Disclaimer: I don't own rights to Dora the Explorer or any other characters that some other person already owns. If I did I'd probably sell them on E-Bay. E-Bay is my friend. Oh, I don't own E-Bay either.
Empress: For those of you who go to Tohickon, and sit at my PG-13, and occasionally R, rated table, I did say I'd put an episode of Totally Tribal into this chapter, but I decided against it, for now. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Back to the Story
And out of the warp hole came the…………………………………………………………
FLYING MOOSES! AND THE FASHION POLLYS!!!
Tinker Bell: Hahaha! You can't escape now! We've found you!
Peter Pan: Found who?
Captain Hook: The Empress, the flying monkey general, the ninja banana girl, the stamp licker, and uhhhh… the retarded children with them.
Dora: He, hee. I'm retarded!
Boots: WTF! WTF! This is fun!
Vicki: You're a crazy monkey.
Boots: I take after my uncle.
Vicki: You mean the one I killed with a Popsicle stick.
Boots: So that's what happened to him!
Christine: She already told you about that.
Vicki: How'd you know?
Christine: The wonders stamps can do for you.
Vicki: Laura? Did you give Christine more stamps?
Laura: Uhh… yes.
Vicki: Got anymore?
Laura: Yeppers! Stamps for everyone!
(FYI: If you lick stamps, you can get high on them, to understand this topic more, read blondie's story, How to go Home, just use find)
Vicki: Hey look! The Empress is advertising!
Rachel: Advertisements! YEAH! Stamps, I don't lick stamps.
Christine: If you start, you'll get addicted too!
Vicki: Stamp pads are still educational. (Quotes blondie's story)
Laura: I want to be a merchant when I grow up.
Rachel: Me too.
Christine: Kim Possible, call me, beep me, when ya want to…
Eddie: When you want to do what?
Christine: Uhhh… not what your thinking about.
Eddie: Beaver Dam.
Dora: YEAH!
Tinker Bell: KILL THEM!
Vicki: And I thought Tinker Bell was a nice little fairy!
Nathan and Eldi randomly disappear
Vicki: Oh no. Our friends are gone.
Laura: Two of them.
Christine: They are in a happier place now.
Chalk Zone
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Snap: Hi.
Rudy: I'm an artist.
Eldi: Help us lord.
Nathan: CHALK!!!
Rudy: That's mine.
Eldi: MINE, MINE, MINE!
Penny: The radius of a circle is 2.3 squared, soooo, the circumference is….
Eldi: NOOO! MATH!!!
Back to our story
Vicki: Yes, I'm sure they are in a happier place.
Christine: THE MOOSES!
The moose's are closing in to suck our heroines, (not the drug), souls out!
Rachel: SAVE MY SOUL!
Laura: I HAVE TO BECOME A MERCHANT BEFORE MY SOUL IS EXTRACTED!
Vicki (in a high pitched voice, you know what I'm talking about blondie): I am going to be a merchant when I grow up!
Rachel: HERE THEY COME!
Everyone (even Dora and Boots): AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jirrot: HIYA!
Mooses pause
Dora: What happened to you two?!
Jirrot: The food was tainted. So we got fused into one.
Vicki: That brings nasty thoughts to mind.
Jirrots Flashback
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Jibie is eating truffles, Kirrot is eating potatoes
Kirrot to Jibie: Want to eat some potatoes?
Jibie to Kirrot: Only if you eat a truffle.
Kirrot: But, what if the prophecy comes true?
Jibie: What prophecy?
Kirrot: The prophecy of the Salsa.
Jibie: Ohhhhhhh, that prophecy.
Jibie eats potatoes, and Kirrot eats truffles
They fuse together like the salsa prophecy said they would
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Jirrot: Now we're… INVINCIBLE! Ok, maybe not.
Eddie: Sooo, what kind of food do you like now?
Jirrot looks like it's thinking real hard, real hard.
