Lawyers: GET BACK HERE YOU CRAZED LUNATIC!!!!!

Empress: I'M NOT A LUNATIC!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Lawyers: WE'LL GET YOU!!!!

Empress: FINE!!!! I don't own anyone other than my "crew".

Lawyers: We'll get you next time!

Empress: You'll never take me alive!!!!

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Last time we left off at the Coincaptors Castle. Well we teleported away from there and are now at the land of Veggie Tales again. Yes, Bob is still Mexican salsa.

Rachel: Hi guys!

Saruman: Hey Rachel.

Rachel: Hey Saruman.

Vikki (I'm spelling my name different haha): Hmmm… I sense something wrong.

Saruman and Rachel jump off the counter and disappear.

Laura: Do I want to know?

Lori: Probably not.

Lori randomly disappears

Vikki: ME!!! I want to be next!!!!

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Land of the Chipmunks

Lori: Hello… you guys look hungry…

Chipmunks: squeak squeak!!

Lori: I'll just be… * starts running *

Chipmunks chase after her

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Eleanor: I'm not sure… where did she really go?

Rachel: * is making out with Legolas * Oh! Hi guys!

Vikki: Didn't you just go down there with Saruman?

Rachel: Huh? OH! No, that was Gandalf dressed up like me! He used some kind of magic spell to look like me.

Eleanor: Why'd he do that?

Rachel: He has his own reasons…

Frodo: I GOT GANDALFS DIARY!!!!

All the hobbits race towards Frodo

Vikki: Don't you want to go?

Rachel: Already read it. Stuff about Saruman, nasty, just nasty.

Laura: I see.

Eleanor: *already read the diary * OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel: I told you soooooo!!! Oh, gotta go!!!!

Legolas: ^_^

Saruman (whose somewhere below the counter): OMFG!!!!!!! WHY YOU LITTLE F&*(^%G NOVICE OF A WIZARD!!!!!!

Gandalf runs towards a singing Larry, his "spell" clearly broken

Rachel and Legolas "disappeared"

Vikki: Lets bust this joint!

Laura: Yeah!

Eleanor: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… everybody's got a water buffalo! Yours is fat and mine is slow!

Vikki: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb!

Eleanor: Mary had a….

Laura: NOOOOOO!!! That song you like to sing, with the ram, Mary, and the little lamb, IT'S NASTY!!!!!

Eleanor: Heeheehee…

Bob: Hey, stop eating me!!! 

Pippin: But, I have to eat chips with salsa while violating Gandalfs privacy by reading his diary!

Bob: There's definitely a verse about this! Violating someone's privacy is really mean.

Vikki: Lets go have a party for Dora's death.

Eleanor: But Jirrot died! It had the teleportation device!

Lemerd: What, you mean this teleportation device??!!!

Vikki: Who the hell are you!?

Lemerd: I'm Lemerd; I like pie! ^__^

Vikki: I'm so proud of you.

Eleanor: If you have a teleportation device… GIMMIE!!!

Lemerd: That is mean; we'll be deciding where you have the party, lets see… oh! These people are friendly!

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Mega Man land

Lan: Who are you guys?

Lemerd: Oh, wrong place.

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Dragon Ball Z land

Goku: What the hell???

Majin Buu :BWAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!

Lemerd: Sorry!

Goku: Go away! We're trying to kill each other, duh!

Lemerd: KILLING ISN'T NICE!!!!

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Kenshin land (sounds really weird, huh?)

Kenshin: Hello; again? Uh, who are your friends, Lemerd?

Lemerd: They'll introduce themselves, cause I don't know them!!!

Sanosuke (is that the correct spelling?): Okay…

The crew introduce themselves

Lemerd: Who are your friends?

Kenshin: They just came here.  They're a bit creepy.

Ms. Frizzle: HI everyone!

Arnold: I have a bad feeling about this!

Yuske: Uh, where are we?

Ms. Frizzle: (music plays) Kenshin land!!!!

Hanh appears

Hanh: HI!!!

Crew: HI HANH!!!!

Hanh: What happened to Dora?

Eleanor: How'd you know about … * dun dun dun *…Her…

Hanh: * takes out a TV * we were watching you!

Laura: That is cool!

Sanosuke: What is it again?

Hanh: A… TV!!!

Kenshin: Wow…

Vikki: It's not that cool!!!!

Eleanor: Yeah.

Vikki: HEY! Lets have our party here!

Yuske: A party for what?

Eleanor: Dora's DEATH!

Kenshin: How'd she die?

Vikki: Weren't you watching!? The shower demon got her, and Boots! And Jirrot!

Kenshin: And we're happy about that?

Laura: NO duh!

Eleanor: Everyone is!

Sanosuke: Well, I'm in if you're in!

Hanh: I am in!

Everyone: YEAH!!! LETS PARTY!!!

Yuske: You said something about a demon, a 'shower demon'?

Vikki: (gets all possessed like) Yes, the legendary shower demon. It is said that this EVIL demon will EVILLY possess perfectly innocent showers. The poor little showers, in their innocence… and cleanliness. Those shower demons put showers world wide in danger; it is EVIL, EVIL, and EVIL. Will you accompany me as I tell the story, of the… EVIL shower demon, Laura?

