Disclaimer: DON'T SUE ME!!!! DON"T!!!! I"LL TELL THE FASHION POLLYS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! HAHAHA!!! DIE LAWERS! DIE!!! Oh, ahem, I don't own any of the Dora the Explorer, or YGO characters mentioned in this fanfic/ By the way, I don't own Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, or Captain Hook.
Empress: Your votes have been counted! Actually, most of the votes were from people at my school who forgot to tell me who should disappear in their reviews. Oh, you want to know who got voted off? Sorry, those people will be murdered/sent somewhere else/something else in the end.
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Dora: BOOTS!!! We found you! YEAH! (Music starts to play) We did it! We did it! We did it YEAH!!! We…
Vicki: Shut up, or the magical golden baseball bat will come in contact will your fluff filled head!
Marik: That's called, the Millennium rod.
Vicki (glaring at Marik): It is called… the MAGICAL GOLDEN BASEBALL BAT!!!!! APOLIGIZE!!!
Marik: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Dora: We found BOOTS! (Unties Boots)
Boots: YEAH! Now what should we do?
Dora: What should we do? I know! Lets pick what we'll do from out of a hat!
Boots: YEAH!
Jibie /Kirrot: YEAH!
Jibie: Let me pick! Let me pick!
Yami (still hiding from Vicki): NO!!! DON'T PICK! DON'T!!!
Dora: Lets let Yami pick.
Yami: What?
Dora: PICK!
Yami: No.
Dora: If you don't pick… I'll tell Vicki your weakness.
Vicki: DON"T PICK! I must know Yami's weakness!
Yami: I'll pick. (Picks paper out of a random hat that fell from a random tree)
Yami hands paper to Dora
Dora: Hmm… BINGO!!!
Boots: What does it say?
Dora: Lets go help out at the retirement home! It says BINGO NIGHT!
Bakura (Yami Bakura for those who must know): NOOOOOOOO!!! I'll never do community service AGAIN!!!
Marik: You did… community service? (Marik starts to laugh uncontrollably)
Bakura: I got Ryou in trouble, but he forced ME to do the community service!
Yami: Now whose the puny mortal?
Bakura lunges at Yami starts to strangle him
Yami: DIE!!!
Bakura: NO! YOU DIE!!!
Vicki: They're very uncoordinated.
Christine: Yes indeed.
Ninja Banana's: We'll see you around Rachel.
Rachel: Your not seriously leaving me here, are you?
Ninja Bananas: Yeah we are.
Rachel: NO!!!
Bananas: Fare well! We'll send in an assortment of Salt water Taffies as a thank you!
Rachel: But… I DON"T LIKE SALT WATER TAFFIES!
Bananas are gone and it's raining salt-water taffies
Rachel: At least I can keep this cool Ninja suit.
Eleanor: Damn.
Nathan: What's your problem?
Eleanor: You wanna step outside?
Nathan: We ARE outside!
Eleanor starts to beat up Nathan
Dora: That's it. Eleanor, you are an abusive child.
Eleanor punches Dora
Dora: SEE! (Dora pushes button on her pink cell phone)
A random truck comes into view
This truck says Anger Management on the side
Eleanor: NO! YOU! I KNEW THEY'D COME FOR ME!!!
Group of fuzzy beets comes and takes Eleanor away
(Don't worry Eleanor you'll be back)
Vicki: That… was… MY FRIEND!!! NOOO!!! YOU"LL PAY FUZZY BEETS! %^$* YOU!!!
Marik: What just happened?
Bakura: WTF?
Yami: What a bad mouth you have Bakura.
Dora: What does WTF stand for?
Bakura: It stands for…
Boots: This is a G rated show! DON'T SAY IT!!!
Vicki: Boots… how do you know what it means?
Boots: Umm… look! A talking monkey!
Christine: YOU'RE A TALKING MONKEY!
Boots: Doby doby doo…
Christine: Shush! Dora has to say something.
