7- Let's go to the baths!!
Kagura-san: *walking through a rotten marsh* Can you tell me why we're here?
Naraku-sama: It's all your fault, Kouga!! You and your stupid ideas!!
Kouga-kun: Alright, but we must pass through here, if we want to go to the thermal baths!
Sesshoumaru-sama: And WHO wants to go to the baths??!!
Kouga-kun: Well, then why are you following me?
Juuroumaru-kun: You're right! Let's go back home!
NO!!! YOU'LL FOLLOW KOUGA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!! IF NOT...
Sesshoumaru-sama: NOOOO!! That's perfectly alright!! C'mon, everybody!! Let's go to the baths!!
Everyone: YEAH!! It will be fun!! *singing* Leet's gooooooooo... To the baaaths!! Hoooooow beautiful!!
...You can stop now.
Naraku-sama: ... and where are Lucius, Dobby, and *glom* Bobby?
They decided to return home. They prefer their world...
Jaken-san: Dammit...
Sesshoumaru-sama: What are you doing here? And where is Rin!! Have you left her alone??
Jaken-san: Ugh... I've forgotten the child...
Sesshoumaru-sama: GO!!!
Jaken-san: Ok, ok! *runs away*
Sesshoumaru-sama: My clothes are dirty! I can't walk in this disgusting stuff! My shoes are full of mud! My feet are wet! I'm gonna get a rheumatism!!
Kanna-chan: But you can fly, can't you? And Naraku-sama and Hiten-san and Kagura-san too!
Juuroumaru-kun: And, excuse me, but since when a demon lord can get a rheumatism?! O_o
Fluffy: *ignoring him* but if I fly, I would get a sore throat!!
Kagura-san: There's no doubt about that!! You always wear light clothes, eat revolting things and never sleep!! And fight fight fight fight-
Fluffy: First. Lottie-kun, my name is Sesshoumaru. Second. Kagura-san, shuddup. Third. I've an headache, please don't be noisy.
Kagura-san: You need a sweet wife...
Se-chan: I- what??? You're dead!!!
Kagura-san: Ok... But...
Se-chan: But- NOTHING!!! And, Carlotta, stop calling me Se-chan, Fluffy, Bobi, Kitty and similar!!!!!!
I never called you Kitty, but you just gave me a good idea! ^__^
Kitty: F**K U!!!!
But-
Kitty: Kitty again?! I AM SESSHOUMARU-SAMA-THE-DEMON-LORD!!! And... didn't you say that in this chapter you wouldn't speak??!!
Ok... sorry... I exaggerated...
Sesshoumaru-sama: Don't be sad!^_^ We're going to the baths, just like you wanted!
Ok... I'll never speak again... *thinking* You'll see, when you get to the baths... ehe... ]:-) ( devil!!
A few minutes later...
Hiten-kun: *flying* Wahah!! I can fly and you can't, I can fly and you can't!!!!!
Kagura: * on her flying feather* I can fly too. But I'm not so noisy!
Hiten-kun: I want to fight with someone!!
Kanna-chan: *ignoring him* Kouga-san, do you think we're going in the right direction?
Hiten-kun: Naraku-san, won't you fight with me?
Naraku-sama: I'm sama...
Kouga-kun: *to Kacchan* Of course! I'm a wolf, I can't lose the path!!
Hiten-kun: Be angry with me!! Fight! Naraku!
Naraku-sama: How dare... I'm Naraku-SAMA!!
Hiten-kun: So FIGHT!!
Naraku-sama: No... I'm too tired, now...
Kacchan: Kouga-kun, I'll repeat my question. Are you sure we didn't get lost?!
Kouga-kun: No... uh... ehm... I hope...
Juuroumaru-kun: U hope?!!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY "I HOPE"??!!
Kouga-kun: Uh... ehm... we're not lost!! We're only..... only...
Juu-kun: Only LOST!!
Kagura-san: I think Kacchan and Juu-kun are right. You don't know where we are, do you?
Sesshoumaru-sama: Admit it!! We're lost!!
Kouga-kun: Yeah.
Everyone: *put Kouga's head in the mud* BAKA!!
Kouga-kun: *coff!* You bastards...
Hiten-kun: Lottie-sama, please, help us!!
Thanks for the "sama", but remember, I promised Sesshoumaru-sama that I would never speak again. You're gonna have to find the right path by yourselves!!! Bye and kisses!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop* It's all your fault, Sesshoumaru!!
Se-sama: Please, Lottie-chan...
*silence*
Se-sama: Oh, thank you VERY MUCH!!
Naraku-sama: At this point, we can only go on... and try to find the baths by ourselves...
The group goes on through the marshes.
**************************************************************************** ******* Author notes: Ouff! Please keep reading, and R&R!!
Kikyou-chan: 6 at least!!
...and no flames!
Kikyou-chan: I think you've said so a thousand times... -_-;
If I did some mistake, please tell me!
P.S. I've just seen that I Glomp Bishounen put my fic in her favourite stories. Grazie 1000! (Thank you very much!!)