Jirrot (in robot like voice): Overload, overload, overload.
Rachel: How bout Energy balls.
Jirrot: What kind?
Christine: Not the kind you're thinking of.
Jirrot: Can you read minds?
Christine: I don't know, I think that is her job.
Dora: You mean the Great Mind Reading One.
Vicki: Ya mean me! Well, I guess I can, sorta. Madame Sylvia is a hoax! A HOAX I SAY! That wioman was not dreaming of her "past life" but of a wheel barrel of cheese!
Eddie: Wasn't she dreaming about a Victorian house and some guy stabbing her?
Vicki: Yeppers! A wheel barrel full of cheese.
Eddie: See, she is crazy.
Laura: I demand to differ.
Boots: You do?
Laura: Yes, I dooooo!
Eddie: Go on.
Laura: Ahem. Zippety doo dah! Zippety may! My, oh my what a beautiful day!
Dora: That's a nice song. But I can sing better. Yankee Doodle went to town, a riding on a pony! He stuck an arrow in his head and called it macaroni!
Maxironi appears
Child: I had dinner with Max last night!
Other Child: Max?
Girls destined to die: MAXIRONI!
Maxironi: Here's the scoop! It's the new Mac and Cheese, keeping it real!
Laura: That's all wrong! The commercial for Maxironi is waaaaaaay different!
Maxironi: Oh. Gee, I'm sorry. Gasp! Is that… BOOTS! (Maxironi starts to bow to Boots)
Maxironi: I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
Boots: O.O
Boots: Wow. I'm LOVED!
Dora: But, I loved you!
Maxironi: I'm still not worthy!
Vicki starts to kill the Girls destined to die with her magical golden baseball bat
(I told you they were destined to die!)
Maxironi: I'm frightened, those were my fangirls, I must go mourn. I swear, I WILL KILL YOU, ummm, whats your name?
Vicki: Me? Call me your superior.
Maxironi: Oh, ok. Lets try this again. I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOU YOUR SUPERIOR!
Laura: Death.
Rachel (gets all possessed): One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Christine (gets possessed too): Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
Vicki: I knew they were obsessed, but this, this is insane.
Maxironi lies dead.
Eddie: What happened to him?
Laura: The purty poem must have killed him.
Rachel (still possessed): Mother Goose is my friend.
Christine (still possessed): Go fish.
Rachel (still possessed): Teletubbies! Lala, Binky, Po, Cheese Nips!
Christine (still possessed): Lies all lies! You got their names wrong! The names are Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and PO!
(SP is equal to Still Possessed)
Rachel (SP): Hisssss. Gasp.
Christine (SP): Elmo will have you for this. Go at her boy!
Vicki: Lets use some stamps to bring Christine back from her loopy state.
Laura: Okies!
Lori: Have I been forgotten?
Laura: Yes.
Vicki: Just get the stamps Laura! Lori already feels sad inside.
Boots: I understand Lori. I have these feelings sometimes too. Especially when Dora gets all the credit for the adventures, when I'm the one who really did everything. I'm Doras stunt actor you know!
Lori: Really. Well, I'll just, uhh, bye.
Lori runs away.
Boots: I feel, sad inside.
Laura: I got the stamps! (Laura puts stamps in front of Christine.)
Christine: Stamps. STAMPS! (Christine is no longer possessed, but high, on stamps)
Rachel is till possessed
Vicki randomly finds a golden ring on the side of the road
Vicki: I think this will work.
Laura/Lori: Where the *&^% did that come from?!
Vicki: From the $%^&*&# side of the ROAD!
Laura/Lori: Oh, Is see.
Vicki waves ring under Rachels nose
Rachel: The ring of ALL power! Gee, thanks!
Vicki: Ring of ALL power?! Hmm, mine!
Rachel and Vicki high five for no apparent reason
Tinker Bell: What are you waiting for you *&^%$#@ animals?! ATTACK!
