Empress of Universe: Forgot to do a disclaimer thang last chapter. I don't see why it matters… but I don't want to get sued. The only thing I have is the clothes on my back and my pet quarter. His name is Ferdinard: I vowed never to spend him.
Empress' friends: Yeah, right. You'll last a week.
Empress: ITS BEEN ABOUT FIVE DAYS!!!! FIVE!!! Ohhh… on with the… fanfic… dun dun dun.
Vicki and Dora 3
At the North Carolinian house
Nathan is sitting in a corner, face glued to the TV, curled up, rolling back and forth
Nathan: I'm all alone… there's no one here beside me… wonder when my fellow dominators will return… hmmmm… oh great… AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nathan: Tricked you! I'm not zapped into the TV!!! AHAHA AHAHA AHAHA!!! Oh crap.
Now in Dora's Messed up land
Vicki: Its… it's… NATHAN!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NATHAN!!! (Hugs Nathan so he can't breath)
Nathan: Need… oxygen…
Eldi (still keeping far away from Eddie): Nathan… oh great… what will happen when our parents get home and we're not there?
Eddie: Who cares? EEWWWW!!! BARK!!! (Goes to chew on bark again)
Our Crew: Retard… retard…
Vicki: Is he gay?
Eddie: NO!!!!! I'm NOT!!!
Vicki: Oh yeah? I live with ya, you know.
Eddie: Da…
Dora: Sniff… beaver dam.
Eleanor grabs Dora by the hair
Eleanor (while punching Dora): Shud up, ya, stinkin Spanish bitch!!!
Dora karate chops Eleanor and misses, yet she distracts Eleanor long enough to get away
Dora: Now now… that's not very nice.
The crew high fives
Dora: Where is Boots?
Boots has stupidly gotten lost and ran off, not in that order
Dora: Oh my godiva chocolates! Boots is missing! We must find him!
Swiper: Haha! I kidnapped Boots! If want him back, you'll have to find me!!! HEE HEE!
Swiper mysteriously evaporates.
Vicki: Whoa…
Nathan: Yea…
Dora: There is only one way to find Boots! And only one person who will be able to tell us where he is!
Dora looks at crew (I'm just gonna call my friends and I the crew)
Eldi: What?
Eleanor: Don't tell me you want us all to say…
Vicki: DON'T SAY IT!!!!
Nathan: What? Don't say what? Map? Oh… oh shit!
Eddie (still gnawing on a piece of bark): Now you did it!
Eleanor: Is a map even considered a person?
Map appears
Map: Imthemapimthemapimthemapimthemapimthtemapimthemapimthemapimthemapimthemapimthemapimthemap… IM THE MAP!!!
Map: Tell Dora, Oak tree, Beaver Dam, and Swipers Fortress, (map repeats for awhile)
Exactly 23 hours 2 minutes and 15 seconds later
Eleanor: We get the *%$#&^ point!!!
Vicki: Did you notice that pretty symbols were used to cover up that nasty word you used?
Eleanor: Da…
Dora: BEAVER DAM!!! Where are we supposed to go???
The Crew: OAK TREE, BEAVER DAM, AND SWIPERS FORTRESS!!!!
Dora: Onward!
Crew: grrrrrrrrr….
Dora: Hee hee, you sound like you're going to eat me or something! Why don't cha smile and follow me!!!
Eleanor: SMILE! YOU GOT DORA!!! ROCKIN RANCH!!! HONEY MUSTARD!!! AND NOW IN NEW BARBEQUE CHEESE!!!
Dora is to far away to hear.
Crew hurries to the tree
Vicki: Wow.
Nathan: What?
Vicki: Dora found the tree with out our help. Maybe she does have brains.
Dora: There wasn't a path to choose from and I was afraid of your friend Eleanor!
Nathan: That explains a lot.
Eldi: Sure does.
Eddie: A TREE!!!! BARK!!!! YEAH!!! OWWWW!!!
A lemon drops on Eddie's head
Eldi: Why are lemons on an oak tree.
Swiper is on the tree
Swiper: You'll never find me! FOOLS!!!
