Go Fish, Mr. Cheetos, Clifford the big red dog, and a Soap Opera?
Empress: Sing; sing a song, its never wrong! JUST SING A SONG!!!!! Oh, hello everyone! Welcome to… drum roll please, DORA 7!!!! * Everyone claps * Yes, I don't own rights to anything but some stuff, was that a confusing sentence? Good. Now, read on!!!!
Lori: NOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!
Laura: O_o
Vikki: WEEEEEEEE!!!!
Christine: Hi everyone!
Eleanor: Where have you been?
Christine: Sleeping.
Lori: Then, how come your not still at the castle?
Christine: I don't know!
Vikki: Where are we?
Mr. Cheeto (not noticing our hero's, or heroines): All right, here's the plan. We sneak all these cheeto's to Emily Elizabeth, and she'll give them to small children. Then the small children will be twistified.
Vikki: What's that mean?
Mr. Cheeto: Who are you? And why are you listening to our secret plans?
Laura: We accidentally got transported here.
Lori: Because of baka Vikki!
Vikki: * can't read script *
Christine: Are you an illegal association too?
Mr. Cheeto: Yes.
Vikki: We sell stamps, and pens.
Mr. Cheeto: Oh, really, well, we're not going to let you get out of this one, alive! Lets play, GO FISH!
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At the counter of Veggie land
Rachel and Merry: * are making out *
Legolas: * walks in *
Legolas: How could you Rachel, I thought you loved… ME!!!!
Rachel: Its not what it looks like!
Legolas: Then, what is it?!
Merry: A pot roast!
Rachel: Leggy!
Legolas: And I used to love you!
Rachel: I still love you!
Merry: Love this, love that, love my foot!
Legolas: Eww, no!
Rachel: Legolas, it really, is a, misunderstanding!
Legolas: * is crying * I should have never of left mother!
Frodo: * pops in * This should be taken to a expert… like… (Drum roll) DR. PHIL!
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Back to the game of Go Fish
Mr. Cheeto: Do you have, a, Freddie Fish?
Vikki: Damn you! Here you go!
Laura: I shall avenge you Vikki! Mr. Cheeto, do you have… a Trenton Trout!?
Mr. Cheeto: NO! Hah! GO FISH!!!
Laura: Curses.
Eleanor: Don't be afraid to curse. Just let it all out.
Laura: (&^%$%##!@ you friggin &(^^$#$&*^% Mr. Cheeto… I think you should go to *(&$%^# %^%*%^%!!!!
Christine: Couldn't of said it better myself!
Lori: My dictionary is fried!
Vikki: Which one?
Lori: Webster's!
Christine: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!
Eleanor: What's the matter?
Christine: Zah ebsters' as I end, y end!!!!!!!! Bahhhhhhhh!!!! WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaa!
Lori: What?
Vikki: She said: The Webster's' was her friend, her friend! Bah! Wa!
Eleanor: I see.
Christine: * takes a moment to compose herself * I'm okay.
Mr. Cheeto: It's your turn Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Okay!!!! Do you, Lori, have a Goldy goldfish?
Lori: Yes… dammit.
Vikki: What was that?
Lori: Darn it!
Lori: Alright: I chose you! Mr. Cheeto, do you have… a Silly Swordfish?
Mr. Cheeto: In fact I do!!! You won't get away with this!!!
5 minutes later
Standings:
Mr. Cheeto-----15 matches
Bartholomew-----7 matches
Vikki-----1 match
Christine-----6 matches
Eleanor-----11 matches
Lori-----81.5 squared matches
Mr. Cheeto: I still don't get how you can have 80.5 squared matches…
Vikki: Mr. Cheeto, you're cheating! I only have one match!
Laura: Yeah, and how come Lori's winning!?
Lori: Because, I believe in myself.
Vikki: Really? But same here! I believe in myself, and I only have one match.
Eleanor: That's not a match.
Vikki: Yesss… it is!!!
Lori: That's a Freddie fish and a Goldy goldfish.
Vikki: Oh, whoops! * Blushes *
Mr. Cheeto: Hah! Do you have a Freddie Fish Vikki?
Vikki: Haha! Go fish!
Mr. Cheeto: You do have one.
Vikki: Than why'd you ask?
Mr. Cheeto: Because, that's how you play the game!