Mooses: Ok.
Jirrot: Lets go now! (Jirrot takes out Teleportation device)
Coin Captor: Not so fast!
The Coin Captor looks a little bit like Card Captor Sakura, but it has green skin, and yellow eyes, not to mention a maroon jumpsuit on.
Coin Captor: I have Card Captor Sakura AND Delia!
Laura: Not Delia!
Lori: Not Sakura!
Vicki: Not Delia!
Lori gives Vicki a look
Vicki: Or, SAKURA!
(Delia is Ferdinards brother, his BROTHER, meaning Delia is a boy, got it, get it, doubt it, always wanted to say that, any way)
Coin Captor: Yes, I have your friends and if you want them back, you'll have to face your greatest fears! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jirrot presses the lavendar button
Lori: NOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone is transported to Atlantis
Anna: Hi everyone!
Crew: ANNA! Where'd you come from?
Anna: Atlantis is my homeland, or should I say, home sea!
Lori: That wasn't funny. We must save Sakura! Come on you Baka's!
Vicki: We're under water!
Rachel: Did you just notice that?
Laura: We're underwater!
1 hour later
Christine: We're underwater!
Milo Thatch randomly come up to Lori and kisses her on the cheek.
Lori: Touch me again… and die.
Milo: But, I love you!
Lori: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
Milo: But I know you.
Laura: That is a scary thought.
Anna: Milo is the king of Atlantis, he is going to murder the queen of Atlantis, I think her name is Kida or something. Oh, he'll do this so he can lead a perfectly gay life with out her.
Vicki: Gay? Like Eddie?
Eddie: -_-
Lori: -_-U
Vicki: ^__^
Dora: Oops I did it again, oh no!
Dora's no longer invisible head set falls off
Boots: I told you she was alentless!
Crew: Come again?
Boots: She… LIP SINGS!
Vicki: So, what does she lip sing to?
Laura takes out C.D.
Crew looks at the CD closely
Crew: KIDS BOP 3!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Vicki cracks CD in half
Vicki: Wooggy woggy woggy! Grrr… AIEEEE!!! MOOOOO!!! HONK HONK!
Laura is shriveling up and growing back to size again
Christine is hyperventilating with a plastic bag, this is partially suffocating her, but she doesn't notice
Rachel is running around in a circle howling
The people of Atlantis come out to see what all the commotion is
Queen Kida or whatever her real name is: They are rabid. Kill them!
Anna: Uhh.. lets get you outta here, you are in trouble.
Vicki: Arggg! Harrity harr harr!
Jirrot: Lets go! (presses lavender button)
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Now at the set of Veggie Tales
Bob: If you like to talk to potatoes, if a squash can make you smile, if you like to dance with tomatoes, have we got a show for you!
Veggies: Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales!
Eddie is eating Junior asparagus.
Eddie: Umm, asparagus!
Christine and Vicki: Umm… fruitcake…
Junior: Help me… mommee!
Juniors mom: Oh my dear heavenly father!
Junior: Just say oh my god, kay?
Juniors dad: How dare you use the lords name in vain, Junior, I think you'll need to be spanked with a ping pong paddle board.
Junior: Anything but THAT!
Vicki: I'm under the impression that Junior is abused.
Christine: Me too.
Rachel: Agree, I do, agree.
Lori: What, the, he…
Dora: Hellmann is a brand of mayonnaise too!
Lori: Oh, you know what.
Dora: What?
Lori: BAKA!
Dora: You know, baka stands for beautiful apple krimpets agricultural.
Lori: BAKA!
Boots: Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham!
Vicki: Ham is nasty.
Dora: Ham stands for Hallucinating Agricultural Monkeys.
Laura: Really?
We'd like to interrupt this fan fiction for a public service report, actually it's a commercial, but that doesn't matter.
