9- At the hotel.
Naraku-sama: Kagura-san... please... we've been here for 2 hours... all the other men already went away... everyone is at the hotel now... we're stuck here because of your stupid whim!!
Kagura-san: NO! I'll get out only if Se-chan comes close to me!!
Juu-kun: Give them back their clothes, at least!! It's an affair between you and Sesshoumaru!
Kagura-san: No! Only Naraku-sama can get out!! *gives him his clothes*
Naraku-sama: Thanks... but the others?
Kagura-san: Mmmmh... I think they're far too cute to go to the hotel, leaving me alone!! They'll stay here!
Kouga-kun: *very, very, very red* Ok, I-I'll promise you that we'll stay with you at the hotel, b-but... l-let us go now...
Hiten-kun: What Kouga-kun is trying to say is "WE'RE NAKED, YOU STUPID B***H, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 2 HOURS AND WE'RE COLD COLD COLD? WE'RE HUNGRY, AND WE'RE NOT FISHES!!!!" *pant* I'm finished!
Kagura-san: And what do you think, Se-chan?......... Se-chan? *silence*.....Where are you?
Juu-kun: I saw him take a towel and run away......... he's probably at the hotel by now.........
Kagura-san: Oh, shit..... I have to follow him!! *gets out and starts running, forgetting to give Kouga-kun and Hiten-kun their clothes back*
Kouga-kun: E-Ehy! Don't leave us in these conditions!!
Hiten-kun: W-We're NAKED, dammit!!!!!!!
Juu-kun: I don't think she can hear you. I'll go to Kacchan, she's been alone for all this time... *goes away*
Hi-kun/Kouga-kun: E-EHY!!
Silence.
Hi-kun: We've been left alone... I think we should get out now...
Kouga-kun: Yeah... let's take two towels.
While they are getting out of the bath, a thousand girls jump out from the most unexpected places (like windows, or the air pipe) and start screaming.
Kouga-kun: And what the hell is that crazy horde of girls??!! O_o
A crazy horde of girls. ^_^ They're your fans.
Hiten-kun: Let's just take the towels!
Fan 1: Can I take your photo?
Hi-kun: Pho-what? Whatever that is, no, you can't!
Fan 2: Can I have your autograph? *gives a pen and a notebook to Kouga-kun*
Kouga-kun: I don't know how to write...
Fan3: ...
Hi-kun: OH, STOP IT, LOTTIE-KUN!!! I THINK WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!
Ok... all the fans please return home. I repeat: all the fans please return home!
Fans: Oh, dammit! / Don't be sad, at least we've seen em naked! / I want to take a photograph. / etc.
You can take your towels and go to the hotel now!
Hi-kun/Kouga-kun: *sulking a little A LOT* Thanks...
At the hotel...
Se-sama: *to the man at the counter* I want a room.
Director: Double?
Se-sama: No, single.
Director: And your lady, sir?
Se-sama: What the hell are you s- *turns his head* KAGURA-SAN!!!
Kagura-san: Hi! n_n
Se-sama: *to the director, called by the counter-guy when he saw that things were getting out of hand* HURRY UP GIMME THE KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: But I've to see your documents first, sir.
Se-sama: *kills the director, takes a key from the wall and runs away*
Kagura-san: Oh, he's gone... *looks at the keys on the wall* He took number 22... good! *takes number 23*
Director: And I? Can't you see me? I'm dead, dammit! Call the police, the FBI, SOMEONE!!
Kagura-san: If you'll have the patience to stay here a moment, I'll come back later.
Directon: ...well, alright. *re-falls down, dead*
Chamber 22.
Se-sama: Ok, I'm safe... I'm alone... let's go to bed now!
If u're alone, why are you speaking out loud?
Se-sama: If I don't, how can the readers know what I'm doing?
Oh, right.
Se-sama: *goes to bed* what a wonderful silence... *falls asleep*
Three seconds later.
Kagura-san: *jumps out from Se-sama's blankets* Oh, dear...
Se-sama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! NOW!!!!!!
*eating pop-corns* How funny!
Se-sama: BITCH!!
Kagura-san: But dear... *tries to kiss him*
Se-sama: Help me... PLEASE HELP ME!!
Ok, but only if you'll become my slave!
Se-sama: ANYTHING, ANYTHING!! BUT SAVE ME!!
Ok! Kagura-san unexpectedly dies because of the laudanum pills' postponed effects. How tragic.
Kagura-san: *dies*
Director: Doesn't anyone care about me?
Shut up. You're dead.
Director: *re-re-falls down, dead*
Se-sama: Thanks, Lottie-kun.
Now I'll call you Fluffy and you'll call me Carlotta-sama.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama.
How cute!! Say it again.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama.
Again.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama.
And again.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama - I feel like an idiot....
And again...
After a night of saying that, he finally is permitted to go to bed at 5 a.m.
At 6 a.m.
Kouga-kun: *knocking at the door* C'mon, Se-kun! Wake up! Breakfast is ready!
Fluffy: Lottie-baka...
WHAT?!
Fluffy: Nothing...
And another chapter's gone! In the next chapter, you'll see my friend Emy and me (yes, I'll take part in the story!!)^_^
Everyone but me: OH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku-sama: Kagura-san... please... we've been here for 2 hours... all the other men already went away... everyone is at the hotel now... we're stuck here because of your stupid whim!!
