I got my five reviews, on with the fiction, or is it? It could be true you know……………
Add one to the mix, fantasies of world domination, and many more fox killings
Back at the North Carolinian beach house.
Eddie: This is stupid.
Eldi: We have ta get er outta o there!!!!! We can't start the meeting wit out er!
Eddie: Well, I could, ahem, take her place as the leader of this meeting…
Nathan: You don't get it do you? We have to save Vicki! She won't survive in Dora's clutches.
Eddie: Oh well, how will we do it?
Eldi: That sounded wrong…
Eddie: I'm not gay; I've nothing to hide…
Nathan/Eldi: Sure….
Eddie: I'll go save her, she is my sister… oh wait, never mind!!!!!!!!!!!
But it was to late, for Eddie was now in Dora's world.
Eddie: Oh crud…
Dora comes into the clearing pulling Vicki along in a wheel barrel.
Dora: Whoops, I should be more careful! Oh, Boots, don't you dare tell my mommy on me like you did last time!
Boots: I Won't, I won't!!!
Flashback
Dora hits Tiko senseless.
Boots: I'm telling!
Dora: Oh no you won't!
Dora steals Boots, Boot and bites it in half.
Boots: NOOOOOO!!!
End of that flashback
Boots: I won't tell, just, don't, take my boot again! The rubber, the splitting!! The horror!!! Hey who is that! Hiya random evil looking child!
Eddie: Leave me alone; I'm in a state of depression right now. Oh, that's my sister….. AHHHHHH!!! YOU KILLED MY SISSY!!!! WAAAAH!!!!
Dora: I told you not to tell!
Boots: I didn't, I didn't!!!
Dora: Oh, well, lets say he did it!!!
Eddie: Let me go home! Please, I must go home! Waaah!
Vicki: Hey, where the he-
Dora: Hellmann is the last name of my neighbor.
Vicki: Who gives-
Boots: I GIVE!!! I like to receive as well. Especially new boots! Rubber ones do fine.
Dora's pink cell phone rings.
Dora: Ola?
Voice on other side of phone: I'll get you my pretty… eheeheeheeheeheeheehee eheehee!
Dora: Who is this? I'd really like to know… pretty please? Can I know your name?
Voice: Just shud up. I'm the gas station owner; you still owe me 39 dollars!
Dora: Uhhhhhh… No I don't?
Random gas station owner (RGSO): Yesssss you do! I'll track you down and I'll get you, and your little monkey too
Dora: Oh, ok, but I have another call on line two, buh bye RGSO!
RGSO: Doesn't anyone love me?
Vicki: The call your about to get is from your mom, you forgot to return your library books! Tisk tisk!
Dora: She's right! It was my mom!!!
Eddie: How'd you know that?
Vicki: This is a re-run!
Eddie: Ohhhhh…………
Boots: ON we go!
Dora: I must return these books! I've never had a late book ever!
Eddie moans
Vicki in thought: Maybe I can make Dora return those books late, then she will become depressed, and maybe even suicidal! Wait, all that for some books? She really is crazy, but… who really cares.
Dora: How do we know where to go?
Vicki: Eddie, don't say m-a-p, ok?
Eddie: What, don't say map?
Map: ImthemapImthemapImthemapImthemapImthemapImthemapImthemaImthemap…
The map is cut of by Eddie viciously attacking it with a random mallet.
Map: Uhhhhh…. Forget it, I'm not helping you, you, you meanie! Waaaaaaaaah!
Vicki: Yeah! It's gone, It's gone!
Dora: Oh well, I know the way.
Vicki/Eddie: And you called upon that friggin map! And you knew the way?
Dora: Yep.
Eddie leaps up and tries to strangle Dora, but it didn't seem to work
Dora: That's not nice, lets go, hmmm, hill, forest, library! We have until 5:00, then the library closes and my record will be broken!
Boots: Yeah! Lets go! Lets go!
Eddie: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Vicki: I heard that ya know.
Back at the house
Eldi is eating cheez its
Nathan: What are you doing?!
