Disclaimer: InuYasha is not mine. If I did have him, I would probably kill him by glomping him too much, so it's just as well that I don't have him. (I need a plushie..) I don't own Kmart, and I don't like to shop there. Of course, I don't really like shopping anywhere (social situation) unless it's Suncoast, of course ^__^ And go read SadSaturn's fic if you haven't already. The sequel is so funny, too.
A/n: I'm soooo sorry it's taken me sooo long to update…. But, it's finally here, so I won't waste your time with a long author's note! ^__^
Chapter Four: Furbies and Frying Pans
*scene opens where it left off, yeah, I'm really creative at 8:00 am in the morning…*
InuYasha: *gets up off the ground* I'm still going to kill you, kitsune. *look at Kagome* But- later.
Shippou: *downing five Dr.Peppers at the same time*
Sparrow: o__o How is that possible?
Silver: It is. I've done it before.
Sparrow: -__-;;; why am I not surprised?
Shippou: *finishes drinking 24 pack* Ok. Now what?
Everyone: *looking at Shippou like he's a psychopath because he's talking normally*
Miroku: Oww… *stands up slowly*
Silver: *whacks him with frying pan again*
Sango: Thank you! *hugs Silver*
Silver: ^__^ no problem.
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In the back of the store, in the darkest aisle, there lurks an evil so great, it would have Sesshy clinging to Jaken.
Kikyou: Awake, my friends.
*nothing happens*
Kikyou: I said awake!
*still nothing*
Kikyou: Awake! *hits all of them, so they fall on their side*
Furby: *eyes glow red* Master….
Kikyou: *smirks* I need you to kill someone for me….
Girl with shortish long blondish brown hair that's hiding at the end of the aisle: O__O I must find InuYasha! *runs toward clothes section*
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Sesshy: *sniffs the air once* Someone is coming.
InuYasha: Why are you being so nice all of the sudden?
Sesshy: I believe we were called here for the same reason.
InuYasha: Called here? Kagome brought us here to get a "bbc".
Sparrow: You came here to get the British Brodcasting Channel?
Kagome: Dvd.
Sparrow: Oh. I'll shut up then….
Shippou: *tugs on Kagome's skirt* Kagome….
Kagome: Yes, Shippou? * looks down at him*
Shippou: *crossing legs* I have to go…..
Kagome: Oh great…. Anyone know where the bathroom is?
Everyone: *shakes head no*
Girl with shortish long blondish brown hair that's now walking up: I do. It's straight down that aisle. *points a little ways to the left*
Kagome: Thanks. *picks up Shippou who has to go really bad and runs off in that direction*
New girl: Hi. I'm Iji. I have important news, InuYasha…. Kikyou is here.
Silver: She is?
Sparrow: Let's kill her.
Silver: Got the can opener?
Sparrow: You bet. Get the frying pan.
Miroku: *covers his head*
Sparrow: Hurts, doesn't it? I know….
Iji: *gives into urge to glomp InuYasha and then rub his ears*
InuYasha: o__o Get off me!
Iji: ^__^
Sparrow: Do you think we should've let Kagome go off on her own with Kikyou here?
InuYasha: What? Great….
Silver: Let's go make sure she's ok.
Sparrow: Alright.
*Silver and Sparrow take off*
InuYasha: I'm coming too!
Iji: Me too!
*they follow*
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Ok… so maybe that one wasn't as funny… oh well. I got you in there Iji! I apologize again to everyone for taking so long with this chapter. I promise the next one won't be so long. Stay tuned! ^__~ Oh yes, I've decided that I will add one more person into this story. You must send me an email that tells me about yourself. My address is sora_doragon@lycos.com. Thanks!
Shoutouts:
xxSimarilBladexx: Yeah, Shippou's a very fun character. My little sister gave me the idea that if he drank that much, he was going to have to go to the bathroom. Hehehehehe.
Zoutou: You want to be in it? Send me an email! Sorry it's taken so long…
Azn-anime: I'm glad you like it! Nope, I'm not Asian.
Iji: Well? Did you like it? I'm sorry if you're ooc, but I haven't talked to you that much. I know Silver b/c she lives right next to me. I hope you liked it though!
Rin the Kitsune: Ummm… well, it depends if I get to see her in an episode or not. I don't know much about her. Stupid Cartoon Network… atleast they are showing newer episodes now….
Momentum: Yeah… I think I did a good job of keeping her in character, ne?
Evil Furby Queen: Hehehehe. I love your screen name. Hehehehe. The furbies in my fic are evil. Yep. I hope you liked this chapter!
Blood Rose077: You think? You know, that's a good idea, I'll put that in when he gets on a sugar high again. (next chapter)
Yues woman: You seem like a very interesting person. Do you have msn messenger?
Moonlitmonk: Hehehe. I'm glad you like the story!
Green Eyes Silver Dragon: Well, did I keep ya in character? I tried to. I'm still not done w/ 3-1 yet. I'm going to go read some right now, after I post this. I saw you leaving for church this morning. I can't go…. -__- my mom is in Atlanta. Can you do something later today? I hope so!
PriestessMiko: I'll try to put him in there. I've only seen him in one episode though… and that was only once. I don't want to put him in there ooc. But I will try to put him in. Don't hit me with the lightning bolt. Ahh! O__O
Ariane Adora: Thank you soooo much for telling me that I need to update. You inspired me! ^__^ Thanks. I won't take so long next time.