Kagura-san: NO! I'll get out only if Se-chan comes close to me!!
Juu-kun: Give them back their clothes, at least!! It's an affair between you and Sesshoumaru!
Kagura-san: No! Only Naraku-sama can get out!! *gives him his clothes*
Naraku-sama: Thanks... but the others?
Kagura-san: Mmmmh... I think they're far too cute to go to the hotel, leaving me alone!! They'll stay here!
Kouga-kun: *very, very, very red* Ok, I-I'll promise you that we'll stay with you at the hotel, b-but... l-let us go now...
Hiten-kun: What Kouga-kun is trying to say is "WE'RE NAKED, YOU STUPID B***H, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 2 HOURS AND WE'RE COLD COLD COLD? WE'RE HUNGRY, AND WE'RE NOT FISHES!!!!" *pant* I'm finished!
Kagura-san: And what do you think, Se-chan?......... Se-chan? *silence*.....Where are you?
Juu-kun: I saw him take a towel and run away......... he's probably at the hotel by now.........
Kagura-san: Oh, shit..... I have to follow him!! *gets out and starts running, forgetting to give Kouga-kun and Hiten-kun their clothes back*
Kouga-kun: E-Ehy! Don't leave us in these conditions!!
Hiten-kun: W-We're NAKED, dammit!!!!!!!
Juu-kun: I don't think she can hear you. I'll go to Kacchan, she's been alone for all this time... *goes away*
Hi-kun/Kouga-kun: E-EHY!!
Silence.
Hi-kun: We've been left alone... I think we should get out now...
Kouga-kun: Yeah... let's take two towels.
While they are getting out of the bath, a thousand girls jump out from the most unexpected places (like windows, or the air pipe) and start screaming.
Kouga-kun: And what the hell is that crazy horde of girls??!! O_o
A crazy horde of girls. ^_^ They're your fans.
Hiten-kun: Let's just take the towels!
Fan 1: Can I take your photo?
Hi-kun: Pho-what? Whatever that is, no, you can't!
Fan 2: Can I have your autograph? *gives a pen and a notebook to Kouga-kun*
Kouga-kun: I don't know how to write...
Fan3: ...
Hi-kun: OH, STOP IT, LOTTIE-KUN!!! I THINK WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!
Ok... all the fans please return home. I repeat: all the fans please return home!
Fans: Oh, dammit! / Don't be sad, at least we've seen em naked! / I want to take a photograph. / etc.
You can take your towels and go to the hotel now!
Hi-kun/Kouga-kun: *sulking a little A LOT* Thanks...
At the hotel...
Se-sama: *to the man at the counter* I want a room.
Director: Double?
Se-sama: No, single.
Director: And your lady, sir?
Se-sama: What the hell are you s- *turns his head* KAGURA-SAN!!!
Kagura-san: Hi! n_n
Se-sama: *to the director, called by the counter-guy when he saw that things were getting out of hand* HURRY UP GIMME THE KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: But I've to see your documents first, sir.
Se-sama: *kills the director, takes a key from the wall and runs away*
Kagura-san: Oh, he's gone... *looks at the keys on the wall* He took number 22... good! *takes number 23*
Director: And I? Can't you see me? I'm dead, dammit! Call the police, the FBI, SOMEONE!!
Kagura-san: If you'll have the patience to stay here a moment, I'll come back later.
Directon: ...well, alright. *re-falls down, dead*
Chamber 22.
Se-sama: Ok, I'm safe... I'm alone... let's go to bed now!
If u're alone, why are you speaking out loud?
Se-sama: If I don't, how can the readers know what I'm doing?
Oh, right.
Se-sama: *goes to bed* what a wonderful silence... *falls asleep*
Three seconds later.
Kagura-san: *jumps out from Se-sama's blankets* Oh, dear...
Se-sama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! NOW!!!!!!
*eating pop-corns* How funny!
Se-sama: BITCH!!
Kagura-san: But dear... *tries to kiss him*
Se-sama: Help me... PLEASE HELP ME!!
Ok, but only if you'll become my slave!
Se-sama: ANYTHING, ANYTHING!! BUT SAVE ME!!
Ok! Kagura-san unexpectedly dies because of the laudanum pills' postponed effects. How tragic.
Kagura-san: *dies*
Director: Doesn't anyone care about me?
Shut up. You're dead.
Director: *re-re-falls down, dead*
Se-sama: Thanks, Lottie-kun.
Now I'll call you Fluffy and you'll call me Carlotta-sama.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama.
How cute!! Say it again.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama.
Again.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama.
And again.
Fluffy: Yes, Carlotta-sama - I feel like an idiot....
And again...
After a night of saying that, he finally is permitted to go to bed at 5 a.m.
At 6 a.m.
Kouga-kun: *knocking at the door* C'mon, Se-kun! Wake up! Breakfast is ready!
Fluffy: Lottie-baka...
WHAT?!
Fluffy: Nothing...
And another chapter's gone! In the next chapter, you'll see my friend Emy and me (yes, I'll take part in the story!!)^_^
Everyone but me: OH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!