The Holy Cheese, aka Swiss cheese: Hello kids! I'm the holy cheese, and you, well, you are a creature of some sort. Well, if this is sort of a quiz type thing. Umm, uhh, I FORGOT MY LINES!
Empress: CUT!
(Empress whispers something to the Holy Cheese)
Holy Cheese: Oh, yes. Are you a fan of Cardcaptor Sakura? Do you obsess over romance? Do you have a shrine for Sakura in your binder, closet, or someother place? If you said yes to most, or all, of these questions, well, you must read CCSakura's stories! There's a new one out, Illusion of Faith, it's a really good one. Help us out, CCSakura must get lots an lots of reviews, we need 100! OR MORE! YEAH! Anyway, a word from our sponsers.
Empress: The Holy cheese is stupid. But, you should still read CCSakura's stories. She might kill me for advertising, but, hey! COME BACK HERE WITH THAT SHEEP STATUE! IT IS MY FRIEND!
Back to the fan fiction.
Larry: Time for Silly songs with Larry, me,.
Vicki: Can we all sing along?
Lori: No way.
Laura: Yes way!
Christine is dealing stamps to a little carrot girl and twin peas, they are children
Christine: Just lick it and…
Bob: CHILDREN! Didn't you go to DARE class? You're not supposed to do drugs! Shame on you, selling drugs to small kids!
Christine: We're all an organization of Postal Stamp dealers. And because you now know our secret, you must become…
Crew (Not Lori): SALSA!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crew (without Lori) turns Bob to salsa, of course, they use some other veggies as well, no one will miss them or anything
Rachel: Now, LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Crew (not Lori): I'm… coming out so ya better get this party started!
Lori: mourn, mourn, mourn.
Vicki: Are you alright?
Lori: Mourn. Sniff, we must save SAKURA-CHAN!
Laura: Why?
Lori: I'm not going to answer that.
Christine: Okies.
Larry: OH!!!!
The Crew (with Lori this time) and Larry: Everybodys got a water buffulo! Yours is fat and mine is slow!
Spiderman (theme from spiderman comes on): Watch out here comes the GREEN GOBLIN!
Batman appears
Batman: Look, it is cat woman! And Robin too!
Superman appears
Superman: Yes, Elmo. I agree to your terms. I will advertise while I beat evil.
Vicki (twitching): Beat… evil?
All sorts of bad guys from Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc come out.
These "bad guys" start to attack Archibold
Superman: For a minute there I thought they were going to attack us! Hahahahaha!
Batman: Hahahaha!
Spiderman: Hahahahaha!
Robin: Don't you guys realize I have emotional needs? I'm going to the dark side! (walks over to the dark part of the kitchen stage type thing)
Bob (yes, he is turned to salsa): I couldn't afford to light the whole kitchen.
Half eaten Junior: Don't fight, it hurts others feelings.
Gandalf appears randomly
Gandalf: ENOUGH!
The great wizard zaps everyone away
Gandalf: That is so FUN! Come on everybody! I have the salsa! Ahahahaha! Ahahaha!
The rest of the fellowship appear
Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam: Raise the roof, raise the roof!
Gandalf is doing some odd disco dance
Legolas: Umm, salsa.
Bob: Don't eat me!
Legolas: AHHHHH!!! IT'S ALIVE!
Aragorn: I thought you got over that childhood fear!
Rachel was left behind with the fellowship
Rachel: My… my… hero's!
Pippin: Hi. I'm…
Rachel: You are Pippin. You're Sam, you're Merry, and you're Frodo, the RINGBEARER!
Frodo: I carry nothing!
Rachel pulls out her LOTR book
Rachel: You said that right here.
Frodo: Hey, does that say everything about me in it?
Rachel: It says lots of things about all of you.
Gandalf: Does it say anything about Saruman and me? Because if it does, it isn't true!
Rachel: Sure it isn't.