Swiper chucks another lemon and evaporates again
Eleanor: That… was freaky.
Crew nods heads in agreement
Swiper's fortress
Swiper: I must stop them from advancing any further. I know! I'll get help from some other show!!!
Swiper conjures a creepy potion and pours it over a crystal ball.
Swiper: I call upon three characters of another toon/anime or what ever!!!
Boots is tied up in a chair with a basket and a bug in it.
Boots: Run Toto, RUN!!!
Bug: My name isn't Toto… and I won't run. I can fly.
Bug flies away leaving Boots all alone
Swiper sends three surprised other characters to the oak/lemon tree.
Back at that stupid oak/lemon tree
Three mysterious characters: What the….
Dora: HELLO!!! NEW FRIENDS!!!
Eldi: WOW!!!! IT'S… IT'S… MARIK!!!!!!!!
Marik: What the he…
Dora: HELLO!!!
Marik: Your next on my list! AFTER THE PHAROAH!!!! CACKLE CACKLE!!!
Yami: I heard that.
Marik: Shit. (Runs away)
Vicki: Cool.
Nathan: Yea.
Vicki pulls Nathan a side.
Nathan: What?
Vicki: If they brought their magic thingies…
Nathan: Hmmm… I get what your saying…
Vicki: I'll get the baseball bat…
Nathan: I'll get the cheese wheel.
Eddie into the third characters hair
Eddie: Soft… yet every so strong.
Eleanor: Does your hair work out?
Third Character: What do you think you baka???
Eleanor: That's a yes… isn't it!
Third Character: NO!!!
Nathan/Eldi/Vicki: all have followed Marik all trying to get his autograph
Marik: I'm, I'm popular… finally! Beat that pharaoh! I've got a fan club!
Yami: Grrrr… doesn't anyone want my autograph?
Dora: Can I have your autograph?
Yami: You're creepy.
Dora: People say that a lot.
Creature pops out of nowhere
Creature: Same here.
Yami: Where's Yugi?
Marik is busy giving out his autograph
Vicki: Can I hold your Millennium Rod that mind controls people???
Marik in thought: She's creepy, almost as creepy as me. Maybe she's evil too. Why would she want to hold my Millennium rod… hmmm… I think I'll challenge Yami to a duel… that was really random. Oh well.
Vicki: Well, can I?
Marik: Who else wants my autograph?
Vicki: Darn it, he's sly, changing the subject like that. Time for the baseball bat. Hee, hee…
Creature: Will you be my friend? What is your name?
Yami: Are you actually talking to me?
Creature: My name is Kirrot. I like Baked potatoes.
Yami: Oh… really… ummmm
Kirrot: What's your name?
Yami: I'm not telling.
Marik: His name is Yami.
Yami gives Marik the middle finger.
Marik makes a face
Vicki: They're very stupid… aren't they?
Eldi: Yep, that's why we love em!
Vicki/Nathan: I agree.
Eddie (still in third characters hair): Soft… soft…
Third Character: Get out of my hair you puny mortal!
Eddie: Soft hair…
Third Character starts to twitch
Dora: Lets go! But first, we must know everyone's names. We can all be friends! ^_^
Marik: I refuse to befriend the pharaoh!
Yami: I refuse to befriend that platinum blonde baka.
Marik: Shut up.
Yami: Off with his head.
Marik: Spoiled brat.
Yami: Baka. Dumb blonde.
Dora: Stop fighting!!! We will pass the backpack around. You can only talk if you are holding the backpack.
Third Character: If I refuse….
Dora: He'll stay in your hair.
Third Character: I'll kill you, I will…
Dora passes backpack to Vicki
Vicki: I'm Vicki. I believe in mind controlling people. I'll rule the world some day.
Third Character/Marik: ME TOO!!!
Dora: You can't talk unless you have the backpack!!!
Third character/Marik: Sorry…
Vicki: Nathan and Eldi are my couzies, Eddie, the rabid one, is my brother. Did I say that out loud? Well, It's true... sometimes I'm very afraid though.
Vicki passes backpack to Nathan.