Eldi: Uhhh… eating?
Nathan: How can you eat at a tinme like this? Hmm, hmm!
Eldi: Well, we can use these as bait! Maybe Vicki will jump out of the TV to get them!
Nathan: What about Eddie?
Eldi: What about Eddie?
Nathan: Good plan.
Eldi: I know. I'm just glad I'm not in there… AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Back to me
Eldi: Oh great.
Vicki: YEAH!!!
Eldi: I never knew you'd be so happy to see me!
Vicki: CHEEZ ITS!!!!(Vicki takes cheez its from Eldi)
Eldi: Ohhhh……
Boots and Dora are skipping towards a fork in the road.
The red path leads to a lair of some sort, while the blue path leads to a hill *how interesting*
Vicki: Ummm… cheez its…
Eddie: I'm still surrounded by idiots.
Meanwhile somewhere in Pennsylvania, USA
Eleanor: Hey, isn't that Vicki and Eddie? What are they doing in the TV? Wait a sec… Uh Oh.
Back to me, the main character!!!! YEAH!!! Oh yea…
Eleanor: Holy sh…
Dora: Shelly sells seashells by the seashore!
Eleanor: Shud up you Spanish b…
Dora: baby!!! I'm a Spanish BABY!!!
Boots: EW EW!!! Dora's a Spanish baby!! Hee,hee!
Eleanor: I'll never survive.
Vicki: ELEANOR!!!
Eleanor: Why am I here?
Vicki: Well, from my first examination of how everyone got here, it has something to do with the extremely annoying show… Dora the Explorer.
Eleanor: No shi
Dora: Shimi shimi! I can speak gibberish! YEAH!
Eleanor: Why does she always cut me off when I'm about to curse?
Boots: Because, Dora the Explorer is rated G!
Empress of the Universe pops into the scene
Empress of the Universe: Well, I rated this story PG that means Eleanor can curse if she really wants to.
Dora (felling defensive): Who asked you?
Empress of the Universe: No one you insignificant mortal! DIE!!!
Weird beam of light hits Dora
Dora: That's not nice!!!
Dora is unaffected
Empress of the universe: Be careful, I'm the author, I rule your world! MWAHAHAHA! I'll decide your fate, and it won't be pretty!
Empress of the Universe disappears while cackling crazily.
Vicki: She looked like me, but was she me, or have I drifted into an abyss of madness…
Boots: Lets go!
Dora: Come on Vamados! Everybody lets go!
Boots: I know that we can do it!
Dora: So come on lets get to it!
Eleanor/Vicki/Eldi: That sounds so wrong…
Dora: Hee, hee!
*We're past the hill by the way*
Now we are in a random (yes random yet again) forest*that yes, appears out of no where*
Dora: There are two pathways!
Everyone who is not happy to be here: Groan.
Vicki: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boots: We've gotta be careful! There are snakes and wolves down one pathway!
Vicki: Snakes, wolves, world domination, cheez its…(Vicki goes off into a trance)
Eddie: SSSSSNAKES! SAVE ME MOMMA!!! MOMMEEEEEE!!!
Eleanor/Eldi: What a wimp.
Dora: What way should we go?
A wolf looks at the sad group of abnormal people. The wolf is clearly on the left pathway.
Dora: Maybe the left path!
Everyone other than Boots and Dora: NO NO!!! THERES A CREEPY WOLF THERE!
Dora: Hmm? Ok! Left it is!!!
Everyone again (Not Dora or Boots): NOOOOOO!!!
Dora and Boots disappear into the left side of the woods where the wolf is. A scream is heard.
Everyone who is alive: NOOOOOO………………………………… well…… WE DID IT!!! SHES GONE!!! (Everyone high fives each other and celebrating)
Voice: I'm BACK!!!
Our good friends (yes, me and the sane ones!): AHHH! How'd you survive!!??
Dora/Boots: Survive? Survive what?
Vicki: I think… WE'RE ALL HALLUCINATING!!!
Eleanor: I agree, I agree.