****************************YEAH TOMATOS********************CHEESY**********POOFS*******
To the rest of the crew
Eleanor appears on a chariot with fuzzy beets hooked on the end
Vicki: Yea!
Eleanor: I'm back in business!
Laura: Wasn't anger management fun?
Eleanor: I gave a whole Yoga sermon to the fuzzy beets!
Chritine: Cooly oh. The Europeans rock the house.
Vicki: I side with the Africans; they are truly awesome.
Lori: Asia is my pick.
Laura: Does this have anything to do with that you're from China.
Lori: Perhaps.
Vicki: Leo the lion!
Laura: CANCER!
Lori: Cancer as in the disease, or as in the crab.
Laura: Cancer as in the crab who treats Chicken Pox.
Christine: I see.
Dora: Have I been forgotten?
Boots: I'm afraid so. But I still love you. I love you with all my heart.
Vicki: You mean this heart. (Is holding a tiny peanut)
Boots: MY HEART!
Eleanor: Isn't that a peanut.
Boots: What?
Vicki: You are a dunce.
Eleanor: That is a cool word.
Laura: No, feisty is a cool word.
Vicki: Doesn't it mean en chillada?
Christine: Yeah. Did anyone notice that Rachel and Anna are gone?
Vicki: I noticed, I also noticed that the salsa is gone.
The crew: SALSA!
Vicki: Fruitcake.
Vicki and Christine: Umm, fruitcake.
Lori: LOOOK!
The rest of everybody: What?
Lori: A castle!
In front of everyone is a castle
There is a sign in front of it that says:
Beware
Keep away
I like peaches
Oh
This is the Coincaptors sacred castle
I am anonymous
Isn't that a cool word
I think it is
Seriously, that's my name
My mother never liked me much
In fact she dropped me on my head five times, on purpose
At least, I think she did
Maybe that was my grannie
She always sided with my grandmother
This place your proceeding to.. is really dangerous, don't go…
Or else
You will face
a) A horde of preppy cheerleaders
b) A candle stick
c) ME!
Laura: Sounds like fun-
Vicki: Lets go!
Lori: Shouldn't we consider that warning?
Christine: Nah, why should we?
Lori: Well… the candlestick sounds manageable, but the horde of cheerleaders sounds pretty hard and we don't know who anonymous, do we?
Laura: Long sentence…
Dora: I'm frightened…. Lets not go…
Boots: Yah sissy!
Dora: I'm not a sister to anyone; I'm an only child…
Vicki: Who really gives, no one!!!
The crew moves toward the castle, but halfway there, a horde of preppy cheerleaders come out of no where
Brittany: There they are!
(Note to Tohickon goers: This is not a real person, not Brittany from school, got it?)
Courtney: I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER!
Vicki: Yeah you are!
Courtney: No I'm not!
Vicki: You're wearing the outfit, and you have… pom poms… AHHH!!!!
Laura: Not… pom poms!
Christine: It burns the flesh! It burns!!!!
Lori: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Vicki: KETCHUP!
Vicki pours ketchup into Brittany's hair
Brittany: NOOOOOO!!!
Sizzling sound is heard as Brittany melts
Vicki: Bulls eye!
Everyone gets out the ketchup and eventually all the cheerleaders are reduced to puddles
Lori: How is that even possible?
Dora: That was… s-s-s-s-scary!
Boots: I…. AGREE! HELP!
Dora: MOMMY!
Vicki in thought: Torture…. Torture…torture Dora… torture Dora… torture Dora and Boots… yeah…
Vicki brings out the duct tape and wraps Dora and Boots together (brings nasty thoughts to mind)
Vicki: Hahahahahaha! Now you have to come!
Boots: I told you we'd become closer by the end of this trip!
Laura starts cackling crazily
Christine: Want a stamp?
Laura is still cackling
Lori: You didn't take your pills… did you?
Laura: My pills… MY PILLS!!!!!!!!!