Laura: Of course.  Dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun… (Laura continues this)

Vikki: In a land of demons, there are many, demon thingies, they like, to possess humans. But, some certain demons were different, like one, who was born with a red glowing nose. His father hid this red glowing nose, but when the other reindeers found out they bullied the 'outcast'.

Laura: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun…

Vikki: So Santa Claus later let the outcast be part of his sled team. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough, and the outcast began to possess showers. So, the demon became known as the murderous SHOWER DEMON!!!!!!!! * lights flicker *

Everyone: AHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! AHHH! (Everyone takes a breath) AHHHHHH!! AHHH!!! AHHHHH!!!

Eleanor: That story sounds oddly familiar.

Laura: dun dun dun!

Kenshin: Don't you find it weird that the lights flickered? And, we're outside?

Lemerd: @_@

Sanosuke: Whats up with him?

Kenshin: OH! He's the guy that was confused by 'big words'.

Vikki: weird, and outside are 'big words'?

Kenshin: Lets move on, shall we?

Yuske: Are you sure this is really a demon? Because it sounds to me like it's more of a plumbing problem.

Vikki: You dare test my knowledge of the… SHOWER DEMON!!!!

Yuske: Yes, I do. I'm a spirit detective.

Laura: Really? Uh oh…

Eleanor: AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!!

Vikki: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! * pauses * Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Laura: Lets run away!

Vikki: Yuske?

Yuske: What?

Vikki: Do you have a pet dog named Foofy?

Yuske: No, why do you ask?

Eleanor: RANDOM THOUGHT!

Hanh: Hi Sano!

Sanosuke: Hi…. Hanh.

Hanh: ^___^

Yuske: You guys seem pretty suspicious… are you demons, or are you connected to any of these incidents?

Vikki: HE'S A COP! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Lemerd: Lalalalala, lalalalala!

Eleanor: Shut the f&^k up and gimme that thing!

Lemerd: That was mean. And… you didn't say please!

Eleanor: Go to hell! * kicks Lemerd and takes the teleportation device * I GOT IT!!!

Crew: Does High five

Lemerd: Owies!

Yuske: Now I think I'll have to take you guys in!

Vikki: You'll never take me alive! * foams a bit *

Crew: Teleports to the Shower Demons bungalow

Shower Demon: Loook at the tasty morsels!

Eleanor: Some peeps in Kenshin land don't believe in you.

Shower Demon: Thankssssss for the tip. * shower demon disappears *

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Kenshin: Hello? Who are you?

Shower Demon: I am the SHOWER DEMON!

Yuske: Sure you are! The shower demon is a tale those stupid girls made up!

Hanh: I resent that!

Yuske: Too BAD!

Shower Demon: Eat my shower scum!

Shower demon eats Yuske

Yuske: HEY! That's not supposed to happen!

(sorry fans of yu yu hakasho, Yuske was asking for it!)

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Back to the bungalow

Lori: Die evil chipmunks!

Chipmunks: Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice!

Laura: Look! Its Lori!

Eleanor: And shes is being carried away by a bunch of carnivorous chipmunks!

Vikki: COOL!

Crew: pauses

Crew: AHHHHHH!!! Let's go save her!

Everyone does that dramatic bay watch run over to Lori

Lori: Holy!

Vikki: Hi Lori!

Lori: Help me you bakas!

Laura: Say sorry first.

Lori: No.

Laura: Yes.

Eleanor: Just say it!

Lori: FINE! Sorry.

Vikki: YEAH!

Eleanor teleports the crew, including Lori, to CCS land.

Eleanor: Bye Lori!

Lori: Where are we?

Vikki: Your favorite place in the whole wide world!

Lori: Which is?

Laura: CCS land!

Everyone: YEAH!

Vikki: Lets have a party now!

(Crew is in the middle of a street)

Lori: Yeah, party in the middle of the street, smart, LETS GO FIND SAKURA!

Vikki: Okay, what's this button do? * Presses red button that says Do Not Push)

****************************WE wish you a merry Hanukah we wish you a merry Hanukah********************

What will happen! What does the big red button do????? All will be found out in the next episode of… *MORE MUSIC *

Vikki meets DORA!!! Kids clap.

 Yes, and everyone, I have a new story out, worse than this one I think, we'll see, right? It's full of random things, like flying pineapples, and a rabid pikachu who wants nothing but to eat Laura for breakfast. C-ya's l8ters!!!

Empress: I'D LIKE TO GIVE MY GR8TEST APOLOGIES 2 HANH, 4 SPELLING HER NAME WRONG!!!! The first time. AND I'D LIKE TO THANK JEZIKA FOR MEANLY POINTING THAT OUT TO ME!!!!!  Yes, and I'd like to slap Vegeta across the face for making fun of my journal of randomness. Grrr… I'LL CHOP YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES WITH SCISSORS AND THEN BOIL YOU IN A POT AT PRECISELY 450 DEGRESS F!!!! 

Note to you: Empress gets very angry at times and may start to threat people with long and detailed notes, sometimes coded.

Empress:  I'd also like to say sorries to MAJIN Buu for spelling his name wrong. SORRY!!!! If majin buu complains he'll be put into the stew along with Vegeta! Oh yea, and this is the third time I've edited this story, it seems I spelt Vegeta's name wrong, IN YOUR FACE!!! AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I feel better now.  And lastly, as I mentioned before, read my newest story, or suffer the consequences!!! You'll ALSO be thrown into the DBZ stew! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha * deep breath * Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!