Vikki: I like to bend the rules.
Mr. Cheeto: Same here!
Lori: * gasps *
Vikki: Cheese.
Lori: * gasps again *
Vikki: I like pie… a lot…
Laura: Now it's my turn to gasp. * gasps * Heehee, that was fun.
Eleanor: You're a cheater Mr. Cheeto!
Mr. Cheeto: That's why the call me Cheatin Cheeto.
Christine: Whose 'they'?
Clifford and Emily Elizabeth bust the wall down.
Emily Elizabeth (EE): Us!
Clifford: DON'T LET HIM TAKE ME AGAIN! Shut up mortal! Mwaaaaaahahahahaha!
Vikki: That was psycho!
Clifford: Please, noooo… this is my life! NOT ANYMORE!
Everyone: What is wrong with him???
EE: He has split personalities. Thus, he has a dark side.
Everyone: Sweet.
Vikki: Just like me!
Everyone: What?
Vikki: Cough cough, nothing, nothing… that was close…
EE: We've come for the merchandise.
Christine: Not so fast! WE sell the merchandise, not you!
EE: What merchandise.
Vikki: Stamps, and pens. The pens come in pink, purple, red, blue, black, orange, peach, Mountainous purple, green, and purple.
Lori: You said purple at least three times.
Vikki: I know.
Lori: -_-U
Vikki: Die EE!
EE: Huh?
Everyone shoots ketchup at EE
EE: My leather skirt! Oh, crud. The mafia will get you! X.x
Clifford (dark side) : The mafia is after you. My poor little EE! And her leather skirt.
Eleanor: How'd you know it was leather?
Clifford: I can explain!
Mafia: Die everyone!
Police: We got ya!
Vikki: AHHHHHHH!!!
Eleanor: * pushes button *
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Everyone: * is somewhere *
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Back to our "soap opera"
Dr. Phil: What seems to be the problem here?
Frodo: Tell him. * gets popcorn out *
Legolas: Rachel, was my girlfriend…
Merry: Emphasis on 'WAS'.
Legolas: As I was saying… Rachel was my girlfriend. And then she stared to make out with, him!
Rachel: I was… I was… being blackmailed! There I said it.
Merry: Darn it!!! It's out. But you'll never know what I'm gonna do to get back at you.
Dr. Phil: What are you going to do?
Merry: I'm going to secretly join a mafia, and Legolas and Rachel won't know. Tgen I'll get my mafia friends to go torture them.
Legolas: Great plan smarty. Now we know what your going to do!
Merry: You're sooooooo stupid.
Legolas: I'm stupid? I'm flawless. * smiles at the "camera" *
Dr. Phil: * is copying everything down * It seems to me you should go and talk to eachother. Then, tell Merry how you feel. Then, Rachel and Legolas can get married and live happily ever after.
Merry: No one every lives 'happily every after' on a soap opera.
Dr. Phil: No duh!
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Back to out heros, or are they?
Dora: I'm back!!!! And your back in my land!
Boots: Me TOO!
Crew: NOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO!!!
Vkki: HOW!?
Christine: This calls for stamps!
Dora: Lets go to play park and I'll accomplish my dream of crossing the monkey bars.
Boots: Say map!
Everyone: *is silent *
Map: * comes out anyway *
Everyoine tackles the map.
Vikki uses flamethrower
Vikki: YOUR NEXT!!!!
Dora: * not paying attention * We can stomp our feet, really really hard.
Grumpy old troll: * singing * If you want to over my bridge, all you have to do is this, all you have to do is this, all you have to do is this.
Vikki: what Bridge? * Uses flamethrower on everything *
Everything is burnt, but it magically grows back.
Dora: Bad lady! * takes flamethrower *
Vikki: WAAAAAAH!
Vikki goes and hides in the bushes.
Tiko: Mi camira!
Laura: Stupid creature.
Christine: Stamps.
Lori: Can we leave, now, please.
Empress appears
Empress: HI! I've decided to…….
Crew: Let us go home!?
Empress: Go make a cheeseburger without the cheese!!!
Empress disappears.
Empress appears again
Empress: I forgot, Dora will soon be pelted with falling angel fish, and Boots, your destiny is to be killed by a man with a pumpkin head.
Empress disappears, again.
