3- Alive!!
In that moment a loud thunder went through the sky.
Sesshoumaru-sama: And now, what's going to happen?
Hiten-kun: Bwahahah! I'm back from Hell!!
Kouga-kun: ... and you are...?
Hiten-kun: I'm Hiten!! One of the Thunder Brothers! Unluckily my little brother has remained in Hell... but it doesn't matter!
Sesshoumaru-sama: I've just killed a moron, and here is another one... Dammit!
Kagura-san: Come away with me!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: You'd better stop speaking, if you don't want to be killed by the great Demon-Lord-Sesshoumaru-Sama.
Kagura-san: I think calling you Fluffy is cuter! ^_^
Sesshoumaru-sama: ...
Hiten-kun: *descends on his little cloud *
Kouga-kun: Hello, Goku-chan!
Hiten-kun: Be careful, little wolf. I could kill you with one hand.
Kouga-kun: Interesting! Let's see!
Naraku-sama: Stop it! Our first priority is to kill Inu-Yasha!
Everyone (except Hiten-kun): HE'S ALIVE!!!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: Shit! I should have put more laudanum in that pill...
Kagura-san: Se-chan, please save meeeeee!
Sesshoumaru-sama: Take this pill, Kagura!
Kagura-san: *takes the pill* but this is... laudanum??!! *dies*
Sesshoumaru-sama: THIS is the right quantity!
Naraku-sama: you-you dared... you tried to kill me!!!
Hiten-kun: Yeah, yeah, this is all very interesting, but I'm trying to kill a little wolf, here!!
Kouga-kun: Shut up and FIGHT!!!!
In that moment Inu-Yasha's fellowship stopped quarrelling and went outside.
Kagome-san: Hiten-kun! He's here!! He's back! AAAAHHHH!
Inu-Yasha: ... haven't you seen the other demons, you moron?
Kagome-san: Oh, yeah! There are Naraku-san, Juuroumaru-san, that Little- Girl-san, Sesshoumaru-san, Dead-Kagura-san, Kouga-chan...
Inu-Yasha: Kouga-CHAN??????
Kanna-chan: That Little-Girl-san??
Kagome-san: *ignoring them* ok, everyone I've called has to wait their own turn to fight with us! ^_^ The first (someone weak)... Sesshoumaru-san!
Sesshoumaru-sama: I'm not weak and I'm SAMA, not SAN!!
Kagome-san: Shut up and fight with me!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: *kills her in 0, 56 seconds with the dokkasou*
Inu-Yasha, Miroku-kun, Sango-chan, Shippou-chan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Kagome! Nooooooooo!
Kouga-kun: Omae o korosu.
Sesshoumaru-sama: Shuddup. We'll fight after we've killed the other good guys.
Naraku-sama: Inu-Yasha is MINE!
Kouga-kun: No, I must kill him first!
Juuouroumaru-kun: Leave him to me!!
Miroku-kun: Ehy... he's not the only one who has to be killed!
Kanna-chan: You are too insignificant for us to notice! We are trying to kill Inu-Yasha, why should you matter?!
Sango-chan: What an injustice! U MUST kill me first! I am the most important here!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: ... but the title of this manga is INU-YASHA_a feudal fairy tale!
Inu-Yasha: OF COURSE!!
Miroku-kun: It doesn't matter!!!! Kill me first, please! Without me, Inu- Yasha would be dead, by now!
Inu-Yasha: Ehy! Stoppit! You what??!!
Shippou-chan: And me?? When Kagome-chan and Inu-Yasha-chan killed the Thunder Brothers I helped!!
Inu-Yasha: I have a feeling nobody's listening to me...
Hiten-kun: *to Shippou-chan* Ehy... I'm here, you moron!!
Shippou-chan: Be truthful... how many Yens have you given the Onis to return here??!!
Hiten-kun: You little stupid fox...
Shippou-chan: C'mon! Kill me! I'm the main character!!
Inu-Yasha: Will somebody please listen to me?
Sango-chan: NO! Kill me first!
Miroku-kun: No! Please! Kill me!!
Naraku-sama: *sweatdrop* I'd better go now... I'm not feeling very well... I'm hallucinating ...
Sesshoumaru-sama: I'll just return to Rin...
Inu-Yasha: C'mon, big brother... won't you kill me?
Kanna-chan: Let's go, Juu-chan... they are all completely crazy...
Juuroumaru-kun: Let's go home with Naraku-sama...
Dead-Kagura-San: *stays there*
Kouga-kun: My friends are waitng for me... bye...
Hiten-kun: It's late... I'll just go home, there must be a lot of webs by now... I've got to clean it...
Miroku-kun/Sango-chan/Shippou-chan: EHYYYYYYYYYY!! Don't leave us like that!! Kill uuuus! Pleeeeaaaaase!!!
Inu-Yasha: It's all ur fault! And look at Kagome! She's dead! Oh, not that it matters, anyway! This evening I'm going on a date with Kikyou-chan...
Kagome-san: You what?!
Author's notes: OUFF! I can't believe it. I've just finished 3 chapters!! Oh, this story is goin to be veeeeeeeery long, and if u liked these chapters. u MUST read the others! ^_^ If not. here's ur possibility to turn back! ^_~ Oh, I almost forgot: like I already said before, please be understanding wimme! I'm Italian! Thank u!