Kagura-san: *walking through a rotten marsh* Can you tell me why we're here?
Naraku-sama: It's all your fault, Kouga!! You and your stupid ideas!!
Kouga-kun: Alright, but we must pass through here, if we want to go to the thermal baths!
Sesshoumaru-sama: And WHO wants to go to the baths??!!
Kouga-kun: Well, then why are you following me?
Juuroumaru-kun: You're right! Let's go back home!
NO!!! YOU'LL FOLLOW KOUGA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!! IF NOT...
Sesshoumaru-sama: NOOOO!! That's perfectly alright!! C'mon, everybody!! Let's go to the baths!!
Everyone: YEAH!! It will be fun!! *singing* Leet's gooooooooo... To the baaaths!! Hoooooow beautiful!!
...You can stop now.
Naraku-sama: ... and where are Lucius, Dobby, and *glom* Bobby?
They decided to return home. They prefer their world...
Jaken-san: Dammit...
Sesshoumaru-sama: What are you doing here? And where is Rin!! Have you left her alone??
Jaken-san: Ugh... I've forgotten the child...
Sesshoumaru-sama: GO!!!
Jaken-san: Ok, ok! *runs away*
Sesshoumaru-sama: My clothes are dirty! I can't walk in this disgusting stuff! My shoes are full of mud! My feet are wet! I'm gonna get a rheumatism!!
Kanna-chan: But you can fly, can't you? And Naraku-sama and Hiten-san and Kagura-san too!
Juuroumaru-kun: And, excuse me, but since when a demon lord can get a rheumatism?! O_o
Fluffy: *ignoring him* but if I fly, I would get a sore throat!!
Kagura-san: There's no doubt about that!! You always wear light clothes, eat revolting things and never sleep!! And fight fight fight fight-
Fluffy: First. Lottie-kun, my name is Sesshoumaru. Second. Kagura-san, shuddup. Third. I've an headache, please don't be noisy.
Kagura-san: You need a sweet wife...
Se-chan: I- what??? You're dead!!!
Kagura-san: Ok... But...
Se-chan: But- NOTHING!!! And, Carlotta, stop calling me Se-chan, Fluffy, Bobi, Kitty and similar!!!!!!
I never called you Kitty, but you just gave me a good idea! ^__^
Kitty: F**K U!!!!
But-
Kitty: Kitty again?! I AM SESSHOUMARU-SAMA-THE-DEMON-LORD!!! And... didn't you say that in this chapter you wouldn't speak??!!
Ok... sorry... I exaggerated...
Sesshoumaru-sama: Don't be sad!^_^ We're going to the baths, just like you wanted!
Ok... I'll never speak again... *thinking* You'll see, when you get to the baths... ehe... ]:-) ( devil!!
A few minutes later...
Hiten-kun: *flying* Wahah!! I can fly and you can't, I can fly and you can't!!!!!
Kagura: * on her flying feather* I can fly too. But I'm not so noisy!
Hiten-kun: I want to fight with someone!!
Kanna-chan: *ignoring him* Kouga-san, do you think we're going in the right direction?
Hiten-kun: Naraku-san, won't you fight with me?
Naraku-sama: I'm sama...
Kouga-kun: *to Kacchan* Of course! I'm a wolf, I can't lose the path!!
Hiten-kun: Be angry with me!! Fight! Naraku!
Naraku-sama: How dare... I'm Naraku-SAMA!!
Hiten-kun: So FIGHT!!
Naraku-sama: No... I'm too tired, now...
Kacchan: Kouga-kun, I'll repeat my question. Are you sure we didn't get lost?!
Kouga-kun: No... uh... ehm... I hope...
Juuroumaru-kun: U hope?!!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY "I HOPE"??!!
Kouga-kun: Uh... ehm... we're not lost!! We're only..... only...
Juu-kun: Only LOST!!
Kagura-san: I think Kacchan and Juu-kun are right. You don't know where we are, do you?
Sesshoumaru-sama: Admit it!! We're lost!!
Kouga-kun: Yeah.
Everyone: *put Kouga's head in the mud* BAKA!!
Kouga-kun: *coff!* You bastards...
Hiten-kun: Lottie-sama, please, help us!!
Thanks for the "sama", but remember, I promised Sesshoumaru-sama that I would never speak again. You're gonna have to find the right path by yourselves!!! Bye and kisses!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop* It's all your fault, Sesshoumaru!!
Se-sama: Please, Lottie-chan...
*silence*
Se-sama: Oh, thank you VERY MUCH!!
Naraku-sama: At this point, we can only go on... and try to find the baths by ourselves...
The group goes on through the marshes.
**************************************************************************** ******* Author notes: Ouff! Please keep reading, and R&R!!
Kikyou-chan: 6 at least!!
...and no flames!
Kikyou-chan: I think you've said so a thousand times... -_-;
If I did some mistake, please tell me!
P.S. I've just seen that I Glomp Bishounen put my fic in her favourite stories. Grazie 1000! (Thank you very much!!)