Dora: No I don't… Oh wait! YES I do! MAP!!!
Map comes out
Bakura, Marik, and Yami attack it
Map disappears
Dora: Now how are we supposed to get to the Retirement home?
Yami/Marik/Bakura: SCORE!
Jibie/Kirrot: Lets use our teleportation device!
Crew: Your WHAT?
Kirrot: Teleportation device!
Jibie presses a big lavender colored button
Jibie: YAHOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone disappears
Everyone turns out to be at a potato and truffle buffet
Jibie/ Kirrot: YEAH! WE'RE HERE!
Little Bill appears
Little Bill: A moment like this… some people wait a lifetime, for that one special kiss…
Little Bill disappears
Vicki: What… was that?
Eldi: I... do not know…
Dora: This is a Potato and Truffle bar. We need to get to the Retirement home.
Jibie/Kirrot: Ohh… thats down the lane.
Jibie is stuffing her mouth with truffles
Kirrot goes at the potatoes
Kirrot: You can find us here later. BUH BYE!
Dora: Onward!
Rachel found coconuts at the potato and truffle bar
Boots: Where's the horse.
Rachel: Ahaha Ahaha Ahaha! These are coconuts! There's no horse here at all!
Boots: Oh. Where did you get coconuts?
(Boots and Rachel react scene from Quest for the Holy Grail, you know the coconuts scene in the beginning)
Vicki: That was touching. Sniff, sniff.
Marik: Yeah, I'm confused…
Yami: Same here.
Bakura: Who cares?
Christine: I CARE!
Bakura: Leave my hair ALONE!!!
Eddie: I've got the urge…
Bakura: I already told you! I DO use herbal essences!
Eddie (looking at Yami): I've got the urge…
Yami: SAVE ME!!!
Laura's face appears
Laura: Da moose, da moose!
Lori appears
Lori: I don't want to be here… LOOK! YAMI!!!
Yami: Huh?
Lori: Hi YAMI!
Yami: YES! I have a fan girl! WAHOO!
Lori: Umm… Laura? Why am I suspended in the air by a crusty old green rope?
Laura: Sing Lori!
Lori: NO!
Laura: I"LL DROP YOU!
Lori: BAKA!
Bob the builder appears
Bob: Bob the builder!
Kids: Can we fix it?
Bob: Bob the builder!
Kids: Yes we can!
Bob disappears
Lori: It's like as great abyss of demons and fire, but it's WORSE!
Laura: THE ROPE! ITS…. BREAKING!
Lori: I told you this was stupid you BAKA!
Laura: You're mean!
Laura drops the rope.
Lori: AHHHHHHH!!!! (Lori lands on Marik)
Marik: AHHH!!!
Lori: AHHH!!!
Marik: MOMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Yami: How pathetic.
Lori: HI YAMI!
Yami: Want my autograph!?
Lori: Uhhh, OK!
Laura: Uh oh.
Laura falls from the clouds and lands on Eddie
Eddie: Growl.
Laura: It's hideous.
Vicki is in a trance
Everyone is moving towards the retirement home
Bakura: I'm not going any further.
Vicki snaps out of her trance
Vicki: LORI! LAURA! When did you get here?
Lori: Baka.
Vicki: No baka!
Laura: We've been here a while.
Vicki: Oh.
Dora (trying to push Bakura forward): Move! I bet half of these people won't come if you don't!
Crew: If he doesn't go, we don't have to either!
Bakura: I'm not moving!
Boots: Oh yes you are! (Boots picks up Bakura and is carrying him)
Everyone follows reluctantly
Bakura: NOOO!!!
Empress jumps off of a random flying flamingo
Empress: HOWDY Y'ALL!
Crew: You again? Why do you torment us?
Bakura: Don't let them TAKE ME!!!
Empress: Because, (high pitched voice) I got the power! And, I lost the white out.
