Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha, unfortunately…. I don't own much at all really…. I spend all my money on movie tickets… I don't own Kmart, thank goodness….  And make sure you go read SadSaturn's fic. (The Kmart From Hell) She's the one that gave me the idea. And she made a sequel! (Free Tickets From Hell) Go read it! Go on now! ^__^

A/n: Everyone seems to be liking my story! I feel so special ^__^! Sorry it's taken me so long to update…. I'm just like that…. I procrastinate…. I'll try to do better though! (you just have to review ^__^)

Chapter Three: Lampshades and Elves

*scene opens showing Sparrow and Sango walking through food aisle*

Sparrow: Do you see anything edible?

Sango: *picks up a box* Corugated bran puffs. "Looks like cardboard. Tastes like cardboard!"

Sparrow: That's not going to work…….

Sango: What about these cans?

Sparrow: ^__^ Oooh. Dr.Pepper. We can take those.

Sango: What's "spam"?

Sparrow: *shrugs* looks like rubber to me…. Ahh. There's some Ramen.

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Kagome: o__o Shippou, I think that's enough……

Shippou: Nooo! Mine! *hugs machine*

Kagome: You're going to be sick.

Icee Machine: *runs out*

Shippou: *pulls lever* What? *pulls it again* NOOOOO!

Kagome: Come on, Shippou. We'll go see if there are any toys for you to play with.

Shippou: Ok. *giggling madly*

Kagome: O__O No more sugar for you.

Shippou: *still giggling*

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Miroku: The screaming has stopped again.

InuYasha: Did you figure that one out all by yourself? Feh…..

Miroku: I see someone up there!

InuYasha: No, that's just Jaken.

Miroku and InuYasha: O__O Jaken?!?!?!?

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Sesshoumaru: Are you sure that this is where the Tetsusaiga is?

Jaken: Yes, master. *looking around* Look master! It's InuYasha and the monk!

Sesshoumaru: *smirks* Good.

???: O__O FLUFFY-CHAN!

*a girl w/ short dirty blonde hair and green eyes runs up to Sesshy*

???: Are you really him? ^__^ I'm Silver.

Sesshoumaru: *raises an eyebrow* You're a human.

Silver: *offended* I am NOT! I'm an elf! See? *points to pointed ears*

Sesshoumaru: I see.

Jaken: Master, we should attack InuYasha while we still have the element of surprise.

Silver: *looks at Jaken* *laughs evilly, maniacally, wickedly*

Jaken: *backs behind Sesshy*

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Shippou: ^__^ Look Kagome! I found a hat! *points to his head*

Kagome: That's a lampshade, Shippou. -__-;

Shippou: HAT!!! See? It fits!

Kagome: Right, Shippou. Look, there's Sango and Sparrow! *drags Shippou up to them* Found anything?

Sango: Yes, but we need a can opener.

Sparrow: We haven't found one yet. ^__^ do you think InuYasha would open them with his claws?

Sango: We got him some Ramen.

Sparrow: Have you seen the others?

Kagome: No, let's go find them.

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InuYasha: Well, let's attack him!

Miroku: You want to fight with him in here?

InuYasha: Looks like he has someone else with him.

Miroku: A girl! We must save her! Let's go!

InuYasha: -__-;

*they run up to Sesshy and co.*

InuYasha: Sesshoumaru! What are you doing here?

Sesshy: Hello, half breed.

InuYasha: *growls*

Sesshy: If you hand over the Tetsusaiga, I will leave you alone.

InuYasha: Never!

Miroku: *over by Silver* *takes her hand* Are you alright? We will save you from Sesshoumaru.

Silver: *smacks Miroku with Frying Pan* Hentai! Get away from me!

Kagome: What's going on?

Sparrow: Silver? Ack! The frying pan! *hides behind rack of clothing*

Miroku: @__@

Silver: *laughs maniacally, folds frying pan up, and puts it in her pocket*

Kagome: Frying pan?

Shippou: *downing a Dr.Pepper* This is almost as good as Icee!

Silver: Dr.Pepper?

Sparrow: Don't give her any, Shippou!

Shippou: *pouring it in his mouth* *grabs another can* Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. *shakes up a can and points it at InuYasha*

InuYasha: Ne?

Shippou: *opens can*

InuYasha: I'm going to kill you, kitsune!

Kagome: -__-; Sit boy!

InuYasha: @__@

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Well, that's the end of that chapter. It was different…. I know. Stay tuned though, coz a certain priestess is going to meet up with our ever-growing group. R/r!

Shoutouts:

xxSimarilBladexx: Hehehehehe. Don't feel bad. I do things like that all the time. I hope you liked this chapter!

Rin the Kitsune: Shippou's such a fun character! I love making him hyper (in case you can't tell ^__^)

Ariane Adora: A gun section? Scary…. Never thought about that…. Hmm….. yes, the toy section will definitely be in there. Hehehehe.

Keri Maxwell: Hehehehe. I was trying to make him really random there, and I think I succeeded. I love Gollum! He's so cute! ^__~

Animegirl123: Thanks! Hope you liked this chapter just as well!

Asian_anime: Cool! I'm glad you like it!

Green Eyes Silver Dragon: Well, I added you in. Did you like that? Sesshy is still your fav. Right? I think he is. Well, I'll see ya after I go see JD! ^__^ TTYL.