Nathan: I'm Nathan, I'm Vicki and Eddie's couzie, and Eldi is my sis. I like my gameboy a lot.
Nathan passes backpack to Eldi
Eldi: I'm Eldi, I like to make fun of Eddie, Crabs rock.
Eldi passes backpack to Kirrot.
Kirrot: My name is Kirrot. I like baked potatoes. My friend Jibie will be coming round the mountain soon. She'll be comin round tha mountain…
Kirrot passes backpack to a creature that appears out of nowhere.
Creature: Hi, I'm Jibie. HI!!! HI!! HI!! HI!!! I came from a mountain. I like truffles! ^__^
Kirrot: ^__^
Jibie passes backpack to Eddie
Eddie: I am called Eddie. I WANT TO READ!!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN O ME!!! WAAH!!! Your hair is soft... do birdies live in here?
Eddie passes backpack to Marik
Third Character: -_-
Marik makes a face at Yami, Yami growls.
Marik: My name is Marik. I possess the Millennium rod and my hobby is to mind control people. I also like to torment the pharaoh. MWAHAHAHA!!!
Yami snatches the backpack
Yami: I'm Yami. I was a Pharaoh once. I'M SPECIAL!!! Te'a likes me. Oh, and I have the Millennium Puzzle. ALL SHALL BOW TO MY ULTIMATE POWER!
Yami passes backpack to third character
Third Character: I'm a tomb robber, I have pretty hair, and I possess the Millennium Ring. And yep, you guessed it, I'm BAKURA!!!
Vicki/Nathan/Eldi/Eddie: YEAH!!!
Eleanor: Who are you?
Dora: Ahem.
Eleanor/Eldi/Eddie/Vicki/Nathan: Sorry.
Bakura: I'm loved. (Makes faces at Yami and Marik)
Bakura looks through backpack.
Dora: What are you doing?
Bakura: I'm looking for jewels and gold, you can't talk you don't have the backpack.
Dora: Whoops!
Bakura passes backpack to Eleanor looking at a ring that is very shiny
Eleanor: I'm Eleanor, I think Dora is a #@$%^&*^%$#@$%^&.
Eleanor gives Dora the backpack
Dora: You have a colorful vocabulary, don't you?
Eleanor nods
Dora: Well, I'm Dora, and I'm an explorer! Well let's get on with our adventure to save my friend Boots.
Bakura: Who the he…
Dora: HELLO!!!
Vicki/Nathan/Eldi tell the three new characters about their "adventures"
Dora: Onward! Come on Vamados! Everybody lets go! I know that we can do it, so come on lets get to it!
Bakura: That sounds… really wrong.
The crew: We know! But we've heard it so many times, we don't even care!
Dora: Oh my godiva chocolates!!!
Vicki: What!!!! NOW!!!
Dora: There are two pathes… magenta and a black path! Which one should we go on?
Eleanor: Not this... again!
Nathan: Well, the black path kinda leads to a big pelican...and the maroon leads to a river…
Dora: That's right! The maroon pathway is the way to go!!!
The crew: -_-
Kirrot/Jibie: ^__^
Kirrot: I like baked potatoes!!!
Jibie: Truffles are goooood!!!
Bakura: Get this thing outta my hair!!!!!
Eddie: Soft… do you use herbal essences?
Bakura: Maybe.
Eddie: I've got the urge… for herbal…
Bakura: Save me lord Ra!
Jibie: What's a ra? Do you mean, ra ra chic kabob!!!
Bakura: No…
The crew has made it to an overly sized beaver dam; the door to the beaver dam is wide open
Nathan: CLOSE THE DAM DOOR!!! I always wanted to say that. But there was never the proper occasion. (Nathan looks off into the distance)
Random Beaver number one (appears): You cannot pass.
Crew and the retards (retards would be Dora and her real friends): WHAT???
Random Beaver number two (appears): You cannot pass. Unless you can count to three.
Dora: Gasp.
Jibie/Kirrot: Oh NO!!!
Crew: Ok.