Vikki: *in bushes * * is talking to herself *
Dora: * looks up * Angelfish?
Angelfish start to rain down from above.
Dora: AHHHHHH!!! Dora dies again.
Vikki: * in a costume of a person with a pumpkin head * DIE!!!! * uses the new and improved flamethrower to kill Boots, and Tiko.
Mighty Red Chicken: You have destroyed my home land. Therefore you all will be banished from this land. Now, leave!
Everyone: Okay.
Eleanor: Alright, cross your finger this will take us home. * pushes button *
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Rachel: I'm sorry Legolas.
Legolas: I'm not Legolas. * Orlando Bloom takes off his Legolas costume *
A bunch of crazy fan girls appear.
Rachel: Where Legolas?!
Orlando: I… don't know?
Rachel: Yes, you do.
Merry: I'm confused.
Orlando: Me too.
Empress appears: I thought you were Legolas!
Rachel: No, he's not Legolas. * looks angry *
Empress: * Makes Orlando disappear * * Legolas appears *
Legolas: That was weird.
Empress: Lets all go to Burger King.
Legolas: BK you got it!
Rachel: Never again.
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Everyone has been teleported to a mysterious and weird place.
Vikki: * is nowhere to be seen *
Laura: Wheres Vikki?
Christine: * was teleported to Burger King with Legolas, Rachel, and Empress * Yippee!!!
Lori: Maybe she was abducted by aliens and dissected with interesting tools. * cackles *
Eleanor: And we thought you were sane!
Anna: *appears * Whoa. Hi peeps!
Everyone: Hi!
Anna: Where's Vikki, and Christine?
Eleanor: I don't know.
Laura: Christine got teleported somewhere; and Vikki disappeared when we teleported here.
Lori: Vikki was abducted by aliens! Hahahahahahaha!
5 flying monkeys approach our friends
Monkey 1: How dare you be happy at the misfortunes of Empress Vikki!
Laura: Don't I know you?
Monkey 2: OH! These are the Empress' comrades!
Monkey 3: Ah, yes!
Monkey 1: My greatest apologies! Don't tell the Empress, I'll never get that promotion!
Monkey 2: I see. General Laura, of the monkeys!
(all five monkeys grin stupidly )
Monkey 1: Lori criminal mastermind. The one who devises all the plans!
Monkey 3: Anna; the physic of the group. You predict what the enemy will do, AND you talk to lifeless objects!
Monkey 2: You live in Atlantis!
Anna: True!
Monkey 4: Eleanor! The artist and apple juice dealer.
Eleanor: *blushes * Oh chucks!
Monkey 5: *silence *
5 minutes later
Monkey 5: * silence *
Monkey 2: He doesn't talk much.
Everyone: Noticed.
Monkey 4: Where's the Certified illegal Stamp Dealer?
Eleanor: I don know. And they don either!
Monkey 4: Oh well! We'll take you to the palace.
Anna: Where are we?
Monkey 5: * silence *
Monkey 1: You're in World 53.
Everyone:???????@_@???????
Monkey 1: A figment of the Empress' imagination.
Lori: So we're in Vikki's mind?
Monkey 2: No. This is a parallel universe. Vikki made this World.
Lori: That makes no sense.
Monkey 5: *silence *
Monkey 4: Neither does this… * starts to dance *
Monkey 3: My little pony my little pony race you to the cotton candy shop!
Laura: True, that makes no sense.
Lori: Grrr…
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Rachel and Christine: BK you got it!
Rachel: I want a mighty kids meal.
Christine: Oh oh oh oh oh!!! I want one too!
Cashier: And I want a good job.
Legolas: Didn't you ever go to college?
Cashier: NO!!! * cries *
Rachel: Its alright, lets talk this out.
Cashier: It all started in my childhood….
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Monkey 4: We'll take you to the Empress, we'll carry you.
Monkeys fly off with the girls
Over and out
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I bid you all happy camping season. FeLiz Navidad.
I'd like to tell you all we're so proud of you all. And good luck to Dany. We all hope you escape that venomous Dora the Explorer. Yes, for your information, I did destroy the Secret base of the flying mooses. The one at Brant Beach.
One last thing: DOWN WITH FASHION POLLY AND PUT THE FLYING MEESE TO SLEEP!!!
Thankies.
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