6- Revenge, revenge, revenge!!!! Whahahahahaha!!!!

It was a dark night, and the candles' lights were gradually fading away. In the castle any kind of noise could have broken the silence, and our two lovers were wrapped up in a tight hug...

Kouga-kun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you telling me that you aren't in love with Fluffy?

Sesshoumaru-sama: And who is Fluffy??!!

You.

Sesshoumaru-sama: I hate you. Let me go or I'll kill you just as I killed Kagome.

... oh, yes. Not that I care about stupid little details like that, of course.

Sesshoumaru-sama: What?

I'm the only one who can decide your movements. And now you kiss Kouga-kun.

Kouga-kun: *with closed lips* mmmmmmh... mmtlease... stottit... tlease... I'll neser tellu tat you're a d***h ggnnn... (translation: please, stop it, please... I'll never tell you that you're a b***h again...)

Sesshoumaru-sama: *with closed lips, too* Don maae mme to tis... (Don't make me do this)

But I have to! It's my revenge! Revenge is the greatest pleasure when somebody tells you -or does- something wrong! ^____^

Naraku-sama: Please... it's too disgusting a scene!! ( I don't know if it's right... excuse me!)

... And in that moment Naraku-sama decided to become Inu-Yasha's best friend!

Naraku-sama: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Kanna-chan: You're really evil.

I know. After all, I was the one who founded this club!!

Lucius: But you are just a human being, a stupid stupid human without magic powers.

... you're right. And now, become Dobby's slave.

Dobby: YESSS!

Jaken-san: ... and me?

You WHAT??

Jaken-san: Sesshoumaru-sama will be my slave, right?

No.

Jaken-san: *snapping his fingers* Dammit...

Sesshoumaru-sama: Tanku, Lottie-kud, dut lenne go dow! (thank you, Lottie- kun, but let me go now)

Oh, yeah, I forgot about those two!

Kouga-kun: Stottit!! (Stop it!)

Ok... you're forgiven... Se-sama and Kouga-kun move away, and Naraku-sama kills Inu-chan.

Naraku-sama: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

No, wait... Just a moment!! Poor Inu-chan. No no. I changed my mind.^_^

INU IS ALIVE!!

Inu-Yasha: Oh, thank you!

Naraku-sama: Omae o korosu.

Stupid stupid stupid! I'm a girl! What the Hell is "omae"??!!

Naraku-sama: And what the Hell is Lottie-KUN??!!

Oh... *ehm* Let's go on with the fic...

Hiten-kun: Have you forgotten about me in this two chapters??

Oh, sorry, Hicchan. I promise you that in the next chapters I'll never speak again.

Sesshoumaru-sama: Thank you SO much!!!

...Except in some cases... ehe...

Kagura-san: Kacchan is right... you're really evil.

You may be right! ^_~

Author's note: from the next chapter will start an episode 3 chapters long about the thermal baths. In chapter 10 there are some friends of mine and me, too. But I don't go on if you don't R&R!! Thank you!! ^_^