4- There are a lot of people who hate human beings...
Introduction: in this chapter will arrive some characters from the Harry Potter's books -Lucius Malfoy, Dobby, and Hagrid's big spider (I don't remember his name, so I'll just call him Bobby ^_^)- for more information bout them, please read the first two books, or simply go see the movies...
It had been a very strange night, but none of our characters was aware that something worse was going to happen. In fact, while our bad guys (except Kagura-san) were going back home, from the Harry Potter's books arrived in the Sengoku Jidai, directly on our screen -TADAAAN!- Lord Lucius Malfoy, Dobby the domestic slave and Bobby-a spider 7 meters tall.
Sesshoumaru-sama: ... can you tell me why??
Because I've just written so. I am the writer, and if you don't like it, I'll just write that you'll soon get married to Kagura-san.
Sesshoumaru-sama: Oh, no! I like it!! I'm SOOOOOOOOOO happy someone new has arrived!
Kagura-san: Marry me!
Shuddup. You're dead.
Kagura-san: Oh, yeah. I forgot... *falls down, dead*
Alright! Now you can go on. Don't pay attention to me! ^_^
Lucius Malfoy: Where am I?
Naraku-sama: Carlotta-san, have you forgotten the title "sama"?
No! It's only beacuse they're English... they have no titles, except "Lord"... (and please call me Lottie-kun! Arigatou!)
Dobby: I'd like having a title, but my Lord only calls me Dobby...
Lucius: Because you are NOTHING!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: Very good!! I've finally found someone else who treats their slaves as they deserve!
Jaken-san: But... m-my Lord...
Sesshoumaru-sama: Shut up! Where have you been all this time?
Jaken-san: I was looking for you, Sir-
Lucius: Haven't you heard your master? SHUT UP!!!!!!
Dobby: You're a slave like me... can we become friends?
Jaken-san: But of course... this is the start of a great friendship!!
Sesshoumaru-sama/ Lucius: *take their slaves and throw them in the nearest bin*
Kouga-kun: But we're in the Sengoku Jidai!!!
So? I've decided so. Would you prefer kissing Naraku-sama?
Kouga-kun/ Naraku-sama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Then let's continue.
Lucius: Are you human beings without magic powers?
Sesshoumaru-sama: No, we're demons! I hate human beings!! But my sense of smell is never wrong... therefore you must be a human!
Lucius: I am a wizard. I hate human beings without magic powers.
Sesshoumaru-sama: Are u evil?
Lucius: What do you mean?
Sesshoumaru-sama: Do you want to kill good guys, human beings, half-demons-
Naraku-sama: EHY!
Sesshoumaru-sama: -puppies, cats, be sadistic with slaves, and be spiteful with children?
Lucius: Of course!
Sesshoumaru-sama: *to the others* There is another guy who can enter our club!
Everyone: YAY!!
Lucius: You are not really evil, are you? But no matter, where is your base?
Juuroumaru-kun: Near here... Let's go!
Kanna-chan: But the big spider-
His name's Bobby.
Kanna-chan: Oh, thanks. And Bobby, does he stay here?
Naraku-sama: I don't like it. I don't like ARACHNIDS. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS ARACHNIDS. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS ARACHNIDS WHO CLING TO THE BACK! I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS ARACHNIDS WHO CLING TO THE BACK OF HALF-DEMONS AND ARE THE REASON THEY CAN'T BECOME FULL DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanna-chan: Relax, Nacchan, relax...
Naraku-sama: I AM VERY RELAXED! I'M THE MOST DAMNED RELAXED HALF-DEMON ON EARTH!!
Kacchan: Self-esteem, Nacchan, remember: self-esteem...
Naraku-sama: Ok... self-esteem... self-esteem...
Lucius: Your master is a little neurotic...
Sesshoumaru-sama: I have no master. I am the master.
Lucius:...
I think I should end here this chapter... and get an aspirin...
Sesshoumaru-sama: I have some here... would you-
NO!
Sesshoumaru-sama: 'kay...