In that moment a loud thunder went through the sky.
Sesshoumaru-sama: And now, what's going to happen?
Hiten-kun: Bwahahah! I'm back from Hell!!
Kouga-kun: ... and you are...?
Hiten-kun: I'm Hiten!! One of the Thunder Brothers! Unluckily my little brother has remained in Hell... but it doesn't matter!
Sesshoumaru-sama: I've just killed a moron, and here is another one... Dammit!
Kagura-san: Come away with me!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: You'd better stop speaking, if you don't want to be killed by the great Demon-Lord-Sesshoumaru-Sama.
Kagura-san: I think calling you Fluffy is cuter! ^_^
Sesshoumaru-sama: ...
Hiten-kun: *descends on his little cloud *
Kouga-kun: Hello, Goku-chan!
Hiten-kun: Be careful, little wolf. I could kill you with one hand.
Kouga-kun: Interesting! Let's see!
Naraku-sama: Stop it! Our first priority is to kill Inu-Yasha!
Everyone (except Hiten-kun): HE'S ALIVE!!!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: Shit! I should have put more laudanum in that pill...
Kagura-san: Se-chan, please save meeeeee!
Sesshoumaru-sama: Take this pill, Kagura!
Kagura-san: *takes the pill* but this is... laudanum??!! *dies*
Sesshoumaru-sama: THIS is the right quantity!
Naraku-sama: you-you dared... you tried to kill me!!!
Hiten-kun: Yeah, yeah, this is all very interesting, but I'm trying to kill a little wolf, here!!
Kouga-kun: Shut up and FIGHT!!!!
In that moment Inu-Yasha's fellowship stopped quarrelling and went outside.
Kagome-san: Hiten-kun! He's here!! He's back! AAAAHHHH!
Inu-Yasha: ... haven't you seen the other demons, you moron?
Kagome-san: Oh, yeah! There are Naraku-san, Juuroumaru-san, that Little- Girl-san, Sesshoumaru-san, Dead-Kagura-san, Kouga-chan...
Inu-Yasha: Kouga-CHAN??????
Kanna-chan: That Little-Girl-san??
Kagome-san: *ignoring them* ok, everyone I've called has to wait their own turn to fight with us! ^_^ The first (someone weak)... Sesshoumaru-san!
Sesshoumaru-sama: I'm not weak and I'm SAMA, not SAN!!
Kagome-san: Shut up and fight with me!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: *kills her in 0, 56 seconds with the dokkasou*
Inu-Yasha, Miroku-kun, Sango-chan, Shippou-chan: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Kagome! Nooooooooo!
Kouga-kun: Omae o korosu.
Sesshoumaru-sama: Shuddup. We'll fight after we've killed the other good guys.
Naraku-sama: Inu-Yasha is MINE!
Kouga-kun: No, I must kill him first!
Juuouroumaru-kun: Leave him to me!!
Miroku-kun: Ehy... he's not the only one who has to be killed!
Kanna-chan: You are too insignificant for us to notice! We are trying to kill Inu-Yasha, why should you matter?!
Sango-chan: What an injustice! U MUST kill me first! I am the most important here!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: ... but the title of this manga is INU-YASHA_a feudal fairy tale!
Inu-Yasha: OF COURSE!!
Miroku-kun: It doesn't matter!!!! Kill me first, please! Without me, Inu- Yasha would be dead, by now!
Inu-Yasha: Ehy! Stoppit! You what??!!
Shippou-chan: And me?? When Kagome-chan and Inu-Yasha-chan killed the Thunder Brothers I helped!!
Inu-Yasha: I have a feeling nobody's listening to me...
Hiten-kun: *to Shippou-chan* Ehy... I'm here, you moron!!
Shippou-chan: Be truthful... how many Yens have you given the Onis to return here??!!
Hiten-kun: You little stupid fox...
Shippou-chan: C'mon! Kill me! I'm the main character!!
Inu-Yasha: Will somebody please listen to me?
Sango-chan: NO! Kill me first!
Miroku-kun: No! Please! Kill me!!
Naraku-sama: *sweatdrop* I'd better go now... I'm not feeling very well... I'm hallucinating ...
Sesshoumaru-sama: I'll just return to Rin...
Inu-Yasha: C'mon, big brother... won't you kill me?
Kanna-chan: Let's go, Juu-chan... they are all completely crazy...
Juuroumaru-kun: Let's go home with Naraku-sama...
Dead-Kagura-San: *stays there*
Kouga-kun: My friends are waitng for me... bye...
Hiten-kun: It's late... I'll just go home, there must be a lot of webs by now... I've got to clean it...
Miroku-kun/Sango-chan/Shippou-chan: EHYYYYYYYYYY!! Don't leave us like that!! Kill uuuus! Pleeeeaaaaase!!!
Inu-Yasha: It's all ur fault! And look at Kagome! She's dead! Oh, not that it matters, anyway! This evening I'm going on a date with Kikyou-chan...
Kagome-san: You what?!
Author's notes: OUFF! I can't believe it. I've just finished 3 chapters!! Oh, this story is goin to be veeeeeeeery long, and if u liked these chapters. u MUST read the others! ^_^ If not. here's ur possibility to turn back! ^_~ Oh, I almost forgot: like I already said before, please be understanding wimme! I'm Italian! Thank u!