Vicki: My life ambition is to live in a mental hospital for at least a year…
Laura: MY PILLS!!!! MY PILLS!!!
Vicki: Straight jackets look sexy on me….
Laura: Lets go.
Everyone proceeds
A candlestick appears from the sky
Vicki: Alas! It tis the holy candlestick… wait, there aren't any holes in it… darn it.
Lori: Lets trample it.
Laura: It's speaking to me!
Vicki: Me too!
Christine: What's it saying?
Lori: I don't even want to know.
Laura: It is saying…. That it won't let us through.. until we give it some orange peels in lentil sauce
Vicki: I always have a can of those in my pocket!
Christine: Vicki keeps everything in her pockets!
Lori: What else do you have in there?
Vicki: Pens, money, stamps, packets of sugar, salt, butter, staples, scissors, quarters, salad dressing, ketchup, a yoyo, my pet monkey, my Sims game, my death warrant, my wanted sign, a lighter, a microphone, a wig, a beetle, some medications, a broken pen cap, a gameboy, some lint, bacon, marmalade, lipstick, lip gloss, fools gold, chemicals, my order form for my nukes, my nukes, a suitcase…..
Lori: I'm convinced! You're a lunatic!
Vicki: I always strive to be one! Hmm… I'll take this candlestick, might need it later on.
Laura: Yeah.
Christine: Stamps…
Anonymous: HI! My name is Fredrick; call me Rick.
Vicki: ello!
Rick: don't do that again!
Rick was about three feet tall, and he was a stork
Laura: What… are you?
Rick: I am a well-educated stork. I know perfectly well by the way, tat 6 plus 6 plus 6 equals, the devil.
Vicki: I guess so… hey, that makes sense! I always knew 19 was an evil number!
Lori: 6+6+6 equals 18 you bakas!
Laura: How do you know?
Lori: I used my brain, and a calculator!
Vicki: That's, MR. MATH! You stole him!
Lori: NO! I didn't!
Laura: She's in denial!
Christine: NO, I think that is Lori calculator…
Vicki: Lets see, Mr. Math had the, my middle numbers won't work disease. So if that calculator's middle numbers won't work, ITS MR MATH!
Lori: Lets see…
Rick steals the calculator
Rick: You'll never know now!
Rick throws the calculator into a river (yeppers, it's a RANDOM river)
Dora: This feels very uncomfortable.
Boots: I feel an odd sense, of triumph.
Vicki: Now it's my turn to be sick.
Everyone passes Rick
Rick: I'm supposed to be big and tough! You can't just pass me! What can I do to make you notice me.
Vicki: Get high.
Rick: What?
Laura: What Vicki means is, grow taller.
Christine: I think Vicki means get high on stamps.
Lori: Well I don't.
Vicki: I don't even know what I meant.
Everyone waddles on
Jirrot: Am I being ignored?
Crew: Yes.
Jirrot: Fine.
Jirrot pushes lavender button.
Everyone is teleported to the top of the castle
The flying moose's and the fashion Polly's attack, and all are vanquished when…
Vicki: If tomorrow all my empire was gone, that I worked for all my life, and I had to start again, with just my nukes and my ugly wife?
Laura: I thank my lucky star, to be living here today, cause that flag still stands for freedom, and I'll burn it anyway!
Christine: And I'm a proud member of the federation, where at least I know I can get illegally high! And I'll eventually forget the ones who died who tried to conquer us!
Lori: What the heck…. And I'll proudly lie down… under a tree and thank it for my oxygen… because I love the air I breathe today!
Crew: GOD BLESS THE F.O.E!!!!!!!
Flying moose's and Fashion Polly's poof into dust
Vicki: That was beautiful!
Tinker Bell: Peter, Hook, get em!
Peter Pan: Oh Hooky…
Captain Hook: Wanderer! (Slaps Peter Pan)
Vicki: Oh my god, Laura… that was really nasty!!!!