Introduction: in this chapter will arrive some characters from the Harry Potter's books -Lucius Malfoy, Dobby, and Hagrid's big spider (I don't remember his name, so I'll just call him Bobby ^_^)- for more information bout them, please read the first two books, or simply go see the movies...
It had been a very strange night, but none of our characters was aware that something worse was going to happen. In fact, while our bad guys (except Kagura-san) were going back home, from the Harry Potter's books arrived in the Sengoku Jidai, directly on our screen -TADAAAN!- Lord Lucius Malfoy, Dobby the domestic slave and Bobby-a spider 7 meters tall.
Sesshoumaru-sama: ... can you tell me why??
Because I've just written so. I am the writer, and if you don't like it, I'll just write that you'll soon get married to Kagura-san.
Sesshoumaru-sama: Oh, no! I like it!! I'm SOOOOOOOOOO happy someone new has arrived!
Kagura-san: Marry me!
Shuddup. You're dead.
Kagura-san: Oh, yeah. I forgot... *falls down, dead*
Alright! Now you can go on. Don't pay attention to me! ^_^
Lucius Malfoy: Where am I?
Naraku-sama: Carlotta-san, have you forgotten the title "sama"?
No! It's only beacuse they're English... they have no titles, except "Lord"... (and please call me Lottie-kun! Arigatou!)
Dobby: I'd like having a title, but my Lord only calls me Dobby...
Lucius: Because you are NOTHING!!
Sesshoumaru-sama: Very good!! I've finally found someone else who treats their slaves as they deserve!
Jaken-san: But... m-my Lord...
Sesshoumaru-sama: Shut up! Where have you been all this time?
Jaken-san: I was looking for you, Sir-
Lucius: Haven't you heard your master? SHUT UP!!!!!!
Dobby: You're a slave like me... can we become friends?
Jaken-san: But of course... this is the start of a great friendship!!
Sesshoumaru-sama/ Lucius: *take their slaves and throw them in the nearest bin*
Kouga-kun: But we're in the Sengoku Jidai!!!
So? I've decided so. Would you prefer kissing Naraku-sama?
Kouga-kun/ Naraku-sama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Then let's continue.
Lucius: Are you human beings without magic powers?
Sesshoumaru-sama: No, we're demons! I hate human beings!! But my sense of smell is never wrong... therefore you must be a human!
Lucius: I am a wizard. I hate human beings without magic powers.
Sesshoumaru-sama: Are u evil?
Lucius: What do you mean?
Sesshoumaru-sama: Do you want to kill good guys, human beings, half-demons-
Naraku-sama: EHY!
Sesshoumaru-sama: -puppies, cats, be sadistic with slaves, and be spiteful with children?
Lucius: Of course!
Sesshoumaru-sama: *to the others* There is another guy who can enter our club!
Everyone: YAY!!
Lucius: You are not really evil, are you? But no matter, where is your base?
Juuroumaru-kun: Near here... Let's go!
Kanna-chan: But the big spider-
His name's Bobby.
Kanna-chan: Oh, thanks. And Bobby, does he stay here?
Naraku-sama: I don't like it. I don't like ARACHNIDS. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS ARACHNIDS. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS ARACHNIDS WHO CLING TO THE BACK! I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS ARACHNIDS WHO CLING TO THE BACK OF HALF-DEMONS AND ARE THE REASON THEY CAN'T BECOME FULL DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanna-chan: Relax, Nacchan, relax...
Naraku-sama: I AM VERY RELAXED! I'M THE MOST DAMNED RELAXED HALF-DEMON ON EARTH!!
Kacchan: Self-esteem, Nacchan, remember: self-esteem...
Naraku-sama: Ok... self-esteem... self-esteem...
Lucius: Your master is a little neurotic...
Sesshoumaru-sama: I have no master. I am the master.
Lucius:...
I think I should end here this chapter... and get an aspirin...
Sesshoumaru-sama: I have some here... would you-
NO!
Sesshoumaru-sama: 'kay...