Marik: Aren't you typing this on the computer?
Empress: Umm… uhh… I can explain that. Oh look at the time! Its, it's, CAKE TIME! Come my flying flamingo! FLY! (Theme of the wicked witch of the west plays)
Yami: You know, that was really weird.
Lori: Wasn't that Vicki?
Laura: It's her secret identity.
Vicki: I'm VICKI! WOGGY WOGGY!
Boots: Criss cross applesauce,
Eddie: Don't go there girlfriend!
Boots: Whoa!
Eddie: You want to step out side?!
Boots: That isn't your line. That's Eleanor's line, and, she clearly isn't here.
Eddie: I've got the urge, for herbal, I could spend another half an hour, Singin in the shower! I've got the urge!
Yami: That song, its back, to haunt me!
Lori: Its gonna be ok.
Yami: My fangirl will cheer me up…
Lori: I'm NOT A FAN GIRL!!!
Yami: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Laura: One two buckle my shoe.
Lori: That's my line.
Laura: Oh, sorry.
Vicki/Nathan: QUIT SAYIN SORRY! SERIOUSLY!
Dora: Come on come on come on! (To the music of Sheryl Crow song)
Boots (now dragging Bakura): YEAH!!!
(Group goes into the retirement home)
Old Hag: Take a gander at that! Some youngins have come ta help us out!
Old Lady who used to live in a shoe (SW stands for shoe woman): WTF?
Boots: Hee,hee. I know what that means!
SW: Really, well #$%& off!
Old guy: Bingo, bingo, and bingo!
Danny Boy: I'm Danny boy. I am an old man though. We must play, hey, I know you! You're the crazy white haired freak!
Bakura: You will die, Danny Boy!
Bakura met Danny Boy on his last visit
Bakura takes out his handy dandy hammer and Danny boy takes out a toothpick
They get into the fight of the century… or not
Mother Hibbetetoo: Come on, we want to play bingo you young whippersnappers!
Eddie: TOOTHPICK MAN!
Mother Hibbitetoo whacks Eddie with her cane
Eddie: DIE OLD BLOODY CRUSTY WOMAN!!!
Mother Hibbitetoo: I take pride in being old, crusty, and bloody!
Eddie: Really?
Mother Hibbitetoo: Yes indeed.
Eddie and Mother Hibbitetoo start fighting with pillowcases and canes
Dora: B4.
Old Man Jenkins: Bingo!
Dora: I only called one number!
Old Man Jenkins: I told ye no good would come of you youngins and your fancee dansee flyin machines!
Vicki: Flying machines, where?
Marik: Can I have my Millennium Rod back now?
Vicki: THE MAGICAL GOLDEN BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY SORRY TO IT!!!! NOW!
Marik: Sorry… can I have it back now?
Vicki: Hmm… NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NEVER!!! YOU'L NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! (starts to foam at mouth)
Dora: O57
Farmer Dill: I WIN!!!
Dora: You're supposed to say Bingo. And I only called two numbers, so you can't have possibly won.
Farmer Dill (is possessed now): La lalala!
Rachel: Energy balls taste good…
Vicki: What? You mean those energy balls in DBZ.
Rachel: Yes. They taste like chicken.
Vicki: COOL! I'll join you!
Rachel and Vicki are off eating their energy balls (you know what I mean)
Farmer Dill: Lalalalala!
Christine: Lalalala, lalalala, Elmos world! Lalalala, lalalala, Elmos world!
Farmer Dill and Christine are singing songs from Elmos world together in a corner
Battle rages on
Vicki and Rachel are enjoying a new purple colored energy ball (you still know what I mean)
Buttercup appears riding a flying handkerchief (Buttercup from PPG)
Buttercup: When you wish, upon a star, there's no difference, who you are, but when you wish, upon a star your dreams, come trueeeeeeee!!!
Marik: That was off key, and it was out of tune.
Buttercup: Really?