Eddie is by a tree gnawing on something
Eldi: What are ya doin?
Eddie: This is my piece of bark… MINE!!! MINE!!! (Eddie starts to foam at the mouth)
Vicki: I'm officially scared.
Every other sane person: I AGREE!!!
Eleanor: Shit.
Vicki: What?
Eleanor: I don't know… I just felt like cursing. WAIT! DORA DIDN"T CUT ME OFF! YIPPEE!!! AHAHA AHAHA!!!
Vicki: Did Eddie bite you?
Dora: You're a bad girl Elli!
Eleanor: What did you just call me?
Dora: Elli, isn't it a cute name?
Eleanor: Never call me that again.
Dora: Oh… ok. LETS GO!!!
Eldi (staying a fair distance from Eddie): No singing, NO SINGING!!!
Dora: Oh my Godiva chocolates!
Vicki slaps herself: Not the chocolate again.
Boots: Its SWIPER!!!
Dora: Swiper is…
Vicki (enjoying this): Is always trying to steal your stuff.
Boots: How'd she know? How'd she know????
Vicki: Hmmm… he really is stupid.
Dora: He always was! If you see Swiper tell me!
Swiper jumps out of the bushes with a "Heavy Duty Deluxe" Bazooka gun thingy.
Dora: Do you see Swiper?
Swiper is standing in front of Dora.
Dora: Oh no! It's Swiper! Swiper no Swiping! Swiper no Swiping!
Swiper: That won't work, I went to consoling and they raised my self-esteem! So now I'll attack you with pride and Dignity!
Vicki: You didn't understand what you just said… did you?
Swiper: No… I didn't… But that's beside the point. (Fires bazooka at Dora)
Dora is ready and puts on that classic leather jacket and bandanna. She grabs her rusty dagger, and the wrench.
Dora and Swiper proceed to fight an epic battle that destroys many cities. Or not.
Vicki: Lets just go.
Dora finally beats Swiper up and takes his gun.
Swiper: AWWWWW MANNNNN! I GOTTA GO BACK TO CONSOLING!!! WAAAH!
Dora: Lets go! It's almost 5:00!
Dora and Boots run off hand in hand looking quite distressed.
Octopus appears out of nowhere, he sees Dora and goes into the Library.
Dora makes it to the Library to see that the door is locked.
Dora: OPEN SEASAME!!!
Door: NO!!!
Dora: OPEN UP! NOW!!!
Door: MAKE ME!!!
Boots: Calm down Dora, It is all right.
Dora: No it isn't! OPEN NOWWWWWW!!!! I'll give you this pudding if you open.
Door: Well, when you put it that way…
Random Gas Station Owner (RGSO): I've FOUND YOU!!!!
Yet another epic battle starts as our friend the RGSO attacks Dora.
Door: Where's my puddin!!!
Dora: ARRRG!
RGSO: DIE!!! AND PAY!!!
Dora: IN WHAT ORDER!!!???
Battle rages on
Vicki: It's 5:10. Dora's books are 10 minutes late! Hooray!!! We accomplished something!
Everyone( without enthusiasm): Hooray…
Dora lies on the ground; with out 39 of her 50 dollars her mom gave her (for no apparent reason, random yet again)
RGSO: Don't mess with the Bums of the Gas station! WHOAH!!!
Dora gets up. Realizes her books are late and runs back home. Boots follows, and our idiotic gang follows.
Octopus: YOU DIDN'T TURN IN THOSE BOOKS!!!! I'LL GET YOU DORA! I'LL GET YOU!!!
Door: WHERES MY PUDDIN!? I WANT MY PUDDIN! I'LL GET YOU DORA! I'LL GET MY REVENGE!
How'd ya like this one? Pleeeez tell! PLEEZ! Well, I'm feeling woozy and have gotta go scare people. So pleez rate, review or whad eva! Oh, thanks to those who reviewed me last chappie… I feel loved… which I am! Twinkies for you all! SMILE!!! If ya like I'll update! YEAH! BUH BYE!!!