Chapter One -
My own cat ate my good luck!
Tuesday 27th August
01:00pm I decided today that I would start packing for my seventh and final year at Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. I discovered however that I need a new uniform, due to 'hormone changes', as my father likes to call it. Honestly why he can't call it a 'much needed growth of breasticals' is beyond me. I did wonder if I should wear the too tight and way too short skirt just to see Ron's 'reaction'. Another hormone change I think! Ah ha! Operation make Ron get a bone on starts now! Hmmm first day make up . . . . . slut or tramp????
02:30pm Can't decide how to have hair so that I appeal to Ron the most. Found out I look like McGonagal when I tie my hair up, wonder if Ron likes old macca?? My shirt doesn't button up properly, I think I may give Dumbles a heart attack if I walk in doing an impression of Britney Spears Hit me baby one time. Better go Diagon Al then.
08:30pm Draco Malfoy saw me in my bra!!!
08:32pm It was a red satin one!
08:35pm He winked at me, walked over, squeezed my hormone changes and made a honking noise like a goose!!!!!!!!
09:30pm I do not know whether to be embarrassed or laugh because he thinks breastical honking is a turn on.
12:00am Draco Malfoy saw me in a red satin bra, I am definitely embarrassed
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Wednesday 28th August
10:00am Woke up, was happy until mother reminded me this time next week I will be in my first class. I chucked a spoonful of porridge in her briefcase as a punishment for depressing me. Of course there was a time when that thought excited me to the point I practically had an orgasm. The shame. No wonder the first person I ever kissed was Viktor bloody Krum, he was soo slimy. Eew never kissing a Bulgarian again. Plus he was going to tell dumbles about my work summoning charm. Basically you summon the perfect piece of work from your teacher's mind, quite clever really, I made it myself. And I haven't been caught once so far.
01:00pm my last comment was bad, I searched my whole garden for a four leafed clover but there are none. So I threw salt over my left shoulder and was in the process of turning around seven times when crookshanks came and licked the salt up.
05:30pm my own cat ate my good luck
09:00pm I am completely out of Sleekeazees hair potion mark 2 (for everyday use). I didn't find out until after i washed my hair so now I look like hagrid got attacked by an evil kami karzi comb. Bloody marvellous!
09:10pm Early night, must go Diagon Al tomorrow v. early before anyone actually sees me ALA hagrid. And laughs. Loudly.
10:00pm Mother woke me up to say 'goodnight'. Honestly the woman has teeth for brains. As she was going out she said, 'hermy dear, your hair could do with a good brushing'.
11:30pm when I graduate I will turn my mother into a giant nose hair and stuff her up Snape's nose.
12:00am Snape, stuffing, same sentence, I am mentally scarred for the rest of my life!
A/N well here's chappie one hope ya like it. Please review, next chapter may take a while as I am going on holiday on Saturday for a week.
Oh and I don't own any characters. They ALL belong to Lady Jo of Rowling.
Tuesday 27th August
01:00pm I decided today that I would start packing for my seventh and final year at Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. I discovered however that I need a new uniform, due to 'hormone changes', as my father likes to call it. Honestly why he can't call it a 'much needed growth of breasticals' is beyond me. I did wonder if I should wear the too tight and way too short skirt just to see Ron's 'reaction'. Another hormone change I think! Ah ha! Operation make Ron get a bone on starts now! Hmmm first day make up . . . . . slut or tramp????
02:30pm Can't decide how to have hair so that I appeal to Ron the most. Found out I look like McGonagal when I tie my hair up, wonder if Ron likes old macca?? My shirt doesn't button up properly, I think I may give Dumbles a heart attack if I walk in doing an impression of Britney Spears Hit me baby one time. Better go Diagon Al then.
08:30pm Draco Malfoy saw me in my bra!!!
08:32pm It was a red satin one!
08:35pm He winked at me, walked over, squeezed my hormone changes and made a honking noise like a goose!!!!!!!!
09:30pm I do not know whether to be embarrassed or laugh because he thinks breastical honking is a turn on.
12:00am Draco Malfoy saw me in a red satin bra, I am definitely embarrassed
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Wednesday 28th August
10:00am Woke up, was happy until mother reminded me this time next week I will be in my first class. I chucked a spoonful of porridge in her briefcase as a punishment for depressing me. Of course there was a time when that thought excited me to the point I practically had an orgasm. The shame. No wonder the first person I ever kissed was Viktor bloody Krum, he was soo slimy. Eew never kissing a Bulgarian again. Plus he was going to tell dumbles about my work summoning charm. Basically you summon the perfect piece of work from your teacher's mind, quite clever really, I made it myself. And I haven't been caught once so far.
01:00pm my last comment was bad, I searched my whole garden for a four leafed clover but there are none. So I threw salt over my left shoulder and was in the process of turning around seven times when crookshanks came and licked the salt up.
05:30pm my own cat ate my good luck
09:00pm I am completely out of Sleekeazees hair potion mark 2 (for everyday use). I didn't find out until after i washed my hair so now I look like hagrid got attacked by an evil kami karzi comb. Bloody marvellous!
09:10pm Early night, must go Diagon Al tomorrow v. early before anyone actually sees me ALA hagrid. And laughs. Loudly.
10:00pm Mother woke me up to say 'goodnight'. Honestly the woman has teeth for brains. As she was going out she said, 'hermy dear, your hair could do with a good brushing'.
11:30pm when I graduate I will turn my mother into a giant nose hair and stuff her up Snape's nose.
12:00am Snape, stuffing, same sentence, I am mentally scarred for the rest of my life!
A/N well here's chappie one hope ya like it. Please review, next chapter may take a while as I am going on holiday on Saturday for a week.
Oh and I don't own any characters. They ALL belong to Lady Jo of Rowling.