Laura: 'Wanderer' what's that supposed to mean?
Lori: I'm going to be really, really, really ill.
Christine: What are we talking about?
Tinker Bell: I told you guys not to get sexual!!!!
Peter Pan: Sorry, but you know after I eat carrots I always feel a bit horny!
Vicki: Totally inappropriate!
Christine: Twitch, twitch
Tinker Bell: Let's try this again… ATTACK!
Peter Pan: DIE!!
Vicki hits Captain Hook on the head; he is whacked into the warp hole again
Peter Pan: NOOOO!!!!!
Laura: KETCHUP!
Peter Pan is now lost in the warp hole
Tinker Bell: Damn it… I wanted to beat you guys!!!
Eddie: Bark, bark, and bark! Drizzle, drizzle!!!
Vicki: Woogy woogy woogy! We win!!!
Tinker Bell: Not yet… you still got me!
Vicki: Oh yea!
Tinker Bell: Yea.
Laura: Once upon a time… Tinker Bell died.
Tinker Bell drops dead
Tinker Bell: Damn.
Vicki: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Laura: Ahaha Ahaha Ahaha Ahaha!
Christine: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
Lori: Cackle cackle; lets go save Sakura!
Vicki: AND Delia!
Lori: Yea, him to.
Lori: LOOK! It's Sakura! And Delia…
Vicki: OH NO! IT'S THE COINCAPTOR!!!!! AHHH!!! Lets get it!
Coincaptor: Thought you'de beat me so easily did ya?
Vicki: Actually, yes.
Laura: I agree…
Coincaptor: well… you're stupider than I thought!
Vicki: YAHOO!
Laura: I'll start! If tomorrow all my empire was gone, I had worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my nukes and my ugly wife?
Vicki: I thank my lucky stars, to be living here today, cause that flag still stands for freedom, and I'll burn it anyway!
Christine: And I'm proud to be part of the federation! Where at least I know I can get illegally high! And I'll eventually forget the ones who died when they tried conquer us!
Eleanor: And I'll proudly lie down under a tree, and thank it for my oxygen! Cause I really love the air I breathe…
Crew: GOD BLESS THE F.O.E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coincaptor: God save us!!!!!!
Evil shower demon comes and takes the Coincaptor away
Crew: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ferdinard comes and saves Delia, but it is to late, for the Shower demon has taken Delia's soul away.
Shower Demon: I'm FREE!!!!
Shower demon takes the soul of Jirrot away.
Jirrot: Before I die… I agree… you do look sexy in a straight jacket.
Vicki: Thanks!
Jirrot dies
Vicki: In the name of this random hair brush! Leave us alone!!!!
Shower Demon: Fine, I'll go possess a shower…
Shower Demon disappears
Crew: YEAH!!!!
Eleanor: You know what… die Dora!
Eleanor cracks Dora's neck
Dora: Shit.
Boots: Dora… I wanted to… I wanted to… with you…
Vicki: GROSSNESS ON A STICK!!!!
Boots: Love sees no species!
Vicki: Wrong…love sees no age… or gender! I don't really support the whole Peter Pan Captain Hook thing though.
Laura: Who does?
Eddie: I do!
Eddie: Boots, I wanted to make out with you!!!!
Boots: AHHHH!!!!!
Connor appears randomly
Connor injects Boots with many different poisons; Boots is dead
Eddie: COOL! CONNOR! I love YOU! In that special way.
Connor: Same here.
(Connor and Eddie start to make out; then they disappear)
Vicki: I never knew Eddie was a homo.
Lori: I did.
Vicki: You did?
Lori: No.
Crew: Lets GO! Lets go make a headquarters!!!
And so ends… chapter five.
Empress: I'm going to post that song up above on my home page. Sorry all you Patriots out there… its just, we had to sing that song for graduation, sooo… I had to make fun of it. Any ways… sorry for the long wait folks!
F.O.E= Federation of Evil