what happens next; but we'll tell you anyway.
The magical mower ran a neat path across Legolas's hair, shearing it very short to his head. At this point, Draco and Suzanna appeared and saw what had happened.
"Err, Legolas?" Draco ventured somewhat nervously "Do you have any idea whatsoever of what just happened?"
"Nope!" Legolas replied, still rolling around in the grass, blissfully unaware of what was to come.
"Well, you ,may want to check your hair..."
Draco did not need to say any more. Legolas had pulled out his mini-mirror and seen his pathetic excuse for hair. A scream then followed, which we won't write down because it will take the best part of a page to do so. In short, he screamed with horror at the sight of his beautiful hair, and was still screaming as they carried him to the medical wing. Luckily, he was quickly sedated, and all was calm again.
"Well, what do we do now?" Draco asked.
"We don't have any lessons now, so neither do the Dream Team. I think that we should go and find out what they've been up to. They've been camping out in the library more than usual lately." Replied Suzanna in a very logical manner. "besides, we don't have the idiot to slow us down this time."
"Uh, one slight problem there, they're not exactly going to tell us everything if we go and say 'Hi there Potter, I know you hate us and we hate you but would you mind terribly if you told us what you're doing so that we can steal your fame which you're bound to get?'! Honestly, for someone so intelligent, you can be majorly thick!"
Suzanna didn't like this last comment at all; so she hit him.
"You moron! We're going to scare them into it!"
"Another problem there, you're not the most frightening person in the world, and not even Potter and Weasely will be scared by you. Unless of course you try and scare them when you've just woken up- now THAT'S scary!"
-Whack!- Draco's head was very sore by this point.
"You imbecile! We're going to find someone to do it for us!"
"Fair enough." ¬Pause¬ "Who?"
"For once Suzanna was at a loss for words.
"Uh, her!"
She was indicating a tall Slytherin 7th year with blonde hair and piercing blue eyes.
"Woah! Letty?! She's scary-looking" -no offence letylyf -"but she's not going to beat them up."
"Intimidation purposes only. Let's just hope that she says yes."
XxX
'Luckily' Letty agreed to help them and they set off for the library, and soon found the Dream Team.
Letty walked up to Ron, because he looked like the weakest one out of all of them- including Hormone.
"Hey, Weasely, what are you doing?"
"Researching top secret stuff!"
"Ron!"
"Hey, at least I didn't tell them about the Philosopher's Stone!"
"RON!"
"Oooops! Well, at least they don't know that we think it's here at Hogwarts being guarded by a three headed dog called Fluffy that you have to sing to to get past, and that Snape's going to steal it, and that it's on the third floor out-of-bounds corridor!"
Harry and Hermione fainted, amazed at Ron's immense stupidity.
"Great, that's all we need, thanks Letty!"
"No problem, any time!"
And then she left, never to be seen again. (unless she reviews very nicely again *wink wink*)
Suzanna turned to Draco.
"Right, let's go to see the elf-idiot and plan... things."
XxX
~In the hospital wing~
Draco and Suzanna arrived at the same time as Harry and Hermione, who were getting some stuff for their sore heads (they fainted remember!?) Madam Pomfrey appeared.
"I'm sorry Mr Malfoy and Miss Robinsonne, but you can't visit Mr Lockhart, your nice hair may distress him. Mr Potter, Miss Granger, do you want to go in?"
"Well, we'll come back later." Sniggered Draco. He was having problems keeping straight-faced at the expressions Harry and Hermione were wearing. So Draco and Suzanna went and waited.....
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Jess: Yet another thrilling cliff hanger from the pens of Totally Clichéd.
Silveretta: Yeh, pretty amazing! *Starts randomly playing with a sponge*
Bella: I will always love yoooou!
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Silveretta: Nope, besides, she's happy!
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Silveretta: Did we do the cameo OK?
Bella: Review!
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Chapter 9- Dude, where's my hair?
At breakfast a few months later the Peroxide Gang were rather pissed off. Make that EXTREMELY pissed off. Not only had the Dream Team survived, but they had actually gotten HOUSE POINTS for battling a troll.
"Big whoop. It's not as if a nine-foot high really smelly and angry troll is THAT dangerous. I could take one on while I was blindfolded!" Legolas was boasting.
"Well, here's your chance, there's one right behind you." Said Suzanna sarcastically.
"Aaah! Where?! Don't let it get me!!!" Legolas dived under the table and refused to come out.
This meant that Draco and Suzanna spent a wonderfully peaceful breakfast together, looking dreamily into each other's eyes. It was all too soon when Suzanna announced that they had to go.
"But how are we going to get him out?" asked Draco.
"Hmm.. I think I have an idea.." Murmured Suzanna. She picked up a bowl.
"Hey! I hadn't finished that!" protested Draco.
"Oh shut up you cretin. This is the only he'll come out. Oh Legolas! Who wants some lovely Frooty Loopies?"
"Meeeee!" yelled Legolas, shooting out like a bullet from under the table, completely forgetting about the 'ferocious troll' lurking behind him. "Me Me Me!! I want the loops! Gimme Gimme Gimme!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! C'mon, you know you love me!"
"Well, at least he's out." Shrugged Suzanna. Draco was looking daggers at her because Legolas was clinging to him like a limpet.
"Well, thank you very much. That is SO much appreciated! We'll have to give him the loops now!"
"Alright, but only in the grounds."