Dora: 1
Bakura: 2 little pharaohs sitting on a tree
Marik: one fell off and broke his knee…and DIED!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: And then Marik was sent to the shadow realm by the very pissed off remaining pharaoh.
Marik: Save me friends!!!
Bakura: You have no friends.
Marik: Yes I do!!! I think I do… DOESN"T ANYBODY LOVE ME!!!
Vicki/Eldi/Nathan: WE LOVE YOU!!!
Marik: Say that again… this time… say I'm your best friend.
Vicki: But you're not my best friend.
Yami: HA!
Bakura: Who is? ME?
Vicki takes out a quarter
Vicki: My quarter… FERDINARD!!!
Marik: WE SHOULD SEND THAT QUARTER TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!
Yami and Bakura smirk and nod
Vicki: No one shall lay hands on Ferdinard!!! I'LL BITE!!! I WILL!!!
Yami: Are you lying?
Nathan: No… she isn't.
Bakura: Really?
Eddie (still in Bakuras hair): IT'S THE TRUTH!!! THE TRUTH I SAY!!!!(Eddie jumps from Bakuras head) Would you care to hear the legacy of the rabid sister?
Everyone else: NO!!!
Bakura: I'm FREE!!!
Vicki: Everyone knows you're the rabid one here… Eddie.
Eddie: A TREE!!! (Goes to eat some more bark)
Marik: What the he…
Dora: HELLMANN IS STILL MY NEIGHBOR!!!
Bakura: Hellmann. Oh, I sent him to the shadow realm today. I was pissed at the pharaoh.
Random Beaver number one: You still didn't count to three.
Vicki: 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3!
Beavers: You may pass.
Beavers mysteriously disappear.
Dora: There is Swipers fortress! Onward!
Vicki finds a random towel on beside the maroon path
Vicki: I'm BATMAN! COME ROBIN! TO THE BATCAVE!!! (Batman music in the background)
Bakura: Who the hel… I mean, who in the world is ROBIN!!!
Dora: Hellmann is my neighbor.
Bakura: I thought she wouldn't say anything. DON'T TRUST ANYBODY!!!
Vicki throws towel to the side
Dora: How will we get into this place?
Random Door from the last chapter (Door1): PUDDIN!!!
Marik: Holy
Vicki: Shi…
Dora: Shibi shibi.
Door1: I can help you get in. That door is my cousin twice removed! But only if you give me puddin!
Dora: Ok… we need pudding, say backpack!
Marik: Why?
Yami: Backpack???
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack, backpack, backpack, I'm the pack that's loaded up, with things and knickknacks too, anything that you might need is…
Bakura curses in Egyptian, this confuses the backpack, causing it to spit out the pudding
Vicki: I love you.
Marik: NOOOOO!!!
Bakura: HA! Now I have a friend!
Vicki: Hmm? Oh, I was talking to my quarter. Don't look at Ferdinard like that. It makes him feel uncomfortable.
Door1: YEAH! PUDDIN!!! Oh, couz… OPEN UP!!!
Door2: Oh. Ok.
Door2 opens up
Dora: We did it, we did it, we did it, HOORAY!
Vicki: Shud up.
Eleanor: Shut the hell up, you &*^%$#@%^&$#!!!
Bakura, Marik, and Yami look surprised
Vicki: It's like a second language to her ya know.
B/Y/M: Oh…
He crew and the retards run into Swipers fortress and run up to the roof
Swiper: I see you found me, well, now you have to fight me… AND my consoler!
Everyone: Gasp.
Dora: Whose you consoler? Whoever she is… she is a bad, bad, lady.
Mysterious consoler: Haha! I'm no lady!
Vicki: Now… you are!
Mysterious consoler: ATTACK!!!
Swiper and the Mysterious consoler attack Dora, Jibie, and Kirrot, millions of mutant emus come out and attack Vicki's friends.
Vicki: We need help… from a greater power!
Vicki's good friend Christine appears from the sky attached by a frayed yellow rope, stairs appear
Christine (looking very serious at first): Bananas, in pajamas are coming down the stairs! Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs!
Bananas in ninja suits, (along with Rachel another of Vicki's good friends) run down the stairs.