Marik: Yes, it goes, more like this….
Marik and Buttercup are singing in another corner
Yami: That's beautiful Marik.
Lori: Baka.
Yami: What?
Lori: I was talking about him…
Yami: You mean Marik; his song has touched my life, forever.
Lori: Oh my god.
Laura: DA MOOOSE!!!!
Vicki (stops eating): DA MOOSE!!!
Lori: Da moose?
Christine: DA MOOSE!!!!
Rachel (also stops eating): DA MOOSE!!!
MOOOOOOOSE!!!
Old people: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Retirement home disappears, old people disappear, Marik, Yami, and Bakura disappear, our heros must face DA MOOSE!!!
Vicki: It was all an illusion… I'M IN A BOX!!! IT IS PAM!!!
Laura: It is PAM!
Christine: It is PAM!
Rachel: It is PAM!
Lori: Its PAM?
Eldi/Nathan: PAM? PAM!!!!!!!!!
Warp hole appears
Huckleberry Fin comes out
Huckleberry (To the beat of that campfire song) Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo dah, doo dah! AHHH!!!
Vicki: AIEEEEEEEEE!!! DA MOOSE!!!
Theme of the Magic Emperor is on (Lunar Legend)
Tinker bell Peter Pan and Captain Hook come out of the warp hole
Captain Hook: Oh Petey!
Peter Pan: Oh Hooky!
Peter Pan and Captain Hook start to make out
Tinker Bell: -_-
Peter Pan and Captain Hook are still at it
Tinker Bell: COME FORTH! BRING FORTH THE FLYING MOOSES!!!! COME FORTH THE FASHION POLLYS!!! BRING FORTH the HOSTAGE!!!
Rachel: You can talk?
Tinker Bell: No shit Sherlock!
Rachel: You have hurten my feelings!
Christine: Die fairy type thing!
Tinker Bell: Come and get me!
Christine: NO! You can fly.
Lori starts to do the polka with Eldi
Eddie is in awe
Vicki/Laura/Christine/Rachel prepare for attack
Vicki has (now it is hers) the magical golden baseball bat
Vicki: GET THE KETCHUP!
Laura Rachel Vicki and Christine take out their ketchup
And out of the warp hole came armies of………………………………………………………………………………..
Empress: Ahaha! You'll have to wait for chapter five to find out! Oh, I'm sorry Lori, I said you'd be out of my story by the end of this chapter, well, I kinda need you for chapter 5. Feel special! Anyway, I'd like to give a special thanks to…
Blondie: To my random minded friend who has been behind me all the way for this story, and for her ideas. DA MOOSE!!!
CCSakura: Thanks for not killing me for putting you in my story. I'm pretty sure you'll be out of the story by chapter 5. READ HER STORIES!!! They're totally S+S! (Except for one)
Silverviolinist16: Thanks for the encouragement, and the advice in that one review. (Oh, I luved those far side comics) GNOME DANCE!!!
Eleanor: To my cannibal joke friend! For her encouragement, great sense of humor, and fantasies of punching Dora!
GoodcharlotteEZ27: Thanks for making me laugh, and giving me ideas for the next chapter. I'd also like to thank you for supporting Laura, Christine, and I in our campaign against Fashion Polly.
Wishinskies28: Slap me if I got your penname wrong! But, thanks any way for reading my story, and allowing me to put you in it. DBZ energy balls taste like chicken! ^__^
Empress: Slap me again if I forgot anyone, or if I spelt anyone elses penname wrong. I do that sometimes ya know. Short-term memory. Anyway, twinkies for all of youse! And twinkies for my reviewers! Yes, that means you, purplehotaru, silent whisper, blondie, and Kezika, oh I almost forgot, my newest reviewer, pretend blondish gr7! Hoyay!
Hoyay is my new word. It is pronounced ho yeah! Read the next chappie to figure out what kind of army has come out of the warp hole.