"So you're saying that I have to walk down the whole of the Hall with him clamped onto me in FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE?!"
Suzanna considered this for a moment.
"Uh yeah, pretty much."
As they walked down the Hall, people's eyes were riveted on Legolas, who was hanging onto Draco's leg. Several of the girls- and indeed guys- were disappointed to see that the Malfoy Babe was now 'off the market'.
xXx
Once they were in the grounds Legolas was pulled off Draco's leg- which required much force- and Suzanna gave the countdown.
"Right, on the count of three, give him the loops and run. One, two, three!"
They ran as if Snape himself was after them (bet you didn't know that he could have been an Olympic runner?!).
This part of the plan went well, they got away safely and soon heard the manic high-pitched laughter of a hyper elf.
Now, on that day, Hagrid was cutting the grass. Yes, in January. (please imagine that the Xmas hols have already happened!) Legolas was, at this point in time, lying on the grass making grass angels-without much success it has to be said, but he was still doing it. For a very random reason which is best known to the authors and no-one else, the mower ran away. Well, not literally, but, oh well, you get the picture. You don't? Let us set the scene...
Legolas lying on the ground, hair fanned out behind him.
Hagrid's mower rapidly approaching.
Draco and Suzanna somewhere, ready to re-enter when they're needed.
You can probably guess what happens next; but we'll tell you anyway.
The magical mower ran a neat path across Legolas's hair, shearing it very short to his head. At this point, Draco and Suzanna appeared and saw what had happened.
"Err, Legolas?" Draco ventured somewhat nervously "Do you have any idea whatsoever of what just happened?"
"Nope!" Legolas replied, still rolling around in the grass, blissfully unaware of what was to come.
"Well, you ,may want to check your hair..."
Draco did not need to say any more. Legolas had pulled out his mini-mirror and seen his pathetic excuse for hair. A scream then followed, which we won't write down because it will take the best part of a page to do so. In short, he screamed with horror at the sight of his beautiful hair, and was still screaming as they carried him to the medical wing. Luckily, he was quickly sedated, and all was calm again.
"Well, what do we do now?" Draco asked.
"We don't have any lessons now, so neither do the Dream Team. I think that we should go and find out what they've been up to. They've been camping out in the library more than usual lately." Replied Suzanna in a very logical manner. "besides, we don't have the idiot to slow us down this time."
"Uh, one slight problem there, they're not exactly going to tell us everything if we go and say 'Hi there Potter, I know you hate us and we hate you but would you mind terribly if you told us what you're doing so that we can steal your fame which you're bound to get?'! Honestly, for someone so intelligent, you can be majorly thick!"
Suzanna didn't like this last comment at all; so she hit him.
"You moron! We're going to scare them into it!"
"Another problem there, you're not the most frightening person in the world, and not even Potter and Weasely will be scared by you. Unless of course you try and scare them when you've just woken up- now THAT'S scary!"
-Whack!- Draco's head was very sore by this point.
"You imbecile! We're going to find someone to do it for us!"
"Fair enough." ¬Pause¬ "Who?"
"For once Suzanna was at a loss for words.
"Uh, her!"
She was indicating a tall Slytherin 7th year with blonde hair and piercing blue eyes.
"Woah! Letty?! She's scary-looking" -no offence letylyf -"but she's not going to beat them up."
"Intimidation purposes only. Let's just hope that she says yes."
XxX
'Luckily' Letty agreed to help them and they set off for the library, and soon found the Dream Team.
Letty walked up to Ron, because he looked like the weakest one out of all of them- including Hormone.
"Hey, Weasely, what are you doing?"
"Researching top secret stuff!"
"Ron!"
"Hey, at least I didn't tell them about the Philosopher's Stone!"
"RON!"
"Oooops! Well, at least they don't know that we think it's here at Hogwarts being guarded by a three headed dog called Fluffy that you have to sing to to get past, and that Snape's going to steal it, and that it's on the third floor out-of-bounds corridor!"
Harry and Hermione fainted, amazed at Ron's immense stupidity.
"Great, that's all we need, thanks Letty!"
"No problem, any time!"
And then she left, never to be seen again. (unless she reviews very nicely again *wink wink*)
Suzanna turned to Draco.
"Right, let's go to see the elf-idiot and plan... things."
XxX
~In the hospital wing~
Draco and Suzanna arrived at the same time as Harry and Hermione, who were getting some stuff for their sore heads (they fainted remember!?) Madam Pomfrey appeared.
"I'm sorry Mr Malfoy and Miss Robinsonne, but you can't visit Mr Lockhart, your nice hair may distress him. Mr Potter, Miss Granger, do you want to go in?"
"Well, we'll come back later." Sniggered Draco. He was having problems keeping straight-faced at the expressions Harry and Hermione were wearing. So Draco and Suzanna went and waited.....
XxXxXxXxXxX
Jess: Yet another thrilling cliff hanger from the pens of Totally Clichéd.
Silveretta: Yeh, pretty amazing! *Starts randomly playing with a sponge*
Bella: I will always love yoooou!
Jess: Can't you teach her anything better?
Silveretta: Nope, besides, she's happy!
Bella: Did you like it?
Silveretta: Did we do the cameo OK?
Bella: Review!
Jess: Y'know Silveretta, that's the best thing that you've taught her!
Silveretta: See! I do have my uses! Please be nice in your reviews, we love reading them, they make us feel important!
Bella: Jolly spiffing!
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