Bannana1: These are not pajamas! They are ninja suits! HIYA!!!
Bannanna2: Actually, that is your Halloween costume from last year.
Bannanna1: Shush!
Marik: Oh…my... dear… lord… RA!!!!
Bakura: They can talk.
Yami: Talking banana's… what will be next? Someone falling from the sky?
Christine yelps as the frayed yellow rope breaks and she plummets to the rooftop. Of course… she lands in Bakuras hair.
Bakura: NOT AGAIN!!!
Christine: Sorry mister… you use Herbal Essences… donch ya?
Bakura: UNCLE! I GIVE IN!!! I DO USE HERBAL ESSENCES!!!
Eddie: I got the urge!
Vicki: That sounded really wrong!
Marik: Hey, Yami, he just looked at you when he said that.
Yami: AHHHHH!!!! NOOOO!!!
Ninja bananas and Rachel are beating up the emus, and Swiper, the consoler is proceeding to attack Yami
Yami: Huh? AHH! BOOM!! (Yami smacks the consoler and misses, but takes off the consolers cloak, dun,dun.dun)
Marik: Shadi? Shadi is the not so mysterious consoler?
Shadi: Yep! And I would have gotten away with it to... if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Rachel: That is from Scooby Doo! Never again… Shadi… never again.
Vicki: Never again! Dora was right when she said you were a bad lady! ^__^
Shadi: Smile while you can… ummm… I didn't catch your name.
Vicki: And you never will! My name is a fast runner!
Christine: Ummm… Laura? LAURA!!!
Laura's face appears in the clouds
Laura: SORRY CHRISTINIE!!! I GUESSS THE ROPE WAS TO OLD AND CRUSTY! OH WELL, WHEN I FIND ANOTHER ONE I'LL SAVE YOU! I'LL SEND LORI IN! Hee,hee,hee.
A curtain of clouds covers Laura's face
Rachel: Wow… just like in the quest for the Holy Grail… wow.
Vicki: Come… back… did she say she was sending Lori in?
Christine: Yeppers!
Vicki in thought: What will Lori think of that?
Empress appears
Empress of the Universe: I LOSTED THE WHITE OUT!!!
Bakura: What? Who? Huh?
Empress: Oh, IT'S BAKURA!!! AND MARIK!!!
Yami: What about me?
Empress: AND YAMI!!! Hi. I'm the Empress of the universe, I rule this world, and I'll soon rule mine. Any way. Buh bye.
Empress disappears as randomly as she had came
Bakura: What was that?
Marik: I… don't… know.
Swiper and the emus disappeared
Shadi: You'll never take me alive!!! (Starts to foam a bit at the mouth)
(Sorry Shadi Lovers)
Vicki: Can I borrow that? THANKS!!! (takes Mariks Millennium rod)
Vicki whacks Shadi on the head and steals his Millennium items
Vicki: One small step for mankind, and a huge stride for Vicki… WHOOHOO!!!
Marik: Can I have that back?
Vicki: Hmmmm… NO!!! Ahaha ahaha ahaha!
Bakura and Yami take off hiding their items
Vicki: you're next Yami!
Marik: sob, sob, you're not really going to take the puzzle just like that… are you? I couldn't even get it…
Vicki: Not yet… I'm just trying to make him paranoid.
Everyone: Ohhhhh…
Shadi is coming around
Vicki(whacks Shadi so he falls of the rooftop): Whoops!
Vicki: Whoops. I need SUGAR!!!!
Marik sees the ankh and scale
Marik takes them and smiles in glee
Marik in thought: I will get my Millennium rod back, them I'll use Vicki's tactic to steal Yami and Yugi's puzzle!
This is the end. No really, American Idol is on and I made brownies!!! CHOCOALATE!!! Was this ok? Well, WAS IT??? What do you think, should some of my friends leave, some of the YGO characters leave, or should my OCs Jibie and Kirrot die? Your choice. This is beginning to sound like a gameshow. (I need some peeps to leave cause I can't remember everyone who is in Dora land) Oh, and review… PLEASE!!! You know you want to.Ta TA!!!!