Ok, here I am. Ouff! I've finally written a humor fic! I can't believe that! These characters aren't my propriety, but I think everyone should know it! ^-^ Please be understanding with me, I don't really speak English -or American!- and this is my first fic.

The evil club

1- A chapter where our characters talk about a plan to kill Inu-Yasha, and then talk about everything but a plan to kill Inu-Yasha. ^_^

Naraku-sama: Ok, ok. Here we are. I founded this club for people who hate good guys. I think they should die.

Kouga-kun: But if they die, we'll remain unemployed!

Naraku-sama: Shuddup. I decided to let you enter only because you have promised me some Shikon no Tama's shards. Everybody here thinks you're too good for this club. You love a good girl. Because... what's the purpose of this secret society?

Sesshoumaru-sama: To kill Inu-Yasha.

Kagura-san: To kill Inu-Yasha.

Kanna-chan: To kill Inu-Yasha and his friends.

Juuroumaru-kun (yes, he's alive):...

Naraku-sama: Ok, perfect! We're prepared to die for this purpose!! Bwahahahahah!

Sesshoumaru-sama: No, I'm not.

Naraku-sama: Shuddup, you moron!!

Sesshoumaru-sama: How dare...

Kagura-san: Se-chan, dear, I know you're strong, but...don't fight, because...

Sesshoumaru-sama: Se-what?

Kouga-kun: Se-chan... ih ih... remember it!

Sesshoumaru-sama: *becomes (in order) white, red, green and violet*

Kanna-chan: It's better to run away... Juuroumaru-kun, what are you goin'to do? Are you coming with me?

Juuroumaru-kun:...

Kanna-chan: Ok, bye! *runs away*

Naraku-sama: C'mon, Se-chan *eh eh*, don't be nervous! Let's think about some ways to kill, torture, and slaughter Inu-Yasha!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!

Kagura-san: Sometimes I'm a little scared of you, Naraku-sama, you know?

Naraku-sama: *with spirited eyes* slaughter him, slaughter him!!! Ahahahahahahah"!!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Kouga-kun: Kanna-chan, take Naraku-sama to bed now. Kanna-chan? Kaaaacchaaaaaan? Where are youuuuuuuuu?

Sesshoumaru-sama: SHUDDUP! ARGH! MY EARS!!

Kouga-kun: But... where's Kacchan?

Juouroumaru-kun: *puts on a panda costume, and shows a yellow sign whit the words "SHE'S RUN AWAY"*

Kagura-san: And what are you doig now?

Jouuroumaru-kun: *with another sign* "I'M IMITATING GENMA SAOTOME"

Sesshoumaru-sama: Oh my Buddha (he doesn't believe in God)... I'm in a madhouse...

Kagura-san: Oh, poor Se-chan!

Sesshoumaru-sama: SHUDDUP! U'RE THE FIRST INSANE MORON HERE!!!!!!

Kagura-san:...would you prefer Fluffy?

Sesshoumaru-sama: *sweatdrop* please someone kill her... please...

Kagura-san: *chokes*...

Naraku-sama: Destroy Inu-Yasha!! Kill him! Kill, torture, slaughter! Bwahahah!!

Kouga-kun: STOP IT!!

Naraku-sama: ... sorry...

Sesshoumaru-sama: Oh, poor Naraku-chan... you should get an aspirin...here! *gives a white pill to him*

Naraku-sama: Thanks... *gulps it down* it's good... *becomes blue* but... whadda hell izzat?

Sesshoumaru-sama: Laudanum pills.

Naraku-sama: HHHH... AARGH.. . .

Sesshoumaru-sama: Dead. Oh, good. One less idiot on Earth.

Kouga-kun: I think you've seen too many movies...

Kagura-san: Oh, thanks, Sesshoumaru!

Juuroumaru-kun: *blinks*

Kouga-kun: *blinks*

Sesshoumaru-sama: ... h-how... d-dare...

Kouga-kun: *whispering to Juu-kun* how much do you bet that he's going to transform in a white demon dog?

Juuroumaru-kun: *indicates a 8 with his hands*

Kouga-kun: 8 Yens? Alright! (I know we're in the Sengiku Jidai, but...)

Sesshoumaru-sama: *transforms in a white demon dog*

Kouga-kun: Great! Give me your Yens!

Juuroumaru-kun: *sulking* Here you are.

Kouga-kun: But you're speakin! Why have you never spoken before?

Juuroumaru-kun: It was a question of image... my manager... oh, fuck it! Anyway, how much do you bet that he's going to return human?

Kouga-kun: 8 Yens.

Sesshoumaru-sama: Oh, I haven't got the time to kill you! I must think about some ways to take the Tetsusaiga! *returns to his human shape*

Juuroumaru-kun: Ok, little wolf, gimme back my money.